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Ibrahimanis:
Well there are 200m of us, you are talking to me alone not 199,999,999 others!

Stop being stupid.

Ibrahimanis:
Show me where I said nigeria is "sporting giants". Don't put words in my mouth.

And no, as you can clearly see from my "stupid" list as you called it, football is not our "only sport".

Nigerians have said it on this thread over and over.

tylann:
Maybe Kikuyu is right Kenyans in this thread should totally ignore Kumamoto

Well, I told people here, including Kikuyu1 and RVP, to ignore him over and over and they didn't and he kept posting his bullshit posts so I decided to take the idiot by the horns and everytime he comes here, I floor him.

Ibrahimanis:
I don't know and seriously I don't give a f*ck. But now that you mentioned it "athlete" AKA rat race is all you guys know about.

You said football is our only sport, I mentioned sports achievement in many other areas, now mention you own achievements apart from rat race.

If races are our only sport then we are on the right track. We are conquering the world. We win almost everything.

Football is your only sport and you haven't even conquered West Africa alone yet you see yourself as sporting giants.

Kazikazi:
Go lie to others.You said you need Tz.and you said SA needs Swazi in the same way!

Now, I correct you! Swaziland needs SA in the same way Kenya needs TZ. Full stop

Kikuyu1, please come explain to this idiot something. He's embarrassed himself so hard I just don't feel like teaching him anything - we've lent them too many teachers anyway. You can't blame me.

See how the idiot misunderstood you and can't even get it right no matter how much I lead him to. Who teaches these people?

kikuyu1:
We need perspective: we need Tz like SA needs Swaziland! Kazibure you'll one day realise you're greatest achievement was to be our neighbour giving you the chance however scant to learn how the world works! If you can't abandon witchcraft,communism,cannibalism,albino killing and other well known Tz competencies blame yourself!

Kazikazi:
You kiberans,

Swaziland needs south Africa more than south Africa needing eswatini! If you don't know Swaziland just shut up,I know Swaziland,I know most of southern Africa!

And one day you will realizing how much we are helping you Kenyans! We thwarted terrorism in your Kenya, when you kill each other,our gov came to make peace in 2007.we helped you.

We give you a chance to come to our beautiful Tanzania to do business so that you won't starve in Turkana.Mind you, Tanzania is loved by big people,but we decided to allow u in..to help u grow ur small companies like ARM cement and uchumi supermarket which they couldn't pay a rent,they closed shop!

So if you gave up your cannibalism, your sluminnism of kibera etc, If you gave your bestiality, if you gave up your "starve to death" way of life, may be you could be well advanced

Ibrahimanis:
Local champions, Hahahahaha you got some jokes.

Apart from rugby and rat race, tell me what else you have achieved in sport!

*Nigerian basketball team is currently the highest ranked in Africa 1st (male) 2nd (female)
*Nigerian Bobsled & Skeleton Team is the first team in history to represent Africa at winter Olympics.
* Okagbare won gold in the 100m and 200m at the Glasgow 2014 Commonwealth Games, becoming the fourth woman ever to achieve the feat. Her 10.85secs effort also saw her breaking Debbie Ferguson-McKenzie’s 12-year record of 10.91secs.
*Mellisa won the European Championship in 2010.
*Hogan Kid Bassey emerged World Featherweight Boxing Champion in 1957.
*Emmanuel Ifejuna who won a gold medal in high jump at the 1954 commonwealth Games.
*Dick Tiger who won the Middleweight title and later the World Light Heavyweight crown.
*Nigeria also won silver and bronze medals in the male and female categories of 4 x100m
*Funke Oshonaike is one of Africa’s most decorated female table tennis players.
*loveline obiji set a world record of 144kg lift, then she broke the record again when she lifted 149kg.
*Nigerians are the number 1 scrabble players out there, https://amp.economist.com/middle-east-and-africa/2017/11/30/why-nigeria-produces-scrabble-champions
*Nigeria also won 2013 ICC World Cricket League Division Seven

Those are some of Nigeria's achievement in sports not on continental stage. And I did not include football (Nairobiwalker, you that said football is our alpha and omega).

So your turn. Mention Kenya's achievement in sports apart from rat race and Rugby. You can include continental achievements if you want.

If we were to mention individual achievements, we only need 2018 to beat your stupid list. Btw, do you know the 2018 male athlete of the year is a Kenyan?

tylann:
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Let him ask Nigerians to help him

The Nigerians won't because they don't want to embarrassing their one and only sycophant cheerleader. Perhaps if the Ghanaians were around, they would.

Kazikazi:
Your education is zero. What you do is swallowing undigested certain economic theories!

Now, go do research about Southern African custom union (sacu). Then go do research about Swaziland's currency (emalangeni) and find out why its worthy same value with the Rand.

Then come back open ur empty mouth and say south Africa needs Swaziland more than its needed by Swazi! Or are you saying because of that tiny market?

The fact that you didn't even get the point confirms my assertions about you. Shittily educated. Go back to my post and reread the post well, ask a friend to help. Read through what I bolded. You'll see your foolishness and lack of understanding of simple grammar. Stop making a fool of yourself. Kikuyu1, come see how this idiot misunderstood you and is trying to teach us his misunderstanding.

tylann:
You forgot murathe

I added etc because I couldn't name all of them.

kikuyu1:
We need perspective: we need Tz like SA needs Swaziland! Kazibure you'll one day realise you're greatest achievement was to be our neighbour giving you the chance however scant to learn how the world works! If you can't abandon witchcraft,communism,cannibalism,albino killing and other well known Tz competencies blame yourself!

Kazikazi:
You kiberans,

Swaziland needs south Africa more than south Africa needing eswatini! If you don't know Swaziland just shut up,I know Swaziland,I know most of southern Africa!

And one day you will realizing how much we are helping you Kenyans! We thwarted terrorism in your Kenya, when you kill each other,our gov came to make peace in 2007.we helped you.

We give you a chance to come to our beautiful Tanzania to do business so that you won't starve in Turkana.Mind you, Tanzania is loved by big people,but we decided to allow u in..to help u grow ur small companies like ARM cement and uchumi supermarket which they couldn't pay a rent,they closed shop!

So if you gave up your cannibalism, your sluminnism of kibera etc, If you gave your bestiality, if you gave up your "starve to death" way of life, may be you could be well advanced

...............and you still get mad when we tell you that your education system is shitty.

tylann:


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You can't reason with an idiot.

Ibrahimanis:
Africa's billionaires list 2019 - Forbes

https://www.forbes.com/africa-billionaires/list/#tab:overall

Two certain countries are missing as usual.

We are not a country of 10 billionares and 200 million paupers.

kikuyu1:
We need perspective: we need Tz like SA needs Swaziland! Kazibure you'll one day realise you're greatest achievement was to be our neighbour giving you the chance however scant to learn how the world works! If you can't abandon witchcraft,communism,cannibalism,albino killing and other well known Tz competencies blame yourself!

Were it not for Kenya, they'd still be cannibals, sorcerers, communists and all those.

Kazikazi:
Pwapwapwapwa..

Let's make it easier, let's stop empty talk..

Give me the names of Kenyan teachers in those Tanzanian private schools and their school names!

Kamau
Wanyama
Otieno
Githae
Nyamongo
Wanjiru
Nafula
Chebet
Charo
Kip Kirui
Musao
Mueni
Muendo
Ole Tipis
Ahmed
Kwamboka
Wanjala
Kibe
Ochieng
Atieno
etc................any more questions?

Kazikazi:
This Tanzanian lady is a head of UNEP in Nairobi.Why a Kenyan couldn't be employed there??

And you poor Kenyans cried about it..

Now ask yourself...
Who cleans her office? = a poor Kenyan cleans it
Who cleans her toilet?= a poor Kenyan cleans her toilet

Ho ho ho ho ho ho!!!

She's not the head, she's the acting deputy, stupid.

I knew you would come up with her. Apart from her and Tibaijuka who headed UN-HABITAT solely due to tokenism, there is no other Tanzanian on a top management job in Kenya. Meanwhile from Precision Air, Barclays Tanzania, KCB, NMG Tanzania, Equity, Serengeti Breweries etc all have or have had Kenyan CEOs. All your International schools are run by Kenyan teachers. Your Hotel industries are full of Kenyans in management. In fact when private schools in Tanzania want to hire, they specify they want Kenyan teachers. You can't live without us Mr. Kumamoto.

Kazikazi:
Your little brain tells you Mpesa is a Kenyan!

FYI, Mpesa have been patented by the Briton. Hence, its a British company.So when Mpesa oparates in Tz don't think its a Kenyan investment

Why are you so pained with MPesa Mr. Kumamoto? You keep bringing it up even when nobody is talking about it. Tame your jealousy bro.

jaycent:
Compare that with this this is just only Nairobi oo Kenya and slums are like dick and pussy OMG, how do you guys even survive in this kind of slums

You Nigerians are funny - you're professional goal shifters. First I was posting photos of good Nairobi neighborhoods, you complained and insisted I should post photos from google street view to prove Nairobi has developed neighborhoods far from the CBD. I posted you nice Nairobi photos from Google street view, you changed the tune and instead started seeking the worst google street view photos of Nairobi and posting them. I did the same for Lagos and now you're back to real photos. You're pathetic.

I am using google street view and you're using pictures. Google street view mostly captures motorable roads - not even all of them are captured. If you want me to post photos of Nigerian slums, here they are.

https://s1.ibtimes.com/sites/www.ibtimes.com/files/styles/embed/public/2013/11/27/img_1966.jpg
[img]https://www.dandc.eu/sites/default/files/styles/article_stage/public/from_imperia/220381.jpg?itok=s6rGb9Xg[/img]

jaycent:
More Nairobi slum is too strong and thick

We are doing google street view. I have realized Nigeria has way fewer slum photos online than the slums you have. Genieluv, your cities are not slummish, they are slums. I am randomly zooming in Lagos and everywhere is shitty. Unfortunately, Abeokuta has no google street View. It would be worse.

68816419:
how do you guys even survives
Kitengela -Nairobi

I like how you kept asking us to post google street view images then after we posted, you couldn't handle them and resorted to searching the worst google street images of Nairobi and posting them here. Fortunately, it is even Easier to find them from Lagos. I wonder if Lagos is like this then how's Onitsha and Abeokuta?

How do you survive here?

68816419:
you know you are lying to your self . 98% rongai is slums

I think if you ever came to Nairobi, you definitely lived in Rongai - you love mentioning it.

99% of Lagos is still a slum though. At least Rongai is ouside Nairobi.

You've actually made me realize Lagos is a bigger slum than I thought. I am just zooming randomly on the map and everywhere I land is a slum.

68816419:
Hahahaha same location u posted earlier on(Ajegunle)

I just zoom and wherever my cursor falls, I take a screenshot. You want different places? There you are.

99% of Lagos looks like this man.

68816419:
Nigga 90 of your city are slums
Kitengela,Nairobi

99% of your city is slums.

68816419:
Hahahahah i just showed you how tiny streets looks like,Village boy

Here is what Tiny streets look like in Ngara, Nairobi.

68816419:
Nice, you can now see how "Ajegunle" looks like now your self and how you cropped the location

Check out Eastligh,Nairobi a place that generates over 25% Nairobi's revenue

One time you say Nairobi is only developed at the CBD and Westlands and next time you say Eastleigh contributes 25% of Nairobi's revenue. Are you mad?

How did I crop the location?
You love excuses, I'll call you excuse man. Here are more Lagos photos.

I am actually having a very easy time, I just zoom anywhere in Lagos and the result is pathetic.

68816419:
?

Here is your post

"Bellow pic from "Surulere(Mainland ) Lagos is what they call "Street view""

..........and this is what you posted............

www.nairaland.com/attachments/8461734_ken1_jpega4ed230db5f64e3a41d7b2fbb9db5f9d

68816419:
So this how your high-class neighborhood roads looks like ?

That's how high class neighborhood roads should look like. Well grassed, well tarmaced and cool. What you posted me and called High class is what we have in low class neighborhoods in Nairobi. See.
Yaba, Lagos
www.nairaland.com/attachments/8462076_yaba2_jpegc4e6f7c7f3b57e93865fbc5a3b5d608f


Makadara, Nairobi
www.nairaland.com/attachments/8462203_capture_jpeg6d0ce43c2e6495dc5ba7597dd3872afd

68816419:
Nigga 99% Kenyans city out side Nairobi gat no roads, bad drainage systems, no side walks and purely slums
first pic- Ongata rongai city center (99% bad roads, no drainages,no street lights,100% slums)

Oooh really? Let's see what 99% of Lagos looks like.

rvp20183:
What ground up - when British handed you oil - what an idiot. I don't excuse kenya under-development. We are not poor because we didn't have white head start or people. We are poor because 1) we breaded like nigeria rats 2) We had leadership/corruption/governance challenges 3) we got screwed by Oil boom ( that should have benefitted Nigeria but look at you now) for most of 1970s & 1980s 3) We had lots of illiterate & sick people.

Right now we are on the right track. We took care of pop growth by investing in family planning - and that is starting to pay off. We are taking care of leadership & corruption - ongoing challenge but our quality of leadership is way better than Nigeria. We invested massively in education & health services - and it reflecting. We are investing in infrastructure - I am not sure what more Brits left us - because they left us with as much rail as any other country.

Nigeria are yet to figure this out.

I wonder why Nigerians and Tanzanians love to insist on this. In 1960 - Nigeria GDP was $4.2 billion and Kenyan GDP was $0.79 billion. Nigeria's GDP was 5.3 times Kenya's. 58 years later, our GDP is $88 billion and theirs is $374 billion. Theirs is 4.2 times ours. You then wonder when they tell you the white man left us in a better position than them.

Meanwhile, in 1960, Tanzania had a bigger GDP than us and now we are almost doubling them yet they'll say the white man left us better.

68816419:
spot the differences btw yours and a "very " small street in Yaba ,Lagos mainland ,

Your Estate is more like Makadara in Nairobi, not even Buru Buru. Makadara is low class, Mountain View is Upper Middle Class and High Class. You can do your Math - Comparing Mountainview to that is an abomination.

rvp20183:
The more concrete the more beautiful in Nigeria. No wonder Dangote has made a fortune.

Precise

68816419:
spot the differences btw yours and a "very " small street in Yaba ,Lagos mainland ,

This is a very useless neighborhood, you can't compare it to Mountain View. The problem with Nigerians is you don't understand what landscaping is. In Kenya, the richest neighborhoods are green with grass rather than concrete jungles. The Estate you posted would pass for a lower middleclass Estate in Nairobi like Buru Buru. The one I posted is High End. Notice the greenery in Muthaiga below - Muthaiga and Karen rank among the world's highest end neighborhoods. I don't live in Muthaiga but I'll live there someday. Muthaiga or Karen.

1. Muthaiga.

2. Karen

Random Number, here is another road that you think is Thika Road.