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michelin89:
Pronounce the word mumu very slowly and look at yourself in the mirror.

Like this: muuuuuuuummmmmmuuuuuuuuu

LMFAO I like this

tpia:
What kind of guy takes his babe out and buys her eba?

Lol

Thanks you guys  . . . . . . am really grateful!!!!!!

Ify thats the reason why am doing the work now so that when it's time for the wedding I'll have next to nothing to do.  (tho i might just laugh if i passed out the reception . . .  hehehehehehehehehe)

@Heatfusion and Hauwa

I really want it to be 500 max. Wedding is a personal and intimate thing but i know its Naija after-all. Most of my friends are not in naija so that means a lot of people i may not know will show up. So i think am being very generous with 500. My HTB wants it done by invitation only. I just hope this is practical in Naija.

Am looking for a caterer. shey they are cooks as well or do they outsource to other people?

@Gamine

Thank you darling

[quote author=Okija_juju link=topic=234497.msg3474240#msg3474240 date=1234795004]Fearing a non-existent being/creature is one of the characteristics of a mumu.[/quote]It is powerful characteristic of a mentally staunched ostrich that there is no ''higher power'' in existence

HeatFusion:
If you're trying to tell your man that you're pregnant, cook him any food with ingredients that starts with the prefix "baby".
ex: Baby carrot, baby asparagus, baby bananas etc.

Just make sure you write him the "menu" so he can get an idea of what you're trying to say

I think you're giving men way too much credit. You think they are intelligent enough to decipher that? lol

I dont want to start a man attack but it is true  . . . . they don't like hints or clues rather just come out with it or they'll neva get it.

I love men but they are such a silly bunch!

@debosky

Thanks

debosky:
The key thing (in my view) is this - A 'God fearing' (if actually the person does) man/woman is a highly desirable one because, no matter the flaws in that person at the moment, there will always be potential for improvement or redemption if he/she keeps God first.

That sums it up for me.

Czarskit:
@ Naja Haje

How many 'line(s)' Omaba wan take 'mistake-call' me?

Ok . . . I thought you meant something else . . . . 'Put someone on the line' as in put in a dicey situation . . . u get ?

Raymond88:
Heh?

The fantasy of a servant being able to conquer his master. (in which eva way possible)

It's this narcissistic thing about conquering your conqueror! Simple.

Czarskit:
I'll ask him 2 put his wife on the line! To add some 'romance' to the topic perhaps. . .

right . . . what ''line'' will this be?

Raymond88:
And what is the purpose of this machine? last time i checked it was a MAN'S world, we owe women NO explanations. 

Well apparently the tides are turning slowly . .  . evidence is apparent in Solace

solaceguy:
I am still a ViRgIn so u need not do that.

Am not gonna argue with you on that, I'll just need the machine to Confirm that!

I'll laugh then i'll ask him how he expects to pull the troops outta Iraq and strenghten the Dollar!

there's the perception that if a man acknowledges God in his life then that automatically means they know how to respect a woman. But obviously we all know that it is not true.

Naija guys like to use the phrase to get ladies but i like to think that babes are getting more literate in these things.

Men and are what they are with or without God. I have never heard a man say am not going to beat a woman simply because They feel God will be angry.

I get what you are saying Michel but would you prefer a man that does not aknowledge God at all?

think fast so that i can use it on you . . . . .

hhhmmmm . . . . it sounds like gist plenty for unda table. Michelin wetin happen?

Grizzly:
i learnt u need to take a chill pill and shut up about this val,
Is this your first year on earth? 

WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

You're really grizzly ain't you??

@ify

who is madamkoko? lol . . . someone's called that twice already and am a lil confused.

I dont want to use a wedding planner cos I want to enjoy planning it all myself. I know its gonna be stressful but life is stressful anyways shey?

5mil to feed? lmfao . . . . . priorities!!!!!!!! has that really happened?

@Ify and Gamine

Well for 500 peeps max; i budgeted N550,000. am getting quotes for N1500 per head. Does this sound about right to you guys?

Also do you know of anyone who can help me out? Phone numbers will be great

Nah; you not nosey. lol!, It's going to be in Nigeria, Lagos.

Do you have a website? I would like to listen to you guys?? how many languages do you guys sing?

For a wedding capacity of around 500 people; how much do you guys think i would be quoted (on an average). Dishes will include traditional soups with accompaniments, jollof and fried rice, salad, and finger food.

I wanna know what rates to expect. If you have had a wedding please (if its not a bother) tell me how much you paid for it.

Any info will be appreciated. Even if its numbers. Many thanks.

for a wedding . . . . how much will it be per head?

For a maximum capacity of 500 how much will i be quoted?

khanye:
he (Wande) does not use voice enhancer like T-pain. The dude is unique. Go listen to Hey Girl from the Mo'hits Album. Wande voice on that Song was so nice.

Just saw your comment . . . . He was so sexy on that wasn't he

shotster50:
He has got an ok voice nothing extraordinary like Akon. Dude needs a voice coach like seriously and ummmmm a personal trainer too, damn those flab!!!!!

How dare you compare his vocal abilities to AKON?? The guy is going places . . . siddon dere dey hate!!!

Donpuzo:
Wande has a lot of flaws in his singing.

1. His voice changes in different song. sometimes its hard some time he is like an angel
2. He uses voice enhancing tool perhhaps vocader

Just hope he improves, but i sure know he can't stand the test of time.

Donpuzo aka dogman

Let me hear you sing first . . . croaking frog!!!! He changes his voice . . . doddyman; this its called fallceto. Dont let your very limited knowledge of vocals embarrass you here. Do you understand how a vocader works and its end result??

All these haters with nothing better to do! DONT HATE CONGRATULATE!!!!!!!


@all
Have you guys heard the 'Hey girl' track with don jazzy, S.I.D and D'prince??

HeatFusion:
YAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN. . . . .this kain topic is gerrin boring!!!

LMFAO . . . . ofcourse it is . . . its been going since 2005!!!!!

cheerio:
thing is for now i only got his side of the story.

Am glad you pointed this out.

@Topic

Time is what you need. You need to stop listening to other people about what may be perfect for you.

I always tell my friend . . . . Once that door is shut; the rest is between you and the man. Your family or friends will not be able to help you at all.

You need to take control of the situation yourself. What do you want? Do you see it in any of these guys? How much compromise do you have to make to be with either of these guys? Will the compromise be something that will cost you?

Can you trust the long distance one to be faithful to you? (I suspected some trust issues there, . . I may be wrong)
Can you trust the Divorcee not to break your heart in search of what he may describe as the perfect love? His story is not sufficient enough as far as i can see. It seems a febble reason to break off a marriage.

pc guru:
I seem to have misplaced my phone number can i have yours.

Girl replies: 911? 

desthan:
Excuse me, Hi, i'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and i was wondering if i could interview you,

Girl replies: Am one of the delicate things in life . . . now be a good dog and run along now 

pc guru:
Hi i think am being watched can we head over to your place.

Girl replies: in a minute . . . let me confirm my exorcist is home. 

tyric:
ill say if ur left leg was xmass and d right one newyear can i visit u between d holidays.

Girl replies: make sure you bring holy water . . . .  there are usually demons that lurk at the cross over between both seasons!!!!! 

the Gsm mobile thing got me spinning!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMFAO!!!!!

errrrr . . . . but where do these 'people' dissapear to? Into the phone? DO they become the become the dialing tone or the voice recognition system?

thanks Osisi

@topic

it may be a political alliance

how old is the bauchi gov?

If this is real . . . . then my advice will be to follow your heart. Simple. Its easier said than done . . . shouting Divorce and all . .