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am almost pissing maself

@poster

U so silly me thinks u likey a bitta illegal froliking not so?

Right  . . . . People , , , People, , , People !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! calm down

Someone (Babarazy) started off this thread seeking honest help!!!!!!!!!!! Let that be your focus.

If the original poster has not been negatively impressed please come back and tell us the situation surrounding your initial post. I would  love to hear your story.

Na wa . . . . people are ladden with more important problems . . . Global warming, Aids, Hunger, Mind blowing Stupidies!!!!

@poster

Don't you have anything to do with your time? If you don't, come let me give you work. ANU OFIA!! At 19 sex is a dilema for you. I should just slap you.

Your 16 year old girlfriend get brain pass you sef. She's chosen a career/hobby for herself! Can u guess what it's called?

[quote author=Ebony-Silk link=topic=210088.msg3254522#msg3254522 date=1229918104]and to bluespice. . . . .

If a guy really wants to rape a girl, she's got two holes. If one is closed, he'd go for the other. So would she want to choke on his bigstick? [/quote]_{clears throat . . . . . .} 

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it would be more appropriate for the guy;

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[li]Frustrated sexuality[/li]
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[li]bloodless brains[/li]
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[li]manipulative expanding meats[/li]
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[li]last but not the least . . . . their utter stupidity and insensitivity to their female counterparts![/li]
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Lol!!!! that was fun . . . lol

@topic

Yes he can . . .  he fell in love with me!

@poster

it may be hard for you . . . . you sound a lill arrogant and way too self absorbed. That spells bad boy which means you will always get the ones looking for life on the fast lane.

to Clemcyk

Here's wishing you a very festive Christmas. . . . . be sure to eat and drink as much as you can and remember the reason for the season.

Much love to you and your famille!!!!!!!

God bless ya.

http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=BI7wis-HmfI

Are people still spreading that thing about 'nice decent gyals' in Nigeria?

@poster

There are decent gyals everywhere. Dont kid yourself. The 'nice decent gyals' in naija are the ones from the village who are extremely submissive but will 'shine eye' once they cross the border.

I love him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i am sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooovvvvvvvvvvveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is the best naija love beat I have heard!!!!!!! the second best . . .  style plus.

WANDE COAL where -ever you are  . . . . .  when you coming out with an album

Answer in secret please my hubby is a lil jealous of my fanatism of him. Well actually its not about him but rather his music and voice!!!!!

In times like this I am truly proud to be Nigerian!!!!!! YES

errrr. . . . Ruddyface . . . . . that sounds a bit perveted

African Mills n Boons . . . . .  LOL!!!!!

I find it hard to take your story seriously. It sounds too glossy. It sounds very edited.

If its tru  . . . . then you need to address your current relationship. Are there ways you need to be more creative in your sex-life that it could rival your sex-capades with this lady?

huh

When did men loose thier man-ity?

Have you guys lost all sensible ways to seek attention?

Please explain how you got from 4 -5.

I like the equation tho. . . . very interesting. _{***I should find one to prove that some men are just brainless***}

@Topic

I Live alone and I think every woman should transcend this period before ending up at her husband's house. It does alot to your confidence, perspective and personal discipline

@Tgirl4real

For your location (Nigeria)  . . . . It would be questioned. There is still that tradition of the moving from your father's house to your Husband's house

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Na wa oooooooo

Human beings  are sooo insatiable.

If one is not crying out for love , one would be crying out for no love at all  Now the new thing in vogue is how to avoid 'chewing gum' girls  Exactly what does that mean?

At first i thought the topic was about girls who are obssesive and over protective that was choking.

Frank and Sillyboy seem to want their relationship to remain in the 'chase/challenge' period rather than let it go through the normal stages. . . . . . .

No one can tell me that when they get someone who would love them unconditionally, daily and immensely; they would be whining about being choked.

The only time it starts to choke is when you are not on the same page as the person. Simple!

@topic

I've found wat am looking for

@topic

2 boys and 2 gyals

@forum

Am staring to think that 2boys and 2girls are a nigerian thing. A typical family in nigeria consists of 6 members inclusive of the parents while in UK there are only four members in the family.

What y'all think?

5 mins of madness

For want of a beta word . . . . AR$E HOLE!!!!!!!

I have . . . .

But it was for the best. Like Whitney sang . . . . .

[center]Everyone falls in love sometime
Sometimes it's wrong
And sometimes it's right
For every win
Someone must fail [/center]

Loving someone does not mean it's best thing in your life. You can love a pig that doesn't make the pig diamond.

CAVE MAN!!!!!!!! . . . . last I checked . . . . its the 21st century and there is such a thing as house - husbands.

mmmmmmmmmmm . . . , . . . . .

If I really had to pick . , . . . . . body! I can always use a pillow or a sack!

dreeldee:
yeah you already answered it, pencils are meant to poke sharpeners

am lost!  

KarmaMod:
There was a big article about the 'authenticity" Naja in a number of magazines. When I find it I'll post it. But it was proven to be real

Besides a "pencil" doesnt produce 3 boys in the span of 5 years.  

authenticity? Please expantiate!

Pencil interms of size and not its flowability!

@Poster

\\\sorry? . . . . did you call yourself 'a woman's worth'

OMG!!!!!!! More like a woman's a$$wipe!!!


Sorry little thing. Please go cook some dish an let us judge!

Generalization affects you to . . . you nimble -head.

You have just yabbed all the women in you life! Idiot!

dreeldee:
roflmao @ replies you're obviously stupid searching for how to make a girl fall down , wetin she do you to do deserve such thought

She tickled his fancy . . . lol!