₦airaland Forum

Someone said ‘rock snake’ chai the things man go see for NL

The guardian of holiness is above me, about to spew some holy hate..

I know you’re reading this, Toyin. You can rest assured that the attention you were seeking has been gained.

I’m not even from NG, but here I am looking at your naked body. Congrats!

Foul play? No? Okay.

Rest Well, Papa. Man was a midfield dynamo.

Wow. You Nigerians really know how make someone feel bigger than they really are.

Do you, boo

asapants:
2020 self have been sultry.

Damn. It truly has.

Sorry, guy. You're from a real shithole country, that's why you're going thru this for simply demanding justice and accountability from your Govt and security agencies. Sad. In your next life hopefully you'll be born in a place that'll appreciate you

ethicallyright:
Many Nigerian men who complain about Biden have funded the abortion of their girlfriends or one night stand partners who got pregnant.
Legal abortion means that people get to take care of children they are ready for and get rid of those they do not want before they are even born as humans. If the raped girl in Edo made it out alive and she got pregnant for one of the rapists, would you rather she kept the child and be damned by emotions forever while the child's father is not certain but one of three people who gang raped her currently serving life sentences?

Legalizing abortion means protecting the academic career of young female students who were lost in love and risk losing a year at home to nurse babies while the boys who put them in the family way get higher and higher.

Legalizing abortion means that the lives of our females are not ended by quacks who charge expensive rates to help them abort their foetus behind closed doors. We have young girls with blocked fallopian tubes because what could have been a simple process was undertaken by a quack in the dark.

It means that a pregnant woman can walk out of her abusive relationship and end the pain she may carry for 9 months and subsequently forever without being blackmailed for it.

Legalizing abortion makes it clear to the whole world that men only donate their white liquid for fertilization while a woman labours with a protruding stomach for almost 300 days. When a woman can walk into a clinic to buy a card and terminate a pregnancy she is not comfortable with, many men will lose their bargaining and suppression chip.

Serial divorcing of women, overt abuse of members of the press, winning elections on Twitter and uncouth speeches are some of the similarities 45 and FFK share. Any man who has no respect for women would always be against anything that tries to make them free. Even women we are fighting for are too blind to understand.

Beautiful piece

Wow she's mad attractive

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Happened in Ghana. No JAMB in Ghana.

Madibah:
I love this shit
One will bang the asshole
While the other will slip through the pvssy

Dibs on the pussy first.

My dad would light me on fire to keep his two million warm..

48MP.

Can barely read the text tho

But you were in a keke yourself, or did I read wrong?
If it has that much to do with self respect, and also going by your logic, I’m guessing no self respecting guy in his own car should stoop low enough to ask for the number of a keke riding chick, which is you.

FOH.

Well, you come at the King, you best not miss. Just saying.

mariahAngel:
Jollof rice and beans with fried fish.
I love love love rice and beans like ki lo de

Nanakgh, have you tried rice and beans Nigerian style? It's absolutely delicious.

No I haven’t, but that looks too good...I’m definitely trying it out one day. Looks spicy too, just how I like it.

Check it out during celebrations or during special events like the World Cup or during the Rydee Cup or basically any event not just sports. Normally, it’s just something beautiful or creative tho

Death is everywhere. Most people try to avoid it; others can't get out of its way. Every day we fight a new war against germs, toxins, injury, illness, and catastrophe. There's a lot of ways to wind up dead; the fact that we survive at all is a miracle. Because every day we live, we face A 1000 WAYS TO DIE.





Way to die No# 336.


Tractored.

Lorenzop:
I respect your comments alot but the aboveve is absolute trash. I refuse to be moved by the crap Oyedepo keep spewing in the name of tithe, pastors have bastardized tithe, as far as I know the greatest tithe is giving to the needy not paying to some man somewhere who feeds fat on it while his followers go hungry.

I have no doubt Oyedepo is a great man but let's look at this objectively. He has built schools, hospitals and lots of employment generating ventures...good. The schools he built can you say his members can afford the tuition?....these are members who pays tithe o....I can go on and on.... We black people have taken religion to a whole new level even more than the white people who introduced it to us. While Jesus our savior walked the face of the Earth, I have never seen anywhere in the Bible where He(Jesus) or his disciples had any possession of theirs. It has always been about living for the next person. Can we say the same for today's men of God... absolutely no. From my keen observation, the preaching of all these guys has always been about prosperity. Can you recommend a single man of God that preach mostly about salvation coz these are perilous times. We need the true and undiluted word of God to be fed to our souls. I personally yearn for such, I don't need prosperity gospel, God has already made me a firm promise to bless the works of my hands. Let these guys preach salvation. So many ills in the society

Short and succinct. Brilliant

TheSourcerer:
Do I laugh or feel bad for this fellow ,
Hahahahaha mf is ugly
At least he knows
Disadvantages of incest folks (I am not against incest btw)

Maybe you should consider being against it if it produces faces like those lol.

I get what’s going on here, and I honestly respect your hustle. It’s better than stealing sha.

I hope you eventually get that asylum status in Canada or US or wherever you’re aiming at.

XS Max

Sunday goat meat jollof!

You’re invited!

People defending your pastors on here, if your so called leaders cannot be held to a higher standard then is it the ordinary lay man who should? You people berate ordinary people here for the slightest of offenses, everyday.

Some of you write long, self righteous and sanctimonious verses about sin and how you can’t wait for sinners to burn in hell, but I haven’t seen a single one of those posts since this story broke.

You people hold even reality tv stars and musicians to a higher standard! Your hypocrisy OMG!!

Lol android users. When android was crappy you people always shouted its about choice. Now that there are android phones as good as iPhones and even better you guys call iPhone users senseless, abi it’s not about choice anymore.

Shame on you all, so called phone experts here. Somehow all of you have turned into MI enthusiasts now, as if its the greatest thing since sliced bread.

All things being equal and with the money to spare, most of you would be using Apple devices. But the hypocrisy is strong, and I guess unconscious bias will always be part of the human psyche.

That’s definitely without a doubt a ball or royal python

Life police in full force. Sometimes when people write stuff about other people they forget they are humans too. Whatever you people do in secret is most probably worse than a married woman who dresses provocatively.