angieberry:
My mom's own:

Mum: how much is this clothe?

Seller: na N3000

Mum: Ahn ahn! No be N500??

Seller: Madam no oh, na N2500 last

Mum: see, na only N1000 I get for my bag. Check am (opens bag)

Seller: madam sorry oh. That price no good . Oya pay N2000

Mum: I no get N2000. If I go down now, I go buy am for N1000 for another person hand.

Seller: madam abeg, na N2000 last I go collect. Na that price wey I buy am

Mum: you dey do shakara too much joorh. And see, the clothe no get quality sef. This one will fade after you wash am once.I'm going.

(Turns and leave)
After a few steps
Seller: madam oya come buy am. Pay N1500

Mum: shebi I tell you I get only N1000.

Seller: Abeg madam that one too small. Add something na .

Mum: oya take N1300

Seller: (collects reluctantly with a big frown).

Mum: Ehen! My customer! You be correct person! I go dey come here everyday! ;DD


While I watch impatiently under the sun

Lol! Naija mums no go kill person. My mama the suprise me any time we go market. love you too much mama

Goodness! Oh Lord please save our world.

Baddestmudafuka:


In summary, y'all fu©king firstborns are fu©king egotistic muthafuckers

That also includes ur elder siblings.

Ijaya123:


Are you saying the first born of your family has run mad too?

please ask him ooo! Guess their first child has gone loko thats why. He is actually telling us what has happen

First born and only lady out of 3 great guys. So proud to b called older sis.
Anyways, the OP's post are kinda true. We posseses that. I personaly love being organised and smart.

Dotwillis1:
I no see any pishure na? .... Na only SPLENDOMARG I see, wetin happen na... Na so to publicize ya blog hungry yhu reach

..anticipate a track done by me to celebrate all 2015 graduates!.. Titled WE ARRIVED!


follow @dotwilliz on all of ya followable social media

Bless up !

U haven't arrived yet ooo. U just begun sef.
Congrat anyways

Number one is so true. this courses are even borrowed . Their lecturers go dey form James bond for Another department. Go e real department, e cool pass ice-water.

Number one is so true. this courses are even borrowed . Their lecturers go dey form James bond for Another department. Go e real department, e cool pass ice-water.

Seculent:

Seeing a lady fall because of a comment without action? Surprising.

Oh dear! thats because have been in that before, so i can tell how it feels to be humiliated by people who dont understand. I shared tears cause he words melted my heart.

wakacome:
"Fire cannot quench fire,you will need water...that is my answer to your question.....so if she is aggressive then you need to be patient with her....love is when you love someone for who they are and not what they should be.....and also no human being is perfect,do you know that she might also notice some weird things about u too and still love you despite that??or u think you have no bad side of you??

Thanks alot for your comnent, it made me shared tears.
I dont want to bother you, but i want to b friends wt you, if u want. thank you.

Youngpo413:
They can't say NO cos ladies knows that guys are doing them a great favour and if they miss that opportunity,they may have to wait for another 10 years.

THAT IS REALLY HASH MY DEAR. U SHOULD RESPECT WOMEN IN PUBLIC, AM PRETTY SURE U DONT DO THAT IN PRIVATE.
U CAN NEVER DO A FAVOUR TO A WOMAN BY MARRYING HER. BUT A LADY CAN DICIDE TO FAVOUR U, THATS IF SHE REALLY HAS PITTY ON YOU!

Youngpo413:
They can't say NO cos ladies knows that guys are doing them a great favour and if they miss that opportunity,they may have to wait for another 10 years.

THAT IS REALLY HASH MY DEAR. U SHOULD RESPECT WOMEN IN PUBLIC, AM PRETTY SURE U DONT DO THAT IN PRIVATE.
U CAN NEVER DO A FAVOUR TO A WOMAN BY MARRYING HER. BUT A LADY CAN DICIDE TO FAVOUR U, THATS IF SHE REALLY HAS PITTY ON YOU!

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nickyblinky:
lmao,some of them will even make you believe he is not cheating on you.

My dear...... they will even say they are baptised and confirm by the pope. so they are not lieing. Chai! God forgive them. Have mercy.

nickyblinky:
lmao,some of them will even make you believe he is not cheating on you.

My dear...... they will even say they are baptised and confirm by the pope. so they are not lieing. Chai! God forgive them.

Amen!Amen! Amen!!!!!!!!! Break their head! break their legs, break their buttocks!!!!!!!!

Trash!

Wash! they need all the above oo. they wont stay faithful to you, if u do all of those. Ladie take note:
Too much petting and enjoyment for guys, causes you to suffer!

Sile12:
16. Chicken’s feet,(World wide) East Asia, Caribbean, South America and South Africa.

I will eat this. No long storry

chimerase2:
Sweery u need deliverance Just send me ua number

lol..... do i?

trapQ:
you see I just knew it, I predicted right.

well I'm so sorry about your heartbreak. you just dodged a bullet, so be happy. he had it planned out all along.

just learn from this lesson. move on and don't contact him at all, not even to say hi

I wont. And i hvnt called him since we brokeup.
But he called two weeks after, saying he is checking on me. lmao! Thank u

icedbeatz:
eyaaaaa well fk him just take care of yourself but don't let his impression represent all guys because he's just one punk ass boy that you dated. I'm typing this because most of you girls tend to hurt guys that comes to date you after you must have experienced heart break, hope you meet a guy that will mend your heart and show you what true love is.

No i wont. But i wont give a full garuantee on guys oo

kokoA:
Maybe he is a ghost.

Why do u think so?

icedbeatz:
eyaaaaa well fk him just take care of yourself but don't let his impression represent all guys because he's just one punk ass boy that you dated. I'm typing this because most of you girls tend to hurt guys that comes to date you after you must have experienced heart break, hope you meet a guy that will mend your heart and show you what true love is.

Thanks to all of u. i am doing great. Love ya!

Dygeasy:
Now go and delete his photo off that picmixed edition of your profile photo if that's him and put up a beautiful smiling of you alone as your profile picture on Nairaland.


Nairaland boys, market don dey ground o

Kk. i will now! now!!

icedbeatz:


you see why you Mofokas mess up most times, just because he's friend told you some shii and you concluded huh? don't you know the friend might be messing with your head? wait till you hear from your guy first don't jump into conclusions. Take it easy dear.
btw please explain to me, what is LOVE?

No need for that defination. He has broken up with me, for no reason. I think he was satisfied of that which he seeked. (s*x) And it was our first time.
Have mooved on!

fathomberry:

Naija Men tho

My dear

fathomberry:
For this our naija! You're on a long sonthing.

My dear oooo. Im a victim of that. I loved him sincerely, but he had ended the relationship now. Im now left with my mama do good!

Music, is really important

Obadiah77:
My ex girlfriend ans be telling me she s ready to died for me, Unfortunately i stop likinh her, then she started thread me that she willl comnmit suicida if i don't marry hwr back.

i will like to see him commit suicid because of me, shr is not the first to do ot. I abm a fine boy, i have pink lips

so I ask Nairaland, can you commit sucide because of a pink liped hansome guy like me?

mod should please put bme on fp

your case is chronic Mr.Pink lips. lol...... Those chics are sick!

Blackett:
Move on.

2 weeks, is a very long time not to call a girl you love. . . No one is too busy for the ones they love. No one.

Is that what u think? Cuz i think being patient and strong, defines a woman more.
Thanks for ur type.

sholikay:
Well, I think it depends on his mode of reaction and communication before he left for delta state.. If he is acting funny before leaving, obviously, he is giving you a quiting signal.. Or maybe you are too obsessed on him, and he needs to cool off for some time..

My baby and I were good before he left Abuja for Delta. We talk everyday on phone, text messages, chats. We also spoke on his way to Delta state. He even told me about his arrival to Delta state, by text message. But he didnt answer to my calls after then. Dint even tell me he was travelling for his dad's wedding. Though i called through his friend to speak with him. And he promise to get back to me, once he is done.