₦airaland Forum

tellwisdom:
, Na your type dey wear black glass for inside KLUB!

that sounds familiar.

meanwhile, are you mr. cork too? seriously speaking.

pc guru:
@nanidee sorry ma,yes it was a childish response infact am still shocked I even responded,because I find both topics "digusting things men do" and "disgusting things ladies do" in a club equally childish,am even more surprised that u will choose to respond to a silly topic "disgusting stuff ladies do".not only did it not serve as any purpose it puts u and that original poster on the same level. Nothing personal,but posters like u two encourages gender bashing.but am not surprised 70% of the[b] most slow [/b]posters reside in Romance section.

pleep:
Lol have you really seen men grinding on each other? I'm not talking about slamming or fist pumping and stuff like that I mean real grinding. when straight girls grind on thier friends the whole night it makes men jelous and angry

alot of them do all this crazy intimate stuff they would never do on a guy. Women seesh.

lmao at the bolded,

jumobi1:
If I was that customs officer, no one would discover i discovered a discovery.

Donlittle:
naija men yell about the food when they are serving?? like for real?? u want to come here and lie again,

Naija men sit down and stretch their long necks, repeatedly asking "where is my own naaauu, where is my own". The ladies only yell to make sure the food goes round, and guys dont take more than their share.  

2buff:
As much as I despise that dude's name I gotta admit, I can't date a girl who thinks clubbing is relaxing. That's just me.

Donlittle:
i think i will go and write what naija women do in the party, e.g the way they handle the food and yell like it their mama party
but i wont

that's a trait that's common to both naija men and women

Basseti:
How about dancing till u are sweating like a pig. 

Some gals do it too and I find it very disgusting.

lol, then that should go to the list of the 10 most "amusing" things girls do in the club 

Brite02:
thread owner,
With all this u paste here concerning guys doing this doing that. . And u do go to clubs to relax huh? Seriously, is this your first time or i guess you are new in going to clubs huh?  you berra wake up from ya misery and face the rlity.

And you are what again remind me please!!
You should snap out of your agony and talk sense.  

190:
- I'll wait for you at the park  
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LesbianBoy:
Nanidee go and do surgery before talking to a fineboy like me  [b] Nairaland is were you have mouth, if you see me in real life your current boyfriend will turn EX. that is if u have a boyfriend becos no guy in his right senses will date a tomboy girl who goes to club to go and relax![/b]    of all places to relax is club u went to,  were loud music and people are besides What does agbero mean  My friend speak english when talking to me  when they say read your book, you wont read your book as for the name my homies gave it to me becos they know i Fu, c.k girl too much if u have a problem with that do me this favour, go to 3rd mainland bridge look left and right making sure no one is there to rescue you then jump in side f LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

If wishes were horses, even beggars would ride, Fine boy my cute backside.D-uh, dont you just wish??  
And yes, the club is supposed to be a perfect place for relaxation, that's if lesbian boys like you would keep your caprisone straws to yourselves and stop pointing it at every direction. And if you have a problem with my going to club to relax, do me a favour and jump infront of a moving train. And do, make sure people are there, so they capture it on camera.

Btw, you think you just spoke english?? lol And in response to your question, agbero means YOU!!  

You are only lucky this is the internet, because on a typical day, I would beat you black and blue for misyarning.  

Maximip:
@nanidee

Please, The reason guys do all that is the same reason you have for not dancing and drinking at home all by yourself.

thanks for giving your opinion in a civilized manner  

swiftycool:
Awwww nanidee, i think i see your pain, why dont u just ask around, u could get introduced to some underground g a y clubs that could suit u. All u talked about are "normal" stuff to regular chicks in heterosexual clubs. just try a lesbo club, u might discover your real self. goodluck

rolchi:
Train up a child well, so if you train a child to become a witch, she will come out to say she is a witch! [b]If you ever meet a child witch, look for the parents or guardians of the child (they may hide under the gait of Christians), they are the Parent Witc[/b]h.

Seun:
Tell him/her sweetie, that's not true, there's no such thing.
If he/she insists on it, take him/her to Aro mental hospital for psychiatric exam (not a joke).
If your child said a witch stole the meat from the pot, would you believe him/her?

A 1:
Then what do we call a child that comes out & boldly confessed he/she has been possesed

I am wondering as well

LeoMax:
Witches ? whoever said there is such a thing like witches anymore.

have they become extinct

Dalby:
When one s e x begins to feel more important you begin to have issues.

and u think that's the issue here? 

Dalby:
Relationship between both s e x is designed to be symbiotic. Some guys will suck up to make a pass later. Be not deceived they are wolfs in sheep clothing.

2buff:
The thread made me laugh.
OP just sounded so much like a lady-loving-lady 

EDIT: Seun! since when did the 'L' word become an offensive thing needing to be replaced? 
One would thing you were being discriminating 

it takes a man-lover to know a lady-loving-lady   

diluminati:
nanidee did read coogar's points. shame on you!

Ruq:
My point exactly, but the demented poster is just happy bashing everyone against her thread such a lo life!!

buhahahaahahahaha, now, which one among you both is "beavis" and which one is "butthead"?   
You both should take your ben-10 watches and go jump on bouncy castles. When you feel tired, get yourselves some ice-cream. Meanwhile, make sure your diapers are changed before you go on those bouncy castles. We dont want no mess there.

here:
@nanidee (f)  & All sending all sorts of replies here:
when next you have a post as this, do state your intimate orientation : bi,les or straight, would assist us comment on your opinion.
in as much I do get your message,bt I think u are either bi or a les,either way, no problem with one as I have friends who are,but the difference between my friends and you is, they share their dislikes and know they approve/disapprove of it and its fun, but when a man-lover friend tells me about the dirty panties of a gurl in a train, I understand, you just did.

My point : I understand both gender have their flaw at clubs,events and public places, but I think our views depend on several factors,not just as you see them. very many threads on NL are based on clear jobleznez

ThiefOfHearts:
embarrassing isnt it?

and the fact that you have many being down right nasty to the OP as well. So pathetic. 

for all the cry babies that took out the pacifiers from their mouths to come and whine,  too bad for you.  

@Pc guru, more childish are the solutions you raised
@ kpolli, booze is for the weak-hearted (most guys aka cry babies)

LesbianBoy:
The day i would find MRS CHIMA in education section that day i would thank God  @OP obviously you sound like a local babe and a senseless one at that! am sure you are the type that have not used their brain and have been carry "EXPO" right from their nusery school days till university thats if u even go one   why is it called a club  oya if u nor want make any bobo hold your 'tooth pick' waist like someone said go and pray the rosary in your house! or go ya house go watch MOJO and self service later! HYPOCRITE! Guys una they fall hand o why argue with a village "yampion" 

firestar:
Oh Lord.  .    .
This thread is simply hilarious!
OP, sign this thread as one of the most funniest thread. Believe me, this qualifies. 

And the comments.  .  .   
That analogy is worth a thousand tickets to Rhythm Unplugged.  Copyright it QUICK!

Cogent:
Wow
Look at all the butthurt men in this thread. . . . . . . . .
For the love of peace you men should just lighten the eff up, the topic is just a comeback to the previous one. Geeeeez

you're a real man joor,   
dont mind the sissies that are taking it to heart, they think what makes them men is the little caprisone straw between their legs. Typically the type that would go around screaming at their wives, insisting - "i am the man in this house".
mttsssccchheewwwwwwwwwwwwww,

££VICTOR££:
I feel u dude!!. Dont mind her,  she just wanna make noise,  IROKI lo fe ta

B_B013:
WHAT A MAN CAN DO, A WOMAN CAN DO BETTER, AND WHAT A WOMAN CANT DO, CANT BE DONE  [/color]


I laugh at your ignorance

i'm amazed at your goofy thinking, 

Mrs.Chima:
Too bad I can't expect YOU to say something INTELLIGENT at all.      A hope nor  wish wouldn't help you either. 


You like the smell of the poo turd I left behind?  Need more?

some guys need a feeding bottle. What are you thinking, dishing out some poo?? Some goat milk would do 

Ruq:
Claptrap maybe like 3 make sense but totally claptrap

geezz, that's your opinion, need i say more

Mrs.Chima:
Wow OP!  Your thread got more traffic and EXCITEMENT than the other thread.  Maybe that why they ARE PISSED.   

lol,  some are cursing and sweating their pants out, 

WHAT A MAN CAN DO, A WOMAN CAN DO BETTER, AND WHAT A WOMAN CANT DO, CANT BE DONE 

dowjones:
i laugh at the OP. you must really be a ugly village girl

this is old gist tho. if you've ever been to clubs in south africa, sweden , ethopia and other parts of the world. you might hate nigerian women forever.

i've been to clubs in the 3 countries menthioned and the experience was different. the ladies there didnt complain about this issues like the UGLY nairaland chics.

come to the club to ping, gossip in loud music or just sit and watch. Its all well with you.

Mr. 'do-you-know-how-many-continents-i've-been-too' AKA Ajala the traveller. Mr haaaannnnssooomme (i fear), abeg, put me for your suitcase sootcase when you want to tour the south american continent, make me sef learn too. Teassherr. 

I got some tissue for ya too.  

moonraker:
@ nanidee2

Coming From you?? You have just joined the list of 744 headed ladies here on NL.

So what?? you girls are angels?? really??

Imma ask three questions

1. Have you ever been to a club before??

2. when was the last time you went to a club??

3. What are your reasons for going to the club?? Lets start from these three questions.

Answer, i nefa go club bifor, na for telefision i dey watch o  

MRbrownJAY:
or better yet:
Behind every successful man is a woman.
Behind every successful woman, there is a guy looking at her asss

cne010:
3 things i know about the OP:
1. she is ugly
2. she is  jobless
3. does not have a boyfriend

get a life and stop prostituting in clubs!

coming from a fugly fat-faced thing?, smh!!! I aint gonna get started with you, because unlike you, I am happy being me  
cry baby, buhahahahahaha (come take some tissue)

btw, only lame people laugh at lame posts   (no puns intended)

Mrs.Chima:
You wish you can eat a pig BROKE ARSE HUNGRY nigga.  Go change into your other name c

Hmm.  Whoever said MEN can take it like steel SURE THE HELL LIED.  

lol, most hide under the facade of being "strong", but in the real sense of the word, they are the true weaker sex. Small wonder they are easily tied around women's little fingers 

waiting for more cry babies to come and whine at my comment,