her complexion reminds me of when my 100 watt bulb comes on wit full voltage for that matter.....UP NEPA !!!!!

Imagine a sports minister giving dis kinda orders......courtesy wrong people in wrong seats......nigeria's just a huge joke

When will hull city win champions league....when will arsenal sack wenger......who wants to marry me?......when will nigerian govt ban nollywood?......what am i doing right now

MANUAL: DONT PANIC....REDUCE GEAR TO 1....APPLY HAND BRAKE.....THEN PUMP THE BRAKE PEDAL LIKE "CRISTIANO RONALDO DOING LEG OVER".....YOU NEVER CAN TELL, THE THING FIT CATCH AGAIN

go gmail go gmail go.....

@ OP... Your aunt 39 found her hubby on a dating site when she was 37 probably outta desperation......now you wan task the stupid guy for dollars probably outta desperation (because u sound desperate 2 touch dolls)......abeg is ur family name McDESPERADO......and you say u have a bf u love......dat your bf is so finished.........ABEG ITS NOT BY FORCE TO POST A STORY YOU READ FROM HINTS MAGAZINE

is lie

Pls house... I'm considering going live in fx... But i have challenges in terms of selecting a reputable bank to open a domi acc wit....pls i need ur honest advice.... Thanx... God bless

some of them draw those lines so well that u could actually see the lines hanging out of the skin......u kno...like those old kung fu master eyebrows

If 2 say u de fly, u 4 no try dis rubbish......na ur type de hang 4 911 trailer 4rm ojota to onitsha......squirel

come o....na chain-saw your barber use carve your hair?

it is written in the book of revelation chapter 13

TWO WORDS.....FLAMING F.A.G.G.O.T

his name even sounds like an evil laughter of a mean VILLAIN......buhahahahahahahari....

"my heart will go on" by celine dion

goldie....davido....charlie boy....k-switch....

she calls me baby ...*only when i lick stew*....kinda cool

free2ryhme: ololololooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

lol... free2ryhme...are from owerri?

Logic Mind: Where is a match stick when you need one?

match stick is too far sef.....anyone who ate sour beans and farts around that area would definately start a "KABOOM"

heard of someone's name "mofedobo"

...he should have renamed "the super eagles"

honeric01: [size=18pt]lol... great MALU students of Lagos.... GREEEAATTTTT MALU lol[/size]

.....shhhiiiitttttt.....shit don leak from my nyash

hariade001: very soon they will change nigeria's name...in a bid to make things better..


WE NEED A CHANGE OF CHARACTER PLS

like change NIGERIA to federal republic of DUMBERIA

trying to imagine UNILAG MAU students protesting

UNILAG in 2012:
- a whole dept almost got burnt
- they lost their VC
- they lost a H.O.D
- its now MAU
what's the worst that could happen

if i attend moshood abiola university....and graduate wit good grades...and get a job....how the name go affect my career.....ok wait o....most employers of labour force usually look at the name of the school attended even before the grades.....

great moshoodites....great!!!....... ...i used to admire the pride of unilag students....this will definately humble them

honeywell noodles...bam bam ba la....bam bam ba la....that agbaya gets on me nerves

urchpath:
Ur fada...fooolish dehydrated goat

"igbo" as in weed....if you havent got something to say bro...why not leave the cyber cafe...im sure your log on time is over....daft monkey