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Dunno hw many of y'all got a msg sayin u'v won a certain amount of money £? I got d alert two days ago only to discover tis scam.pls do well to ignore d msg.pass on d info .p.s sori I ad to put it in d politics section

CRSG mumuh oh,abi na because RIVERS STATE win their own na it mk dem tink say de can fit.mtchew poor state relyin on taxi drivers tax to survive.ds imoke guy for form smartnes tk share d baleri wit akpabuyo.wen Don de power we no hr any ish lyk ds.wel ds is wt one get wen de v a Governor wu doesnt sit in his own town,alwys travellin

NIGERIA SHD EMPLOY THE JERRY RAWLINGS KINDA GOVT,INVITE DEM FOR A MEETING AND BLOW THEM UP.NIGERIA WIL B BETA WITOUT DS MOFO'S

AKWA IBOM ADO OK.ENOH UYO.....SIGH

HERE'S MY VOTE IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER-PRISON BREAK,LOST,24,SPATACUS,SUPERNATURAL,THE MAN CALLED GOD,FRIENDS AND FAMILY,,,,,I'L PASTE MORE WEN I REMEMBER,HMU WIT URS?U CAN POSSIBLY SUGGEST NEW MOVIES TOO.

IN FOUR WORD-GOD PUNISH DANA AIR

Shey na ds same president say him no fit land for yobe & adamawa cos of security problem?ds one wey d mata don reach abj,hmmmm.....if u ask me,na wu i go ask?GEJ DO STH BEFOR STH DO U.....our capital for that matter,no wr is safe oh.mk i jst relax for south south abeg....so many bad news comin outta naija.MTCHEW

FOR AL THOSE EX MALABITES AND MALABRESS EVEN THOSE PRESENT WEY DE HYPE CALLY PASS NORMAL MK UNA PIPE LOW.CALLY NO GET MONEY,D ONLY PLACE U GET PAID IS TRU D ATM,AM SAYIN DS COS I GRADUATED DR MANY YRS BK AND STAYED A WYL,MK NOBODY DECEIV UNA OH,BALERI NO DE CALLY

Ranoscky: because, women also fvck different pricks. Gerrit?

baba wetin b ur brand?U MK BRAIN WELLA

my name na?i go vex oh

Oh boy chai c money!i wish my dad is dangote.GOD PUNISH POVERTY

I'l start by statin mine-abt 12 of mine av hit d frontpage,tho i dnt post often.lemme hr urs?ds shd b an award for the most topic that v hit d frontpage...

Abeg mk i do ja comot frm naija.na whic ppl wan carry out the maintenance?nigerians?MTCHEW,wahala de b dt.....we no de do bomb buh boko boys get bomb,com talk of nuclear atom.tis a nice idea buh unles tis d russians dt'l do the maintenance

Deziani nw?

This thoughts have been runnin tru my mind so i'l jst list out a few of my worst places-school-buh thank God i scaled tru,hospitals-gosh i phuk-in hate d smell of drugs,market-i hate dos raw food stench,at home wen dr's no lyt-it becomes so borin,and d worst of al is borno cos humans dnt live dr anymore.i'l com bk wit more....lets hr urs

TWO OF MY FAVE LINES GUY:THERE'S STH NEW ABT U TODAY GAL:WHAT? GUY:IS IT UR HAIR? Gal:nah,tis not new guy:ur bag? Gal:tis not guy:u jst met a new frnd,my name is.... The second is guy:am i late? Gal:for wt? Guy:to be a frnd.my name is.... THIS WORKS AL D TYM

Ds gej guy mu~mu wel wel i swear.abeg wen pesn say mk we vote am unto say him no get shoe,mk we buy am one so dt ds country go move forward.MTCHEW for naija

Mtchew,just passing....abeg mk tym for match do reach,,,,i have tired...lol

I'l rather kill myself than commit suicide or beta stil tk a look at d hot sun.GEJ KO,EBERE NI.MTCHEW

DOESNT LOOK GOOD ON HIM.C AS HIM FACE SWELL LIKE PESN WEY DEM POISON....D DREAD COVERS ALOT AND MKS HIM BETTER DAN DS.MTCHEW

mk we c d body.una wan dciv us ni?mtchew

Abeg my paddies party continue at k-lounge.de cant stop our party....FI DI FI,FOWER TO THE FEOFLE.

DT KIND TIN

AS A KID,WENEVA I WANT TO TRAV
WIT MY DAD,EIDA AIR OR LAND,I
ASK MY DAD,HW DID DS PPL KNW
WE TRAVELLIN TODAY THAT THEY
ALSO ARE TRAVELLIN WIT US.ALSO
DT ONE OF THROWIN UR UP
TOOTH WEN IT FALS OFF TO D
ROOF AND BURYIN D DOWN
TOOTH .FUNNY U KNW,THANKS
OPS FOR BRINGIN DS UP.I ENJOYED
PLAYIN MONKEY POST AND GAME
BOY THEN.OH SWEET
MEMORIES,WEN MILITARY WS
RULIN DS COUNTRY,NO B NW WEY
TINS DON SPOIL.I'L AD MORE WEN I REMEMBER,THEN I AD DS GAL NEIGHBOR THAT WE USE TO ENTA THE BUSH TO PRETEND LYK WE PHOCK¡N WIT OUR PANTS ON.SO FUNNY DT WENEVA I C D GAL I REMEMBA HW STUPID WE WR.BUH I DON COLET SHA

I ALSO ENJOYED EATIN DONKWA,SALEWA,SMOKIN UZU,EATIN AYA AND ALSO I ENJOY COOKIN WIT FRNDS WEN WE WR KIDS,WE'L TK OUR PARENT'S FOODSTUFF IN BITS AND COOK EM IN TINS OR SMALLER POTS USIN FIREWOOD.

AS A KID,WENEVA I WANT TO TRAV WIT MY DAD,EIDA AIR OR LAND,I ASK MY DAD,HW DID DS PPL KNW WE TRAVELLIN TODAY THAT THEY ALSO ARE TRAVELLIN WIT US.ALSO DT ONE OF THROWIN UR UP TOOTH WEN IT FALS OFF TO D ROOF AND BURYIN D DOWN TOOTH .FUNNY U KNW,THANKS OPS FOR BRINGIN DS UP.I ENJOYED PLAYIN MONKEY POST AND GAME BOY THEN.OH SWEET MEMORIES,WEN MILITARY WS RULIN DS COUNTRY,NO B NW WEY TINS DON SPOIL

As for me,tis him creatin HELL and e stil says e luvs us enuf to send us there.e also created death.i feel like humans are d victim,GOD AND satan are after our souls.so i c it as a game of CHESS

D worst stunt i'v eva pulled was wen i was in primary skul,then we use to put a pen and hold it up so dt whoeva wanna sit wil sit on it.i lost my teeth wen i did dt to a macho student den.so funny.WHAT'S URS?

N16mill per victim?mehn wr al my bad belle family relatives at?i nid to fly dem in dana air.¤i nid to ask google for dia address pronto¤

Is it just me or do d presido of naija use EFCC to hit dia enemies.because sylva said if e doesnt win e'l kil jona and nw e's sufferin d consequences.u nid to c d way e was picked and taken to d airport.more lyk one dt committed treason.mtchew for naija

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