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LiteratureRe: The contract by nastynic(m): 10:18am On Aug 13, 2018
Thanks for the update Bruh, I really dig this.
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LiteratureRe: Twist Of Fate. by nastynic(m): 11:08pm On Aug 01, 2018
purityval:
Hi good morning guys, how y’all doing?

Sorry I have not being able to update recently, I have a lot on my plate lately. That not withstanding, I will update as soon as possible.

Jagugu88li I no get your time, this your conspiracy of subtle deniability is well noted.

Donielord I sight you. OLAFIMIX I am good bro just work and stuffs.
Hard Luck Bruh...


Just take heart Pele...
There are Still Many Fishes in The river,
If not That one Fish Yaff Jazz Me, I would have been a Successful Fisherman gringringrin
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Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by nastynic(m): 10:18pm On Aug 01, 2018
Seun with im Over Sabi life smh!
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by nastynic(m): 10:16pm On Aug 01, 2018
Saw a Movie Yesternight Nd decided to drop a Freestyle on Part of The Clip..
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Fvck! Fvck Fvck! Please!
Just try to leave lacy out of This,
Cause She is the Only thing I've got as a Family
No!
Please Don't!
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FROM THE OTHER END: watch Me!
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Tracy! Tracy! Pick up the damn Com. Please!
Bleep it! Bitch! give it to Tracy!
No! No! No!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!
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* Sobs silently Nd begins to soliloquise*
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I shouldn't have been the First to Win the First race
Then Tracy dieing might have just been a Glaze
I should have never told that Virtual bitch My name, And everything should have just been a Fade
Now look at me, No one to love Me
We never had the best of friendship but you never Cursed Me
Been a Trip, but Tracy, you never forced me
But now I feel Air tight Nd i'm finna be in a Cock Pit
Ma soul In Flames, you will Get torched if you touch me
Spiraling out of Control ain't wasting a Calorie to Sort it
But i'm finna Cum for you Cause you just emotionally bleeped Me!
Where them Guns Be at?
Strap the Kevlar Fast!
Them Grenades dangling from ma Kevlar Strap
No Mercy! I'm coming for your head, like the headers Count
Like a Viking, your Blood will get to Smear that pouch
Father Forgive Me! I'm about to sin again,
About to drop this Mail/male, in Lucifers hall of fame
No Goin back, ahead! ahead!
I'm gon Fvck up his brain
Painted a perfect Murder Picture, lemme Go fix up the Frame!
I tried to Forgive
Tried to Work on it But each passing moment got Tracy Screaming Fvck him!
Why do good people always get the Bad thing
Nd the Bad ones? Pfffffft!
You'll see Them Chilling with the nice Things ..
But no more Reminiscing,
See I'ma just Finished This..
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So I rode into his Turf
Pulled up by the Curb
Tossed The Stub
Came out Nd The Air Came with a Rush
Two Niggas was sitting at The Front
They like.." Nigga who tha Bleep.."
Before he could Complete that statement,
Poaw! Poaw! I Answered with the Glock
Lean by the door
Took a peep inside, damn! Ma eyes rested on a Bunch...
Couple of Lino, Marley i've never see tho, Worn out Negros , with them Chick's tho! All getting all The Jobs..
Godamn!
I went into the Door,
Poaw! That went the Shot
Rolled on the floor,
Saw a body Drop
Nd that shit happened without a Flaw..
One of Em flipped the Couch
What I saw.. Them Guns
Ak's, AR's, MKG's, Choppers, FoFo's
Mhen! that Shit Was as Eyesore
I ducked, from em Shots
Got Stuck in Them Thoughts
Then Something Popped up, in Ma brian
Of Course, harsh/hash Tag,
#We_Die_Here!
Super eagles with the Motivation at World Cup!
Saw a half Used Blunt, Took it Nd started Smoking
Ma Cell phone beeped with a Call
Nd the Caller was ma hommie Fifty Bucks
Picked Up
"Whats up! " he asked me
Told him Tracy was Bombed!
He was like "who is that Muhfuker"
"Capachino Boys" was ma Answer Thus,
He said "Should I call the Boys"
Told him "no! I'm already calling the Shots"
He Said "goodluck Dawg"
Told him "I'm good here Blood"
He cut the call
These Niggas are trying to test me,
They stopped wasting Bullets
Started advancing with two heads
Knocked the Gun off the First One..
The Mac went Off!
I double Flipped!
As the Nigga tried to catch Ma Flight,
I landed with a Fly Kick
Shot the other in nanoseconds,
Shit looking like it's Tai Chi!
Caught that Bitch by the throat,
Made sure he died by a Choke
Watch the Last one Kiss the Shottie,
Then let his fat head Explode!
Walked up to Capachino
Ma'an! Saw the Pussy shaking,
"Yo! Nigga wassup! You Mine for the Taking!"
Them hoes where scared, told Em "Calm down,
You ain't gon meet your Messiah right now"
Walked up to Capachino
Had him lying ass down
Slammed his face to the Ground. Ground
Took out ma Pocket knife, tore his Shirt and Carved out "I am sorry Tracy" on his Black ass
Watch him scream in pain, I couldn't resist laughing ma ass Out!
Gave him a couple of Jabs,
With a couple of Slaps
Nd a couple of Slams
Nd watch how he Spat the Blood out
Took out a Bullet with the inscription "TRACY"
Slotted it the Chamber of Trea 'N
Cocked that Baby, " Chi,! Chi! "
The sound that always make me Crazy,
Bloaaaaaaah!
The shot went right through his Brains!
Looked Up as his Blood went to the Sky Main!
And it landed on ma Face
Took the Champagne in the Bucket, Popped
It!
Nd Made a toast to a the Son of a bitch!
Mission accomplished! I felt peace
Inputed nine Eleven in Ma Cell Nd sent it
Turned up the Volume of a the Speakers
Walked straight to the Couch and..
Godamn! That bitch got a Fat ass!
Called her over, Nd Asked her to give me a Lap dance!
Enjoyed her flesh on ma Laps and
Amma wait for the Cops and Mad S.W.A.T.
Come take me home into prison Cells right now!
Either way it's win win for me,
Cause i've done what I dreamed
Hail Mary! The Queen!
Cause ma Life will End with Black Maria!
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Nasty_Nic
LiteratureRe: Twist Of Fate. by nastynic(m): 11:23pm On Jul 31, 2018
jupitre:
Let me settle this..
Leave her for me.
Sh!t just Got real..


Left for a couple of Months ND every Tom Dickinson and Harry wants to Take My Priceless Possession?


Jagugu88li Please inform your Parents, I'm coming to Pay Brideprice This Weekend
LiteratureRe: Birthmark by nastynic(m): 7:58pm On Jul 29, 2018
Ibunkun1:
Patiently Waiting
Seconded
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LiteratureRe: Twist Of Fate. by nastynic(m): 4:31pm On Jul 29, 2018
jagugu88li:
hahahahaha. I yaff finally die.

Why are you making me seem like an Allen Street Lady? grin
Nah...


I just want to know if I'm going to conquer Another Person for our love to Blossom
LiteratureRe: Twist Of Fate. by nastynic(m): 10:12pm On Jul 27, 2018
Adesina12:
jagugu88li want to cause katakata between three friends ooo chaiii
lady bird, the caterer of katakata english come out and clear the air oooo
natynic and purityval pls be calm ....there is love in sharing grin
at least you can share her being brother love nah
chaii I remember Lynda in one of our stories here....hummm
sweet popcorn for una jhoor grin
Mutumina, E yang Tey Oh!


How is Life Bruh?
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LiteratureRe: Twist Of Fate. by nastynic(m): 10:11pm On Jul 27, 2018
purityval:
Wifeyhuh?


Jagugu88li come and clear the air here biko.... I don't want a story of shoot bird mama fly. Make person no come possess my possession.
Lmfao!




Are you the Side Guy?
LiteratureRe: Twist Of Fate. by nastynic(m): 10:09pm On Jul 26, 2018
jagugu88li:
huh huh Why you dey shine teeth?
2, howz my pidgin?
Very Poor



Wifey,
F9 in capital letters (if it works for numbers tho)
LiteratureRe: Scared (A Story About Love And Sorcery) by nastynic(m): 3:21pm On Jul 20, 2018
Following
LiteratureRe: The Devil In The Suit by nastynic(m): 3:06pm On Jul 20, 2018
Ma Mum has been giving me Weird looks seeing the Smile on ma Face as I saw This Update.
Thanks For The Update Ma'am

More Cash to your Account
Nd Distinction in your Incoming Exams
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LiteratureRe: My Adventure As A Corper In Plateau State Jos by nastynic(m): 12:01pm On Jul 20, 2018
Nice Story Egbon...




More cash to your account
LiteratureRe: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by nastynic(m): 10:36pm On Jul 14, 2018
Dope Bruh..




More cash to your stash bruh
PhonesLooking For Gionee F100 For Sale At Abuja by nastynic(op): 3:43pm On Jul 13, 2018
Am looking For a Gionee f100 White Phone for Sale, Within The Price Range Of 13,000 to 15,000 naira.



PS: I live at Karu, Nasarawa State.. Close to abuja
CrimeRe: Man Wearing 'SARS Am I Next' T-shirt (Photo) by nastynic(m): 8:35pm On Jul 07, 2018
userplainly:
nobi moi moi matter brother... we could die but we are trying to make our numbers count! our voice heard and we are going to take the country back from the hands of evil fat clueless and shameless thieves... we are the brave few...
Explain More Please
CrimeRe: Man Wearing 'SARS Am I Next' T-shirt (Photo) by nastynic(m): 6:31pm On Jul 07, 2018
userplainly:
bro still dey campaign.... we need more people.. I dey go talk wit a guy now ..... den I go msg my instagram peeps.... we noh need to wait for one useless fat Messiah to fall on us... we are learned, smart and innovative.... we can rule
Na Which Movement Be This?



Someone should Carry Me along abeg
LiteratureRe: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by nastynic(m): 6:04pm On Jul 07, 2018
Ann Shift Abeg...



Present Bruh
CrimeRe: Man Wearing 'SARS Am I Next' T-shirt (Photo) by nastynic(m): 6:01pm On Jul 07, 2018
Another Day in Nigeria!




Goes back to Drinking Kunu
LiteratureRe: Beauty And The Mechanic by nastynic(m): 5:29pm On Jul 07, 2018
SheWrites:
It will post the link after editing d story
. Kisses
LiteratureRe: Beauty And The Mechanic by nastynic(m): 11:12pm On Jul 06, 2018
SheWrites:
sending u a zillion hugs
See
Come oh!




After Quoting Nd replying all those Nonsense, You never Still Post The Link?
For you info Ma, I'm a True Descendant of Shango... I can Summon Lightening Too
Abeg.. Just do what is right
LiteratureRe: Saved By Sin by nastynic(m): 10:13pm On Jul 06, 2018
Well Done Boss!



More Cash to your Account
LiteratureRe: Rainmory- A Flash Fiction by nastynic(m): 12:03am On Jul 06, 2018
Nice One, One of The Best i've read here
LiteratureRe: The Devil In The Suit by nastynic(m): 12:15am On Jul 05, 2018
Another Classic...



This Excess food you've been giving us lately, I hope we don't Over Grow Our Clothes tho!
Nice one, More cash to your account
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LiteratureRe: Twist Of Fate. by nastynic(m): 6:05pm On Jul 02, 2018
If I say I love you...


Hope I won't get Mugged For It?
Nice Storyline, Plot Nd Everything Screams Perfection.
More Cash To your account..
May Oluwa Bless Your Hussle.
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LiteratureRe: Marvel Chronicles 2 :executive Sanction by nastynic(m): 10:15pm On Jun 23, 2018
Just One Word...












CLASSIC!!!!
LiteratureRe: The New Girl by nastynic(m): 1:16pm On Jun 21, 2018
Nice one



Keep it flowing
LiteratureRe: The Hole In The Wall by nastynic(m): 1:13pm On Jun 21, 2018
Big Ups Bruh...





Keep the flames burnin
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LiteratureRe: The New Girl by nastynic(m): 1:31pm On Jun 08, 2018
collinometricx:
Yesterday....
Any problem
Rivers girls can find trouble
La ila.. You never still Change

How Tinz na?

Nice story AM, 30 Billion fall on U Ojéré
SportsRe: Matthew Wolff Designed The Super Eagles 2018 World Cup Jersey by nastynic(m): 11:04pm On Jun 07, 2018
Pavore9:
See the benefit of being an art student cheesy
Shey is Chalk that They use and design it ?


if you no get Sense just STFU! make other people Comment smh!
LiteratureRe: Beauty And The Mechanic by nastynic(m): 10:27pm On Jun 04, 2018
Wait oh! all this essay for just "ma laptop don spoil, come buy my book"?
grin
shewrites if u re seeing this then u don fvck up be that,
just give me link make i starve go buy the book, i don search am tired
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