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Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(m): 9:30pm On Jul 14, 2018
youngimporter:
I sight u man are we expecting another chapter tonite? Viewing this topic: Youngzubi(m ),



my guy @youngimporter

see i no fit lie u bro,i just tire na manage i take post this one onto say i no won fall ya hand so bro i l'll do that 2mao


thanks man

i dey always sight you

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Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by nastynic(m): 10:36pm On Jul 14, 2018
Dope Bruh..




More cash to your stash bruh
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by eazykolobo(m): 10:46pm On Jul 14, 2018
if my guess is right, dwn it shud b ur landlord daughter
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(m): 10:52pm On Jul 14, 2018
@ OlamideGrace
you dont like commenting right?
i pray u l'll try and say something grin ah catch ugrin grin red handed
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Malaymoney(m): 1:19am On Jul 15, 2018
O boy e no go easy ooooo .......this tori just dey my mendula obolangata cry cry
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Odafizi(m): 2:41am On Jul 15, 2018
jesu..... Guy abegg updates please... Abegg
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(m): 3:12pm On Jul 15, 2018
episode.......6


SUNDAY GBEDU!!!!!
---------------------------


spata in love abi jazz involve?
---------------------------------------










" spata watin you dey do?,i asked ,but he just ignored me or maybe he didnt notice my presence"


"i just stand they watch them as i imagined how he was able to seduce the girl"Asin sharp sharp;i sure say two of them never meet before"



"spata!!!!!!..... me



"'Jesus!! he sprang up immediately"with his slim but long kulikuli dangling between his legs"



"ah ! ah! see as you come fear me" he said feigning annoyance"why u no nock for door sef?



"na better craze dey worry u"how i go nock before i enter my own house....




"annabel no even mind us"as she just wear her clothes and waka go out je jely"


you dey go?? spata ask trying to draw her back"for wia she just comot him hand and waka"



"oooh!!!! spana see watin you cause naw"i swear you go pay for this oo!...




'abeg nodey make noise for my ear jale' ....

but wait o"spata onto normal level yan me as u take seduce that girl nah!"becos una never meet before....



nobi me seduce am o"i no toast her at all,nah she waka enter house come sit down for parlour dey watch African magic"me sef,i dey toilet dey baff,but i hear say person open door enter inside"with hope say na you wey don come back,i waka com out from toilet Unclad thinking you'er the one


ah spata!!....


never shout nah,abi make i no talk again?



no o! go on"baba ontop after u na u.....




thats my boy..



who be ur boy"



relax just listen dey learn work,spata said as'm continue with him long story"

so onto say na for parlour i comot all my clothes keep"and you know say i nor dey wear boxers,nahim i bounce enter parlour"with hope say i go show u how big my slim tom don dey fat small small


"but gawd punish me,nah one fine girl like that i meet sitting down gently on the couch"our eyes" JAM


Chai the girl too fine she come young onto#fresh tin...


i for ignor the girl o"but her eyes no gree comot for my slim tom,naso the thing receive current com stretch"slim long"


"onto say i nobi statue nah"man gat to sample"nahim i trowey the trousers wey i won wear,near her and grab her plump boobs




pieem she grab alongeh"she no waste time as she put it in her mouth omo"if to say ur papa near me spana,i mean ur pa'le i for use him do ritual take get money then dash her everything even add you as houseboy ontop sef....



"na gawd go punish ur papa"i replied



"e get wia the thing sweet me reach i no fit hold am again,naso i comot am from her mouth pat her legs,naso we begin dance Shaku Shaku latest version




"wow!! spata the chop and clean mouth one!



na me be that but i nor sure say i fit clean mouth for this one o!,see spana i won marry her...the girl too fineeeee!



"watin u talk just now??

"you heard me bro"


no!no! repeat am...


go carry cotton wool wipe ya ear wella"see if na money go make me fit marry that your landlord pikin see i go do ritual get money then come marry...if i no marry her then mark am say there is noting wey i go fit achieve for this life". spata said




"nah just 24 u dey oo!,u wey no dey take ear hear ma talkless of rrage,u sure say that girl no jazz u??


"love is blind but i dey see am for ya eyes oo". spata sang


"okay nah"any love wey blind for naija na moto infact na dangote trailer go jam if e near main road"so blind love no for naija oo" spata go baff again maybe ya eyes go clear small"


"i don talk my own" spata replied


okay na" oga eme gi voom na'nya"go ask phyno watin e mean"



mtcheew my papa say i be ibo"chinedu for mouth ordinary ibo u no fit speak" spata said



"nobi my fault na"dem born me for my village" no" so na my papa cause that one"i be pure worry guy"

"ode ni'e"


hmm yoruba all the way" i said



see you"forget o very soon i go begin chop am like yam "" said spata



"abeg wear clothe before u born my eye fluorescent"


ewu yo eye na electronic bulb abi



hmmm electronic??teacher teach me nonsensen,abeg wear cloth e get one better business wey dey ground,just do fast and sit down"Chai we go soon rich o"


"ah na now u talk better tin since we come lagos o!"he said as he began dress up immediately .







spana!!"girl voice call me from outside"e sound like maya vice



who dey dia? i reply as run go open door"


i was right becos maya stand outside with fuse on her hand"


"good afternoon"she greet


"ah! maya how you dey nah"


"am fine o!,abeg bros our light low and sentino never come back from work"abeg u fit help me go put this fuse join the one wey dey there,maybe if them two for there the light go dey full"she said pointing at a board up containing some wires ,change over and lines with one fuse already there"




Ehen! so you want make i go put another one join the one wey already dey dia?? i asked



"yes i guess the light will be full once its up to two there...she replied


"hiyaa! maya u won kill mee!"abi u won burn the whole house how can u put two fu**

"watin dey happen hia"spata interrupt me..

he step outside sweating like goat due to the dance him and annabel just finished dancing"

"his eyes widened as soon as he sight maya"it became more worse when he saw how loaded maya was,omo nahim my bros loose control he turn mumu as usual"

ah! angel watsup"hope no problem this one u hold fuse"u be nepa?,,he asked shining teeth


"no o! funny u"i just want spana to help me fix this fuse join the one that is there,so that our light can be full",,she replied



"ah ah so u dey live for this compound??


yes of course,am soana's neighbour



nahim the goat turn look me and lick tongue...



Ehen! ha!"how come i never saw u(grama),,,,oya bring am let me help u and fix it ...he said as he collect the fuse from maya






"spata!!




"spana!!! ...he replied


you won die?? i asked



you" you dey alive so?..becos na only firewood fit have this kind angel as neighbor and still dey dull him sef....he replied as he draw a long stool and climb it..


hmmm e go shock your ancestors comot for your body 00!!""



watch me and learn work he said as he climb up...



"wow so you can fix it without hand glove or screw driver sef"she sang like a song

Chai the thing enter spata head"he come reply

ah ah! watch and see nah,my papa dey change light from gen to NEPA without our tv offing or light blinking pkakam" boosted as he stretch his hand and insert the fuse"




aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!





" i look up immediately"omo come see dance as spata just dey vibrate vigorously"


" eh! wow spana look he is dancing with o!" maya screamed as she cover her mouth with her hands in amazement"




powwaaa. the fuse explode"as the board catch fire,the electric trowey spata go middle of our compound "


"ewooo!! my head my body,spata screamed as he kept rolling on the floor"


i just run go backyard in search of better dry pkako since na dry one dem dey use hit peson comot for electric"

gawd come punish am as i sight one two by two plank on the floor omo i grab am run go frontyard"



TOWWAAAA!!!!!' for him head



"iyheee!! spana you won kill me" you no see plank take nack me comot for wire when the electric dey shock me na now wey e don trowey me nahim you come nack me tree

"spana na gawd go punish u"




"what is going on here sentino shout as soon as he walk into the compound with his suitcase on his hand"pure banker"


" oh my gawd thank gawd u are back my love"see our house is on firrreeee!!!...she scream as she ran into his arm


omo spata just stand dry complete"so she get boyfriend he asked me..grin

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Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by pradoic(m): 8:21pm On Jul 15, 2018
Lolz spata never see anything grin

so she get boyfriend

Chai u too funny bro

nice update more ink bro

Chai am now satisfied France 4 vs 2 Croatia

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Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by pacifust058(m): 8:52pm On Jul 15, 2018
As e dey hot
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by multikolour(m): 10:36pm On Jul 15, 2018
I love the names
Spana
Spata
Santino
Mixer
Maya
Anabel

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Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by SheikhMuniru(m): 7:09am On Jul 16, 2018
NA FOOD O
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Decapo: 7:11am On Jul 16, 2018
I brought along a lot of chair for everybody don’t rush you will get a space

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Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Neofingerz: 7:37am On Jul 16, 2018
this early mor mor Monday for that matter

Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by DonroxyII: 7:37am On Jul 16, 2018
Youngzubi:
Episode……………..3
GBEDU!!!!!!
___________________
E SURE FOR ME
_____________________________
MEET MY NEIGHBOR
___________________________________



Zubi start now …..she shout

Chai I don die oo!!for my life I never touch keyboard before but I gather mind press one key

Piaaaa!!!!!!!!,the whole speaker shout chai hot we we catch me instanta

I press black one

Poowwwww!!!!!!!!



Zubi be serious now stop playing with the key board….she talk


I come gather mind us all strength take press the whole keys both white and black together..
Chai una no go like hear the sound wey the thing make as my village people shout issa awa work oo!! for my head

the girl vex trowey mic and run go down the stage
Omo fear catch me infact I begin dey drop we we for sentino trouser as I sight the girl papa soldier as them dey climb stage come meet me with vex……


Na watin I go do oooo!!!!! Gbese le oo!
I hate this update grin cheesy ....
I don laugh tire ..... Gawd, I never pray for this kain zituazion !

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Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by sunrisemed01: 8:07am On Jul 16, 2018
Interesting story, am in the hospital but I almost burst into laughter in front of my patients
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by sunrisemed01: 8:09am On Jul 16, 2018
Nice story
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by sunrisemed01: 8:11am On Jul 16, 2018
Interesting, I am in the hospital, I almost burst into laughter in front of my patients
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Dayvdblake(m): 8:20am On Jul 16, 2018
grin. Bros...Gimme one chair...i carry pop corn come
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Revolva(m): 8:59am On Jul 16, 2018
u de learn where i de for banging gals i be lex steele
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by sunrisemed01: 9:24am On Jul 16, 2018
Only, your skills make sense
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by samkpanam: 9:26am On Jul 16, 2018
Kikikikiki, spsma don kill me with laugh o
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Danchoco(m): 9:40am On Jul 16, 2018
I hail ooo.....ur work tight wella
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Therealev: 9:41am On Jul 16, 2018
Omo, na this Episode get me pass, I just dey laugh like Idiot. Nice one brof, keep it going.

Youngzubi:
episode.......6


SUNDAY GBEDU!!!!!
---------------------------


spata in love abi jazz involve?
---------------------------------------










" spata watin you dey do?,i asked ,but he just ignored me or maybe he didnt notice my presence"


"i just stand they watch them as i imagined how he was able to seduce the girl"Asin sharp sharp;i sure say two of them never meet before"



"spata!!!!!!..... me



"'Jesus!! he sprang up immediately"with his slim but long kulikuli dangling between his legs"



"ah ! ah! see as you come fear me" he said feigning annoyance"why u no nock for door sef?



"na better craze dey worry u"how i go nock before i enter my own house....




"annabel no even mind us"as she just wear her clothes and waka go out je jely"


you dey go?? spata ask trying to draw her back"for wia she just comot him hand and waka"



"oooh!!!! spana see watin you cause naw"i swear you go pay for this oo!...




'abeg nodey make noise for my ear jale' ....

but wait o"spata onto normal level yan me as u take seduce that girl nah!"becos una never meet before....



nobi me seduce am o"i no toast her at all,nah she waka enter house come sit down for parlour dey watch African magic"me sef,i dey toilet dey baff,but i hear say person open door enter inside"with hope say na you wey don come back,i waka com out from toilet Unclad thinking you'er the one


ah spata!!....


never shout nah,abi make i no talk again?



no o! go on"baba ontop after u na u.....




thats my boy..



who be ur boy"



relax just listen dey learn work,spata said as'm continue with him long story"

so onto say na for parlour i comot all my clothes keep"and you know say i nor dey wear boxers,nahim i bounce enter parlour"with hope say i go show u how big my slim tom don dey fat small small


"but gawd punish me,nah one fine girl like that i meet sitting down gently on the couch"our eyes" JAM


Chai the girl too fine she come young onto#fresh tin...


i for ignor the girl o"but her eyes no gree comot for my slim tom,naso the thing receive current com stretch"slim long"


"onto say i nobi statue nah"man gat to sample"nahim i trowey the trousers wey i won wear,near her and grab her plump boobs




pieem she grab alongeh"she no waste time as she put it in her mouth omo"if to say ur papa near me spana,i mean ur pa'le i for use him do ritual take get money then dash her everything even add you as houseboy ontop sef....



"na gawd go punish ur papa"i replied



"e get wia the thing sweet me reach i no fit hold am again,naso i comot am from her mouth pat her legs,naso we begin dance Shaku Shaku latest version




"wow!! spata the chop and clean mouth one!



na me be that but i nor sure say i fit clean mouth for this one o!,see spana i won marry her...the girl too fineeeee!



"watin u talk just now??

"you heard me bro"


no!no! repeat am...


go carry cotton wool wipe ya ear wella"see if na money go make me fit marry that your landlord pikin see i go do ritual get money then come marry...if i no marry her then mark am say there is noting wey i go fit achieve for this life". spata said




"nah just 24 u dey oo!,u wey no dey take ear hear ma talkless of rrage,u sure say that girl no jazz u??


"love is blind but i dey see am for ya eyes oo". spata sang


"okay nah"any love wey blind for naija na moto infact na dangote trailer go jam if e near main road"so blind love no for naija oo" spata go baff again maybe ya eyes go clear small"


"i don talk my own" spata replied


okay na" oga eme gi voom na'nya"go ask phyno watin e mean"



mtcheew my papa say i be ibo"chinedu for mouth ordinary ibo u no fit speak" spata said



"nobi my fault na"dem born me for my village" no" so na my papa cause that one"i be pure worry guy"

"ode ni'e"


hmm yoruba all the way" i said



see you"forget o very soon i go begin chop am like yam "" said spata



"abeg wear clothe before u born my eye fluorescent"


ewu yo eye na electronic bulb abi



hmmm electronic??teacher teach me nonsensen,abeg wear cloth e get one better business wey dey ground,just do fast and sit down"Chai we go soon rich o"


"ah na now u talk better tin since we come lagos o!"he said as he began dress up immediately .







spana!!"girl voice call me from outside"e sound like maya vice



who dey dia? i reply as run go open door"


i was right becos maya stand outside with fuse on her hand"


"good afternoon"she greet


"ah! maya how you dey nah"


"am fine o!,abeg bros our light low and sentino never come back from work"abeg u fit help me go put this fuse join the one wey dey there,maybe if them two for there the light go dey full"she said pointing at a board up containing some wires ,change over and lines with one fuse already there"




Ehen! so you want make i go put another one join the one wey already dey dia?? i asked



"yes i guess the light will be full once its up to two there...she replied


"hiyaa! maya u won kill mee!"abi u won burn the whole house how can u put two fu**

"watin dey happen hia"spata interrupt me..

he step outside sweating like goat due to the dance him and annabel just finished dancing"

"his eyes widened as soon as he sight maya"it became more worse when he saw how loaded maya was,omo nahim my bros loose control he turn mumu as usual"

ah! angel watsup"hope no problem this one u hold fuse"u be nepa?,,he asked shining teeth


"no o! funny u"i just want spana to help me fix this fuse join the one that is there,so that our light can be full",,she replied



"ah ah so u dey live for this compound??


yes of course,am soana's neighbour



nahim the goat turn look me and lick tongue...



Ehen! ha!"how come i never saw u(grama),,,,oya bring am let me help u and fix it ...he said as he collect the fuse from maya






"spata!!




"spana!!! ...he replied


you won die?? i asked



you" you dey alive so?..becos na only firewood fit have this kind angel as neighbor and still dey dull him sef....he replied as he draw a long stool and climb it..


hmmm e go shock your ancestors comot for your body 00!!""



watch me and learn work he said as he climb up...



"wow so you can fix it without hand glove or screw driver sef"she sang like a song

Chai the thing enter spata head"he come reply

ah ah! watch and see nah,my papa dey change light from gen to NEPA without our tv offing or light blinking pkakam" boosted as he stretch his hand and insert the fuse"




aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!





" i look up immediately"omo come see dance as spata just dey vibrate vigorously"


" eh! wow spana look he is dancing with o!" maya screamed as she cover her mouth with her hands in amazement"




powwaaa. the fuse explode"as the board catch fire,the electric trowey spata go middle of our compound "


"ewooo!! my head my body,spata screamed as he kept rolling on the floor"


i just run go backyard in search of better dry pkako since na dry one dem dey use hit peson comot for electric"

gawd come punish am as i sight one two by two plank on the floor omo i grab am run go frontyard"



TOWWAAAA!!!!!' for him head



"iyheee!! spana you won kill me" you no see plank take nack me comot for wire when the electric dey shock me na now wey e don trowey me nahim you come nack me tree

"spana na gawd go punish u"




"what is going on here sentino shout as soon as he walk into the compound with his suitcase on his hand"pure banker"


" oh my gawd thank gawd u are back my love"see our house is on firrreeee!!!...she scream as she ran into his arm


omo spata just stand dry complete"so she get boyfriend he asked me..grin




Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Biggybogo1(m): 9:44am On Jul 16, 2018
Space booked
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by emperorblog(m): 10:02am On Jul 16, 2018
space book,grear story,bro

pls reply my mail
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by senrino(m): 10:09am On Jul 16, 2018
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Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(m): 10:30am On Jul 16, 2018
emperorblog:
space book,grear story,bro

pls reply my mail


done
u welcome man
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(m): 10:34am On Jul 16, 2018
sunrisemed01:
Only, your skills make sense


thanks bro
am glad u appreciate my effort
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Abdulgafar86(m): 10:36am On Jul 16, 2018
Ride on
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(m): 10:38am On Jul 16, 2018
Decapo:
I brought along a lot of chair for everybody don’t rush you will get a space

one gbosaaa for u bro

u do well

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