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Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(m): 9:30pm On Jul 14, 2018 |
youngimporter: my guy @youngimporter see i no fit lie u bro,i just tire na manage i take post this one onto say i no won fall ya hand so bro i l'll do that 2mao thanks man i dey always sight you 1 Like |
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by nastynic(m): 10:36pm On Jul 14, 2018 |
Dope Bruh.. More cash to your stash bruh |
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by eazykolobo(m): 10:46pm On Jul 14, 2018 |
if my guess is right, dwn it shud b ur landlord daughter |
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(m): 10:52pm On Jul 14, 2018 |
@ OlamideGrace you dont like commenting right? i pray u l'll try and say something ah catch u red handed |
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Malaymoney(m): 1:19am On Jul 15, 2018 |
O boy e no go easy ooooo .......this tori just dey my mendula obolangata |
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Odafizi(m): 2:41am On Jul 15, 2018 |
jesu..... Guy abegg updates please... Abegg |
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(m): 3:12pm On Jul 15, 2018 |
episode.......6 SUNDAY GBEDU!!!!! --------------------------- spata in love abi jazz involve? --------------------------------------- " spata watin you dey do?,i asked ,but he just ignored me or maybe he didnt notice my presence" "i just stand they watch them as i imagined how he was able to seduce the girl"Asin sharp sharp;i sure say two of them never meet before" "spata!!!!!!..... me "'Jesus!! he sprang up immediately"with his slim but long kulikuli dangling between his legs" "ah ! ah! see as you come fear me" he said feigning annoyance"why u no nock for door sef? "na better craze dey worry u"how i go nock before i enter my own house.... "annabel no even mind us"as she just wear her clothes and waka go out je jely" you dey go?? spata ask trying to draw her back"for wia she just comot him hand and waka" "oooh!!!! spana see watin you cause naw"i swear you go pay for this oo!... 'abeg nodey make noise for my ear jale' .... but wait o"spata onto normal level yan me as u take seduce that girl nah!"becos una never meet before.... nobi me seduce am o"i no toast her at all,nah she waka enter house come sit down for parlour dey watch African magic"me sef,i dey toilet dey baff,but i hear say person open door enter inside"with hope say na you wey don come back,i waka com out from toilet naked thinking you'er the one ah spata!!.... never shout nah,abi make i no talk again? no o! go on"baba ontop after u na u..... thats my boy.. who be ur boy" relax just listen dey learn work,spata said as'm continue with him long story" so onto say na for parlour i comot all my clothes keep"and you know say i nor dey wear boxers,nahim i bounce enter parlour"with hope say i go show u how big my slim tom don dey fat small small "but gawd punish me,nah one fine girl like that i meet sitting down gently on the couch"our eyes" JAM Chai the girl too fine she come young onto#fresh tin... i for ignor the girl o"but her eyes no gree comot for my slim tom,naso the thing receive current com stretch"slim long" "onto say i nobi statue nah"man gat to sample"nahim i trowey the trousers wey i won wear,near her and grab her plump boobs pieem she grab alongeh"she no waste time as she put it in her mouth omo"if to say ur papa near me spana,i mean ur pa'le i for use him do ritual take get money then dash her everything even add you as houseboy ontop sef.... "na gawd go punish ur papa"i replied "e get wia the thing sweet me reach i no fit hold am again,naso i comot am from her mouth pat her legs,naso we begin dance Shaku Shaku latest version "wow!! spata the chop and clean mouth one! na me be that but i nor sure say i fit clean mouth for this one o!,see spana i won marry her...the girl too fineeeee! "watin u talk just now?? "you heard me bro" no!no! repeat am... go carry cotton wool wipe ya ear wella"see if na money go make me fit marry that your landlord pikin see i go do ritual get money then come marry...if i no marry her then mark am say there is noting wey i go fit achieve for this life". spata said "nah just 24 u dey oo!,u wey no dey take ear hear ma talkless of rrage,u sure say that girl no jazz u?? "love is blind but i dey see am for ya eyes oo". spata sang "okay nah"any love wey blind for naija na moto infact na dangote trailer go jam if e near main road"so blind love no for naija oo" spata go baff again maybe ya eyes go clear small" "i don talk my own" spata replied okay na" oga eme gi voom na'nya"go ask phyno watin e mean" mtcheew my papa say i be ibo"chinedu for mouth ordinary ibo u no fit speak" spata said "nobi my fault na"dem born me for my village" no" so na my papa cause that one"i be pure worry guy" "ode ni'e" hmm yoruba all the way" i said see you"forget o very soon i go begin chop am like yam "" said spata "abeg wear clothe before u born my eye fluorescent" ewu yo eye na electronic bulb abi hmmm electronic??teacher teach me nonsensen,abeg wear cloth e get one better business wey dey ground,just do fast and sit down"Chai we go soon rich o" "ah na now u talk better tin since we come lagos o!"he said as he began dress up immediately . spana!!"girl voice call me from outside"e sound like maya vice who dey dia? i reply as run go open door" i was right becos maya stand outside with fuse on her hand" "good afternoon"she greet "ah! maya how you dey nah" "am fine o!,abeg bros our light low and sentino never come back from work"abeg u fit help me go put this fuse join the one wey dey there,maybe if them two for there the light go dey full"she said pointing at a board up containing some wires ,change over and lines with one fuse already there" Ehen! so you want make i go put another one join the one wey already dey dia?? i asked "yes i guess the light will be full once its up to two there...she replied "hiyaa! maya u won kill mee!"abi u won burn the whole house how can u put two fu** "watin dey happen hia"spata interrupt me.. he step outside sweating like goat due to the dance him and annabel just finished dancing" "his eyes widened as soon as he sight maya"it became more worse when he saw how loaded maya was,omo nahim my bros loose control he turn mumu as usual" ah! angel watsup"hope no problem this one u hold fuse"u be nepa?,,he asked shining teeth "no o! funny u"i just want spana to help me fix this fuse join the one that is there,so that our light can be full",,she replied "ah ah so u dey live for this compound?? yes of course,am soana's neighbour nahim the goat turn look me and lick tongue... Ehen! ha!"how come i never saw u(grama),,,,oya bring am let me help u and fix it ...he said as he collect the fuse from maya "spata!! "spana!!! ...he replied you won die?? i asked you" you dey alive so?..becos na only firewood fit have this kind angel as neighbor and still dey dull him sef....he replied as he draw a long stool and climb it.. hmmm e go shock your ancestors comot for your body 00!!"" watch me and learn work he said as he climb up... "wow so you can fix it without hand glove or screw driver sef"she sang like a song Chai the thing enter spata head"he come reply ah ah! watch and see nah,my papa dey change light from gen to NEPA without our tv offing or light blinking pkakam" boosted as he stretch his hand and insert the fuse" aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!! " i look up immediately"omo come see dance as spata just dey vibrate vigorously" " eh! wow spana look he is dancing with o!" maya screamed as she cover her mouth with her hands in amazement" powwaaa. the fuse explode"as the board catch fire,the electric trowey spata go middle of our compound " "ewooo!! my head my body,spata screamed as he kept rolling on the floor" i just run go backyard in search of better dry pkako since na dry one dem dey use hit peson comot for electric" gawd come punish am as i sight one two by two plank on the floor omo i grab am run go frontyard" TOWWAAAA!!!!!' for him head "iyheee!! spana you won kill me" you no see plank take nack me comot for wire when the electric dey shock me na now wey e don trowey me nahim you come nack me tree "spana na gawd go punish u" "what is going on here sentino shout as soon as he walk into the compound with his suitcase on his hand"pure banker" " oh my gawd thank gawd u are back my love"see our house is on firrreeee!!!...she scream as she ran into his arm omo spata just stand dry complete"so she get boyfriend he asked me.. 4 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by pradoic(m): 8:21pm On Jul 15, 2018 |
Lolz spata never see anything so she get boyfriend Chai u too funny bro nice update more ink bro Chai am now satisfied France 4 vs 2 Croatia 2 Likes |
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by pacifust058(m): 8:52pm On Jul 15, 2018 |
As e dey hot |
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by multikolour(m): 10:36pm On Jul 15, 2018 |
I love the names Spana Spata Santino Mixer Maya Anabel 2 Likes |
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by SheikhMuniru(m): 7:09am On Jul 16, 2018 |
NA FOOD O |
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Decapo: 7:11am On Jul 16, 2018 |
I brought along a lot of chair for everybody don’t rush you will get a space 8 Likes 1 Share
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Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Neofingerz: 7:37am On Jul 16, 2018 |
this early mor mor Monday for that matter 1 Like
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Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by DonroxyII: 7:37am On Jul 16, 2018 |
Youngzubi:I hate this update .... I don laugh tire ..... Gawd, I never pray for this kain zituazion ! 2 Likes |
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by sunrisemed01: 8:07am On Jul 16, 2018 |
Interesting story, am in the hospital but I almost burst into laughter in front of my patients |
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by sunrisemed01: 8:09am On Jul 16, 2018 |
Nice story |
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by sunrisemed01: 8:11am On Jul 16, 2018 |
Interesting, I am in the hospital, I almost burst into laughter in front of my patients |
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Dayvdblake: 8:20am On Jul 16, 2018 |
. Bros...Gimme one chair...i carry pop corn come |
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Revolva(m): 8:59am On Jul 16, 2018 |
u de learn where i de for banging gals i be lex steele |
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by sunrisemed01: 9:24am On Jul 16, 2018 |
Only, your skills make sense |
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by samkpanam: 9:26am On Jul 16, 2018 |
Kikikikiki, spsma don kill me with laugh o |
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Danchoco(m): 9:40am On Jul 16, 2018 |
I hail ooo.....ur work tight wella |
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Therealev: 9:41am On Jul 16, 2018 |
Omo, na this Episode get me pass, I just dey laugh like Idiot. Nice one brof, keep it going. Youngzubi: |
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Biggybogo1(m): 9:44am On Jul 16, 2018 |
Space booked |
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by emperorblog(m): 10:02am On Jul 16, 2018 |
space book,grear story,bro pls reply my mail |
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by senrino(m): 10:09am On Jul 16, 2018 |
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Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(m): 10:30am On Jul 16, 2018 |
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(m): 10:34am On Jul 16, 2018 |
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Abdulgafar86(m): 10:36am On Jul 16, 2018 |
Ride on |
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(m): 10:38am On Jul 16, 2018 |
Decapo: one gbosaaa for u bro u do well |
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