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great i met my grand father on nairaland too

Donpuzo:
Reports just reaching me states that : The poster, Miss Natasha is the leader of the branch of Illuminati in Sapele!

@Nat. So you dey here ehn. I will tell my inlaws 4 u.

**drags Natasha to the room for an evening round of love making**

*Natasha moans loudly from the painful pleasure given to her by Donpuzo*

harakiri:
A lot of people deceive themselves while dwelling in blissful ignorance and that's why when certain events happen to them, they either go into acute depression or commit suicide. Marriage is NOTHING MORE THAN A CONTRACT! ! ! Anyone who believes otherwise is living in fantasy island and needs to wake up. Anything that involves signing legal documents that are tenable in the court of law and can be used as leverage during a misunderstanding IS A CONTRACT (marriage certificate).

I believe that when people say "covenant", they are talking about marriage vows. Well, that "covenant" is always abused with little or no repercussions. Has marriage vows prevented people from cheating on each other?

Its a pity you are the one deceiving yourself anyway i'm not suprised we are in the last days so many people now view bad things as normal, deep inside you you know the truth so I wont bother to say anything
@op of course its a covenant between a man and a woman , you already know so why are you asking?

poweredcom:
that means you are indirectly calling God a heartless God, and say only 177,000 will see heaven, Contradiction of the same bible

where is it written in the Bible?
It is one thing to read , its another thing to comprehend, so many people read but don't comprehend
hell is real likewise hell
@op you see God will punish wrong doers , the bible says even before you were created God had you in mind He created man to worship Him and every other thing he created was for the comfort of man its Adam AND Eve that put us all in this mess. Everyone is a sinner every single person born into this world is a sinner, it takes the grace of God for you to serve Him we are in the last days and its making matters worse . God knows our heart and if you want to use His grace as point to do evil then only Him will decide your fate , you cant do it alone you have to pray to God to give you the grace to serve Him right . And for those who think God is wicked i have a question for you How would you feel if you created someone and the person turns against you? we humans even find it heart to forgive yet we want God to forgive us

speaking about false accusations what the fu,ck do they do to people who accuse others wrongly? I was accused wrongly and nothing was done about it

like seriously how is her character? are you okay with it? if yes then what your friends think shouldn't matter, is it your friends that are dating her or you If you love her and you are alright with her behaviour then stay with her, every one have their shortcomings including your friends so don't ditch her because of hers , you can always make her a better person of you truly love her

wesley sugar forget about it please

harakiri:
The fact that men sacrifice their freedom to keep a home together tells the whole story. They can have the same things that marriage "offers" WITHOUT the marriage itself but they choose to sacrifice that freedom. What do you women sacrifice? Tell me that you would prefer to have kids out of wedlock and i'll drink my own urine. A man focuses on the survival and prosperity of his family. Every day, his head keeps squirming about what he can do to improve the lot of his family (even when he's rich). Women on the other utilize what he brings to the table to take care of the kids (even when she works, she still wants his contribution). A man goes out to hunt, women take care of the cubs. How many women on this forum would trade places with their men's roles? How many would prefer their men to stay at home, taking care of the baby and cooking while they go out to hustle? Who is deceiving who? Why can't women be sincere and truthful for once in their lives? I'm pretty sure if that scenario applied to you, you would instantly lose all respect for your man so once again, what on earth are you talking about?

oh yeah freedom this freedom that, I guess that explains why men are bloody cheats  and about hunting, who the hell told you women don't hunt? my own mother paid my fees severally when i was in primary school not that my dad didn't have the money, she just did it, she didn't have to wait for my dad, incase you dont know there are so many women out there who are independent and do not need a dime from any man , they manage the home financially and still create time for the kids, My aunt managed her home financially for good 8 years because her husband was jobless do you have an idea what she did? no its called sacrifice, she could have easily left her jobless husband but no she didn't. And that senerio cannot apply to me because i would be an independent woman who doesn't give a fu,ck about her husbands money so why would I  loose any respect for my sugar? Men who prefer to have children out of wedlock are boys they are chickens who cannot face responsibilities they are not men in my sight  And there are lots of women who do not need men too they have all they want they just need the man for children and nothing else so at the end they still sacrifice more for their children so what are you saying?

but seriously Wesley although I don't know what happened but you should just let go. I myself was accused wronglY of being a spammer and nothing was done to my accuser Kaymoney. you should just let go, i know our situations are quite different but they still boil down to the fact that we didn't get good justice I guess

cant you think?

wesley08:
^^^ imagine this one that ought to have been banned from the internet still a privileged member of NL! SMH

hehehehe I cant stop laughing

lolz

harakiri:
Now, you're bringing sentiments and proverbs into the mix. Your statement doesn't hold water in the following scenarios :

(1)A mother who single handedly raises a child who later becomes successful in life will ALWAYS get the credit. Even if the father boasts about such a child, it's a shame to him and people around him know better. In between, this assumption holds sway for the older generation.

(2)A father who single handedly raises a child and spoils the child to the extent the child becomes a pain in the a$$ can not blame the mother who isn't around at the time. Doing such is illogical,dumb and laughable. Once again, this assumption holds sway for the older generation.

So what are you talking about?

like seriously don't you comprehend? why are you digressing? are we talking about single parents here? duh

harakiri:
Trust me, i know all about that and i'm sure as heck that NO WOMAN (including yourself) would trade roles to either remain childless or raise your kids single handedly no matter what. Men on the other hand are more comfortable with having kids without the stress of marriage vows and bondage called commitment (i personally would be comfortable with a live in girlfriend to have my kids and we see how it goes). A man DOES NOT need to have kids. A woman on the other hand feels pressured both by society and herself to see what her womb can bring forth to the world. Even the most staunch feminists who sing the "down with men" mantra till thy kingdom come still seek out someone to impregnate them or at worst, go for artificial insemination when their time is flying by. So what on earth are you talking about? Men can do without kids. With women, it's a different story.

harakiri:
Trust me, i know all about that and i'm sure as heck that NO WOMAN (including yourself) would trade roles to either remain childless or raise your kids single handedly no matter what. Men on the other hand are more comfortable with having kids without the stress of marriage vows and bondage called commitment (i personally would be comfortable with a live in girlfriend to have my kids and we see how it goes). A man DOES NOT need to have kids. A woman on the other hand feels pressured both by society and herself to see what her womb can bring forth to the world. Even the most staunch feminists who sing the "down with men" mantra till thy kingdom come still seek out someone to impregnate them or at worst, go for artificial insemination when their time is flying by. So what on earth are you talking about? Men can do without kids. With women, it's a different story.

hehehehe you know what you just said it all with your own mouth, Since they can do without children where do their great contributions come in? As for a woman who cannot do without it she would definitely give everything for her child who is important to her. You don't give attention to what you consider as unimportant and unnecessary while on the other hand you give all your energy and all you have to something which means a lot to you. With this you have already proven that the woman gives more contribution so what are you talking about?

and no the credit doesn't go to the mother most times its the father, when a child is successful its the father who is remembered and not the mother when when a child turns out bad all red fingers point at the mother do you know why? because it is just so abvious the great contributions a mother gives and so when a child turns aout bad it is assumed that the MOTHER did not do her job

harakiri:
What do you mean by the "reddened" statement above? What does a woman "give up" to have a family? Do you know that your father could have had you and several other children from other women whilst remaining single all his life? Do you know how much self control and discipline a man has to exercise all because he wants his family set up to "work"? Do you know all the nonsense he had to tolerate from your mother all because he didn't want his children been raised by a single mother? Do you know how many times he almost made up his mind to quit the marriage but decided to endure all the nagging and senseless rubbish because of his children? Men as sooooooooo underrated by children and it's sad. Perhaps when some of the men here become fathers some day, they'll have a different view. Most of the people commenting here are doing so out of sentiment and reminiscing on old "mommy songs" they heard during childhood e.g "Sweet mother" and the "My Mother" poems!

Really sad.

Super story do you know ? do you know? well yes I know and in this society what you said doesn't work men think again. Do you know how many times a woman has made up her mind to quit a marriage but still stays because of the love of her children and the fact that she doesn't want a broken home? Do you know how many time she had to turn down a better man all to stay with a slowpoke who doesn't appreciate her because she wants to be there for her children? Do you know all the beatings, punches and slaps she has endured all because of her children? Do you know how manytimes she has been driven from her home but still returns for the sake of her children? I bet you don't

well you can ask him, he is the best person to answer your question but seriously what is the meaning of this? hmm MGHU Amen

well you can go into fish farming, there's a lot of money in it

and what would you do if I do?

I would love to see Yar'adua again showing up on election day with a power bike, suit and canvas  

M M M:
rub acid on your bre-ast.

JESUS IS LORD
@op leave your bossoms the way they are. I also have small bossoms though they are very very cute and upright and I wouldn't wish for any other bre,ast in the world i felt bad before knowing that my yonger sis brea,st was already three times mine but i dont care any more I love my brea,st so much and i just cant stop loving it

Kay 17:
^^humans are basically similar to animals, we have instincts of survival, reproduction, waves of emotion. We share intelligence with other animals, except that ours is exceptional. Some folktales equal man with animals, tortoises and snakes could talk and cheat, etc,

WELL ARE THEY NOT LIVING THINGS? I'm glad you said similar not the same and i'm glad you pointed out that our was exceptional so in as much as we share traits of survival we can never be the same so this question should not have come up. Do animals go to shops to buy building materials to make their home? WE ARE STILL DIFFERENT

hmm well I hope they have plans for riverine areas,  I believe there will be free and fair election in few states not all.

definitely  definitely definitely the WOMAN

Dolemite:
I'm saying God created animals without free will, and animals act on instinct even when they kill, when a male goat meets with his mother it's fulfilling its procreation instinct, based on this why would God create an animal with homosexual predisposition, since it is so evil. If God can make an innocent instinct driven gay dog, a free willed man isn't far of?

If you were close to me i would have given you a knock now when God created every thing it was stated clearly that it was only man whom He created in his likeness and image no other creation except man had the opportunity to be created in the likeness of GOD. God gave man dominion over every other creation Did God give animals dominion over man? or better still did God give animals dominion over you? God made us in other to worship him he did not make animals to worship Him rather He made them for the comfort of man. Every single thing God created He created for the comfort of man, but Adam and Eve bleeped up and that is why you are asking this silly question he could have chose animals but no he choose man so next time do not compare yourself with an animal because you do not know the infinite love God has for us (man)

chima2011:
D best u can do 4 urself is 4get about them iluminati be it truth or nt. Try n purge your mind of junks like that so u can use your mind 4 something positive n constructive. God's luv.

you are right