₦airaland Forum

nijanigga: Nonsense,Nigeria and Nigerians are living in illusion.Why can't he prophecy on the corruption in Nigeria? What does the death of malawian president got to do with Nigerians? Foolish people will be falling on top each other to see the false prophet. Developed world dealth with sorcerers long time ago, they don't need prophet to know that for any meaningful development, they must make food available. 70% of Nigerians are living below $2/day and very hungry,they can't think straight.Tb Joshua should rather prophecy that all Thiefnubus,executhieves,legislooters and all those who forcefully stole oil blocks,will die by hanging, then we will know that he is a serious prophet.

Jjc2000: The prophet should help us to forcast the presidential candidate for 2015 general election.

texazzpete: Please re-read what she said o!

I have now its your turn , maybe you didn't see the period after the ''refreshing''
@miroslav, I know that

mochi1: @natasha,I accepted the admission last year...now studying English @ unilorin and I also chose D̶̲̥̅̊ sch again in dis year's jamb...wat course were U̶̲̥̅̊ offered last year?

Idowuogbo: My baby monkey how obodo village na? U no even ask if I correct or incorrect, na wen i tear u slap u go no ur Aunty ain't smiling

Fooolish gal!

which village? please I live in the city , I'm sorry about that anyway hope you're not in prison this one you're not smiling

freecocoa: Don't worry sweets,you are always in my prayers,i can't wait to have you back\come to your matric,take care of you dear.

Thanks a lot,its going to happen very soon, take care of yourself dearie

mochi1: I think we are both in the situation of course...was admitted 4 English instead of my LAW with 264 nd 73% in my utme nd Pume respectively...had to write jamb again dis year but D̶̲̥̅̊ score is jst too low to compete..well, I av dat hope in me I'll b admitted

freecocoa: So you dey write jamb sef,why you no go score 210 when you are always in the jokes section fighting mad Bin? better face your books.

Dani is a graduate, he's going in for his second degree

ifihearam: What i hate the most about nl is when some morons highlights all the poster has pasted before contributing their posts,is it necessary
cant yu just highlight what interests you the most or just make your contribution because we have all read the post.

hahahahaha my ribs

Fellywood: Do we realize here that it could be some eating disorder? Just because someone is weak in some area disqualifies him/her from getting married? We need to give a helping hand to whoever God brings our way, whether it is gluttony, snoring, anger etc. This very person is someone`s daughter or son. I believe we can overcome together.

who be the we?

dani1luv: exactly!
The man is a deeper lifer sef
chai. .like you where there
na me the stup.id invigilator come dey invigilate
chei. .i suffer oh. .but thank God

what's your sch of choice?

Lol
I chose Niger Delta University NDU

dani1luv: did you tell me??
thought you decided to put me aside
after wah happened btw you nd
that boy

Put you aside ke, you were the one who put yourself aside na, but anyway I thought maybe he told you . BTW did you ask me? okay I didn't ask you either and I'm sorry for that.

dani1luv: wait!! you were offered admission last year??

Yes , but wait you didn't know?

dani1luv: hehe, we that out invigilator refused to collect somethin from us nnko??
The worst thing was, We boarded same bus on that day, with dis MAN, he was
the only odd one out, the rest of us where students. .ALAS the idiot
was an invigilator!!
Neva knew he was. .and I was sitting close to him!! so we student in the bus
where like sharing answers, not knowing how tite the exam go be!!
chai. . .this man was looking for me everywhere
coincidentally the idiot was the invigilator
in the class i took the exam. chai, terrible experience


Changed my course to Telecomm. Science

hahaha lmao very funny I bet he is a member of Deeper life Bible church. As long as you are comfortable with the course then its all good. ''All those invigilator wen go come sidon for your sit dey look your answer sheet and na when you no know wetin you dey tick'' <<bad combination hahaha

emmy2white: @natasha i thought u were admitted in uniben y didn't u accept d admission

dani1luv: see you. .cut-off for my course is 220 in my school of choice
Ayaff changed my course sha
Yours is Christian School
Mine is Christian University
Chai I wished I was in your centre sha

wait. .is it that the #1500 is too much
or you where having less than #1500 with you??
you suppose price the thing sef

See your big teeth, I had #2,500 with me, I felt there was no reason why I should pay her the money, haba, for something I was doing myself? I should pay her for writing on my own? when I reason the thing,guy to pay no hungry me besides she was too greedy jor we were only 3 who refused to pay,she had collected #1,500 from the rest yet na my own wey dey sweet her

What course are you going in for now?

dani1luv: I was dashed 210
I dont believe thats my score!!
and I wrote the exam in a christian uni
upon the tight security!

Lol @ dashed 210 at least you carry 2 marks pass me but you're funny, what does writing in a christian uni have to do with it? Was it not the same Christian school I wrote mine that the invigilator kept threatening me because I refused to pay #1,500 for expo I hope she has nothing to do with this though . You chose Unilag right?

dani1luv:

mochi1: I think the scores given in this year's utme are very wrong.Imagine,last year isat 6or jamb,I scored 264 and dis year,I scored 213...the most painful of it all is that I was expecting a higher score in my two major subject which are govt nd lit scoring 50 nd 60 respectively compared to last year's own scoring 68 nd 72 respectively..now,ma chance of getting admission into my preferred faculty of LAW is slim now whereas even when I had a higher utme score of 264 nd putme score of 73% last year,I wasn't admitted.well I still have dat fate in me no matter the score.Actually,I was expecting my mark to be within the range of 270-290 having prepared well for it..

LizyL: how many days or weeks after the result is out do they upgrade it?

freecocoa: yeye gal,what's up with you these days sef?is our result in the exam what we expected?

LMAO freecocoa abeg leave me oh JAMB has done their worse, they gave a lot of us wrong scores, that thread was for people who couldn't believe what their eyes were seeing , now we're praying they upgrade the scores oh, but even if they don't no problem, God and PUME dey . I just come online to read updates, reply and then go back to read. Hopefully when all this is over I'll have time to play with you but don't forget to pray for me .

LizyL: @natasha do they really upgrade scores? is that possible?

U see. So even after several explanations u cant get it?

Ok, say after me, WHOLE LOAF OF BREAD + 6 FRIED EGGS + A JUG OF TEA!

U ubderstand nw abi?

No I don't, I was actually replying you and not the post per say, you said you cant eat 5 slices of bread with egg . . ., that's what I was actually replying, U understand now abi?