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Mr9ndhalf:
^^ come woman, no carry me play o!! what do u mean look alike? shey na una legs look alike?

Mr9ndhalf:
@ Krendo: as in!!,  The natasha u know is berra than the freecocoa u dnt knw  ^^, dnt worry jst tell them that its a certain big man, I'm sure they'll agree  ^^ come woman, no carry me play o!! what do u mean look alike? shey na una legs look alike? ^^ my 9nd half wasnt meant for playing with u kno, Bottom long as there's oil we shall drill!! , she did say she could wait till nxt yr didnt she?

hmm okay but you have a name right at least I should tell them your name

krendo:
awwww she be innocent gurl true true

come say hello to my mum  

krendo:
your girlfriend?

Now that sounds scary!

there is fire on the mountain

do u do 3some? Mr9andhalf?

Henry46:
yes o, Natasha, can u imagine? It was more or less a miracle My NOT ADMITTED finally changed to ADMITTED. I was happy that very day and thesame time confused.
My course of choice was changed to AGRICULTURAL ECONOMICS. i'll ve to accept the course and get something good out of it, but i ve some underground plans sha

men this is really a miracle, I'm happy for you bro and yup a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush in this case its worth more than hundred birds in the bush BTW what underground plans?

Mr9ndhalf:
btw your profile pic dikwa sumptuous!!

awww don't get it twisted that's not me its my girlfriend though we look alike, no joke 

Mr9ndhalf:
^^ I'm sure we can work with that!! come to my humble hut and let us discuss prenup

krendo:
U know ladies are in love when they begin to shorten your name

from Kren to Krend

its different versions of the same story.

I feel soo good right now.  

DON'T FLATTER YOURSELF

Mr9ndhalf:
^^
Now THATs the spirit!!,  hw much inexperience are we talkin about here? [wanna knw d best grooming therapy 2 use],

krendo:
Thanks for your kindness, you are very beautiful!

Mr9ndhalf:
Yeei!!! i don miss o!!!
@Krends: its gud to kno dat pple still repect their elders arnd here,
@Mz Cocoa: i may nt have d ansa 2 all your questions [me no dey UK] but u need nt worry about 1 cAtEgoRy  
@Mz Natasha: do u have any experience with, say,  big sizes? , u jst might qualify for me, I believe in grooming talent

no I'm inexperienced but hey I'm very much willing to learn

freecocoa:
dey there dey dream na,over my goat's dead body will this happen.*hits hand on chest*

thank God I mean your goat is dying tomorrow or next so I think this matter is settled already  

Kren this is your last chance tell her to back off, you asked for a wife why do you want two now?

freecocoa:
wait o,have you chosen her already? Taa I no go gree o,heads will roll,for what na?upon say I come first,I can't gree o.

WHAT IS WITH YOU AND YOUR I COM FIRST MATTER? DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY GIRLS HE HAS SEEN ALREADY?   don't annoy me this minute, leave matured people alone to talk about marriage  

krendo:
U no sabi where Ariaria Main Market dey?

U don fail interview be that

so you are not going to marry me just because I don't know where some stup1d market is?  
Upper Iweka really? ever heard of Lower Iweka?

look just forget about the wedding gown I'll meet a tailor to take my measurement next week  

krendo:
Ariria main market because you are so beautiful that you will look Good in anything

You haven't even seen me, yet you say I'm beautiful  BTW which market is that?

krendo:
na wa o

God dey



Running two babes at a time? na only God go help me.

baby don't say that, you're hurting me, what does she have that I don't   forget about her and lets be serious, except you just posted this topic for fun , but if not then we have to be serious, I need a husband

mobf:
^ you asked for a wife, now you got two. Way to go bruv

krendo:
Ladies take it easy I dont wanna be the subject of a CSI

we can work things out

baby there's no we in this, free cocoa is married, besides she has so many lovers, but me I'm single and searching   so you see that makes the two of us,  are you going to get my wedding gown from abroad?  

chinnyonwu:
Stop registering new resolutions, U probably have enough carry-overs by now

freecocoa:
*bones face* Come smally back off.

oh yeah for who? you? I'm going to fight for this guy with the last drop of my his blood better get that into your head, I'm not leaving him for no girl

krendo:
18 still not old enough for me.

I wish my age stays stagnant while you grow up but it does not love