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sexkillz:
[color=#000040]Thanks Natasha! Was at Isiala ngwa! I was even crowned Eze Ndi Discombobulobia I of Ngwa land! Would you be my Lolo?

How are you too?[/color]

Yes of course, give me one good reason why I shouldn't accept?
I'm all right just that my phone was stolen on the 1st besides that, I'm okay , and you?

Guitarlife:
Hey man I'd like to advice you not to marry a lady older than you I will even recommend that all men leave at least 5 years gap between their spouse for only 1 reason. When you are 50 yrs old your Attention's would assume a new dimension of strenght(from grapevine sources) seeking relentlessly for activity but imagine a woman older or even of same age battling with post menopausal disorder believe it's a really depressing period(I have had priviledge of being where adult women were discussing this issue they were close to tears) and s,e,x would be the least thing on their mind so how would you survive. Ever wonder why muslim women at such age even go all out to source for another wife for their husbands or why men who choose not to marry multiple wives keep arrays of young girls in university hostels and their wives turn a blind eye like she is not in the know? Or how will a man survive without sex for a minimun of 5 yr's while this disorder last's albeit a man who has been used to constant sex. This information here is top secret but cos I love NL's I gave it out for free. Be wise guy's . There ain't nuffing like love or marital vow when a hard d,i,c,k is desperately searching for a hole to hide Be wise. Nuff said.

I'm the first in line I HATE COOKING GADDAMIT

armyofone:
cooking african meals is no fun. put this and that, buy this and that, pound this and that, grind this and that etc

i guess that's why african guys don't like cooking . . . too much work. go to african gatherings, you see the guys sitting and soaking beer plus gisting while the ladies labor in vain the kitchen.

i love cooking and can cook anything plus invent mine delish. however, if you make me a cook, be ready to eat papa john or pizza hut as your daily meal 

lmao @ put this and that, grind this and that

25omega:


na you dey fuk your cousin
na you get short prick
na you wan kill ya self
na you get brother whose pikin resemble landlord


your life must be so entertaining

*falls from tree*  

honsule:
Funlink reloaded. i hardly use the sim sha.But of recent i discovered i could no longer use it for xtra kool like b4. Did u get my 'PM'?

All right and yup I did. Happy new year to you too

EfeEkarume:
I wouldn't try that if I were you. I wouldn't want my credit to walkaway like its in a hot seat. I would wait till I receive a message first . . .and if I don't, I wouldn't mind changing my SIM to my other SIM.

Exactly, I remeber when they sent a text to my friend that he could text for free the whole day, he started texting asap and after a while his credit was finished, they were charging #2 for each message

EfeEkarume:
I pray tommorow never comes.

hahaha but it will