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Health / Re: Painful Pile, Please Help... by Nateben(m): 7:15pm On Nov 07, 2023
Bornboy4:
Use herbs.
What herb please, and where can I buy it?
Health / Re: Painful Pile, Please Help... by Nateben(m): 7:14pm On Nov 07, 2023
nsese:
MY G, IF IT IS HEM. LET NO ONE LIE TO U. THERE MAY BE HERBAL REMEDIES BUT HOW SURE ARE U. I SUFFERD FROM THAT THING SOME MONTHS AGO, THERE IS NOTHING THEY GAVE ME I DID NOT TAKE. THE TRUTH IS. GAVE ME SOME EASE AND THEN CAME BACK WITH HARD PAINS. FINALY SOLD MY CAR FOR SURGERY IN MAY. COST ME 350K FOR EVERYTHING. AND HAVE BEEN DOING WELL. IF U HAVE MONEY, GO AND DO SUGERY SO U CAN BREATH, COS IN DE END THAT SAME AMOUNT MAY BE SPENT ON HERBS THAT WILL NOT WORK. GOODLUCK

My brother, the money isn't available right now, but then surgery would be my last resort...
I just need something to calm the pain for now.
Health / Re: Painful Pile, Please Help... by Nateben(m): 4:15pm On Nov 07, 2023
LeoDeKing:
You are most likely suffering from a strangulated Hemorrhoid.

Practise sitz bath.

Disolve a tea spoon of table salt in about 2 litres of warm water inside a bowl. Add disinfectant like dettol. Sit in the bowl for about 30 to 40 minutes.

Do this at least 3 times a day, it will help you.
Thanks a million..

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Health / Re: Painful Pile, Please Help... by Nateben(m): 3:30pm On Nov 07, 2023
Nateben:
Please my people, what over the counter drug can I get to send this pile away?
I'm really in pains, can't sit at all talk more of sitting for long, and any wrong move I make, it will start bleeding, the pain is excruciating... Please help a brother.
Please if this topic has been treated, someone should tag me to it please, it's urgent...
Health / Painful Pile, Please Help... by Nateben(m): 3:21pm On Nov 07, 2023
Please my people, what over the counter drug can I get to send this pile away?
I'm really in pains, can't sit at all talk more of sitting for long, and any wrong move I make, it will start bleeding, the pain is excruciating... Please help a brother.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Ukraine War And The Lies Of The Media. by Nateben(m): 4:38pm On Mar 08, 2022
Nateben:
The media is hell bent on making people dislike Russia for the invasion, watch this and advice yourself...
... Nairaland has refused to upload my video, don't know why.
Foreign Affairs / Ukraine War And The Lies Of The Media. by Nateben(m): 4:26pm On Mar 08, 2022
The media is hell bent on making people dislike Russia for the invasion, watch this and advice yourself...
Career / Re: Truck Driving....... by Nateben(m): 8:38am On Jul 31, 2021
For those asking me to help, please if you're in Lagos, you can take your original driving licence to Micura's office, I don't know if this is the right or normal process, but this was how I was directed to the office, of course by someone of top rank in the company, but just try your luck.
Their company address is - 25 Warehouse Road Apapa Lagos. Go with your original driving licence and tell the receptionist that you're there for driving job, that you went to APMT and they directed you to their office. I believe you'll be attended to.
Good luck to all of us.
Career / Truck Driving....... by Nateben(m): 5:01pm On Jul 30, 2021
This post is in respect and response to the previous post by one of us who went into truck driving after much struggle.
I myself, I'm a truck driver, but in a different kind of way, but before that, I worked with Citigroup.
I don't want to bore anyone with long story on how I got to start driving truck, but someone I know introduced me to a man who trains and employ truck drivers for a big shipping company at Apapa Wharf, all their trucks are air conditioned and automatic, and we don't drive out of the terminal, our only job is to load from the vessel and take to the yard, or load from yard to the vessel when we're loading export, that's basically our job and the pay is above 100k, with full medical insurance and pension, we eat 2 times per day, and it's 4 star rated meals. And one great thing about the driving is, after 6 months, you'll get a certificate which will enable you drive TT (Terminal Truck) all over the world because they're all the same and model.
We have many terminals at Apapa Lagos that are currently recruiting drivers and container crane operators, please do well to check and apply.
Again, ladies are also driving the TT, I have nothing less than 9 female colleagues at the moment.
God bless us all.

NB... I do not have contacts or can give jobs, I just started myself, but you guys can browse/google Micura services Ltd or APM Terminals apapa.

God bless.....
Romance / Re: I'm In Need Of A Man In Diaspora by Nateben(m): 5:25pm On Jul 26, 2018
I don't stay in diaspora, but, I'm worth it all.

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Romance / Re: Naval Officer Kneels On The Street, Proposes To Girlfriend In Matching Outfit by Nateben(m): 2:30pm On Jun 17, 2018
I keep hearing about feminism and feminists, and their numbers grow by the day, so I want to propose "masculinism and masculine" protest and awareness..
To support equality, where girls propose to men, pay groom price, build family houses in the man's village and pay half the wedding expenses...... Our mumu don done seriously, let's rise up and protest.

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Health / Re: Solving Premature Ejaculation by Nateben(m): 2:15pm On Jun 17, 2018
Please, I'm not even trying to brag, but it takes me nothing less than 25 minutes to cum, and when I do, I still stand rock hard, I have never smoked in my life and I don't use sex enhancing drugs.... Please, am I normal?

I'm asking because most of my friends have never experienced this, and I'm in my earliest 30s.

Thanks.
Crime / Re: Man Alerts Nigerians Of The Shocking New Pattern SARS Now Use To Operate (pics by Nateben(m): 3:47pm On Jun 08, 2018
I am really not proud of this Country right now, I swear..... Impunity all around.


God please, help us divide this shithole.
Crime / Re: #EndSARS:Another Trick Used To Implicate People By Police by Nateben(m): 3:39pm On Jun 08, 2018
................Before before, the real criminals are the ones who try to bribe the police from doing their job, but sadly today, the criminals are the innocent citizens who have nothing to offer to these good for nothing men with guns............... 50% of people in Sars custody are innocent...................

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Politics / Re: Shocking Revelation: Real Reason Buhari Is After Saraki by Nateben(m): 3:29pm On Jun 08, 2018
..........Maybe my comment won't be important for the majority of people here, some of you will ignore it, most of you won't bother to read and it'll go unnoticed along with other important comments here, or maybe I'll be criticized for this, but I just want to let y'all know that Buhari is a terrorist and a bigot.............

Politics / Re: BREAKING: Obasanjo Raises Alarm, Accuses Buhari Of Plotting His Arrest On False by Nateben(m): 3:23pm On Jun 08, 2018
..........Maybe my comment won't be important for the majority of people here, some of you will ignore it, most of you won't bother to read and it'll go unnoticed along with other important comments here, or maybe I'll be criticized for this, but I just want to let y'all know that Buhari is a terrorist and a bigot.............

Celebrities / Re: Anthony Bourdain, A CNN Presenter Commits Suicide (photo) by Nateben(m): 3:20pm On Jun 08, 2018
........ Uwa ezu oke.
Politics / Re: Obasanjo: "Buhari Planning To Frame Me Up & To Seize My International Passport" by Nateben(m): 3:19pm On Jun 08, 2018
..............Maybe my comment won't be important for the majority of people here, some of you will ignore it, most of you won't bother to read and it'll go unnoticed along with other important comments here, or maybe I'll be criticized for this, but I just want to let y'all know that Buhari is a terrorist and a bigot.............

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Romance / Re: My Ritualist Friend Just Died...... by Nateben(m): 10:37pm On Jun 03, 2018
For what it's worth, I know the guy in question, not from sec school though but in esut, he was studying psychology before cult war chased him to God knows where, then he sent me a request on Facebook onetime, but then, he told me he was in Indonesia, we talked through messenger and all that.
The last time we spoke, he told me he requested to build a Cathedral for their village Anglican church, but they tuned him down, asking him to give it to the motherless homes. Did I mention that he has a house at Banana Island, with a jetty?

He didn't tell me about the ritual stuff, but I don't doubt it one bit, God rest his soul.

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Romance / Re: My Ritualist Friend Just Died...... by Nateben(m): 2:55pm On Jun 03, 2018
Hoddor:


Wow, that's correct, but I would have preferred if you didn't use his real name, just Daga would have been enough...

I guess you know him?

I swear to God I spoke with him last two weeks on messenger call, I saw the same post with his picture on Facebook, he told me he will come back by months end, that he plans to go and watch world cup in Russia from Nigeria. See I just sent you email, please let's talk from there.

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Romance / Re: My Ritualist Friend Just Died...... by Nateben(m): 2:44pm On Jun 03, 2018
Op, I don't know who you are or interested in knowing you, but I have a question please.......

Is the guys name Ejike (Daga) from Enugu state?

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Career / Re: Meet Ruqayya Suleiman The First Female Pilot From Katsina State - Picture by Nateben(m): 11:08am On May 01, 2018
Lord, please help me become one, I'll forever praise You.........

Being a Pilot, state of mind........


Amen.

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Career / Re: Meet Ruqayya Suleiman The First Female Pilot From Katsina State - Picture by Nateben(m): 11:07am On May 01, 2018
Lord, please help me become one, I'll forever praise You.........



Amen.

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Romance / Re: Men Rules That Every Woman Needs To Know And Observe. by Nateben(m): 7:42pm On Apr 19, 2018
lilmax:
I live on 1 and 4 all day everyday

women are complicated to who they want to be complicated with

women are very simple

Please bro, enlighten us..
Romance / Re: Men Rules That Every Woman Needs To Know And Observe. by Nateben(m): 6:00pm On Apr 19, 2018
mikejj:
grin grin Weldon sir they should come to you with problems abi...woo ok.Samantha will soon locate you

Lol, you know the kin problem I mean nah grin
Romance / Men Rules That Every Woman Needs To Know And Observe. by Nateben(m): 5:39pm On Apr 19, 2018
IMPORTANT MEN RULES THAT EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW......

1. Men are not mind readers.

2. Learn to work the toilet seat, you are a big girl, if it's up, put it down. You don't hear us complaining when you leave it down.

3. Crying is blackmail, simple.

4. Ask for what it is you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work for men. Strong hints do not work. Obvious hints do not work either. Just SAY IT.

5. Yes or No are the only acceptable answer to almost every question we ask.

6. Come to us with problem only if you want help solving it, that's why you have us. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

7. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.

8. If you think you are fat, you probably are. Don't put us in trouble by asking.

9. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, just know that we definitely meant the other one.

10. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know how best to do it, then do it yourself.

11. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to during commercials, not when the match is at play.

12. All we know are colors. Peach for example is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve and other things are.

13. If asked what is wrong, and you say Nothing, we act like nothing is wrong, even though we know you're lying, because it's just not worth the trouble.

14. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.

15. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you decide to wear is perfect on you... We swear.

16. Don't ask us what we are thinking about, unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as football, bet9ja and politics.

17. Yes! You have enough clothes.

18. Yes! Your clothes are many.

19. Yes! I'm in shape. Round is a shape you know.

20. No! You can't ask me to recharge your line just because I'm try to get to know you.

21. Yes! Every man observes and appreciates a fine and shapy lady. But you are the chosen one, remember that.

22. Thanks for your understanding.



Tankio.

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Politics / Re: Boko Haram: The Moment A Mother Saw Her Kids For The First Time After 3 Years by Nateben(m): 11:01am On Feb 28, 2017
Nice

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Celebrities / Re: Anita Joseph Rocks A Tight Fitting Dress. Fans React by Nateben(m): 10:59am On Feb 28, 2017
Please, let's stop making stupid people famous.....
Just my opinion...

TV/Movies / Re: TTT's Wife And Kids On Their Daughter's Birthday On Saturday (Photos) by Nateben(m): 10:39am On Feb 28, 2017
Please, for God's sake the mod who always bring BBN news to front page should be banned, what rubbish......

If you love BBN, please by all means read it yourself and don't force it down our throats.... Please.

Politics / Re: Osibanjo - The TRUE BEAUTY Of APC by Nateben(m): 3:12pm On Feb 26, 2017
We should change the name of NL to "Game of Tribes"
You can't even post or comment, without someone from somewhere challenging your opinion or turning it into tribal war....

Well, I have something to tell you guys.............

Politics / Re: Nigeria To Issue UN Passport To Persons At Risk Of Being ‘stateless’ by Nateben(m): 3:06pm On Feb 26, 2017
So, giving them a UN passport will solve their problem of statelessness, or is this another avenue to loot the country?

Kuku use that money to maintain, feed and empower IDP's for them to take care of themselves, so there will be space at the camp, to bring those ones back and give them a future in this country........ This clueless govt, always running away from responsibilities..... God help us.

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