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Bornboy4:
Use herbs.

What herb please, and where can I buy it?

nsese:
MY G, IF IT IS HEM. LET NO ONE LIE TO U. THERE MAY BE HERBAL REMEDIES BUT HOW SURE ARE U. I SUFFERD FROM THAT THING SOME MONTHS AGO, THERE IS NOTHING THEY GAVE ME I DID NOT TAKE. THE TRUTH IS. GAVE ME SOME EASE AND THEN CAME BACK WITH HARD PAINS. FINALY SOLD MY CAR FOR SURGERY IN MAY. COST ME 350K FOR EVERYTHING. AND HAVE BEEN DOING WELL. IF U HAVE MONEY, GO AND DO SUGERY SO U CAN BREATH, COS IN DE END THAT SAME AMOUNT MAY BE SPENT ON HERBS THAT WILL NOT WORK. GOODLUCK

My brother, the money isn't available right now, but then surgery would be my last resort...
I just need something to calm the pain for now.

LeoDeKing:
You are most likely suffering from a strangulated Hemorrhoid.

Practise sitz bath.

Disolve a tea spoon of table salt in about 2 litres of warm water inside a bowl. Add disinfectant like dettol. Sit in the bowl for about 30 to 40 minutes.

Do this at least 3 times a day, it will help you.

Thanks a million..

Nateben:
Please my people, what over the counter drug can I get to send this pile away?
I'm really in pains, can't sit at all talk more of sitting for long, and any wrong move I make, it will start bleeding, the pain is excruciating... Please help a brother.

Please if this topic has been treated, someone should tag me to it please, it's urgent...

Please my people, what over the counter drug can I get to send this pile away?
I'm really in pains, can't sit at all talk more of sitting for long, and any wrong move I make, it will start bleeding, the pain is excruciating... Please help a brother.

Nateben:
The media is hell bent on making people dislike Russia for the invasion, watch this and advice yourself...

... Nairaland has refused to upload my video, don't know why.

The media is hell bent on making people dislike Russia for the invasion, watch this and advice yourself...

For those asking me to help, please if you're in Lagos, you can take your original driving licence to Micura's office, I don't know if this is the right or normal process, but this was how I was directed to the office, of course by someone of top rank in the company, but just try your luck.
Their company address is - 25 Warehouse Road Apapa Lagos. Go with your original driving licence and tell the receptionist that you're there for driving job, that you went to APMT and they directed you to their office. I believe you'll be attended to.
Good luck to all of us.

This post is in respect and response to the previous post by one of us who went into truck driving after much struggle.
I myself, I'm a truck driver, but in a different kind of way, but before that, I worked with Citigroup.
I don't want to bore anyone with long story on how I got to start driving truck, but someone I know introduced me to a man who trains and employ truck drivers for a big shipping company at Apapa Wharf, all their trucks are air conditioned and automatic, and we don't drive out of the terminal, our only job is to load from the vessel and take to the yard, or load from yard to the vessel when we're loading export, that's basically our job and the pay is above 100k, with full medical insurance and pension, we eat 2 times per day, and it's 4 star rated meals. And one great thing about the driving is, after 6 months, you'll get a certificate which will enable you drive TT (Terminal Truck) all over the world because they're all the same and model.
We have many terminals at Apapa Lagos that are currently recruiting drivers and container crane operators, please do well to check and apply.
Again, ladies are also driving the TT, I have nothing less than 9 female colleagues at the moment.
God bless us all.

NB... I do not have contacts or can give jobs, I just started myself, but you guys can browse/google Micura services Ltd or APM Terminals apapa.

God bless.....

I don't stay in diaspora, but, I'm worth it all.

I keep hearing about feminism and feminists, and their numbers grow by the day, so I want to propose "masculinism and masculine" protest and awareness..
To support equality, where girls propose to men, pay groom price, build family houses in the man's village and pay half the wedding expenses...... Our mumu don done seriously, let's rise up and protest.

Please, I'm not even trying to brag, but it takes me nothing less than 25 minutes to cum, and when I do, I still stand rock hard, I have never smoked in my life and I don't use sex enhancing drugs.... Please, am I normal?

I'm asking because most of my friends have never experienced this, and I'm in my earliest 30s.

Thanks.

I am really not proud of this Country right now, I swear..... Impunity all around.


God please, help us divide this shithole.

................Before before, the real criminals are the ones who try to bribe the police from doing their job, but sadly today, the criminals are the innocent citizens who have nothing to offer to these good for nothing men with guns............... 50% of people in Sars custody are innocent...................

..........Maybe my comment won't be important for the majority of people here, some of you will ignore it, most of you won't bother to read and it'll go unnoticed along with other important comments here, or maybe I'll be criticized for this, but I just want to let y'all know that Buhari is a terrorist and a bigot.............

..........Maybe my comment won't be important for the majority of people here, some of you will ignore it, most of you won't bother to read and it'll go unnoticed along with other important comments here, or maybe I'll be criticized for this, but I just want to let y'all know that Buhari is a terrorist and a bigot.............

........ Uwa ezu oke.

..............Maybe my comment won't be important for the majority of people here, some of you will ignore it, most of you won't bother to read and it'll go unnoticed along with other important comments here, or maybe I'll be criticized for this, but I just want to let y'all know that Buhari is a terrorist and a bigot.............

For what it's worth, I know the guy in question, not from sec school though but in esut, he was studying psychology before cult war chased him to God knows where, then he sent me a request on Facebook onetime, but then, he told me he was in Indonesia, we talked through messenger and all that.
The last time we spoke, he told me he requested to build a Cathedral for their village Anglican church, but they tuned him down, asking him to give it to the motherless homes. Did I mention that he has a house at Banana Island, with a jetty?

He didn't tell me about the ritual stuff, but I don't doubt it one bit, God rest his soul.

Hoddor:
Wow, that's correct, but I would have preferred if you didn't use his real name, just Daga would have been enough...

I guess you know him?

I swear to God I spoke with him last two weeks on messenger call, I saw the same post with his picture on Facebook, he told me he will come back by months end, that he plans to go and watch world cup in Russia from Nigeria. See I just sent you email, please let's talk from there.

Op, I don't know who you are or interested in knowing you, but I have a question please.......

Is the guys name Ejike (Daga) from Enugu state?

Lord, please help me become one, I'll forever praise You.........

Being a Pilot, state of mind........


Amen.

Lord, please help me become one, I'll forever praise You.........



Amen.

lilmax:
I live on 1 and 4 all day everyday

women are complicated to who they want to be complicated with

women are very simple

Please bro, enlighten us..

mikejj:
Weldon sir they should come to you with problems abi...woo ok.Samantha will soon locate you

Lol, you know the kin problem I mean nah

IMPORTANT MEN RULES THAT EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW......

1. Men are not mind readers.

2. Learn to work the toilet seat, you are a big girl, if it's up, put it down. You don't hear us complaining when you leave it down.

3. Crying is blackmail, simple.

4. Ask for what it is you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work for men. Strong hints do not work. Obvious hints do not work either. Just SAY IT.

5. Yes or No are the only acceptable answer to almost every question we ask.

6. Come to us with problem only if you want help solving it, that's why you have us. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

7. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.

8. If you think you are fat, you probably are. Don't put us in trouble by asking.

9. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, just know that we definitely meant the other one.

10. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know how best to do it, then do it yourself.

11. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to during commercials, not when the match is at play.

12. All we know are colors. Peach for example is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve and other things are.

13. If asked what is wrong, and you say Nothing, we act like nothing is wrong, even though we know you're lying, because it's just not worth the trouble.

14. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.

15. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you decide to wear is perfect on you... We swear.

16. Don't ask us what we are thinking about, unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as football, bet9ja and politics.

17. Yes! You have enough clothes.

18. Yes! Your clothes are many.

19. Yes! I'm in shape. Round is a shape you know.

20. No! You can't ask me to recharge your line just because I'm try to get to know you.

21. Yes! Every man observes and appreciates a fine and shapy lady. But you are the chosen one, remember that.

22. Thanks for your understanding.



Tankio.

Nice

Please, let's stop making stupid people famous.....
Just my opinion...

Please, for God's sake the mod who always bring BBN news to front page should be banned, what rubbish......

If you love BBN, please by all means read it yourself and don't force it down our throats.... Please.

We should change the name of NL to "Game of Tribes"
You can't even post or comment, without someone from somewhere challenging your opinion or turning it into tribal war....

Well, I have something to tell you guys.............

So, giving them a UN passport will solve their problem of statelessness, or is this another avenue to loot the country?

Kuku use that money to maintain, feed and empower IDP's for them to take care of themselves, so there will be space at the camp, to bring those ones back and give them a future in this country........ This clueless govt, always running away from responsibilities..... God help us.