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It's easy to tell them off but guys, you'll learn to appreciate musical talents and efforts when u go to a studio, sing yur lungs out, pay dearly for studio time, mixn mastering etc, and then try to make your song trend even if it's only on twitter...lol.. una nefa chi chumtin..dey dia dey call dem wack..*sips zobo*

uzobaby:
Is this your first time of seeing a man on wheel chair? Apart from Fayose every other nah scammmm

My dear, you're still in dreamland if you think Fayose is exempted..he's the king of theatrics! Lol

kozmicity:
*puts tail in between my legs...runs from thread*
Curse ye mortal...I'll Be back
!!!

Lwkmd!

vikstandon:
I read one of ur post with the headline '[color=#000000]I feel I am punished by a supreme force...you felt depressed[/color]'.
Hello dear, you are really the one engineering ur problem and predicament... The reason been that you saw light but have solemnly sworn to remain in the dark.
You have seen HELP but have decided not to be HELPED.
Some demonic influence is contending for ur life...And each time u are closer to the light, they tend to discourage you with the thought in ur heart that later manifest itself in ur write-ups.
You are suffering for lack of wisdom, you are perishing for lacking knowledge... Knowledge of what ur problem is, wisdom of how to access ur divine HELP.
May I bring to ur Notice that what you need is JESUS CHRIST...That is what would give u that savour ur life needs, I see ur life lacks direction, but you really desire direction...you really ain't a joyful type, but you can't understand what makes you unhappy.
You are closer to ur HELPER but thou Knowest it not...I bring you LOVE from the throne of GRACE. For God so love you that HE has given YOU JESUS CHRIST his SON, so that just by believing in HIM, you would not PERISH but have EVERLASTING LIFE, what a wonderful love.

Please ACCEPT JESUS TODAY...THEN YOUR LIFE WILL RECEIVE A MEANING.

A thousand likes for your post and God bless you immensely for reaching out to that poor soul. I join you in prayers, asking the heavenly Father to shine His light into the hearts of all these ones doubting the awesome power of Jehovah! Like Saul persecuted Christ in blindness before his encounter, let the veils upon their hearts be lifted up in Jesus name, amen! God bless you all.

deepwater:
Kai
If only these people are aware that an average ikwerre man for P town no even require their services.

If you see how papa Amadi for Rumuola dey use him big toe for him right leg dey draw the house plan for ground to the understanding of oga chinda his bricklayer eh.

All you keep hearing as his big toe penetrates the warm soil is, chinda, bathroom go dey here, kitchen go dey here, no put toilet, them go dey share toilet with this compound, make the room 2by2, make the window no block obiri nwaulu door oo

Lol. The Port Harcourt blues.

Reminds me of FRSC and VIO tussle when issuing licenses. Either let higher authorities wade in or settle yourselves in court. Smh.

mofeoluwadassah:
ariwo koni music....never knew all these artist also crave 4 attention so much

Attention gets them paid; translates to bank alerts! Lol.

sukkot:
OK bros we will wait for ya thread on nairaland when ya wife haf poured hot water on you because you refuse to buy her house in lekki or you lost your job and cant afford to buy her luxuries again

Thank God you will still be on nairaland WAITING for that to happen while I'm out there conquering my world. Are you ready to take my order, waiter?

sukkot:
this wedding thing sef. hmmm. voluntary confinement into prison lol

Glad you added "Lol" at the end..cos it's better to swallow your opinion as a joke. (LOL).

08032354875

Evaberry:
...


People are talking and this porn star is also talking
if not for that old ugly wrinkled white man u married you wouldn't have had the mouth to say this nonsense.

maheedaft is a big example of a white man slave.

Lmao

WotzupNG:
https://twitter.com/wizkidayo/status/882913499244048388
https://twitter.com/wizkidayo/status/882925837154168832


Wow! The beef between Wizkid and Davido seems to be getting more interesting as Tekno has become the new ingredient in the barbecue.

http://wotzup.ng/ducks-dont-play-where-lions-play-wizkid-throws-another-shade/

Brown14:
everyone in the music industry is having animal names e g Davido=frog...now Tekno=duck...

Bros you funny die...your observations enh.

blueseacats:
That's what I call slay princess.

Or slay scientist aka Mrs. Mungo Park.

banzuz:
2019 loading.... Sai Atiku

Atiku Baba slowly ingratiating himself into our consciousness... badt guy. Where's that denzel Washington meme that says "ma nigga"?

Beef is good for the industry... "are you not entertained?!"

Showie84:
It is because of buffoons and imbeciles like u that this country will not make any kind of progress. Don't hide behind the anonymity of social media to insult those you disagree with. Counter her statements with well thought out arguments, not rambling like an inebriated lunatic.

Been searching for the commenter who'd respond best to that 'inebriated lunatic' and boy did you finish him off..just how I would've gone about it. Thank you sir! Cheers.

superior1:
Obesity

Drop the weight and reduce the snoring

True, that works a lot...but I assure you, I know a couple of "slim" peeps who still snore.

AuroraB:
Man with butts Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwww

They should be flat abi?

eleojo23:
*A New Metal is added to Chemistry:*

Name: Woman
Symbol: Wm
Atomic mass: Light when first found... tends to get heavier over the years with time.

*Physical Properties :*
- Boils at any time
- Can freeze at any time
- Melts if treated with love
- Very Bitter if Mishandled

*Chemical Properties :*
- Very Reactive
- Highly Unstable
- Possesses Strong Affinity towards Gold, Silver, Diamond, Platinum, Credit cards, Debit cards & Cheque books
- Money Reducing Agent

*Occurrence :*
Mostly found in front of the Mirror.

It's highly flammable when mixed with in-laws.

It has mixed properties when seated with parents.

Woe unto you if she sees you with any element similar to itself!

Please circulate to all scientists

Loooool

CrescentMoon:
How do the poor tackle medical problems in this hellhole of a country?

Lalasticlala, please help me move this to fp.

I make bold to say that your problem stems MAINLY from the way you think about yourself and "sickly" condition. How can you, for instance, categorize yourself as "the poor" in a "hellhole" country. Just goes to show the way you view situations. Please begin to reorientate your idiosyncrasy. I have a solution for you but this isn't the platform..and no I'm not an occult practitioner, but an ardent follower of Christ.

ojun50:
That woman is jst showing she enjoy big nd long size

Dude..too much porn is dangerous to your thoughts.. lol..easy.

madgoat:
Then we will soon see graphic pictures of u on nairaland

Lol...you be reaaal madgoat I swear..

cumbak60:
Yes, I’m an advocate of a separate country for Ndi’gbo, but I abhor the pact and propagandist approach of IPOB.

I'm following you, but maybe proffer a solution or alternate approach to achieving such a lofty goal, abi?

centoke30:
Waiting for Igbos in the north to come bk to the east so that I will quietly go bk there(north) and apply for d jobs d left there...

Chaii.. smh

Hmmmm

lilytender:
How much did you get out of the billions of naira looted? If you got some, then congratulations and happy spending. If however you got none, then I think you need brain examination. Mama Piss has $21 million in Skye Bank, Andrew Yakubu kept $9.8 million in his village home, Diezaini does not know how much she owns, Aluko is fuccking American super models and buying houses all over Europe and America with your money and my money while you are trolling the net, yet you love your oppressor. Definitely, your village witches are playing with your medulla.

Baba no blame am..this recession no get mate..e dey cause massive brain damage!

Evaberry:
No MA I'm very depressed and sad and seeking validation and life essence through mentions on NL.. it makes me happy when I see the mention makes me feel someone still remember me and knows I'm alive. I'm alone and lonely.

I'm not trying to be sarcastic, its the truth

Lol. There you go then, take it. We sympathize with you on your abhorrent malady.

yaqq:
kai, which kin controversy person be ds? u say u re waiting for ur husband to enjoy u nd @ the same time u know say 90% mark u get for nacking! na with holy spirit u straff? ok continue

Abeg no involve Holy Spirit for this matter o..if you like yasef! Hian.

Lol

NtoAkwaIbom:
mehn the creativity here is just top notch.
na d Dragon with the db necklace and the torn db banner dey kill me.

I love creativity.. I love this art.. but to talk tru I no dey too too like him song sha.

I tire.

Alitair:
You made a joke and explained it. You are wonderful!

ashjay001:
To those that have reading phobia- bibliophobia;

Oshio-Baba, as gov, went out of his way to behave like a decent human. And, over d years(5yrs), he has been consistent in keeping to his promise of adopting a brilliant, visually handicapped teen.

Quite touching n inspirational.

Nice one; well summarized, thou faithful seke.