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Just received a mail and text msg for interview. Anyone else? |
olybehkhy:have u guys finished? |
yk39:Got the same text as you? Any idea of the salary scale? |
yk39:Received a text msg similar like yours too. But dunno if the salary is worth it? Any idea please of what a primary school in lekki can pay? |
Has anyone heard anything from starling school? |
lawunmmie:@lawummie Did u get a success mail from starling school cuz I also took their assessment test. |
What is the company into? |
Bless me father for I have sinned. My last confession was two days ago. Father, I am an entertainer and I have been lying to my fans for many years. Really? Tell me about these lies my son. Father,where do I start from? The lies are so many that I don’t know where to start. Go ahead son, you start from anywhere, the Lord is listening. Father, I lied that I was signed by a foreign record label. I also lied that I am a brand ambassador of one of the telecommunication firms. Whereas I was only paid to make the jingle and later feature on the TV commercial. I also lied to the public that my album sold six million copies. My son, why all these lies? Father, I am not the only liar in the industry. We are all liars. Lying is part of the job’s description. Are you serious? Yes father, I am being very frank with you. My lies are even mild compared to some of my colleagues. Imagine one female artist lying that she was a backup singer for Mary J Blige. How can she be a backup singer for such an international star and nobody saw any pictures or videos. Normally as an entertainer such materials could have been used to promote her brand. She also lied that she wrote a song for Fantasia that won a grammy. As I am confessing to you, nobody knows the title of the song. There’s no credit to her on Fantasia’s catalog. A Nigerian singer said all these? Yes father. Her own lies are even small sef. Another female singer lied that Beyonce’s father was her manager while she was in the US. No you must be joking! Haba Father, can I be lying to you during confession? My son, as a reverend father in this parish, I have seen so many strange things. When a man is possessed by the devil there’s nothing beyond him. And from what you have been saying, there is absolutely nothing beyond you entertainers. But go on, tell God more of these lies of yours. I have lied about buying houses in Lekki and other parts of Lagos. But I thank God that till today no one has thought of looking up these properties at the ministry of lands otherwise I would have been caught pants down. Are you listening father? Yes go on son, the Lord is also listening. Ok, I have been bribing radio presenters for a long time to play my songs. There is this veteran presenter on the island that collects a million naira and two bottles of Jack Daniels and Black label and one box of cuban cigar from me. He also collects hampers and makes you promise to buy him a cake on his birthday. You mean he collects all these just to play a song? Yes father that’s what he charges. Jesus Christ of Nazareth, what about those musicians who can’t afford to give him these things? Haa! If you can’t afford it, then your songs won’t be played no matter how good they are. But why haven’t you musicians come together and fight people like him? And also, why do you keep bribing them? Is it not the same bribery and corruption you people are always accusing the Nigerian police of? Yes father I totally agree, we are no different from the police. But how can we unite and fight this corruption when Nigerian artists are lily-livered. They all pay these guys and go back grumbling in their bedrooms. And whoever decides to speak up on their behalf will be insulted by the same people he’s fighting for. They will accuse you of trying to make things difficult for them. This is really terrible. Yes father it is really terrible. Ok what other confessions do you have for the Lord? But Father, do you think the Lord can forgive me of all these sins? Don’t you worry yourself about that, we will pray to Saint Anthony of Padua to intercede for you. Thank you father. Now let me go on. Most times when I see that a song of a particular artist is gaining more popularity than mine, I call on my guys at the radio stations to stop playing it. And do you also pay for this? Of course they won’t lift a finger without money changing hands. But don’t they see that what you requested of them is wickedness. No father it is not wickedness, we actually call it survival. Ok father, what would you say if I told you that most of our awards are lobbied for? And most of the scandalous news you read on blogs are leaked by entertainers to pull down their rivals? I’d say very interesting. Now let me ask you a question father. Do you believe in juju? Boy I am a man of God and you don’t expect me to believe in such. So you mean if I told you that some of us entertainers use juju to excel, would you believe me? Well, I have heard of such allegations, especially with the fuji musicians but these things can’t be substantiated. Why do you think they can’t be substantiated? What would you make of a musician taking a bottle containing local dry gin, 20 naira notes, cowries, corn seeds and alligator pepper into the vocal booth and sipping from it and chanting inaudible things under his breath while singing? I don’t have any answer to that. Just go on with your confession. There are still others waiting to confess their sins. And please can you summarise this confession? Tell me, why do you entertainers indulge in lies and all you have said here today? We entertainers tell so much lies and live fake lives because that’s what Nigerians want. They love lies and they will even call you mumu for speaking the truth. And the journalists are also guilty. Asides from being too lazy, I think they are also scared of some of these entertainers. They rather not investigate anything at all. Even when you tell them a blatant lie, they won’t bother asking questions. Now we have an industry that is built on lies. And from the look of things, it will stay so for a long time. That is all I have to confess father. Your sins have been forgiven my son. Say the fifteen decades of the rosary and abstain from telling lies from now on. Go in peace to love and serve the Lord. Inomine patri et fili et spiritus sancti. Amen |
Adechyno:I received a call also? Dunno why they are interested in state of origin? |
johnbrave: Pls has anyone received invite for final interview at ibadanHave u gotten the invite for interview in ibadan? |
Anyone gone to ibadan for any interview yet? |
okonji4real: try and call them,they are flexible in rescheduling the test.......Bros!, longtime no see! What's up with U? |
Hey folks, Please update the house on any single bit of details abt the IDisco recruitment especially after submission of CV's to a certain email addy! I lost my fones and got no means of contact now. Thanks |
Hehehehe1: hehheeh!.. Dey said u shud send ur cv, u wernt invited to ibadan... Bt it paves d way for ur invitation to ibadan shaWere u invited to ibadan or perhaps sent the msg? |
Anyone received a msg from IDisco? Cuz I received one now. Maybe its just for me. |
poemac: the question wasn't have u been called for an interview on friday.he meant has anyone been called for an interview among those tht wrote their test on fri.pls update dis thread if u wrote yuh test last week fri and have been invited for an interviewI guess I understood the english he spoke. I am not mistaken, I did my test friday 1:30pm and had an interview today. |
chidiidika: Sorry,, wetin u come get finally?I got 32 which is the 5th in the senatorial district. Well, I say kudos to those that passed! Go make Ebonyi State proud! |
Hydy: pls has any Friday candidate got interview invite yet?Yea! Friday 1:30pm |
onyibajoe: Updates from Abakaliki pls...Results are being checked at SSS office right now! Woeful result I must say. I am in Lagos bt I sent sm1 to check mine. |
mimilisticMimi: Pls dos that got a call from dem,does the number look like these- 0144....9? Cos I missed this call. Want to be sure its not from idisco.Its an MTN or zain number |
Joy83: When is it coming up?Tuesday 12pm |
Got a call from them by 9:30pm yesterday nite about my interview date! |
Also shortlisted for an interview! |
We dey here! I haven't heard anytin. U? flamesjay: Ebonyians make una show up. Any info? |
Abeg guys which qualification na apply with? |
Still confused insourcing is calling for apptitude test for BSc holders while they normally recruit for OND, NCE and HND. Abeg peeps, what credential did you submit with when the asked us to submit? |
Guys! I missed a certain call. Please confirm this number if this is it: 0902034***8! Thanks |
Got it too! What is your course of study, so we'll see how to prepare. Lemme start first: Met/Mat Engineering |
Evathyst: Got an application 4rm Remfad school @ Idimu Lagos. Plz, does anyone has an idea of wat thr salary scale is? So, dt I'm knw if it's worth going. I'm a Batch C Corp member, currently serving in Cross River State. Though, wil be jetting into Lagos any moment 4rm Wed, stil waiting 4 dt mouth-watering offer which wil be irresistible. # waiting patiently #Anybody know anything about Remfad Schools idimu? Would need any idea on the school also as I have an interview with them too. |
Have anyone heard from Headstart Private School, Isolo and do you know how much they pay? |
Is this vacancy for BSc, HND or OND? |
Any news on Ebonyi State? No SMS from my side. |
