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Jobs/VacanciesRe: Graduate Engineering Jobs At EPCM Engineers Ltd. by naturalmi: 2:13pm On Dec 02, 2014
Just received a mail and text msg for interview. Anyone else?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Meadow Hall Online Assessment Quiz by naturalmi: 11:04am On Nov 25, 2014
olybehkhy:
amen thanks...wen is urs coming up
have u guys finished?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Starling School Lekki Update by naturalmi: 10:53am On Nov 24, 2014
yk39:
Well got a txt from starling school for another interview for tue according to the txt msg I was sent. Was asked to come original copies of my certificates. Any info about what the salary is like? I hope its worth al d stress sha.who else got invites for tuesday?
Got the same text as you? Any idea of the salary scale?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Strictly For Those Interested In Teaching Jobs by naturalmi: 10:42am On Nov 24, 2014
yk39:
Well I was sent a txt msg to come for another intterview on tuesday with my original certifictes. I hope its worth al d stress after al. Do u have any idea of how much der salary is like? Wld appreciate responses.
Received a text msg similar like yours too. But dunno if the salary is worth it? Any idea please of what a primary school in lekki can pay?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Strictly For Those Interested In Teaching Jobs by naturalmi: 6:57am On Nov 22, 2014
Has anyone heard anything from starling school?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Strictly For Those Interested In Teaching Jobs by naturalmi: 4:38pm On Nov 15, 2014
lawunmmie:
LaurelP did u get any feed back from starling school.
@lawummie Did u get a success mail from starling school cuz I also took their assessment test.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Administrators Needed, Lekki, Lagos by naturalmi: 5:56pm On Nov 11, 2014
What is the company into?
Music/RadioA Write Up Titled "Confession" By Ecetera by naturalmi(op): 9:43pm On Oct 18, 2014
Bless me father for I have sinned. My last confession was two days ago. Father, I am an entertainer and I have been lying to my fans for many years. Really? Tell me about these lies my son. Father,where do I start from? The lies are so many that I don’t know where to start. Go ahead son, you start from anywhere, the Lord is listening.
Father, I lied that I was signed by a foreign record label. I also lied that I am a brand ambassador of one of the telecommunication firms. Whereas I was only paid to make the jingle and later feature on the TV commercial. I also lied to the public that my album sold six million copies. My son, why all these lies? Father, I am not the only liar in the industry. We are all liars. Lying is part of the job’s description. Are you serious? Yes father, I am being very frank with you. My lies are even mild compared to some of my colleagues.
Imagine one female artist lying that she was a backup singer for Mary J Blige. How can she be a backup singer for such an international star and nobody saw any pictures or videos. Normally as an entertainer such materials could have been used to promote her brand. She also lied that she wrote a song for Fantasia that won a grammy. As I am confessing to you, nobody knows the title of the song. There’s no credit to her on Fantasia’s catalog. A Nigerian singer said all these? Yes father.
Her own lies are even small sef. Another female singer lied that Beyonce’s father was her manager while she was in the US. No you must be joking! Haba Father, can I be lying to you during confession? My son, as a reverend father in this parish, I have seen so many strange things. When a man is possessed by the devil there’s nothing beyond him. And from what you have been saying, there is absolutely nothing beyond you entertainers. But go on, tell God more of these lies of yours.
I have lied about buying houses in Lekki and other parts of Lagos. But I thank God that till today no one has thought of looking up these properties at the ministry of lands otherwise I would have been caught pants down. Are you listening father? Yes go on son, the Lord is also listening. Ok, I have been bribing radio presenters for a long time to play my songs.
There is this veteran presenter on the island that collects a million naira and two bottles of Jack Daniels and Black label and one box of cuban cigar from me. He also collects hampers and makes you promise to buy him a cake on his birthday. You mean he collects all these just to play a song? Yes father that’s what he charges. Jesus Christ of Nazareth, what about those musicians who can’t afford to give him these things? Haa! If you can’t afford it, then your songs won’t be played no matter how good they are. But why haven’t you musicians come together and fight people like him? And also, why do you keep bribing them? Is it not the same bribery and corruption you people are always accusing the Nigerian police of? Yes father I totally agree, we are no different from the police.
But how can we unite and fight this corruption when Nigerian artists are lily-livered. They all pay these guys and go back grumbling in their bedrooms. And whoever decides to speak up on their behalf will be insulted by the same people he’s fighting for. They will accuse you of trying to make things difficult for them. This is really terrible. Yes father it is really terrible.
Ok what other confessions do you have for the Lord? But Father, do you think the Lord can forgive me of all these sins? Don’t you worry yourself about that, we will pray to Saint Anthony of Padua to intercede for you. Thank you father.
Now let me go on. Most times when I see that a song of a particular artist is gaining more popularity than mine, I call on my guys at the radio stations to stop playing it. And do you also pay for this? Of course they won’t lift a finger without money changing hands. But don’t they see that what you requested of them is wickedness. No father it is not wickedness, we actually call it survival. Ok father, what would you say if I told you that most of our awards are lobbied for? And most of the scandalous news you read on blogs are leaked by entertainers to pull down their rivals? I’d say very interesting.
Now let me ask you a question father. Do you believe in juju? Boy I am a man of God and you don’t expect me to believe in such. So you mean if I told you that some of us entertainers use juju to excel, would you believe me? Well, I have heard of such allegations, especially with the fuji musicians but these things can’t be substantiated. Why do you think they can’t be substantiated? What would you make of a musician taking a bottle containing local dry gin, 20 naira notes, cowries, corn seeds and alligator pepper into the vocal booth and sipping from it and chanting inaudible things under his breath while singing? I don’t have any answer to that. Just go on with your confession. There are still others waiting to confess their sins. And please can you summarise this confession?
Tell me, why do you entertainers indulge in lies and all you have said here today? We entertainers tell so much lies and live fake lives because that’s what Nigerians want. They love lies and they will even call you mumu for speaking the truth. And the journalists are also guilty. Asides from being too lazy, I think they are also scared of some of these entertainers. They rather not investigate anything at all. Even when you tell them a blatant lie, they won’t bother asking questions. Now we have an industry that is built on lies. And from the look of things, it will stay so for a long time. That is all I have to confess father. Your sins have been forgiven my son. Say the fifteen decades of the rosary and abstain from telling lies from now on. Go in peace to love and serve the Lord. Inomine patri et fili et spiritus sancti. Amen
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Who Else Got This Message From Idisco? by naturalmi: 3:40pm On Oct 09, 2014
Adechyno:
Who else got a call from idisco dis afternoon? I was asked my class of degree and state of origin. In preparatn for ibadan interview.
I received a call also? Dunno why they are interested in state of origin?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Ibadan Electricity Distribution Company Receiving Cv by naturalmi: 4:16pm On Oct 03, 2014
johnbrave: Pls has anyone received invite for final interview at ibadanhuh
Have u gotten the invite for interview in ibadan?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Who Else Got This Message From Idisco? by naturalmi: 5:04pm On Sep 29, 2014
Anyone gone to ibadan for any interview yet?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Who Else Got This Message From Idisco? by naturalmi: 5:44pm On Sep 24, 2014
okonji4real: try and call them,they are flexible in rescheduling the test.......
Bros!, longtime no see! What's up with U?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Who Else Got This Message From Idisco? by naturalmi: 9:28am On Sep 24, 2014
Hey folks,
Please update the house on any single bit of details abt the IDisco recruitment especially after submission of CV's to a certain email addy! I lost my fones and got no means of contact now.
Thanks
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Who Else Got This Message From Idisco? by naturalmi: 8:13pm On Sep 22, 2014
Hehehehe1: hehheeh!.. Dey said u shud send ur cv, u wernt invited to ibadan... Bt it paves d way for ur invitation to ibadan sha
Were u invited to ibadan or perhaps sent the msg?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Who Else Got This Message From Idisco? by naturalmi: 5:52pm On Sep 22, 2014
Anyone received a msg from IDisco? Cuz I received one now. Maybe its just for me.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Ibadan Electricity Distribution Company Receiving Cv by naturalmi: 10:29pm On Sep 16, 2014
poemac: the question wasn't have u been called for an interview on friday.he meant has anyone been called for an interview among those tht wrote their test on fri.pls update dis thread if u wrote yuh test last week fri and have been invited for an interview
I guess I understood the english he spoke. I am not mistaken, I did my test friday 1:30pm and had an interview today.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: SSS Cadet Course 28 2014 Recruitment!!! by naturalmi: 5:34pm On Sep 15, 2014
chidiidika: Sorry,, wetin u come get finally?
I got 32 which is the 5th in the senatorial district. Well, I say kudos to those that passed! Go make Ebonyi State proud!
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Ibadan Electricity Distribution Company Receiving Cv by naturalmi: 4:04pm On Sep 15, 2014
Hydy: pls has any Friday candidate got interview invite yet?
Yea! Friday 1:30pm
Jobs/VacanciesRe: SSS Cadet Course 28 2014 Recruitment!!! by naturalmi: 12:38pm On Sep 15, 2014
onyibajoe: Updates from Abakaliki pls...
Results are being checked at SSS office right now! Woeful result I must say. I am in Lagos bt I sent sm1 to check mine.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Who Else Got This Message From Idisco? by naturalmi: 10:32pm On Sep 14, 2014
mimilisticMimi: Pls dos that got a call from dem,does the number look like these- 0144....9? Cos I missed this call. Want to be sure its not from idisco.
Its an MTN or zain number
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Who Else Got This Message From Idisco? by naturalmi: 10:31pm On Sep 14, 2014
Joy83: When is it coming up?
Congrats in advance.

But, what kind of job are they recruiting people for, because this will guide in the aspect of preparation for the interview.
Aptitude test is all about general knowledge while interview is more precise to the job.
Tuesday 12pm
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Who Else Got This Message From Idisco? by naturalmi: 11:17am On Sep 14, 2014
Got a call from them by 9:30pm yesterday nite about my interview date!
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Ibadan Electricity Distribution Company Receiving Cv by naturalmi: 1:52pm On Sep 13, 2014
Also shortlisted for an interview!
Jobs/VacanciesRe: SSS Cadet Course 28 2014 Recruitment!!! by naturalmi: 9:09pm On Sep 12, 2014
We dey here! I haven't heard anytin. U?

flamesjay: Ebonyians make una show up. Any info?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Who Else Got This Message From Insourcing by naturalmi: 11:02pm On Sep 08, 2014
Abeg guys which qualification na apply with?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Test Invite From Insourcing by naturalmi: 10:53pm On Sep 08, 2014
Still confused insourcing is calling for apptitude test for BSc holders while they normally recruit for OND, NCE and HND. Abeg peeps, what credential did you submit with when the asked us to submit?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Ibadan Electricity Distribution Company Receiving Cv by naturalmi: 5:19pm On Sep 06, 2014
Guys! I missed a certain call. Please confirm this number if this is it: 0902034***8! Thanks
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Ibadan Electricity Distribution Company Receiving Cv by naturalmi: 10:36am On Sep 06, 2014
Got it too! What is your course of study, so we'll see how to prepare. Lemme start first: Met/Mat Engineering
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Strictly For Those Interested In Teaching Jobs by naturalmi: 12:38pm On Aug 08, 2014
Evathyst: Got an application 4rm Remfad school @ Idimu Lagos. Plz, does anyone has an idea of wat thr salary scale is? So, dt I'm knw if it's worth going. I'm a Batch C Corp member, currently serving in Cross River State. Though, wil be jetting into Lagos any moment 4rm Wed, stil waiting 4 dt mouth-watering offer which wil be irresistible. # waiting patiently #
Anybody know anything about Remfad Schools idimu? Would need any idea on the school also as I have an interview with them too.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Strictly For Those Interested In Teaching Jobs by naturalmi: 5:53pm On Aug 05, 2014
Have anyone heard from Headstart Private School, Isolo and do you know how much they pay?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Vacancy!!! – Retail Associate Needed For Prl Ibadan & Lagos by naturalmi: 6:35pm On Aug 03, 2014
Is this vacancy for BSc, HND or OND?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: SSS Cadet Course 28 2014 Recruitment!!! by naturalmi: 8:14pm On Jul 19, 2014
Any news on Ebonyi State? No SMS from my side.

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