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Hmm, this is unbelievable.. Womanizers in the house, take note..

Nice one bro.. Keep it coming..

Ralphlauren:
i agree

he must be one in a million

after forgiving their cheating daughter, his MIL still has the audacity to be giving him attitude. SMH !

I'm telling you bro.. The MIL should be very grateful that she has such a nice guy as a son inlaw than misbehaving.. Women sef.. Mtchwww

Once upon a time there was this girl who had four boyfriends.

She loved the 4th boyfriend the most and adorned him with rich robes and treated him to the finest of delicacies. She gave him nothing but the best.

She also loved the 3rd boyfriend very much and was always showing him off to neighboring kingdoms. However, she feared that one day he would leave her for another.

She also loved her 2nd boyfriend. He was her confidant and was always kind, considerate and patient with her. Whenever this girl faced a problem, she could confide in him, and he would help her get through the difficult times.

The girls 1st boyfriend was a very loyal partner and had made great contributions in maintaining her wealth and kingdom. However, she did not love the first boyfriend. Although he loved her deeply, she hardly took notice of him.

One day, the girl fell ill and she knew her time was short. She thought of her luxurious life and wondered, I now have four boyfriends with me, but when I die, I'll be all alone.

Thus, she asked the 4th boyfriend, I loved you the most, endowed you with the finest clothing and showered great care over you. Now that I'm dying, will you follow me and keep me company?'

'No way!', replied the 4th boyfriend, and he walked away without another word.

His answer cut like a sharp knife right into her heart.

The sad girl then asked the 3rd boyfriend, 'I loved you all my life. Now that I'm dying, will you follow me and keep me company?'

'No!', replied the 3rd boyfriend. 'Life is too good! When you die, I'm going to marry someone else!'

Her heart sank and turned cold.

She then asked the 2nd boyfriend, 'I have always turned to you for help and you've always been there for me. When I die, will you follow me and keep me company?'

'I'm sorry, I can't help you out this time!', replied the 2nd boyfriend. 'At the very most, I can only walk with you to your grave.'

His answer struck her like a bolt of lightning, and the girl was devastated.

Then a voice called out: 'I'll go with you. I'll follow you no matter where you go.'

The girl looked up, and there was her first boyfriend. He was very skinny as he suffered from malnutrition and neglect.

Greatly grieved, the girl said, 'I should have taken much better care of you when I had the chance!'

In truth, you have 4 boyfriends in your lives:
Your 4th boyfriend is your body. No matter how much time and effort you lavish in making it look good, it will leave you when you die.

Your 3rd boyfriend is your possessions, status and wealth. When you die, it will all go to others.

Your 2nd boyfriend is your family and friends. No matter how much they have been there for you, the furthest they can stay by you is up to the grave.

And your 1st boyfriend is your Soul, often neglected in pursuit of wealth, power and pleasures of the world. However, your Soul is the only thing that will follow you where ever you go. Cultivate,
strengthen and cherish it now, for it is the only part of you that will follow you to the throne of God and continue with you throughout Eternity.

Thought for the day: Remember, when the world pushes you to your knees, you're in the perfect position to pray.

Share this on to someone you care about.. NATURE

Ok nah..

jnizzle:
Abt 3years ago I went all d way frm lag 2 abraka for 3 gud days, nobody knw where I was a frm d babe I went 2 visit.....under 3days, we did it more dan 50tyme...I lepa cum lag .

Lol.. Ur own sure pass

Sweet..

I date for love and I also believe that we'll end up in marriage.. I don't know about others..

Lol.. Imagine dt

Our aim in life should be
9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 0..

9-glass drinking water.
8-hrs sound sleep.
7-wonders tour with family.
6-days work a week.
5-digit income
4-wheeler.
3-bedroom flat or house
2-cute children.
1-sweetheart.
0-tension!

One Life will never come Again... Live Today.. NATURE

Unstoppable Blues..

agarawu23:
meaningless (no offense)

If you don't know what to say, you shut the Bleep off.. Besides, I didn't post this for people like you to comment, its meant for guys that understand what I mean to share their experience.. (No offense)

I Must Admit, It’s Pretty Good.. NATURE

AT LAST A GUY HAS TAKEN THE TIME TO WRITE THIS ALL DOWN FINALLY, the guys’ side of the story. (I MUST ADMIT, IT’S PRETTY GOOD.)

WE ALWAYS HEAR ‘THE RULES’ FROM THE FEMALE SIDE
NOW HERE ARE THE RULES FROM THE MALE SIDE

THESE ARE OUR RULES!

PLEASE NOTE. THESE ARE ALL NUMBERED #1 ON PURPOSE!

1. MEN ARE NOT MIND READERS.

1. LEARN TO WORK THE TOILET SEAT. YOU’RE A BIG GIRL. IF IT’S UP, PUT IT DOWN. WE NEED IT UP, YOU NEED IT DOWN. YOU DON’T HEAR US COMPLAINING ABOUT YOU LEAVING IT DOWN.

1. CRYING IS BLACKMAIL.

1. ASK FOR WHAT YOU WANT. LET US BE CLEAR ON THIS ONE:

SUBTLE HINTS DO NOT WORK!
STRONG HINTS DO NOT WORK!
OBVIOUS HINTS DO NOT WORK!
JUST SAY IT!

1. YES AND NO ARE PERFECTLY ACCEPTABLE ANSWERS TO ALMOST EVERY QUESTION.

1.. COME TO US WITH A PROBLEM ONLY IF YOU WANT HELP SOLVING IT. THAT’S WHAT WE DO. SYMPATHY IS WHAT YOUR GIRLFRIENDS ARE FOR.

1. ANYTHING WE SAID 6 MONTHS AGO IS INADMISSIBLE IN AN ARGUMENT. IN FACT, ALL COMMENTS BECOME NULL AND VOID AFTER 7 DAYS.

1. IF YOU THINK YOU’RE FAT, YOU PROBABLY ARE. DON’T ASK US.

1. IF SOMETHING WE SAID CAN BE INTERPRETED TWO WAYS AND ONE OF THE WAYS MAKES YOU SAD OR ANGRY, WE MEANT THE OTHER ONE.

1. YOU CAN EITHER ASK US TO DO SOMETHING OR TELL US HOW YOU WANT IT DONE. NOT BOTH.
IF YOU ALREADY KNOW BEST HOW TO DO IT, JUST DO IT YOURSELF.

1. WHENEVER POSSIBLE, PLEASE SAY WHATEVER YOU HAVE TO SAY DURING COMMERCIALS.

1. CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS DID NOT NEED DIRECTIONS AND NEITHER DO WE…

1. ALL MEN SEE IN ONLY 16 COLORS, LIKE WINDOWS DEFAULT SETTINGS..
PEACH, FOR EXAMPLE, IS A FRUIT, NOT A COLOR. PUMPKIN IS ALSO A FRUIT. WE HAVE NO IDEA WHAT MAUVE IS.

1. IF WE ASK WHAT IS WRONG AND YOU SAY ‘NOTHING,’ WE WILL ACT LIKE NOTHING’S WRONG. WE KNOW YOU ARE LYING, BUT IT IS JUST NOT WORTH THE HASSLE.

1. IF YOU ASK A QUESTION YOU DON’T WANT AN ANSWER TO, EXPECT AN ANSWER YOU DON’T WANT TO HEAR..

1. WHEN WE HAVE TO GO SOMEWHERE, ABSOLUTELY ANYTHING YOU WEAR IS FINE…REALLY.

1.. DON’T ASK US WHAT WE’RE THINKING ABOUT UNLESS YOU ARE PREPARED TO DISCUSS SUCH TOPICS AS FOOTBALL OR MOTOR SPORTS.

1. YOU HAVE ENOUGH CLOTHES.

1 .. YOU HAVE TOO MANY SHOES.

1. I AM IN SHAPE. ROUND IS A SHAPE!

1.. THANK YOU FOR READING THIS. YES, I KNOW, I HAVE TO SLEEP ON THE COUCH TONIGHT.. BUT DID YOU KNOW MEN REALLY DON’T MIND THAT? IT’S LIKE CAMPING…

PASS THIS TO AS MANY MEN AS YOU CAN – TO GIVE THEM A LAUGH…

PASS THIS TO AS MANY WOMEN AS YOU CAN – TO GIVE THEM A BIGGER LAUGH, BECAUSE ITS TRUE! NATURE

1. A woman will often smile at his jokes, fidget with an object, pucker her mouth, stumble over words, play with her hair or lean in towards him if she is interested in her date.

2. Avoiding eye contact, faking a smile or not smiling shows that woman is not interested in her date.

3. Try to choose exciting place for a first date, it will increase the chance of other person falling for you. But make sure that it is not dangerous, as there is a definitive link between danger and physical/romantic attraction.

4. Are you waiting for call after two message from your girl, then leave hope. Some studies show that a women in not interested if she don’t return the call after two messages.

5. Always try to maintain eye contact, as it is the primary and powerful tool for attracting a potential date.

6. If your ex came your colleague then leave hopes, as it usually will not work.

7. Women don’t fall in love easily, it will take 14 dates for them to fall in love. Men are more sincere in this fact, it takes just three dates for them.

8. In America, twenty-nine percent had sex on their first date.

9. If you want to start a conversation with a man, try to bring two other friends with you. It makes difficult for man to start conversation with you if you were with your friend, as he doesn’t want the other friend to feel abandoned.

10. Do you know that, Italian food is one of the most popular restaurants for first date.

11. If your man spends less time with you or if he is no longer romantic or tries to start fights then he is about to break up. So observe your man.

12. Wait for two to four days to make a call after meeting, it is the ideal time. But don’t make it longer than four to five days.. NATURE

Wow! Such a lucky guy her man is..

1st - Don't let someone become a priority in your life, when you are just an option in their life. Relationships work best when they are balanced..

2nd - Never explain yourself to anyone. Because the person who likes you doesn't need it and the person who doesn't like you won't believe it..

3rd - When you keep saying you are busy, then you are never free.When you keep saying you have no time, then you will never have time. When you keep saying that you will do it tomorrow, then your tomorrow will never come..

4th - When we wake up in the morning, we have two simple choices. Go back to sleep and dream, or wake up and chase those dreams. Choice is yours..

5th - We make them cry who care for us. We cry for those who never care for us. And we care for those who will never cry for us.This is the truth of life, it's strange but true. Once you realize this, it's never too late to change..

6th - Don't make promises when you are in joy. Don't reply when you are sad. Don't take decision when you are angry.Think twice, act once..

7th - Time is like river. You can't touch the same water twice, because the flow that has passed will never pass again.

"Someone Asked Mr Umeadi: "What is poison ?"
He had given a great answer: "Everything excess in life, is poison".. NATURE

corpROYAL:
@ The poster. thank you for your great contribution. people like you are not common. The people asking you question to upload your bank statement and comparing themselves to late abacha and IBB are those people who have self limitation and negative thinking.

The poster may not have hug account nor bought any house in maitama but the attitude he possess and the knowledge he has will surely make him rich, its all a matter of time. In another way round, is anyone know him in the real time for you to think he is not a rich man.

please permit me to add more to the point you listed above.

1. Invest in people. people you see today can latter turn to become somebody tomorrow. A case study of President Goodluck Jonathan and Former Governor of Balyesa Mr Alarms. you know how this man trusted Mr Jonathan whereas, Mr Jonathan is also a loyal man to him too as a deputy governor then and see now, is now a president. Alh Aminu Tanbuwal outgoing speaker of the fed house rep. her sister husband was one time a senator and he decided to help him and gave him an appointment under him as one of his aid from there Mr Aminu contested in his constituency for fed house of rep and he won, he later became a speaker from speaker he contested for governorship with the same man ((her sister husband) that helped him before. They both contested for the same governorship seat they are from same local government called Tanbuwal and now the man lost to Hon Aminu Tanbuwal. To be frank the seat are still for two of them it all depend on their understanding as the man cannot need any help or contract from governor without getting it due to their relationship and the help the man has rendered for him before.

2. Don't underrate anyone. no one knows what tomorrow may bring his way.

3. Be humble. when you are humble. God himself will bring you up. that position you are today that you feel proud that you cannot even help your colleague not to talk of friends, can latter turn around. God can turn table are remember he has all position and wealth and he give it to whosoever deserve, don't forget someone was there before you and you will surely leave it for someone you don't even know.

4. Attitude. your attitude can make you or destroy you. good attitude will make you.

5. Be focus and consistence: a case study of our president elect GMB

6. Love God and be prayerful

7. Dream high: be ready to work your way to achieve your dreams in life.

8. Be a giver: this is most very important key for wealth after you have love God and pray. you need to give because giver never lack. Give most especially to your both parent. you will not only be bless by their prayer but you will have a long life according to the Bible.

9. Have a role model. wise men use to say, follow the track of fortunate man in life and you shall be fortunate in life.

10. Design your style. many people of now are days copy right from school, exams and it has been their lifestyle. you need to design your life. stop copying people. if those people fail to develop their own style what will you be copying today. develop your own concept and ideas. be innovative in life.

Thanks alot dear, I learnt something from you also..

Samiceman:
FTC.... Op abeg edit ya post joor... This thread 'fit' reach promised land
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BTW, what is even romantic about this thread?

I don't care weather its romantic or not, I just posted it where people will see it and learn something from it.. No offense please..

1. Do U know why God did not give Us the Gift to Read Other's Mind ?
So that, We could have the Chances to 'TRUST' & Privilege to be 'TRUSTED'

2. As long as We do not Forgive People who have Hurt Us, They Occupy a 'RENT-FREE-SPACE' in our Mind.

3. Always keep Hoping for Good.
Keep a Green Tree in Ur Heart.
The Singing Birds will Automatically come.

4. If U Walk the Way guided by Humans, U will find a Hopeless End. BUT If U will Walk the Way guided by GOD, U will find Endless Hopes & Opportunities.

5. GOD always likes to know again & again what U want. It is not that He Forgets Ur
Dreams & Prayers, But He Loves to Check Ur Passion towards Ur Desire.
That is why He wants U to have Ur 'QUIET TIME' which We call as 'PRAYER TIME' with Him everyday.

6. Empty Pockets Teach Millons of Things in Life. BUT Full Pockets Spoil Us in Million Ways.

7. TRUST is like a Sticker. Once it is Removed, it may Stick again, but not as Strong as it Holds when U First Applied.

8. Always take Care of RELATIONS. Thats why they say, when U are in Doubt, 'SILENCE' is the Best Policy.

9. Never Win People with Arguments. rather Defeat Them with Ur Smile. Because People who always Wish to Argue with U, cannot Bear Ur SILENCE.

10. If a Drop of Water falls on a Lake, its Identity is Lost. BUT If a Drop of Water falls on a Lotus Leaf, it Shines like a Pearl. Drop is the Same, but the 'COMPANY' matters.

11. Our HOPES should be like HAIR & NAILS. No matter how many times they get Cut, but they never stop Growing. That is why they say, Always Hope for the Best, however Bad the Situation may be.

12. 'MEMORIES' are always Special. Sometimes, We Laugh by Remembering the days We Cried.
& Sometimes, We Cry by Remembering the days We Laughed. Thats LIFE.. NATURE

1. Set Daily Goals,

It’s not enough to set long-term goals, you need daily goals. At the end of each day, reflect back on what you did and how this has helped you get you one step closer to reaching your goals. Think of what you can do to improve your chances and make sure you set your goals for the next day on your To-Do list accordingly.

2. Practice Active Listening,

Active listening is a skill that’s essential to any field as it can help you understand what other people need from you. For example, if you are starting up a business talking less and listening more might be the key to your success. Develop your ability to listen carefully to other people, and you will be able to learn and help those around you.

3. Take Care of Your Personal Health,

Exercising and following a healthy diet is crucial to success. If you manage exercise, you can make it your daily habit so that you become more productive and get things done easier and quicker.

4. Network Regularly and Volunteer,

Don’t underestimate the power of networking. Connecting with other people and offering your help are also major predictors of success and ultimately wealth. Make sure you are reaching out to others and introducing yourself so that you get yourself noticed and stand out from the crowd.

5. Watch Less TV,

Most successful people avoid spending more than an hour watching TV each day. Some don’t even watch TV at all. Why? They know they could be doing something that’s more productive than wasting their time in front of a box.

6. Read Every Day,

Reading can help you improve yourself, develop your knowledge and encourage you to see the world differently. Find a book you like and spend around 30 minutes a day reading it. You could also buy educational career-related materials to help you develop professionally or check news websites regularly to keep yourself up to date with news around the world.

7. Develop Your Skills,

One of the best ways to become what you are dreaming of is by developing your skills. If you want to become better at what you do either to progress career wise, get a promotion or into a job that offers a more satisfactory salary, you have to invest in your talent and develop your expertise to make sure that you will get ahead of the competition.

8. Think Positive,

Positive thinking is more than a habit, is a way of life. If you learn how to eliminate negative and self-limiting thoughts, it’s much easier to keep a positive outlook on everything. Be friendly and enthusiastic and make sure you are always open to new opportunities.

9. Save Money,

Studies have shown that managing your money effectively can help you become rich. If you manage to control your expenses and save a percentage of your earnings each day, it is guaranteed you will be much richer than you used to be in no time.

10. Hang out with like-minded people,

Spending time with like-mind individuals will not only you get to exchange opinions in terms of becoming rich and successful, but will also help you achieve your goals much quicker.

If you want to become rich, you will have to invest in self-development as well as planning and managing your career more effectively. Taking up these habits will not only help you achieve your goals much quicker you will also get to enjoy the journey one step at a time.. NATURE

1. Set Daily Goals,

It’s not enough to set long-term goals, you need daily goals. At the end of each day, reflect back on what you did and how this has helped you get you one step closer to reaching your goals. Think of what you can do to improve your chances and make sure you set your goals for the next day on your To-Do list accordingly.

2. Practice Active Listening,

Active listening is a skill that’s essential to any field as it can help you understand what other people need from you. For example, if you are starting up a business talking less and listening more might be the key to your success. Develop your ability to listen carefully to other people, and you will be able to learn and help those around you.

3. Take Care of Your Personal Health,

Exercising and following a healthy diet is crucial to success. If you manage exercise, you can make it your daily habit so that you become more productive and get things done easier and quicker.

4. Network Regularly and Volunteer,

Don’t underestimate the power of networking. Connecting with other people and offering your help are also major predictors of success and ultimately wealth. Make sure you are reaching out to others and introducing yourself so that you get yourself noticed and stand out from the crowd.

5. Watch Less TV,

Most successful people avoid spending more than an hour watching TV each day. Some don’t even watch TV at all. Why? They know they could be doing something that’s more productive than wasting their time in front of a box.

6. Read Every Day,

Reading can help you improve yourself, develop your knowledge and encourage you to see the world differently. Find a book you like and spend around 30 minutes a day reading it. You could also buy educational career-related materials to help you develop professionally or check news websites regularly to keep yourself up to date with news around the world.

7. Develop Your Skills,

One of the best ways to become what you are dreaming of is by developing your skills. If you want to become better at what you do either to progress career wise, get a promotion or into a job that offers a more satisfactory salary, you have to invest in your talent and develop your expertise to make sure that you will get ahead of the competition.

8. Think Positive,

Positive thinking is more than a habit, is a way of life. If you learn how to eliminate negative and self-limiting thoughts, it’s much easier to keep a positive outlook on everything. Be friendly and enthusiastic and make sure you are always open to new opportunities.

9. Save Money,

Studies have shown that managing your money effectively can help you become rich. If you manage to control your expenses and save a percentage of your earnings each day, it is guaranteed you will be much richer than you used to be in no time.

10. Hang out with like-minded people,

Spending time with like-mind individuals will not only you get to exchange opinions in terms of becoming rich and successful, but will also help you achieve your goals much quicker.

If you want to become rich, you will have to invest in self-development as well as planning and managing your career more effectively. Taking up these habits will not only help you achieve your goals much quicker you will also get to enjoy the journey one step at a time.. NATURE

Hmm

Once upon a time........ A Child went to a shop with his mother..

The shop keeper looked at the small cute child and showed him a bottle with sweets and said 'Dear Child, you can take the sweets.. But the child didn't take..

The shop keeper was surprised.. such a child he is and why is he not taking the sweets from the bottle. Again he said take the sweets.. Now the mother also heard that and said.. take the sweets dear.. Yet he didn't take..

The shopkeeper seeing the child not taking the sweets.. He himself took the sweets and gave to the child. The child was happy to get two hands full of sweets..

While returning home the Mother asked the child.. Why didn't you take the sweets, when the shop keeper told you to take?

Can you guess the response?

Child replies.. Mom, my hands are very small and if i take the sweets i can only take few.. but now you see when uncle gave with his big hands.... how many more sweets i got! When we take we may get little but when God gives... HE gives us more beyond our expectations. ..more than what we can hold..!! Stay Blessed.. NATURE

Snowangel4:
Sorry for your life....

You spoiled my write-up..

Mma my Sunshine, i dedicate this one to you cos you're my forever friend.. And will always be, I love you so much with all my heart.. I'm really very sorry..

Sometimes in life, you find a special friend..
Someone who changes your life just by being part of it.
Someone with whom you can talk hours and hours without getting bored.
Someone who makes you laugh until you can't stop.
Someone who makes you believe that there really is good in the world.
Someone who convinces you that there
really is an unlocked door just waiting for you to open it.
This is forever friendship.
When you're down and the world seems dark and empty, your forever friend lifts you up in spirit and makes that dark and empty world suddenly seem bright and full and makes you feel special.
Your forever friend gets you through the hard times, the sad times and the confused times.
If you turn and walk away, your forever friend follows. If you lose your way, your forever friend guides you and cheers you on.
Your forever friend hold your hand and tells you that everything is going to be okay. And if you find such a friend, you feel happy and complete because you need not worry.. ‪I have a forever friend and forever has no end.. Mmachukwu, you're my forever friend and i never want to loose you.. Please forgive me, I'm very sorry my Sunshine.. I love you so much Mmasinachi my love..

Please my fellow Nairalanders, help me beg her to forgive me.. She's very angry with me, please my people help me ask her for forgiveness.. She's my one and only true love.. NATURE