Toks2008: Mumu button is a popular Nigeria Pidgin English slang which means a person's weak spot and when properly triggered, in most cases, will make that person grant requests that is asked of him or her if the person has the capacity to oblige.
It is a general belief that every man has a mumu button and most ladies are always interested to know the mumu button of their men...
Well let me give you one time tested and trusted mumu button that works on most if not all men since the days of Adam... IT IS CALLED RESPECT.... Try it, it works like magic.
obembet: I would say it is quite hard to get lost anywhere when you have GPS enabled navigation maps (Like google maps, Bing Maps, Here WeGo, MapQuest, Waze etc).
However, lets assume that you do not have such a navigation device, or your phone battery is drained off, or worst of all these - you lost your phone...
Here's what you can do:
LAGOS
If you ever get lost in Lagos, just find your way to Oshodi, Berger, Ojota, Iddo or Jibowu, from these places, you can even get a bus going to Jerusalem.
IBADAN In Ibadan find a bus to Iwo Road. From there, choose anywhere you are going on earth.
KADUNA
In Kaduna, just ask of Central Market (Kazuwa/Kasuwa - depending on your tongue), from there, you can take a bus to Jamaica.
ABUJA
In Abuja, find your way to Berger Roundabout, from there, ask for anywhere on earth. You will get a bus going there.
ONITSHA
In Onitsha, just go to Upper Iweka (pronounced as Oppy Iweka). You can even get a bus directly to Singapore.
CALABAR
In Calabar, simply find your way to Etim Edem Park, you can get to Iceland in seconds from there!
ENUGU
In Enugu, find your way to Holy Ghost Old Park. From there, even angels can take you to your destiny.
KANO
In Kano, find your way to New Road or Sabongari. You can take direct bus to Iraq from there.
PORT HARCOURT
In Port Harcourt, just find your way to Rumuola, Garrison, Mile 1, Lagos, Rumuokoro Roundabout or Waterlines. Even where planes cannot reach, you will get buses that go there from those places mentioned.
ILORIN
In Ilorin, find your way to Post Office or Taiwo Road. You can from these places enter Malaysia
BENIN
In Benin, find your way to Ringroad, New Benin, Iyaro or Oluku junction, you can get a bus that is heading to Italy directly.
YENAGOA
In Yenagoa, just go to Tombia Roundabout, believe me the rest will be history.
LOKOJO
In Lokoja, just find your way to Ganaja Junction, if you cannot find a bus going to where you are going in Ganaja Junction, then you are going nowhere.
UYO
In Uyo, take a taxi to Plaza, leave the rest of where you are going to the drivers.
JOS
In Jos, go to Terminus. From there, you can even get a bus to your destiny.
WARRI
In Warri, find a bus to Effurun Roundabout or Enerhen Junction. From there you will smile to anywhere you are going to.
AGBOR
In Agbor, find your way to Uromi Junction. The buses there can even take you to China without Visa.
OWERRI
In Owerri, just go to Control. They can even control you to ur destiny.
ILESHA
In Ilesha, just go to Roundabout, You can even get a bus directly to Los Angeles
IFE
In ife, just go to Lagere, You can even get a bus directly to California
OSOGBO
Just go to Oke fia, You can even get a bus directly to Manchester
Nairaland, kindly add your, this might be of help in future.
IduNaOba: Shebi ụna Don see am? Abaribe is a correct man. We know igbos are builders.
UGM may be a move that backfired against the terroristic people in government who wanted to make SE unsafe for our diaspora and big shots who have now started investing back home.
ESN are in the forests protecting out mothers and fathers who are farmers and so far so good the results have been wonderful. They go to farm Rare cases of fulani herdsmen arrogance are reported
Our big shots are wise as they have continued to invest back home. It's nice that since ESN igbos are taking igbo land seriously! Anambra Airport is on the rise Lots of good stuff are happening
If UGM has backfired and is helping us remove check points why should we complain?
After all no be we dey pay them Uniform men Don dey apply caution too Now igbo lives are even more sacred
If Chukwu is using the plan of ndị iro against them why should we not dance?
You see this naija mumu government... Them go beg for dialogue soon.
How many people still join army now?? How many still bribe to come to SE?? Even wicked wike is hiding
raker300: Though some belligerent fellows here are assiduously trying to paint a inimical image of owerri as a rundown, war torn, melancholy city but the reverse is the case.
The city is bustling with activities and as always, it’s beautiful as always.
Cyril009: Good day house I am 18 years old which of these online skills would you recommend to learn I wrote waec last year September lost my dad in December I worked at a factory in November then took a leave for my dad's burial when I got back I was no longer needed at the factory for the two months I have been helping my mom in the shop I love helping my mum but I think I can do better so please help
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Ebube should deal with internal security threats like armed robbery and cultism while ESN deal with external aggression like Fulani herdsmen invasion and Nigeria Fulani Military unwarranted aggression on the people of South East.
BigShishi: A man plans a surprise to porpose to his girlfriend.. He hired a band and some of his friends and family escort him only to catch his girlfriend having sex and from the eindow you can see her giving mouth action ... They are speaking spanish..
ChinnysBlog: The former beauty queen caused a stir recently when she arrived at a New Year’s get together held at the popular Ballroom at the coal city, Enugu looking gorgeous in an upturned Egyptian style hairdo.
Bianca Ojukwu, also Nigera’s Former ambassador to Spain as well as perm Rep UNWTO was dressed in a black evening gown and the cynosure of all eyes with her entourage at the shindig to usher in the new year.
She hasn’t changed much from the time she won the Miss Nigeria contest in 1988, over 22 years ago as the pictures seen her shows.
Originalsly: Think?... you've not moved on. The good times over four years cannot be easily forgotten or shoved aside. Love takes time to heal.... but if you keep dreaming and reminiscing you are just digging a wound... how can that ever heal? Whenever she enters your head.... just focus on the reason why the two of you are not together... think of the negative... as in when you were not having mind blowing sex with her... who was? Bro focus on your present relationship..... your gf may not be as good in bed as your ex.... think maybe because she was not exposed to many men as your ex?... see her as an empty vessel... you want great sex... teach her instead of putting her down. Look at the positives in your gf... focus on that... stop comparing or you'll never move on but instead move back to your vomit..... which in time will cause you to vomit again.
ArticleBeast: Stop comparing. By the way the things u miss about your ex are quite silly. You want doggy style, teach ur new babe. You want a type of bj, teach her. Find the special part of ur new babe and enjoy her. Your former babe is currently moaning under a 9 inch rod screaming Ebuka ewulemo o... Nwaiyo nwaiyor and u are thinking of going back
youtube2025: Clients of Anambra based Prophet, Onyeze Jesus bath naked in a river as he performs a ritual for them with N50 notes (video)
An Anambra-based Prophet, Onyeze Jesus has been spotted in a viral video performing a ritual for his clients who lined up naked in a river.
Onyeze Jesus performed a ritual with N50 notes which he threw into the river as his clients which include both men and women bathed naked in the river.
The prophet who asked his clients not to look back in the video, prayed for them to have money.
EBMedia: "You Will Die Single If You Are Afraid Of Destroying Other People's Relationship'' - Nigerian Lady Advises Single Ladies
A Nigerian lady through her Twitter handle, @AlumBaeofficial, has told ladies that they will remain single, if they are afraid of destroying other people's relationship, IgbereTV reports.
Perfecttouch: In this life, do what makes you happy and live the life you want.. Disregard any negativity.. Regina daniels Bobrisky Bisi alimi
No matter what people say about them, they are living the life so many people wanted..
For those quoting me, abeg make una free me edakun.. It is my opinion and my life.. You all don't know what local man is going through or the pressure I face daily so pls, edakun, free me
IamPlato: dont forget that the masses can be wrong
.Let me tell you something, if you have a parent who allows you do whatever you want, allows you make decisions without guiding you on right and wrong or a parent that does the opposite, who would you appreciate more?
Trump is rude, arrogant, unapologetically blunt, smart, tough, stubborn, his approach to success is different from the methods of Obama and Co.
Trump loves and cherishes America, he boasts about his country and is quick to criticize countries that are failing.
Trump called Nigeria a shit hole, was he lying? He said “Nigeria the giant of Africa imports every thing including match stick, did he lie?
Trump would rather tell you straight in the face that “what you said is the most stupid thing I have ever heard” instead of saying “I’m sorry what you said is not the right thing to say” He is blunt and it’s natural of him to be, if you can’t deal with truth then avoid trump
Trump Has Never Been A Perfect person And No Motherfvcker on Earth Is Perfect.
But Trump Is Far Better Than Biden... America Wants To Make The Same Foolish Mistake Nigerians Made By Voting In Buhari
Trump Is Better Than Obama...
Every person criticizing Trump will not do better if given a chance at the seat of power.
If the problems of a country are put before you as a leader you might lose your sanity.
Trump has done everything thing possible to make his country and the world a peace place but there are too many enemies against him. His method and bluntness of ruling is what people don’t like. Trump his bitterly honest, he doesn’t care if you like it or not, all he knows is that he has got to do that which is right.
Any Fvcking Nigerian Who Says Trump His Racist Should Have Their Tongue Cut Off, show Me A Nigerian Who Is Not Tribalistic, motherfvckin hypocrites
Trump Is A Straight Up Man compared To The Likes Of Obama who Has Other Motives.
Trump Rules Like A Father Or King, if Americans Want Something if He Sees Its Not Right for Them And Could Be Against God or Have Tough Consequences then He Wouldnt Give It. Its Like Refuse To Let You Teenage Child date A Guy, she Will Hate You For It Today But Love You for It Tomorrow
Trump stood against abortion and people attacked him, well Bleep you. Abortion is murder, deal with the truth
Everybody blaming trump for corona virus, you surely didn’t expect trump to magically stop millions from dying, nobody even knows for sure when the virus entered the country because anyone could have the virus and no machine can detect it quick enough. The virus entering the country was not trump’s fault. But the democrats want to eat his brains because of it
I Am Sure Americans That Still Have Brains In Their head Could See That. The Democrats Used That Virus Strongly Against Him To Make Him look Foolish.
At Least I Know The Foolish Ones now.
Whether Trump Wins Or Loses Trump Is Far more smarter.
Trump Loves America More Than The Democrats do
Trump successfully negotiated peace between two countries of different religions, he did it twice, would Obama do that?
No benefit son.... nothing The show is for pussy asss niggarrrs and our female siblings....even our female siblings should be advised to watch cartoons instead of bbnaija.. watching cartoons and animated movies like Moana, Coco, Zootopia, tangled, frozen and Incredibles will take them far in life than bbnaija Real niggarrrz don't veg out in front of the TV watching bbnaija....real niggarrrz make some dope money, smoke some weed, drink enough bottles and seek for knowledge anyday anytime twice on Tuesday...
Politics / Re: Kanu: If Taking Photo With Me Makes You ESN Deputy, Arrest South East Governors by Nature8(m): 11:00pm On May 13, 2021 
