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Mmm, ok nah.. Make i rush go buy lemon..

Nice one..

God bless Biafra..

I have only two words for you Op..

FOOLISH IDIAT!!

1. You see a Gorgeous Girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!"
- That's Direct Marketing..

2. You are at a party with a bunch of friends and see a Gorgeous Girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: "He's very rich. Marry him!"
- That's Advertising..

3. You are at a party and see a Gorgeous Girl. She walks up to you and says: "You are very rich! Can I marry you?"
- That's Brand Recognition..

4. You see a Gorgeous Girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.
- That's Customer Feedback..

5. You see a Gorgeous Girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" And she introduces you to her husband.
- That's Demand and Supply Gap..

6. You see a Gorgeous Girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say: "I m rich, Marry me!", your wife arrives..
- That's Restriction for Entering New Markets.
Hope Concepts are clear.. NATURE

Eyaa, such a beautiful girl.. Some guys self

MrsChima:
Yes...they are so much in treating women well! They aressweet and gentlemen.

why would a lady wants to be with a man who thinks toto is a punching bag?

Lol..

dickrider:
They will never be allowed to leave. united we stand, divided we fall. Any one that tries nonsense will recieve hot bullets from nigerian army. Biafra my foot

United my foot!
I thought they're not important to you, why holding them back?

dickrider:


I HOPE AS FROM MAY 29, HE WILL ARREST THAT LOUD MOUTHED TRAITOR KANU WHO OWNS BIAFRA RADIO FOR TREASON. THAT IRRESPONSIBLE MAN HAS BEEN SPEWING VENOM CAPABLE OF CAUSING CRISIS IN THE COUNTRY. HE SHOULD BE SERIOUSLY DEALT WITH AND LOCKED UP FOR LIFE SO OTHER BIAFRA SCREAMERS CAN KNOW BUHARI IS NOT A CLUELESS MAN WHO WILL ALLOW NONENTITIES TO DISTURB OUR UNITY

What has Radio Biafra and Kanu got to do with this? They said that they want to leave Nigeria, why not allow them to leave and be happy for once since they're not happy with Nigeria? I don't see any reason why they shouldn't allow them to leave..

Clears throat.. Emm, I'll preach the word of God to her..

One day, during an evening class for adults, the psychology Teacher entered the class and told students, “Let’s all play a game!” “ What Game?”
The Teacher asked one of the students to volunteer..

A lady, Ifeoma came forward..

The Teacher asked her to write 30 names of most important people in her life on blackboard..

Ifeoma wrote names of her family members, relatives, friends, her colleagues and her neighbors..

The Teacher told her to erase 3 names that Ifeoma considered most unimportant..
Ifeoma erased names of her colleagues..
The Teacher again told her to delete 5 more names. Ifeoma erased her neighbor's names..

This went on until there were just four names left on the blackboard. These were names of her mother, father, husband and the only son..

The entire class became silent realizing that this wasn’t a game anymore for Ifeoma alone..

Now, The Teacher told her to delete two more names..

It was a very difficult choice for Ifeoma.
She unwillingly deleted her parents names.

“Please delete one more” said the Teacher.

Ifeoma became very nervous and with trembling hands and tears in eyes she deleted her son’s name. Ifeoma cried painfully..

The Teacher told Ifeoma to take her seat.
After a while Teacher asked "why your husband?? The parents are the ones that nurtured you and the son is the one you gave birth to.. And you can always find another husband..

Total silence in the class.
Everyone was curious to know her response..

Ifeoma calmly and slowly said, “One day my parents will pass away before me..
My son may also leave me when he grows old, for his studies or business or whatever reason. The only one who will truly share his entire life with me is my Husband”..

All the students stood up and applauded for her for sharing this truth of life..

This is true. So always value your life partner, it's not only for husbands but wives as well..
God has united these two souls and it's on you now to nurture this relationship above all.. NATURE

1. Love each other..

2. Don’t lie..

3. Keep communication open..

4. Stay sweet..

5. When you get hurt, focus on forgiving..

6. Never talk about break-ups..

7. Never say ‘it’s ok’ when it’s not..

8. Learn to put your ego aside..

9. If you say ‘sorry,' mean it..

10. Don’t compare your past with your present..

11. Don’t talk about your ex’s..

12. Practice 'give and take'..

13. Be aware of your partner’s feelings..

14. After a fight, work on resolving the issue right away; don’t let the days go by..

15. Although there is no ‘perfect person’ out there, There IS a ‘right one’ for u.. NATURE

Hello Babe.... (11:45pm)

Girl : (last seen at 11:46pm)

Boy : Hey please answer me)
( 11:50pm)

Girl : (last seen at 11:52pm)

Boy : But why do you treat me like this? Why don't you answer me? (12:00am)

Girl: (last seen at 12:00am)

Boy : Ok good night dear, I just wanted to tell you that today I have received my salary of #50,000 and I have kept #20,000 for your shopping. But l think...

Girl(typing): Ohh hiiii dear..
Actually mom was around na!! That's why I couldn't reply. And woooow honey that's great news.
I love you a lot & when shall we go? (12:05am)

Boy: (last seen 12:06am)

Girl : Baby please answer me na...!!
Dear I was offline last time.. When we will go? (12:08am)

Boy: (last seen 12:09am)

Girl : I think you are very tired because of work load. So now you go to bed and sleep well honey, Take Care (12:10am)

Boy: (last seen 12:12am)
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Girl : Sorry to disturb you but one thing I forgot to tell you that tomorrow mom & dad are not at home in the evening, so you can come to my home after the shopping.
love u dear..
(12:20am)

Boy(online) - ohh I was in the bathroom. Surely I will come tomorrow..

(Boys know girl's weakness & Girls know boy's weakness)

Look at these happy faces.

And look at these sad faces..
Did you notice that all happy faces have closed eyes?

And on the other hand, all sad or angry faces have open eyes..

This is life, close your eyes & ignore all negative things to live happy
Yuo konw waht is Rael Relationship?
I'm gving yuo an exmple: Jsut see this message. Evrey splleing of tihs msg is wrnog. But sitll yuo can raed it wihtuot ayn mistake. if u wnat true Raleti0nship; jsut ignoer mistaeks of others and understand them.....!!
Keep smiling.. NATURE

1. Psychology Says, The worst feeling is when someone makes you feel special, then suddenly leaves you hanging, and you have to act like you don't care at all.

2. Spending at least 60 minutes in conversation with someone you care about an hour before bed can help you sleep peacefully.

3. Hugging for 20 seconds releases oxytocin, which can cause you to trust someone more.

4. The Japanese have successfully created a technology that puts your thoughts on a screen and will soon be possible to screen your dreams.

5. Over thinking is a special form of fear. This fear becomes worse when adding anticipation, memory, imagination and emotion together.

6. Physical touch makes you healthier. Studies show that massages, hugs and hand- holding reduces stress and boosts the immune system.. NATURE

1) Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully.

2] Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other.

3) Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want.

4) When you say, "I love you", mean it.

5) When you say, "I'm sorry", look the person in the eye.

6) Be engaged at least six months before you get married.

7) Never laugh at anyone's dreams. People who don't have dreams don't have much.

Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt but it's the only way to live life completely.

9) In disagreements, fight fairly. No name calling.

10) Don't judge people by their relatives.

11) Talk slowly but think quickly.

12) When someone asks you a question you don't want to answer, smile and ask, "Why do you want to know?"

13) Remember that great love and great achievements involve great risk.

14) Say "bless you" when you hear someone sneeze.

15) When you lose, don't lose the lesson.

16) Remember the three R's: Respect for self; Respect for others; and Responsibility for all your actions.

17) Don't let a little dispute injure a great friendship.

18) When you realize you've made a mistake, take immediate steps to correct it.

19) Smile when picking up the phone. The caller will hear it in your voice.

20) Spend some time alone to think what you can give to this world.. NATURE

1. The best feeling in the world is knowing that you actually mean something to someone..

2. Just because something good ends, doesn't mean something better won't come along..

3. You are never too busy to take time out of your day for those who matter most. You can always make time..

4. Never regret anything that once made you happy..

5. Go for someone who's not only proud and glad to have you, but will also take every risk and effort just to be with you.. Just like Nature8 always make effort to be with his babe. *winks*

6. Don't lose yourself trying to love someone..

7. Know your worth. Don't let people take advantage of you.. NATURE

1. A man will pay 2k for a 1k item he wants. A woman will pay 1k for a 2k item that she doesn't want..

2. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife..

3. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man..

4. To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot & love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot & not try to understand her at all..

5. Married men live longer than single men – but married men are a lot more willing to die..

6. Any married man should forget his mistakes – there’s no use in two people remembering the same thing..

7. Men wake up as good- looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night..

8. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change & she does..

9. A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument..

10. There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman – before marriage & after marriage.. NATURE

1. The best feeling in the world is knowing that you actually mean something to someone.

2. Just because something good ends, doesn't mean something better won't come along.

3. You are never too busy to take time out of your day for those who matter most. You can always make time.

4. Never regret anything that once made you happy.

5. Go for someone who's not only proud and glad to have you, but will also take every risk and effort just to be with you.

6. Don't lose yourself trying to love someone.

7. Know your worth. Don't let people take advantage of you.. NATURE

Willie is seriously working..

- Women have this thing called feelings. Don't hurt them..

- They don't wake up looking pretty. It takes time and effort. So when they look good, please appreciate them..

- It doesn't matter who dumped who or why. But whenever they see an ex with another girl, it always bothers them. Not because they're not over you, but because they know they used to be that girl..

- They notice every little thing, so be careful what you say and do..

- Their eyes are located in their heads. Not on their chest or butt. So when you're not looking in her eyes, SHE WILL KN0W..

- And lastly, its not that they deliberately like being late.. Its just a woman's nature'.. They would rather arrive late looking good than early looking ugly..

Do you agree with me LADIES?? NATURE

May thunder fire and destroy anybody that suggests amnesty to boko haram people.. Esp those northern foolish elders that sponsors boko haram.. God punish all of you there! Idiots! Mtchwww