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Poverty na bastard!

One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM) & the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL).
It is getting dark and they are still far away from the house.
SM : Have you noticed that a man has been following us for the past thirty-eight and a half minutes ?
I wonder what he wants.
SL : It's logical.
He wants to rape us.
SM : Oh, no !
At this rate he will reach us in 4 minutes at the most !
What can we do?
SL : The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster.....
SM : It's not working.
SL : Of course it's not working.
The man did the only logical thing.
He started to walk faster, too.
SM : So, what shall we do?
At this rate he will reach us in 2 minutes.
SL : The only logical thing we can do is split.
You go that way & I'll go this way.
He cannot follow us both.
Man follow Sister Logical.
Sister Mathematical arrives at the house and is worried about what has happened to Sister Logical.
Then within few minutes Sister Logical arrives.
SM : Sister Logical !
Thank God you are here !
Tell me what happened ??
SL : The only logical thing happened.
The man couldn't follow us both,
so he followed Me
SM : Yes, yes !
But what happened then?
SL : The only logical thing happened.
I started to run as fast as I could and he started to run as fast as he could.
SM : And ?
SL : The only logical thing happened.
He reached me.
SM : Oh, dear !
What did you do ?
SL : The only logical thing to do.
I lifted my dress up.
SM : Oh, Sister !
What did the Man do?
SL : The only logical thing to do.
He pulled down his pants.
SM :Oh, no !
What happened next ?
SL : Isn't it logical, Sister ?
A Girl with her dress up can run faster than Man with his pants down !

And for those of you who thought it would be dirty, I'll pray for You..

So be Logical not Calculative.. NATURE

gobizzy101:
Useless pple.

Der even added Cross River State in dia map. We 4 so kill una ehn

Are you sure you're ok at all?
Anu mpama!

Seriously,
Willie is working..

I'll just visit CBN to know how far..
You know what I mean nah..

Is Oil Pipeline more important than people's lives in the north? Smh

dharay99:

wid wah u just posted up der...
I can boldy say "you are stupíd"
mtcheeeeew.

100 Likes and 95 Shares to you bro..

I feel so sorry for the poor guy..
I just pray he get over it soon and move on..

I really missed my girl..

Flashh:
[color=#006677]Most Nigerian ladies are leeches. [/color]
[color=#006677]Very silly question. [/color]

100 Likes and 95 Shares to you bro..

@Op, nice thread..

Pretty Amazing The following was developed as a mental age assessment by the School of Psychiatry at Harvard University Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person over 23 years of age cannot do it!
1. This is this cat.
2. This is is cat.
3. This is how cat.
4. This is to cat.
5. This is keep cat.
6. This is an cat.
7. This is old cat.
8. This is fool cat.
9. This is busy cat.
10. This is for cat.
11. This is forty cat.
12. This is seconds cat.
Now go back and read the third word in each line from the top down and I bet you, cannot resist passing it on.. NATURE

Go arrest him nah!

What's wrong with what she's wearing?
I don't see anything wrong with that..

Aki you're right..

Lol..

Lol.. Ok nah

Hmm, how sure is he?

Buharihahahahahahahaha..
#Teamblack..

You killed it bro! This will really work for me, lemme adopt to it already..

Angelina Jolie has always been my crush right from my childhood.. Angelina Jolie is the most beautiful and sexy..

1) Never Share Ur Secrets with Anyone.
This can be Self-Destructive, Perhaps the most Important Advice in Life.
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2) Never Tell Ur Problems to Anyone.
20% will not Care & 80% will be Glad that U have Them.
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3) Life is similar to Boxing Game. Defeat is not Declared when U Fall Down. It is Declared when U Refuse to Get Up.
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4) Always WRONG PERSONS Teach the RIGHT LESSONS in Life. That is called LIFE EXPERIENCE.
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5) Faith is taking the 1st Step, even when U dont see the whole Staircase.
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6) Keep Ur Face to the Sun, & U will not see the Shadow.
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7) Everything is Valuable only at 2 Times:
1: Before Getting It.
&
2: After Losing It.
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2 Things brings Happiness & Success
in Life:
1: The way U Manage when U have Nothing.
&
2: The way U Behave when U have Everything.
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9) 2 Places are most Valuable in the World:
1: The NICEST Place is to be in Someone's Thoughts.
&
2: The SAFEST Place is to be in Someone's Prayers.
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10) 'FEAR' has 2 Meanings:
1: Forget Everything & Run.
&
2: Face Everything & Rejoice. Choice is Ours.
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11) ATTITUDE at its Best:
"My BACK is not a VOICE MAIL. Kindly Say whatever U have by FACING ME".
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12) What is SUCCESS ?
SUCCESS is, when Ur Photo's are Uploaded on 'GOOGLE' instead of FACEBOOK.
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13) 'EGO' is the only Requirement to Destroy any Relationship. Be a Bigger Person, Skip the 'E' & let it 'GO'.. NATURE

Highest 2 Ex's and end up with the 3 one.. The 1st one is experience, the 2nd one is a big lesson and the 3rd will now be a blessing.. I'm not saying that you should fall for any guy that toast you oo! Use your brain and think very well before anything..

shizzle11:
Unbelievable!!!

This is the first time in your nairaland life that you'll say anything positive or meaningful on an Igbo or SE related thread. Keep it up!

Help me tell him bro..