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what you need is not software, what you need is system. put a system in place, i bet you, your employees will find it very difficult to cheat you.

yes.
they say "yes" when they don't mean it just to create backup.



how true is that?

i don't think that is possible. u've to open the file first with coreldraw b4 you can export it in jpeg format.

thanks man, but what's in the book, can you give us brief explanation?

. . .any in port harcourt?

"The Hidden Superpowers Of Your Mind"

The mind is an infinite wonder. It has the fantastic ability to
transmute your desires into their physical counterparts. You can
do anything that your mind can conceive, as long as you have the
belief and will power to back it up.

Take the case of cancer patients who were given placebo pills.
These are just plain pills that have no healing capabilities.
So how did they get well?

The power came from their thoughts. They were told that these
pills contain the highest amounts of cancer-fighting ingredients
which can effectively cure them in a matter of days.

See how powerful your mind is?

They believed that their health will be restored. They have
registered in their minds that these pills will cure them of
their illnesses. In the process, the belief embedded within
their subconscious came to reality.

So how can you use your mind to achieve your dreams? One of the
most effective ways is to use the "as if" principle.

Act as if you are the person you want to be. Act as if you are
already in possession of whatever you long to have.

So what do you want to be? You want to be a lawyer, doctor,
athlete, or newscaster? Think, act, and feel like one. You'll
be much closer to your goal if you're constantly intact with
your objective. Be obsessed with your dream. It doesn't mean
that if you want to be Superman you'll fly out the window. Not
a good idea!

It's not enough that you act like one, but you have to actually
ACT. Do what needs to be done. You might get so lost in your
fantasy dream world that you've forgotten to take some action.
Let your visions encourage and motivate you to actualize your
purpose.

The problem with the people of the modern world is that they
are too preoccupied with worries, anxieties, and negative
emotions. As a result, they are adversely affecting their
state of health.

White lies have become prevalent nowadays in order to ease the
burdens or to persuade others to do things that they thought
are unattainable.

There was once a weightlifter who couldn't lift weights in excess
of 300 lbs. So his coach devised a clever idea and told him that
the barbell he has to carry weighs only 300 lbs. With all his
might, the weightlifter managed to put it above his head. After
he puts it down, the coach told him that he has just lifted 350
lbs. of weight! It's all in the mind!

A famous person once said, "Whenever you think you can or you
can't, you're right."

If you think you are poor, then you are; unless you properly
condition your thoughts to the positive mindset. I know it's
hard to think rich if your environment is not conducive to
such way of thinking. Use your imagination then! Visualize
your house to be a mansion, your old car to be a limousine,,
Well you get the picture.

There is absolutely no limit with what the mind can achieve. But
you have to combine belief, will power, and action with positive
thinking in order to arrive at your intended destination.

Belief in yourself, belief in your abilities, will override fear almost every time. The only thing we are afraid of is what we are capable of accomplishing.



Every man dies. Not every man lives. The only limits to the possibilities in your life tomorrow are the "buts" you use today.

cos we do not have to work


is it true that the guys always open their legs when sitting down because they don't pollute the air unlike the girls?

global warming

see how you can make them open it

data sheet (plz study carefully)

drrionelli:
@na wa:

1. Quantitatively, how much is a "big ball"? Do you mean a copious quantity of chopped or diced onion or two large whole onions?

one big ball of onion is approximately 20 naira. and you need two large whole onion.

drrionelli:
3., 6., 9. and 10. I live in the States, and am unfamiliar with this unit of measurement. How much is it in, say, grams or milligrams?

sorry bro, u see why we advise our bros, sist, and even foreigners to visit this great nation of ours at least ones a year? anyway, to answer your question, one dollar is equivalent to one hundred and thirty naira _{(not sure what the current exchange rate is)}

drrionelli:
4. What size Coca Cola bottle? 10 oz? 1 litre? 20 oz?

4give my blonder, i assumed everybody here is a nigerian. the answer to your question is: 35cl coca cola bottle

drrionelli:
6. What are "ogu leaves"?

it's a vegetable leave, used for cooking. when i find out the botanical name for it, i shall let you know.

drrionelli:
7. White sugar? Brown sugar?

sugar extracted from sugarcane

drrionelli:
9. What type of fish? Catfish? Cod? Trout? Halibut? Hake?

any will do. but catfish is more preferable.

drrionelli:
10. What is "kpomo"? Is this readily available in the states? If not, what is a good substitute?

"pkomo" is skin, cow skin.

drrionelli:
13. What is "isam"? Again, is the available in the US, and if not, what would one substitute in its place?

isam is a cone like "water snail" with a black and hard shell. _{(plz don't ask me what is water snail )}

drrionelli:
14. How much and what kind of "etc."?

a typical nigerian will understand it, when i say e.t.c. their are some ingredient that are necessary for cooking almost very dish, e.g. air freshener _{(sorry, i just can't explain it now)}

drrionelli:
Now, after one has gathered these ingredients, how is the dish prepared? (Also, is the "kerosine" you mention what I would know as "kerosene"? And, I assume that this would be used for the actual cooking of the soup?)

the kerosene? ya! is the one you know. it's a necessary ingredient you must add to the dish to complete the "Trojan Soup"

hope I've answered all your questions for further information please contact me at=> [email]topz@myway.com [/email]

Nella:
@ na wa, I will advise to use a proper name 4 your website, instead of d long story ( lol)

thank you, i shall do something about it. i will also advise you to stop using words like "f**k" in the public.

cos nurse are nurse

are we descenders of apes?

nella, i will advise you to scrutinise my profile, post _{(to see if i talk too much bullshit )} picture e.t.c.
point out something you don't like and advice me to change it.

wacko jacko

abi una see wetin em do em self?

9gerian men are the best in 9gerian kitchen.

to prove this i shall post here, my recipe.

1.   two big balls of onion

2.   one tea spoon of salt

3.   forty naira worth of fresh peper

4.  one full coca cola botle of palm oil

5.  1/2 litre of water

6.  thirty naira worth of ogu leave

7.  eight cube of suger

8.  one tea bag of lipton

9.  fifteen naira worth of fresh fish

10.   one thusand naira worth of kpomo

11.   seven cubes of maggi

12.   a litre of kerosine

13.  three cups of isam

14.   e.t.c


I SHALL POST THE SCREENSHOT PICTURE  OF THIS SOUP LATTER

yes, i'm not.


do you know that, for three days after death, hair and fingernails continue to grow?

i'm sure it's august.

why did i 4get to take my breakfast today?

any one who know the advantages of the Plan, please simply list them out here!
and do not bother about the disadvantages, cos i've more than a dozen in my head right not.

yes i do, even ur name is Keziah. . . i mean . . .


. . . what the hell does that mean?

same as the Mouth Action question.

do u prefer Mouth Action to bleeping?

pains, i think.


have u done that b4?

ya, she does it all the time.


can we talk politics?

cos the internet is replacing mastubation as a leisure activity.


have u mastubate b4?

yes. it's positioned at the front.


why i'm i laughing?

not really, it was played on my tv set.


how are you today?

i will like to know which web browser you prefer.

i'm using internet explorer 7. one thing i found very interesting is the new "tab" function. with it i can open many link and web site in just a page. and it is very easy and fast to switch between the open pages. does firefox has this function?

please respond.

i think he does. and his reason is to 'shaik' church babes


nigeria just won a football match by 2 goal to nill against colombia, did you watch the game?

cos it's acidic


why can't i stop posting for today?

cos jusus wanted him to.


does my answer sucks?

get another harddesk, transfer all ur important files (backup ur files), format and reload ur operating system.

that is what i did.