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Kashif:can't say nothing, but rolling on the floor laughing my ass off ![]() Kashif:common big bros, you can't be serious about that question. please don't tell me you don't know that the storm starts from the cloud/atmosphere. |
no, is 999 when you rotate 666 to the right by 900 why is a folder called "spam folder" on my yahoo mail account? |
Kashif:my fear is that you are going to wait forever for the science of GOD. the Bermuda Triangle is just "an IMAGINARY area that can be roughly outlined on a map by connecting Miami, Florida; San Juan, Puerto Rico; and the Bahamas, an island chain off the coast of the United States." read more here=> [url]http://images.google.com.ng/imgres?imgurl=http://www.unexplainedstuff.com/images/geuu_02_img0437.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.unexplainedstuff.com/Places-of-Mystery-and-Power/The-Bermuda-Triangle.html&h=323&w=500&sz=23&tbnid=TKhIiPP_2okuVM:&tbnh=84&tbnw=130&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dbermuda%2Btriangle%26um%3D1&start=1&sa=X&oi=images&ct=image&cd=1[/url] yes ships and planes disappeared there, so what? what do you expect? even if you haven't seen the ocean before, can't you imagine how rough it can be when the storm comes? what kind of ship or plane can you build to withstand the storms of this imaginary area of the ocean? still want to fantasize yourself? here you are> [url]http://images.google.com.ng/imgres?imgurl=http://www.mysticalblaze.com/BermudaTriangle1.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.mysticalblaze.com/OtherDimensionsBermuda.htm&h=394&w=600&sz=123&tbnid=L1SWZPkzdoc1hM:&tbnh=89&tbnw=135&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dbermuda%2Btriangle%26um%3D1&start=2&sa=X&oi=images&ct=image&cd=2[/url]
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tomorrow how many colours has the Rainbow? |
i also heard (they say) that, some time ago, there was this. . . but i'm yet to see it myself. |
The greatest pollution problem we face today is negativity. Eliminate the negative attitude and believe you can do anything. Replace 'if I can, I hope, maybe' with 'I can, I will, I must. |
omoge25: ![]() |
omoge:ok omoge, plz come closer let me whisper to you. (i only was putting on an act) |
The dictionary is the only place that success comes before work. Hard work is the price we must pay for success. |
Change before you have to. It's takin' whatever comes your way, the good AND the bad, that give life flavor. It's all the stuff rolled together that makes life worth livin'. Leaders are made, they are not born. They are made by hard effort, which is the price which all of us must pay to achieve any goal that is worthwhile. |
i think you are wrong MORE JOKES BIRTHDAY PRESENT: a wife decides to take her husband to a strip club for his birthday. they arrive at the club and the doorman says, "hey, dave! how ya doing?". his wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before. "oh, no," says dave, "he's on my bowing team." when they are seated, a waitress asks dave if he's like his usual and brings over a budweiser. his wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says, "how did she know that you drink budweiser?" "she's in the ladies' bowing league, honey. we share lanes with them" a stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around dave, and says "hi davey, big boy?" dave's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club. dave follows and spots her getting into a cab. before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her. he tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having none of it. she is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every name in the book. the cabby turns his head and says, "looks like you picked up a real bitch tonight, dave." now the question is: do you think dave is a regular in that strip club? |
clash of the kittydogie
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Bakassi:no offense,. . . but u sound more stupid to me ![]() |
yes i don chop since yesterday y is that everybody is scared to answer ur question? |
ARSENAL (with pride) ![]() |
Migines:no long thing ![]() |
Migines:she? i neva knew Clem was a SHE! |
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@ alexmakaay that joke isn't too bad, but what makes it sucks is this. . . maybe you're the woman who spoke that grammer,alright,if u don't understand better go to school and do so. |
make em tell you so you go yab am say em de copy and paste abi? ![]() (4 all of u wo did not understand y i said dat, plz click here => https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?topic=75720.msg1475862#msg1475862 ) |
clemcykul:how many have you created yourself? |
there you go . . . ![]() |
that was outrageously, very not funny.you, you de mess ![]() |
clemcykul:if not for the copying and pasting, i may not have come across this rib cracking joke. nice one RALVY ![]() MORE PLZZZZ ![]() |
don't know what to say |
what a setup ![]() |
she's just being a obedient and generous wife, that's all. |
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