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Jokes EtcRe: Most Outrageous Pictures by nawa1(op): 1:00pm On Sep 10, 2007
trade by barter

CultureRe: Nnunu Ebe: The Mysterious Tree by nawa1(m): 12:18pm On Sep 10, 2007
Kashif:
What can you say?
can't say nothing, but rolling on the floor laughing my ass off grin grin grin


Kashif:
What has planes (flying kilometers above) got to do with ocean waves?
common big bros, you can't be serious about that question. please don't tell me you don't know that the storm starts from the cloud/atmosphere.
Forum GamesRe: Ask A Question, Get A Wrong Answer! by nawa1(op): 12:00pm On Sep 10, 2007
no, is 999 when you rotate 666 to the right by 900


why is a folder called "spam folder" on my yahoo mail account?
CultureRe: Nnunu Ebe: The Mysterious Tree by nawa1(m): 11:34am On Sep 10, 2007
Kashif:
We are still waiting for science on Bemuda triangle. We are still waiting for science on the origin of existence.
my fear is that you are going to wait forever for the science of GOD. the Bermuda Triangle is just "an IMAGINARY area that can be roughly outlined on a map by connecting Miami, Florida; San Juan, Puerto Rico; and the Bahamas, an island chain off the coast of the United States." read more here=> [url]http://images.google.com.ng/imgres?imgurl=http://www.unexplainedstuff.com/images/geuu_02_img0437.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.unexplainedstuff.com/Places-of-Mystery-and-Power/The-Bermuda-Triangle.html&h=323&w=500&sz=23&tbnid=TKhIiPP_2okuVM:&tbnh=84&tbnw=130&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dbermuda%2Btriangle%26um%3D1&start=1&sa=X&oi=images&ct=image&cd=1[/url]

yes ships and planes disappeared there, so what? what do you expect? even if you haven't seen the ocean before, can't you imagine how rough it can be when the storm comes? what kind of ship or plane can you build to withstand the storms of this imaginary area of the ocean?

still want to fantasize yourself? here you are> [url]http://images.google.com.ng/imgres?imgurl=http://www.mysticalblaze.com/BermudaTriangle1.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.mysticalblaze.com/OtherDimensionsBermuda.htm&h=394&w=600&sz=123&tbnid=L1SWZPkzdoc1hM:&tbnh=89&tbnw=135&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dbermuda%2Btriangle%26um%3D1&start=2&sa=X&oi=images&ct=image&cd=2[/url]

Forum GamesRe: Ask A Question, Get A Wrong Answer! by nawa1(op): 10:55am On Sep 10, 2007
tomorrow


how many colours has the Rainbow?
CultureRe: Nnunu Ebe: The Mysterious Tree by nawa1(m): 9:48am On Sep 10, 2007
i also heard (they say) that, some time ago, there was this. . . but i'm yet to see it myself.
Forum GamesRe: Submit Your "quote Of The Day" by nawa1(m): 9:35am On Sep 10, 2007
The greatest pollution problem we face today is negativity. Eliminate the negative attitude and believe you can do anything. Replace 'if I can, I hope, maybe' with 'I can, I will, I must.
Forum GamesRe: Submit Your "quote Of The Day" by nawa1(m): 9:33am On Sep 10, 2007
omoge25:
One day monkey go go market e no go come back - anon

whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door, --misc
cool
CultureRe: Nnunu Ebe: The Mysterious Tree by nawa1(m): 4:40pm On Sep 08, 2007
omoge:
na wa, you haven't said anything about the outcome of your phone conversation. you should follow up now grin
ok omoge, plz come closer let me whisper to you. (i only was putting on an act)
Forum GamesRe: Submit Your "quote Of The Day" by nawa1(m): 4:14pm On Sep 08, 2007
The dictionary is the only place that success comes before
work. Hard work is the price we must pay for success.
EducationRe: Quotes Of The Day by nawa1(op): 3:31pm On Sep 08, 2007
Change before you have to.


It's takin' whatever comes your way, the good AND the bad, that give life flavor. It's all the stuff rolled together that makes life worth livin'.


Leaders are made, they are not born. They are made by hard
effort, which is the price which all of us must pay to achieve
any goal that is worthwhile.
Forum GamesRe: Ask A Question, Get A Wrong Answer! by nawa1(op): 3:09pm On Sep 08, 2007
i think you are wrong


MORE JOKES

BIRTHDAY PRESENT: a wife decides to take her husband to a strip club for his birthday.

they arrive at the club and the doorman says, "hey, dave! how ya doing?". his wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before. "oh, no," says dave, "he's on my bowing team."

when they are seated, a waitress asks dave if he's like his usual and brings over a budweiser. his wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says, "how did she know that you drink budweiser?" "she's in the ladies' bowing league, honey. we share lanes with them"

a stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around dave, and says "hi davey, big boy?" dave's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club.

dave follows and spots her getting into a cab. before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her. he tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having none of it. she is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every name in the book.

the cabby turns his head and says, "looks like you picked up a real bitch tonight, dave."



now the question is: do you think dave is a regular in that strip club?
Jokes EtcRe: Most Outrageous Pictures by nawa1(op): 2:47pm On Sep 08, 2007
clash of the kittydogie

Jokes EtcRe: This Person Is He Supposed To Be In This Nairaland by nawa1(m): 2:38pm On Sep 08, 2007
Bakassi:
''I went to the Market yesterday, I bought Ponmo, Panla, Okete, Palm oil, but I don''t know what to cook? Any suggestions? ''

This person is he supposed to be in this Nairaland
no offense,. . . but u sound more stupid to me angry
Forum GamesRe: Ask A Question, Get A Wrong Answer! by nawa1(op): 2:28pm On Sep 08, 2007
yes i don chop since yesterday


y is that everybody is scared to answer ur question?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Which Football Club Are You Crazy About? by nawa1(m): 2:17pm On Sep 08, 2007
ARSENAL (with pride) cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy wink wink wink wink wink
Jokes EtcRe: Problems Of Marriage by nawa1(m): 1:34pm On Sep 08, 2007
Migines:
@Na wa
na wa for you o. forget it nowww.
no long thing cool cool cool
Jokes EtcRe: Guy pays friend's wife for s** by nawa1(m): 1:28pm On Sep 08, 2007
Migines:
@na wa
man! You rily tripn. Y u attackn clem on all d threads she replied. Just assume nothin eva hapned a'int u a man?
she? i neva knew Clem was a SHE!
Jokes EtcRe: Teacher And Children Vol 2 By Sam Milla by nawa1(m): 1:14pm On Sep 08, 2007
undecided
Jokes EtcRe: Stop Laughing by nawa1(m): 12:55pm On Sep 08, 2007
@ alexmakaay

that joke isn't too bad, but what makes it sucks is this. . .
maybe you're the woman who spoke that grammer,alright,if u don't understand better go to school and do so.
don't understand still?
Jokes EtcRe: Problems Of Marriage by nawa1(m): 12:43pm On Sep 08, 2007
make em tell you so you go yab am say em de copy and paste abi? grin grin grin

(4 all of u wo did not understand y i said dat, plz click here => https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?topic=75720.msg1475862#msg1475862 )
Jokes EtcRe: Guy pays friend's wife for s** by nawa1(m): 12:34pm On Sep 08, 2007
clemcykul:
i still insist create your own jokes no matter how awful they sound,
at least we can either smile, laff or ignore the damn joke al2geda grin grin
how many have you created yourself?
CultureRe: Nnunu Ebe: The Mysterious Tree by nawa1(m): 12:12pm On Sep 08, 2007
there you go . . . grin
Forum GamesRe: Ask A Question, Get A Wrong Answer! by nawa1(op): 12:10pm On Sep 08, 2007
that was outrageously, very grin grin not funny.


you, you de mess huh huh grin grin grin
Jokes EtcRe: Guy pays friend's wife for s** by nawa1(m): 11:34am On Sep 08, 2007
clemcykul:
i have read and reread this particular joke not less than three consercutive times angry angry

just why the hell can't u be creative and post something new?

creat your own jokes and stop copying and pasting grin grin grin grin grin

please endeavour to think up something nice because i know u ure capable grin

no hard feelings and no offence meant grin kiss
if not for the copying and pasting, i may not have come across this rib cracking joke. nice one RALVY wink

MORE PLZZZZ grin grin grin
Jokes EtcRe: This Is Freaky: ! by nawa1(m): 11:31am On Sep 08, 2007
lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed don't know what to say shocked shocked shocked shocked
Jokes EtcRe: The Husband And The Secretrary. by nawa1(m): 11:09am On Sep 08, 2007
what a setup huh grin grin
Jokes EtcRe: foolish wife by nawa1(m): 11:06am On Sep 08, 2007
she's just being a obedient and generous wife, that's all.

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