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Christianity Etc › Re: Children In Istanbul Received Bicycles For Not Missing Fajr Prayers For 40 Days by Nbote(m): 8:19am On Nov 16, 2017
Here dey'll share koko and akara for dem or share plates for dem to go into d streets and become Almajiris
Sports › Re: 2018 World Cup Teams Complete As Peru Book Last Spot by Nbote(m):
I jus dey dream Group A with Russia, Peru, Costa Rica and Nigeria.


MediumStout:
Group B


Spain

Brazil

Nigeria

Japan
Japan is in d same pot 4 with Nigeria so we can't b grouped togeda

abescom:
if you know football you wil know this is not possible. Spain and Brazil will most likely be seed.
Brazil is seeded, Spain is not so dey can meet.


yandevboy:
Some stupidity no get end

2 tier 1 football nations can't be in the same group

Brazil and Spain can't be in the same world cup group


Receive sense slowpoke....
Bros U are quite wrong as Spain and Brazil can actually meet. Spain is ranked 8 and as such are not seeded so dey can b grouped with Brazil or any other team in d top 7 (Germany, Brazil, Portugal, Argentina, Belgium, Poland, France and hosts Russia). Each of dis team is going to make up d 8 groups. Spain and England and d likes of Uruguay are actually in pot 2 and will meet any team from pot 1.

Here are d pots
POT 1. Russia(hosts), Germany(1), Brazil(2), Portugal (3), Argentina(4), Belgium(5), Poland(6), France(7)

POT2. Spain(cool, Peru(10), Switzerland, England, Colombia, Mexico, Uruguay, Croatia

POT3. Denmark, Iceland, Costa Rica, Sweden, Tunisia, Egypt, Senegal, Iran

POT4. Serbia, Nigeria, Morocco, Australia, Japan, South Korea, Saudi Arabia, Panama

No team from d same pot can b grouped together, No team from d same football federation can b grouped together except European teams who can b up to 2 in a group ( So 2 African , South American or Asian teams can't b grouped togeda or
Politics › Re: FG to spend N4.8bn on Villa maintenance in 2018 by Nbote(m): 7:13am On Nov 16, 2017

JESU!! huh WHAT ARE DEY MAINTAINING AGAINhuh ARE DEY BRINGING OLUMO ROCK AND ZUMA ROCK TO JOIN D ASO ROCK??

AFTA ALL D RAT ENFORCED MAINTENANCE JUS A FEW MONTHS AGO. ANYONE DAT COMES IN HERE TO DEFEND DIS IS AN EDIOT
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DIS PPL ARE NO DIFFERENT FROM COMMON THIEVES

Politics › Re: Video Of Kwara Governor’s Adviser Shooting AK47 Surface,as Group Raises Alarm by Nbote(m): 7:00am On Nov 16, 2017
Each day d police kips justifying its rottenness.. Dats a police rifle he's holding and firing.. They have bullets to waste for politicians but none on robbers
Politics › Re: Residence Permits Of Expatriates In Atiku’s Intels, Other Companies Revoked by Nbote(m): 6:53am On Nov 16, 2017
Keneking:
Mynd44 day has broken oh....
Nigeria is fast changing shocked
Into how many pieces did d day break intohuh
Art, Graphics & Video › Re: 517-Year-Old Leonardo Da Vinci's Portrait Of Christ Sells For ₦162.3b (Photo) by Nbote(m): 6:20am On Nov 16, 2017
There's definitely a whole lot more to dat painting dan jus d picture if not how would anyone bid almost half a billion dollars for a painting. In my mind I'm already picturing Illuminati trying to use Robert Langdon to find d code hidden in d painting

Queenlovely:
My uncle would have used thugs or charm to silence other buyers. Then he would have gotten it for free.

He bought a house at Victoria island lagos for just 150 thousand Naira only as against the original 50 million. How he did it still remains a puzzle to me
U know its still too early to start with ur lies, wait till d sun comes up... They're actually getting boring
Business › Re: Nigeria’s Inflation Declines For Nine Consecutive Months by Nbote(m): 6:15am On Nov 16, 2017
Consumer prices are still high and are set to even go higher with some items like rice and other Fud items already on d trajectory..
Phones › Re: Nigerians To Get 14-Day Grace To Roll Over Unused Data – NCC by Nbote(m):
Hahahaha...See dis mumu ppl.. Are we going to rollover what is barely enough to last most ppl 2wks? Of what Use is d extended validity wen the data isn't enofhuh Generally d data isnt enof while for a whole of others, where's d ntwrk to use d data. Someone shld pls help me ask d guy below wetin concern competition TSTv and Dstv with dis useless policy
Business › Re: Inflation Falls To 15.91% In October —NBS by Nbote(m): 6:00am On Nov 16, 2017
Summary of their stats is dat d prices of items are still high albeit lesser than d all time high in May but we all know d inflation didn't go anywhere. Jus last week d price of rice in particular and a whole lot of other items went up again... Last last Fud items are going to go up again especially as we enter d Xmas season
Nairaland General › Jake Amo: Meme Boy Grown In New Photos by Nbote(op): 5:53am On Nov 16, 2017
The boy that took timelines by storm this time a year ago “is doing wonderful”.

A photo of Jake Amo from the village Asempanaye in Ghana has been the meme of choice for many a joke in 2016.



Africa Check determined that photographer Carlos Cortes had taken the famous picture of 4-year old Jake during artist Solomon Adufah’s visit to teach creative studies and art at his school in August 2015.

In July 2017, Adufah returned to Ghana and managed to catch up with Jake.

“He was on school vacation and visiting family during my short stay but I was able to visit [them] to check up on him,” he told Africa Check.

“Jake is also enrolled in an extracurricular programme at his school to help him with his English, maths and drawing. The Ghana Education Services in the Eastern Region District will continue to monitor his progress in working relationship with Homeland Africa and his family.”

See new photos of him below…
http://www.informationng.com/2017/11/see-cute-new-photos-young-boy-became-social-medias-favourite-meme.html/amp

Lalasticlala , Our boy don grow ooo

Sports › Re: Tammy Abraham: I Never Regret To Snub Nigeria by Nbote(m): 10:06pm On Nov 15, 2017
See mumu.. Becos he came played in a friendly abi... Let his ask Agbonlahor and co ... If he thinks he's going to d world cup with England he's dreaming...
Sports › Re: VIDEO: Not Again! Solomon Dalung Refers To Argentina As "Association In Nigeria' by Nbote(m): 9:43pm On Nov 15, 2017
We really need to find a way to gag dis slowpoke and other media aides considering d kind of dumb utterances dey make and come up with
Politics › Re: FG To Split Fashola, Amaechi, Dambazau’s Ministries. by Nbote(m): 9:23pm On Nov 15, 2017
May, May, will , will, shall soon, will soon... Govt of probability. What other evidence do Nigerians need as to how clueless and confused dis govt is... Minister of Rail transport? Minister of Marine transport? Don't forget to find a minister for social media as well, and one for zombies
Politics › Re: Federal Character Policy Hindering Nigeria’s Development – Speaker by Nbote(m): 8:13pm On Nov 15, 2017
Federal Character my foot... Some ppl know dat without Federal character there's no way dey'll b qualified to head or hold any position... Instead of meeting up to d standard of d rest, dey'll rather drag others down with theirs
Sports › Re: Italy Sack Head Coach Ventura by Nbote(m): 8:10pm On Nov 15, 2017
Dey shld have sacked him during d qualifiers especially afta d defeat to Spain. He clearly had no idea what he was doing and d Azzurri would have to pay for it by missing d World cup...
Food › Re: Another Monitor Lizard Killed..... by Nbote(m):
wolesmile:
Mr Nwagwu James Chimeziem that graduated from IMSU.... Why not teach me some basic comprehension skills!
Ismail Wole Bimbola Salam hope U found wat u were looking for on my FB page.. Surprised ryt? Didnt need an info to find u out neither do I need to post ur full web profile (yea I know all of it) to prove a point... Stop shifting goal posts.. No wonder u were arguing about balls dat u haven't got...
Politics › Re: Ndigbo Has Gotten All They Deserve From Buhari's Govt - Adesina by Nbote(m): 5:51pm On Nov 15, 2017
Seriously almost everyone in dis govt have no idea how to talk or address issues... They are always making controversial statements dats aiding to further fuel conspiracies
Politics › Re: I Wish Buhari Greeted Me On My Birthday, Says Fayose by Nbote(m): 5:43pm On Nov 15, 2017
Fayose U sef like attention.. Baba dat didn't call Nigerians wen he was missing in action will now call u becos it's ur birthday.. U sef think am na
Health › Re: Digital Pill That Tracks Use When Swallowed Gets FDA Approval by Nbote(m): 5:39pm On Nov 15, 2017
Oyibo sef... Somebody cannot jus mad in peace again without anybody tracking dem... Oya awon end time ppl will comman and call it end time chip
Food › Re: Another Monitor Lizard Killed..... by Nbote(m): 5:35pm On Nov 15, 2017
wolesmile:
Laughing in Swahili... grin grin grin grin
Tell me, what has rearing of catfish got to do with endangered species?
No wonder, and I was even wasting my tym... How did I ever expect a dumb person to have basic comprehension skills.
Food › Re: Another Monitor Lizard Killed..... by Nbote(m): 4:47pm On Nov 15, 2017
wolesmile:
What is the rate of reproduction of a fish in a year, and how many fingerlings do they produce at once?
Oh, sorry. I was about going on and on, but realize I could be talking to an ignoramus who probably knows next to nothing about the need for natural preservation. To you, it's all about eat, eat, eat and eat.
If u weren't dumb u would have known what people rear around here is mainly catfish... Apart from d catfish which is mainly consumed in beer parlours as point and kill, how many other freshwater fish do u rear in dis region. If U knew anything about endangered species, extinction and preservation den U'ld have known d role their habitat has to play. Trying to sound politically correct like d west doesn't mean U have sense...
Food › Re: Another Monitor Lizard Killed..... by Nbote(m): 3:48pm On Nov 15, 2017
wolesmile:
I think it's high time we staged a protest against the extinction of some species of animals.
How exactly are dey going extincthuh Have fishes u eat everyday gone extinct? Or bushmeat(grasscutter). Abeg make una let us her word and leave meat for ppl wey dey chop am.. Dey are only eating dem, not destroying their habitat
TV/Movies › Re: Owner Of Alibaba.com Jack Ma, Tony Jaa, Jet Li And Donnie Yen Star In A Movie by Nbote(m): 3:32pm On Nov 15, 2017
Wen all of dem resemble how won't dey all know Tai chi and Kungfu.. Its their culture and tradition jare... Jus imagine Dangote or Otedola taking part in local wrestling
Celebrities › Re: I Put All My Boys In Business Class - Davido Brags As They Jet To Dubai by Nbote(m): 3:23pm On Nov 15, 2017
Awon ballers.. D guy dey try carry his team along every tym...
Crime › Re: BREAKING!! Soldiers Storm Students Hostel In Ebonyi State, Molest Them (photos) by Nbote(m): 3:10pm On Nov 15, 2017
Why some of in like to embarrass d south east every time... All dis dumb and made up stories
Science/Technology › Re: Best App For Searching Or Identifying Image On The Internet by Nbote(m): 2:57pm On Nov 15, 2017
It's Google reverse image search.. Google search offers d option. So also are a couple of other websites.. Jus type Image search or Google reverse image search to learn how
Food › Re: Rivers Police Officer Kills Fish, Shares Photos On Facebook by Nbote(m): 2:42pm On Nov 15, 2017
Pidginwhisper:
Just stick to your data selling coz you no go fit get better job if u wan find job if you dey carry this kind mentality waka. If I dey hot zone I dey always carry my riffle,even if I dey off. Go sell data abeg,customer dey wait.
If u dey hotzone no b on duty?? As u dey off U dey wear uniform waka upandan na abi? Who dey off duty dey wear uniform and carry rifle? ... Maybe U think say Data selling na full time job.. Ur own dey ur body
Romance › Re: Lady Catches Boyfriend In Bed With Her Bestie Kissing (Photos) by Nbote(m): 2:21pm On Nov 15, 2017
When women say men are dogs are dey actually agreeing to d fact dat women are bitches becos it takes 2 to tango and d Men are not running afta demselves
Crime › Re: Kaduna Police Arrest Kidnap Kingpin And 8 Others by Nbote(m): 2:14pm On Nov 15, 2017
Despite all d ones dey've been catching and parading on dat axis there's still more huh
Food › Re: Rivers Police Officer Kills Fish, Shares Photos On Facebook by Nbote(m): 1:56pm On Nov 15, 2017
Pidginwhisper:
Na the thing wey you for talk first you talk last. Meaning your sense of reasoning dey backward compatible

Coz person wey get sense go know say he dey off,The gun wey he carry go catch fish na for protection
D problem with some of una na say na catarhh dey una head...Him dey off duty still dey on uniform carry rifle join? So according to ur catarhh in ur head, an off duty officer carries a rifle for his protection abi??
Politics › Re: Buhari Calls For Calm, Respect For Constitution In Zimbabwe by Nbote(m): 1:23pm On Nov 15, 2017
PMB shld mind his business which is d Cabal and not interfere in what God is doing in dat country... Since nobody remembered d constitution wen he sacked his VP and plan to replace him with his wife, Nobody shld interfere now dat d ppl who helped him stay in power have removed him

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