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Dem don start... Na so dem wan take chop am ooo... Wat dem give us outrageous bill of how d Billions were spent.

The Bronchitis he had complicated his matter..

D summary of dis all is dat anti malarial drugs can be used to treat it which means Africa is beta positioned to combat d virus.. Our malaria pandemic is now somewhat a blessing in disguise

Struck up a conversation with a spider in my house today.. He's a web designer

Earthking77:
o Ye men of little faith

O Ye Man of mighty Faith, why did U have to maintain social distance since U had so much faith? U Shld had ignored the social distancing and sat in d usual arrangement or ignored calls to always sanitize and wear facemasks

Our ppl in d south East will still pocket d money at d detriment of their kinsmen

Lookat d kind of ediots we share dis country with.. Saudi Arabia and Iran who are d 2 major headquarters of both Islamic sects are on lockdown yet some bunch of retards who learnt by cramming arabic dey dont understand are making noise. Where is sars wen U need dem

Salex007:
China tried to give USA a run for her money.
USA was not happy, she felt threatened because of China's rapid economic growth & rising influence in the world, especially in Asia which has the highest population proportion as compared to other continents.
In retaliation, USA fueled chaos in Hong Kong, but terribly failed as China managed to control the situation, prompting think of USA to think of another method.
Fearing the consequences of escalation & possibility of military action, the USA contemplated a covert strategy that would be used to destabilise China & Iran which seemed to be working on becoming a great influence in the Middle East, hence diverting the attempts to overthrow USA as the world economic super power, or give Russians an advantage.
The CIA revisited its laboratories & came up with a perfect solution (so they thought) which was accepted by the US security Council, since they had a vaccine for the original COVID-19, hence averting threats of a possible boomerang effect.
On the night of a particular day in January 2020,CIA delivered the viruses in Wuhan icy mountain using the undetectable F-35 stealth combat fighter jet. Below Wuhan mountain is China's Aquatic sciences laboratory, serving as a perfect cover,which would make it appear as though China was responsible for the virus.
China, realizing too late that she had been attacked with a biological weapon, took samples of the virus, tested them & discovered that it was impossible to create a viable vaccine within a short period of time due to its characteristic rapid mutation, so what next?
China's scientists & military experts therefore decided to perform a biological twist to the original virus using "Reverse engineering" then decided to send it back to the USA & her allies in Europe, Italy being the worst hit by the metamorphosed virus.
As soon a the first case was recorded in US, they tested & discovered that the virus had been altered & that the intended vaccines couldn't work on the new version, & that is why it is being reported that recovered patients are testing positive again.
This is why POTUS-Trump is fuming & angry that his own creation has come back to haunt the US!
Even so, the USA is hiding the exact number of victims to avert a crisis of panic, rage & an economic shutdown.
It is for this reason again that the USA is trying to buy off anyone who might create a working vaccine (Germany was approached),so that she gets patent rights & prevents China from accessing it.
Now as the virus spreads throughout the world, China, Europe & US scientists are in a race to manufacture a vaccine for the virus, which is what China wanted; To be in the same position with her opponents.
We have always imagined a WW3 which involved bombers flying high in the skies, a lot of nuclear bombs & gunshots renting the air, but modern warfare has dramatically changed all those perceptions.
Today WW3 is happening right before our eyes! What a moment to be alive!
Africa will suffer for no reason, & it will become worst hit!
However, there is hope in everything, we still believe in hope even when the odds are obviously worrying.
Say a short prayer for our continent my beloved people.��

It is d boredom of d sit at home and d many movies U have seen dat is beginning to put ideas in ur head.. If u were quite up to date den U'ld had known dis virus had been ravaging China since December

We are screwed ... And some ediots were celebrating d President listening to updates in an earlier thread

Bought half bag last 2wks for 4000, last week for for 4500 and 5000 today... Mudu used to 120 but 180 as at today... Abuja

Jewessgratitudd:
Ah ah oga, half bag every week? Una dey use am do moimoi or garri porridge? Or do you sell? Cos I wonder how half bag lasts only a week. Hmm..

I want to know other varieties garri can be used for apart from Eba o.lol

Heheheheh... I was jus stocking up on supplies jare. We plenty for house so we normally buy half bag for use in d house. But due to d virus outbreak and lockdown I bought extra last week jus to b on d safe side. But den I realized knowing d kind of country we are in, we may b in for a long lockdown and prices will definitely start rising. Dats why I went back for anoda half today. So as it stands right now I have over 1 bag in d house

She wanted dem to run away make she carry her free merchandise run go house

Melezenawii:
Doubters of Pictures ... please see the Video....is not easy to be wailers and liars at the same time

Are U not ashamed Every single President of every country affected by dis crisis so far are d ones giving live updates and real time updates of what is happening in their countries but here u are celebrating dat ur President is receiving updates?? Every President and Head of Government have come out to give the ppl updates on what d government is doing, plans they are putting in place and actions dey are taking atleast to calm d nerves of d populace. Are U normalEvery other state governor in dis country and Head of state of every other country have all come out to give their personal updates, what is stopping d robot in Aso rock Serious ehn it is ppl like U dat makes it hard for dis country to get things right..

Beta let dem even spread it amongst demselves and let nature get rid of dem for us... Bunch of selfish ediots

SweetCunt97:
You think it will be any better if new batch gets into there? Sorry but the people is corrupt already. It has eaten too deep

Ehna atleast let nature deal with dis batch first. We will worry about d next batch wen dey com and nature will find it's own way to take care of dem since we have too many stupid ppl making it hard for us to take care of dem

Dis man no dey tire with all dis his outrageous and useless tales? What are d evidences of those donations? What has d FG done in making d masses feel safe? Lagos and some other states are disinfecting and showing isolati8n centers, wen is d FG going to start acting? When is it going to get easy for those who are not elites to get tested despite d tests kits being a donation from a foreign philanthropist?

There is hope den... If Only ppl realise dat d earlier we lockdown and respect d rules, d sooner we can all get over dis and get on with our lives.. Disobeying by not staying indoors is only going to prolong and spread d virus more.. Stay safe by obeying

Dis one na bomb...

gcey2k:
Lolzzzz, interesting way to view it, but this healing process has been ongoing long before COVID-19.

Not really... With all d humans, companies and factories under lockdown, ozone layer dat has been depleting is now healing as vehicular and other machines emitting dangerous gases have been grounded. Basically every of man's activity dat has endangered nature is at a halt ryt now

No one can really be fully prepared for something like dis.. A total lockdown in a society as ours is going to b hellish for most ppl.. Like U mentioned hunger will kill most ppl even before corona gets to dem

No one can really be fully prepared for something like dis.. A total lockdown in a society as ours is going to b hellish for most ppl

And it's about to start getting really ugly... Ppl brace ourselves and stay safe

Covid 19 is mother nature's only way of punishing mankind and healing itself at d same time

CokeBar:
Exactly! The proximity to Abuja should be a thing of concern.

Ppl still dont want to understand how serious dis is.. I've been thru dat Murada and Morocco road axis twice in d past couple of days and everyone doesn't seem bothered despite d state govts ban on markets and public gatherings

To ur tent oo Israel...

CokeBar:
Yes, yes

Suleja desperately needs that's

Seriously oo... Ppl still do not understand how serious dis whole thing is.

If d police and others had gone afta dem now dey would have mobilized nationwide and embarked on a corona riot.. Watch how d police and every security agency out there would swoop on churches on Sunday.. If

Fumigate? How exactly is fumigation going to minimize and guard d populace against covid-19?

And my useless country cannot boast of up to 30 working ones nationwide... Infact there are only 3 in the Teavhing Hospital in Abuja and despite d pressing needs for it and upgrades to d heath care facilities, d useless govt is still intent on remaining useless

Fatality

"Muhammadu Buhari is the Joe Biden of Nigeria: 1- People don’t know where he is. 2- He doesn’t know where he is. 3- He doesn’t know what he’s talking about.

Chaiiiii See finishing.... Dis summary is conclusive becos d Imam completely finished Buhari.. He finished him completely

Why not force dem to close down? Why destroy their business??

Why not force dem to close down their shops or stores? Why destroy d store and its contents??