small children thread!!!!
which wan be fine boy and their challenges, life is all about what you have to offer, if u think am lying ask sagna of man city

op you are a good example of d masses who goes around helping people calculate their money...Get a job

Skmoda360:

You are just plainly dumbb and stuuupid tell seun to come and ban me.

not my fault that your brain Is too low to grab what I said.. f..off

am blaming van gal for sending man u to Europa cup

she don't give a fu*k about anybody

izzou:

Who's to blame for this?
Definitely not God, because he gave us common sense for reasoning
How can someone erect a structure close to a high tension pole??
RIP to the dead
Hope Manchester United Fc will send their condolences

am blaming van gal for sending man u to Europa cup

e no go better for man u...



if they were in champions league dis shit would not happen



but no were is safe in the world





rip

na to deactivate my face book ...this crazy

but this efe just dey go everywhere...
guy chill small make u invest

no Wonder American never liked them stupid rules..

Threebear:
Barely a week after the BBN show is over and Efe is out of the spotlight like most people rightfully predicted. Here are ten reasons he will join most of the former reality TV show winners in obscurity.

1 He lacks star power...... One look at Efe and he looks like just about anyone on the street. While his fellow contestants TBoss, Gifty and Soma can all pass as people you see on TV, Efe looks bland and not TV spicy.

2 He has little to no talent..... Efe masquerades as a rapper but his rapping skills are atrocious to say the least. As evidenced by his performance at the recently concluded controversial AY show, he lacks stage presence too.

3 He is not a looker.... Two things are obtainable in the Nigerian entertainment scene, either you are for the street or you are for women .Efe's rap game is too weak to conquer the street and his appearance is too drab to conquer the womenfolk.

4 His inability to improve...... Anyone that watched the show would tell you Efe simply refused to improve on himself. He kept on screaming he was real and refused to either accept his mistakes or improve on his mediocrity.

5 He has no selling point..... Efe claiming razz and local might have worked like wonders on the gullible masses in a reality TV show but in the real world where the key to acceptance to celebdom lies on how you sell your wealth, lifestyle and attitude ,what does Efe really have to offer?

6 He lacks controversy.... In the world where the Kim Kardashians of the world are constantly on the news for one reason or another, what will Efe offer the world, when his talent is not strong enough to put him on the map?

7 Efe was an experiment...... Efe came at a time when Nigeria was greatly in need of change. The zeal people used to crown him winner reflects the psychological dimension of people at the said time .people were drastically in need of change, making Efe the winner reflects the innate desire of the masses to see change in the situation of the country. It was very convenient he came at the right time too.

8 TBoss.... She was the biggest nemesis and threat to Efe for the 25 million naira and even though Efe later took the money, T Boss took the fame. In recent times Tonto who was one of the most controversial actresses swung the public opinion to her favour,after publicly lambasting her ex husband for cheating.Toke makinwa another constant victim of cyberbullying managed to dilute her hate with her autobiography "on becoming " the internet needs a new scape goat and right now TBoss is nicely filling up the role. Whether she rides her new role to the peak of the entertainment industry remains to be seen.

9 He lacks vision.... ...Efe has enumerated time and time again, that he wants to use the money to pursue his music career. One would think that with such a crappy EP the young man of 24 would sincerely be looking to delve into another career but apparently not.

10 He is too inexperienced..... Efe who has confessed several times that he depends on his elder brother for practically everything in life will this time stand on his own and become a man. With lots of money and fame at his disposal, people that would want to use him and step on him will be innumerable. He allowed several ex housemates in the last big brother editon ,use him to gather votes or extend their stay in the house, are we really going to be shocked if lightening strikes twice?

jobless slave



hater of the year,

KingKush01:
Hoes Never Change just tell your friend to relegate that babe to side chick then get himself a good girl

thanks for me this advice special way to treat my gal who think that she is smarter than me


bitch would always be bitches

menh you have said it all, being a first son ain't easy at all especially when u have others looking up to you but yet u not stable ..you just have to keep pushing and never give up

this is the worst trend have ever read.

soon na so my haters go locate me for WhatsApp congratulating me




@ based on believe....

it's no one business....



na dem sabi


@

piperson:
if E pain u So much, He's in his house, Go and beat him, shikenah!

slave

I would add the red colour to our flag cos some bad men head would role

daniel na ur fat luck oo,

erneststrongwill:
Hot sugar mummies looking for companion on Friday night and willing to pay up to 100 thousand.it's not fake but real.call agent George if you are interested-07015286157

tell her to call me amma pay her more

that is the problem of an average Nigerian, always thinking of how others spend their money....
#mindyourbusiness






life na perHEAD

oba don't leave his palace

I taught they said the match would be played tomorrow..

bad men....

WotzupNG:


https://lifestyletonight..com.ng/2017/01/7-ways-poor-guys-survive-without_4.html?m=1

dumbest post of d year

slex:
Greetings everyone. I feel so bad , sad and traumatised right now because of how someone just decided to wake up one day and do evil to me. My essence of writing this is to use Nairaland as a means of educating more people on the dangers you may face when your ATM card has been compromised.


Yesterday after finishing up work for the day i did my usual closing time ritual; i shut my system down, switched off the AC and the sockets then started my journey and this was already 6-01pm. When i reached Chevron round about at exactly 6-37pm I heard the usual notification tone on my phone that i had received a message. I ignored after 2 mins i heard another then i removed the phone from my pocket and checked lo and behold what did i see?N20k debit alert from GTB twice.

I was like WHAT!!! when did i initiate these transactions and while still looking at the messages surprised another N20k debit alert came in after a few seconds yet another N20k totalling N80,000 naira. Like a man possessed I quickly Hotlisted my Account by sending an sms with the Hotlist format and after that i received a message that my Account has been hotlisted from GTB but it was already too late. The balance left after the N80k taken was just N7k.

My people , the feeling of seeing your money leaving your account in ral time is a very crazy experience I felt so helpless. Anyways I have gone to a GTB Branch and complained but they are telling me it can take a week to 3 months for investigations to be concluded. Me i want my money refunded and i dont even get why it has to take so long (45 days max) to resolve that issue. Thank God i have 2 other accounts but this has got me thinking that our banks need to protect s their clients more.

The thief used a POS/Web transfer channel to remove the money why?because he knows if he uses an ATM his face will be captured by CCTV or the camera on the machine meaning No be today him de do this kain thing.

tthere should be some sort of way to prevent unauthorised transfers honestly. Either when you want to pay with a POS machine a message shoud be sent to you requesting authorization before payment can be done on a POS machine. How this thief bypassed OTP authorization to remove money from my account beats my imagination.

Please be careful everyone.

From a pained member.

boys are not smiling

bumi10:
A 20yrs old male teacher has been arrested by Nigeria Police in Jigawa State today being Tuesday 11th, 2017 for allegedly burning a Volkswagen Bus belonging to a company in Dutse Local Government Area of the state.

According to NAN, the police Spokesman, Mr Jinjiri Abdu, who confirmed the arrest, said the suspect, (Names withheld), a junior secondary school teacher, allegedly used petrol and matches and set the bus ablaze. He explained that the vehicle belonged to a company called Skin Defence, producers of medicated soap in Kano State.

He said the suspect committed the offence on April 10 in Kwaimawa village when the company’s representative was conducting sales promo for a medicated soap in the village. “The suspect burnt the bus after his mother participated in the promo and won a body lotion.

“The mother later demanded that the lotion be replaced with wrapper or N500, but the company declined. “After the bus moved to another place, this man went and brought petrol and matches which he allegedly used to set the bus ablaze.

“And there were items worth N1m that got burnt in the bus, and both the bus and items were valued at N1.5m,” the police spokesman said. He said the investigation into the matter had commenced after which the suspect would be charged to court.

http://www.exlinklodge.com/2017/04/a-20yrs-old-man-sets-company-vehicle.html

that is life, don't fu*k wit some people penny

d guy dey shame to look front?

even Ghana dey vex..Africa can't move forward that is why no full black nation in d world is developed

Moving4:
DAT is childish of Timaya to HV said dat

with due respect it is more childish of u not to understand common English.. he did not make any comparison here