Halancornell:
NCAN02 Divison1 reporting for duty ! . . Btw where is NCANCHAIRMAN

My brother na economy hide us oh. Alarm

bashydemy:



LOL you need to read this too hahha..


https://www.nairaland.com/3928098/man-shoots-lover-double-barrel-gun


Igbos..

Thing is today it's your turn. Tomorrow it's the turn of the Igbos. Man up and take the shots today.

Our own is enjoy the bashing between una

Omotayo Salaudeen

Omotayo was paraded along side her accomplice, Oladapo Dolapo aged 24 who actually stabbed the deceased four times while the wife blocked his breathing with a pillow.

ephi123:


It's even worse when people do not have the sense of worth to stand up and defend their identity. What a huge shame.

Ephi nau. Have I not given you enough space so that you could breathe? Abi don't you remember? - Adele

Oke Mustapha and Yisau Musibau. Arraigned for defilement of underaged students.

@NcanSecretary please comman tell me their tribes oh.

While I wait for my secretary let me use a picture that matches their head.....

See his head

Mr. Kunle Sodipo Williams, a Nigerians of Yoruba decent


According to documents filed with the court, Kevin Kunlay(Kunle) Williams aka Kunlay Sodipo, 56 who resided in St. Louis, Missouri in the United States has pleaded guilty to mail fraud, aggravated identity theft, voter fraud and illegally re-entering the country after he was deported.

Question, why is it that senior citizens of Oodua Republic carry crime on their head in old age?

TonyeBarcanista:

my mission is to ensure that neither PDP nor APC are returned in 2019. Both are failed project

You cannot battle with both the PDP and APC at once. New parties are not tested and people are wary of the new in politics. They would rather go with the devils they know. Join APC. We will gladly accept you.

Olufemi Goriola

The suspect has confessed to be a dealer in sales of human part, while investigation revealed that he has been to prison twice over the same offence.

NCANChairman

dessz:
the others are not ncan,................BUT I AM A CHAIRMAN OF NCAN .

two men, IFEANYI ILOBA AND EJIMA ODITA succumbed to konji and tried their "trademark" crimes of rape and robbery. but fortunately the flatro@#..I mean the men were caught.

THIS IS NCAN REPORTING FOR DUTY, OVER AND OUT

NCAN911:
NCAN911 REPORTING DIRECT FROM DELTA, Names mentioned Has been Scanned and result shows they are 100% IPOB no addition no subtraction ... thanks
signed NCANCHAIRMAN

Come, is this a joke or what?

Both of you report to head office this morning.

Ncanchairman

72- year - old Adebowale Aderibigbe ( dealer) and Akeem Nasiru ( manufacturer)

I try not to take sides but if this was In the East, we will not rest today.

NCANChairman

I thought this issue has been laid to rest.

Abi wetin dem talk different from wetin dey on ground?

CaptainKool15:
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Unto Booking tins because Evans and Tonto and Snake and Suleiman be like front page tins.

Where the bust?

No name?

Investigations revealed he was framed

Ncanchairman

We know who they are based on our investigations

Ncanchairman

Is Saka not a westerner?

NCANChairman

Olaolu Akorede

As part of improvement processes we will be pasting the picture of the criminals. When the picture is not available, a generic one will be used.

NCANChairman

Western crime committed by westerners no doubt.

NCANChairman

Criminal is Unkown. Could be a westerner or another tribe for all I know.

Unable to generate report.

NCANChairman

Shafiiimran99:
O Ghanaians, don't let any pastor decieve u as Dad G E O ADEBOYE did in Nigeria. Beware, Pastor Adeboye is MMM promoter in case u see him in Ghana run from him

Will you stop that nonsense.

nony43:
MMM is paying ooo, if you like criticize them, they have paid me four times this year

What does MMM is paying even mean?

Na MMM pay you abi na fellow Nigerian?

ephi123:


It's against the rules of the association, even during induction they mentioned it
As the chairman, na you suppose be our role model, lol

Ok oh. I will start trolling him since I can't break his legs.

ephi123:


You are on your own for that one oh!

Am I not fine enough? Or is it that other Boy on Nairaland that you are liking?

I've seen you guys commenting together.

ephi123:


NCANChairman, wetin be my offence na?! I have paid all my membership dues for the year, or another new levy don enter? Na you go pay that one oh, money don finish

You aff not paid love dues na.

ephi123:

Why are doing me like this ehn?

ephi123:


Duh.

You only just realized this? Were you born yesterday?

Bolaji Dosunmu

Ahem! Coughs! My throat started paining me immediately I wanted to pronounce his name and tribe. Must be the gas/powder/jazz used in the west.

NCANChairman