₦airaland Forum

obidevine:
NCANChairman, please what do you have to say about the scarcity of NIGERIAN international Passport booklets? https://www.nairaland.com/3698081/scarcity-international-passport-booklets-nigeria

What is the name of the person responsible and his tribe?

NcanChairman

ephi123:
lol! true talk, even Iara Oshiomole will testify to that

Just now now you don enter marriage. That's too fast na. Lets start with a meal or two first na.

ephi123:
Loool! Nice try but wrong!
So you people sef have president, secretary and board members. E be like say recession never reach that side

Union leaders nor dey ever dey hungry. Members will always pay dues.

So you mean you are not beni? Can't you become beni for my sake?

ephi123:
You are completely on your own
I'm a Nigerian, dazall.

Ah! you be beni! I dey trip for you already. Abeg come follow me chop Ncan union money

ephi123:
Have a safe trip

Are you a benin girl? I would love to get to know you too. Not the biblical know oh

IpobExposed:
Oga don't call me Mumu

Please kindly identify your tribe

NcanChairman

congrats ifeoma white Thorpe

NcanChairman

Em..............if I call the name of the suspected tribe this lady hails from, many will attack me.

Besides, this work am doing is seke(Secretary) work. I dunno why he will not come and work his work.

I have more important things to do like visiting Edo state, seeing the oba and hang out with some Benin girls.


NcanSecretary abeg please process.

NcanChairman

DickDastardly:
To bring back Ebola don dey hungry you? Na Ebola kill that thing o. Just comot there now now now before e late for you.

I have checked your name as a true Nigerian.

NCANChairman

Here to check names of Buhari supporters.

NCANChairman

LOGDAN:
NcanChairman na isoko your face done turn go again, you go tireoooo

Of course i'll get tired. How can i compare to the ENDURANCE of the Isoko man.

Moniker LOGDAN checked and documented as possible Isoko.

NcanChairman

hucienda:
Pathetic!!

Abia? That's a new one. Not the subconsciously expected suspect.

cc: NCANChairman

It's nothing new. Many have used parents and siblings for rituals and Abia is not exempted.

Crime: Ritual murder

Criminal: A son of perdition from the east.

Victim Profile: Cecilia Nwanjie. A hardworking woman cut down by an evil boy.


Rest in peace madam


Ncanchairman

360command:
all this things needs to be stopped on nairaland. this is not maturity.

Nairaland is not necessarily built for maturity.

Ncan Chairman

This na Warri boys

NcanChairman

Names please.

NcanChairman

SuperBlack:
You need Office

I dey tell you!

NcanChairman

Names: Friday Aigbogun and Olamide Fashanu.

Tribes: Benin and yoruba

Crime: fighting and assault

Victim profile: Ajoke Wasiu the separator of the fight but seen as meddlesome interloper



Ncanchairman

alBHAGDADI:
If you are not a Christian, Pls don't interfere.

@OP

It has passed the point of him forgiving her It is now the time for him to seek forgiveness from God for going against his commandment.

Tell the mods to make all NL's accept Jesus Christ as their Lord and personal savior before commenting.

NcanChairman

She committed a crime. It's beyond cheek slapping.

Anyways na name I come check.

NcanChairman

hucienda:
Fraudsters? Shrine? Ogun state?

cc: NCANChairman

Names: Olayinka Adeola and Ibrahim Balogun

Tribe: westerners

Crime: fraud

location of base: shrine.

Victim profile: urhobo who wanted to become rich through the use of jazz



NcanChairman

Homeboiy:
NCANchairman

waka come oo

50-50

Wilfred Ehis, 30; Bright Eloho, 24, Emeka Egbemedu, 22 and Olanrewaju Kamilu, 33

In all my years of name checking I have never seen this before. One Isan, one urhobo, one igbo, and one yoruba.

Only a union like this can perpetrate such daring well planned crimes. Wonder what positive unity would achieve.

Anyways I only came to check names.

NCANChairman

Abortions:
STOP ADVERTISING UR NAME ON MY THREAD WITOUT PAYIN

You should be happy ni. That I crested my name on your thread ni.

Johnson Olusegun Salako and Benedict peters

Name checked as one westerner and one easterner. Will become subjects of the Onikuje once they are apprehended.

NCAN Chairman

Ogbonna.

Source is unverified. Name cannot be checked

NCANchairman

uvalued:
come biko nu who giv u dat post shu.. i must contest that post...chai...@seun must dissolve this thing.. we cannot take this... else supreme court must here this

hahaha I will uphold my duties fairly as the duly elected, permanent chairman of NCAN

Aminat ( Okiribiti)

Checked.

NCANChairman

Heard the place is sealed off.

No name checking will be done. This is a religious matter.

NCANChairman

Nne5:
Nice

I know sooo many people that'll be getting married next month.

why are you sad?

NCANChairman

And for tribes to enable easy name checking.

NCANChairman

What kind of story is this?

What's your tribe?

NCANChairman

Olasunkanmi

Checked.

NCANChairman