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prinsam30:
What door are they knocking, both teams ar just playing safe and defensive buh Man United are more useless with defence

Arsenal is being catious cus of Kiwor and the other short guy whom I have not seen play for them this season. So far, they look very average and United need to take their chances. Unfortunately, we have got only one chance in the first half.

Usmanovic95:
That guy remind me of mustafi, they can produce good moment for large part of match but still come up with a brainfart that cost the team. But I love his humility, he doesn't complain despite the little minute he is getting.

He should please remain humble. Man United need to take their chances in this game.

FORWARDEVERLY:
Arsenal go beat Manchester United like Market thieves...

Na so. With Kiwor? Na we go flog Arsenal today..

dominique:
I have a feeling Arsenal is going to bottle this match, I hope I'm wrong

Definitely....With Kiwor at the back, I believe we can flog Arsenal.

OgaTheTop2:
My guy, very boring place. I japa go Yankee straight!

Oh I now understand..Tut japa to Nigeria.

Episode22:
Hello Nairalanders, I'm not here to brag, I just need advice before I get lost.

I have two relatives living abroad (UK), both are from my mothers side, same father and same mother...

Just few days ago, I was called and told that they are making plans to send me to the UK early next year to go and stay with my uncle and find something doing there... they already communicated with my uncle abroad, and they just wanted to surprise me.

I'm 29 years old now, I graduated from school last two years as a petroleum engineering. Though, I'm not doing any work for now. My girlfriend is pregnant for me, and I have not disclosed it to anybody yet.

But the truth is that my mind doesn't want to go, I'm not ready and I have told them. They have already started telling me this is a one time opportunity, and that if I miss it, I won't see it again, but I have made up my mind that I don't want to go.

I just can't leave my friends here, I just don't know but I can't..

I need advice,

Why should I go, when my self and my mind is not ready...

Send you to UK with which kind of visa?

OgaTheTop2:
Nigerians in UK are the "I mind my business...mind your business" type. Negative social lives, very boring place with bad weather. Managed to stay couple of years and then japa danu. Omo, I hate that place

** I speak for myself.

Iree o!

That's because you are a very big boy abi who dey japa from pounds sterling?

datola:
This old 2010 car for N10 million?

Na wa o

Nigeria is really gone.

cjudy:
You Dey tell person wey them born yesterday. I don’t boast, you don’t know me.

Take it like that. 2011, $10k will take you to any Europe country

Through which route?

cjudy:
You’re a kid.
Do you know how much is 1.5m in 2011? $10k

With that amount, you can travel to any country of your choice.

Pls do not make me laugh. In 2011, I was already a multi millionaire and already visited 5 European countries + America. Now when we talk of real Japa, I guess you guys just think it a child's play and underestimate the cost required for this process. I remembered that same 2011, I bought a 2010 Toyota corolla around 4 million. Are you saying half of that money could have relocated me successfully to US, UK or Australia. Dey play.....

cjudy:
How much is Japa 2011 and what’s dollar rate 2011?

Be like you Dey wake up from sleep.

Dollar as at then was around 153/$ then 10k is enough for you to Japa which is around 1,530,000

Na now you see say your messiah don scatter the corntree Abi?

You are very funny. 1.5 million to japa in 2011? Through which route exactly and to which country? Unless you won a lottery..

cjudy:
Don’t waste your time. Sell your family land, sell properties and relocate out of that country. If you get ear, hear now ooo. Things will get worst and you will beg to leave but couldn’t. Japa of 1.5m 3yrs ago is now around 20m today. If you keep delaying, it will get to 500m then you will be trapped like North Korea citizens

You are probably living in a dream land. Japa was not even 1.5 m in 2011.

Wema!!! Small but mighty...

Gerrard59:
I can recall when that bank opened. I am curious, what made you open an account with a greenhorn bank to the extent you had 8 million inside?

I didn't see it coming as I used the money to help my friend working there as a RM to build his cabal. I was initially mad with him that he did not tell me that the bank was sinking but he expressed that everything came as a shock. I am told NDIC insures up to NGN5m so I can still get that amount when I visit Nigeria in Jan.

IPDGP:
Where there is truth population will be less.
Your last statement about people going to heaven, we are not God that will judge so I don't know where u hear that from

Be deceiving yourself. So there is no truth in the entire France..

IPDGP:
Well said, old age don dey affect this man.

God bless Church Of Christ, you can't just be for pulpit dey talk rubbish.

If it is the church of Christ (COC)_ that i know, then you are deceiving yourself. Very tiny church like that....You wont find it in many countries and they claim they are the only one going to heaven.

Timagex:
How did you put an automatic gear car in “drive” and you were still able to push it out without starting the engine? I’m just curious.

We used to put our dad’s manual Mitsubishi car in neutral gear and then push it out without turning it on.


Nice write up. Brings back memories…

Hahaha my brothers those days. Very stubborn guy.. now a psycathrist consultant in US.

Na so Japa cheap? 5million NGN than can not buy a 2007 nigeria used rickety camry?

uvie66:
....they will have deported all the Africans.

Don't mind the stupid fellow.

Stupid woman. Imagine if this how they treat black people in foreign land. Were!

Jamiuokolaa:
Haba

How is it rickety?

You have bad mouth o

2009 and we are in 2024.

Both teams below average..

jaephoenix:
Are you even aware that the difference between Liverpool and the seventh club is 10 points. Lol. Una jus dey cap anyhow

What does that mean?

Hope my darling United will turn up when the new coach resumes. Any of the top 7 can win the league with this downfall of city.

fastseo:
If the wife can file for asylum using a lawyer.

I just feel for the wife and innocent children. Just imagine what the woman will be going through right now.

God..... After celebrating and leaving Naija and Tinubu only to use ur hand to scatter the whole thing. If he need sex why not patronise hookup girls on hokup site they charge 150 pounds... Or take the next cheapest flight to Lagos... There are many Nigerians girls on Facebook when they see UK pictures on ur Facebook them don fly to ur DM wanting to be ur friends...land in Lagos spend two weeks and be back

Flight to Lagos from UK to hook up? This world is full of nonsense.

Goosethetruth:
I thought you were masquerading as a Manchester United fan before.
I don't know what truth about Arsenal I will tell you now and you will start throwing tantrums and insults.
Arsenal fans hate to hear the truth.
So let me please you by declaring that "MIKEL ARTETA IS THE GREATEST COACH IN WORLD FOOTBALL!" I hope you are happy now.

??

With the new coach coming in, seems better days are ahead.

Arsenal was not that bad given the calibre of players they have. It was a decent game and with Odegard and Rice to return, I believe they will easily beat chelsea this sunday. My problem is Arsenal fan thinking they can win any trophy with this team. It is very impossible..

Goosethetruth:
This is the issue I have with Arsenal fans. They hate the truth. If you had problems comprehending what I posted then I am sorry I can't help you.
Until Arsenal fans understand that Arteta is a 4th rate clone of Pep Guardiola,Arsenal is going nowhere and will not win any trophies this season .
I hope you realise that Arteta should have been sent off yesterday for handling a live ball and obstruction of an Inter Milan goal opportunity. This is the over emotion that Arsenal fans call coaching. Jumping up and down. Screaming at referees. Waving his hands in the air as if demented. Encroachment of field of play. Struggling out of play balls and trying to steal throw ins for his team.-None of this is coaching. None of this is cerebral. It is just playing to the gallery and for the television camera's.

You and this "cerebral". I don't like it when people who have not seen a stadium before start criticising top coaches. Do you think they got there by chance?

TheSPEAKER:
I'm telling you.

I have been watching Merino, and he is more of a liability than anything else.

😃 I thought he is your new golden boy.

Shikena:
When you land in Nigeria you start wondering where people get all these security issue stories from. Every country has it's bad spots, understand the bad spots in Nigeria and you will be fine. Everytime I'm in Nigeria, I see lots of Oyinbos around even in less expensive hotels. If Oyinbos are comfortable staying in your homeland, what is your excuse for a short vacation?

On airport pickup, yes Taxis are safe and they are registered with the airport. Take additional security measures if you are not getting picked up by family. Take pictures of the taxi, the plate number, and take picture with the driver. I make sure I'm friendly and I chat them up throughout the trip, and jokingly let them know that if something happens to me the entire Nigeria military will be on their family within a few hours. Never agree to your driver stopping to pee and keep them engaged so they don't make phone calls. Those are just extra steps and may not be necessary with Airport taxis but no security measure is too much.

I also turn on my navigation app (google map is fine), and key in the hotel address to give me the good routes so I can at least make sure we are always on track.

Thanks you so much for this. My MTN line has also been blocked. How do I access Internet immediately at least to use WhatsApp call?

[quote author=CollinsAsein post=132741225][/quote]Thanks for this piece. Also planning to visit Nigeria this December but people around me keep saying I should avoid Nigeria for now due to security issues. Did you get a family member or friend to pick you up at the airport? How risky is it to pick a taxi from the airport to the hotel?Hmm