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Don't mention.

everybody have goed to eated sallah meat

I have travelled to three countries

Great Britain, England and United kingdom.

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Osama bin laden

rotor

One day for the police

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I thoughted u persons willed be tireded by this collect engrish ranguage u hav spoked since thises days.

Am da last man standing

Cheating is a thing of the mind, it goes beyond havin sexual intercourse with someone not ur partner.
However everybody has the potential to cheat but not all indulge in it.

A teacher was asking a class of international students how long it took them to know the result of an election in their countries.Their responses were as follows.

American: Immediately after the elections, you know we Americans are sophisticated people

German: As d votes are being cast we already know the winner of the elections. U know we are equally sophisticated like America.

Nigerian: That means we Nigerians are much more sophisticated becos we know the result of an election even before the elections.

A fertile woman, every other thing will be taken care of.

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petr

On Children's day where a lot of children gathered having fun, an argument ensued btw 3 children, a Briton, an American and a Nigerian.

Briton: My father is the fastest, he can shoot a gun and before the bullet reaches the wall, my father gets to the wall.

American: (Hisses). Is that what u call fast? We live in a 20-storey building and my father can drop a ball from the 20th floor and before the ball touches the floor, my father runs thru the stairs and catches the ball.

Nigerian: (laughs) Is that what u people call fast?. My father is the fastest becos he closes at work by 4pm and gets home by 3.30pm.

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Insistence

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Can u see your ear without a mirror?

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Life is a mystery.

I got thinking and was like, Does using condom to sleep with a person with magun save one from the consequences?
Nairalanders, abeg contribute, your opinions are highly solicited.

Magun - Don't Climb

Her daughter told u her mum was a witch? Incredible
All d same, am happy for u, u r a lucky chap.

@zignor and saucekid

una don start again
i still dey recover from yesterday's laughter

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Find a way to tell him without hurting his ego. You should be tactful when doing this.

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its a brand new days, i am fery happying to be contributioning on this thread.it is mae me laughing

its better a man knows his wife's past cos not all men can stand theshock of listening to her past especially when its bad.Its a small world and anything can happen so to be on a safe side the man should know about it.

commitment to duties leads to greatness.