A need your contributions. What will you do if your landlady is a sweet looking single woman and she wants you to be of service in bed.

Provided am not married and she won't be collecting rent from me then am at her service.

flog her well well

well, if u say she's single, then try giving her a signal. if she responds, then my brother, u've got to Bleep her very well. make sure u tell her about your rent when u're fucking her, if u do your work/service well, who knows, she might right off your rent! miracle!

you need to dimish your interest in liking her because some landladies are desperado ,she may have something in mind to do with you and the best way to capture you is to exhibit her love to you so that you can come in to her scheme .

why wont I service her? provided rent na free (especially in Lagos)

hmmmn be careful ooooooooo
those things dont come easy or freely
a single lady that owns a house in lagos no bi moi-moi come chop hmmmmn no bi joke oooo
dont think shes stupid or a fool abi say na you fine pass for eko
are you ready for marriage naw?
wud you be able to play the role of a houseboy/house husband if it arises

be very careful,very careful hmmmmmmn i have said my own.

When I was a single man I used to live in the house of
this white jewish woman (my landlady). She was always going on
about how lovely my skin was and how black people
were so lucky to have such healthy looking skin, sometimes
she would even stroke my arm to emphasise the point.

Give it to her I hear y'all say. Well I would have done had she been like
30-40 years younger the woman was at least 75.

Its ok as long as you wont be having any other female visit you- cos if they do, you will almost certainly be served a quit notice

Make i no lie you, I go Do am!!!!!

If she isn't fat and fetish. They usually have dough besides she's got to let me have chick(s) too

This sounds dangerous! Are you sure one baba has not asked her to go sleep with one of her Tenants

Dats very delicate o
make u no just o finish your future o

yeah, if she'll start paying rent 2 me

@topic

will that substitute for rent payment?

Hmmmm.

May I never fall into temptation in Jesus name Amen.

Why must everything have to do with 'sleeping with'?

If she is available and u are why not - but are u saying a relationship or sex?
If its sex only then she want to use ur 'isiki to add to her wealth - cause hat would she want with you a tenant?

well the woman and her two daughtern are trying to see who will first get down with there new tenant but the guy babe no gree because she has already suspected what is trying to happen and is not giving any breathing space. Thanks to the babe sha!!!!!! if not bomboy for swim inside ocean of no return

what else do u want to hear? u've said it that she is a nice looking single lady. what other qualities are u looking for? common stop paying house rent.

look better run 4 ur life, some landladies are evil
when i was in medical school i sold my school accomodation and moved in with a friend off campus
shared same flat with my landlord and family
my land lord was a lecturer in my school but cant really guess what the wife does. they had beautiful daughters in schools
as i dey eye his daughters i no sabi say mama dey eye mi
she always tries to give me food but i always wrap it up and throw it away in a common dustbin
one day she found out i throw the food away and was really mad at me but i apologised
called me up some days later when no one was at home and asked me to help her move her fridge in her room to a different position
did not know it was a bait and when i did she pulled off her clothes and grabbed me to do her
i was hypotonized for some brief seconds but lucky when i heard her husbands knock asking her to open the door for him
i took off and men this woman tried all to get me but i wasnt in for none of those stunts
one of her daughters who is a born again christian invited me to her church and later told me that her mom was a witch
and that the last person that stayed in the room we did died. i was torn between this confession and
when my room mate came back i told him and we did some research and found out it was true as the young man died without been sick
so you never can tell i could have been dead eating those food talk less of eating mama's forbidden fruit
anyway make una suffrey. I still dey thank God for my life otherwise i for no dey post for naira lander now.

O ga o latent thank God for your life - poster you better take a leaf out of his book.

Ask yourself what does she want with you?

Have u tried asking ur pastor/imam first?

Her daughter told u her mum was a witch? Incredible
All d same, am happy for u, u r a lucky chap.

Why not?if she is cool,calm,succulent and fokable,sky would be our limit.

Ok do it and you will be absolved from rents, but you'll later find out you paid more than all the rent you would pay for 250 years put togethere

this reminds me of a song i saw on tv in nigeria as a kid
it went. . .
how do u expect me to sleep with my landlady? (2x)
she's going to suffer (2x)

somn somn somn
chorus
she is fat fat like a cow,
fat fat like a cow the lady,
fat fat like a cow,
fat fat like a cow

if each round covers a months rent, sure!
as long as she aint married sha.