₦airaland Forum

Offpoint1:
Rango
Desperate housewives
Sonic the hedgehog

Bruh you Sabi..... Sonic the hedgehog both 1 and 2 that movie is just too smoooth with hilarious conversations between sonic and the donut lord �

LordofNaija:
Na to buy am open hotspot make my entire street connect for just 1k, per month. Sense no go kill me

Smart guy!

obembet:
What’s your score?

A quick Life exam for 35marks

1. Still a Virgin....(5marks)

2. Never smoked (5marks)

3. Never Cheated. (5marks)

4. Never watched porn.... (5marks)




5. Never masturbated ..(5marks)

6. Never got drunk....(5marks)

7. Never sent out nude... (5marks)

What did you score?

23

Every day wonder

membranus:
Give us the lyrics of the song, just for record sake.

Welcome to Warri / Erigga

Yes
I dey always dey tell people say
For this town we get three different community

Ekpan, Agbasa, & Okere
Agbasa- If dem hold you say you thief phone,
You dey pay for stabiliser and phone
Okere - If them hold you till day break
Na bottom stairs you dey sleep
But Ekpan - If dem wan give you post
Dem no dey look say you be indigene
Na the kind mark wey dey

Your body dem take dey give you position:

If you get one eye you be vice
If your hand dey seize you be P.R.O

If you get bullet mark you Be D.C

If you waka dey wave you be press

Area I hail oooooo! (Old Warri)

Welcome to Warri where all the Mama's dey vex
F*ck up no dey sawa
She tattoo am for her brezz
Her son dey press
Two kala under her dress
She ready shoot Olokpa if them come her address (Rest)
No be today she don dey see her arrest
Area Mama for the hood you no wan see her vex

Apart from cocaine nothing Mama no dey sell
1999 dem lock Mama throw her inside cell

Dem carry her pass me where I for dey play "Monkey Post"
They almost blast me with slap,
I take off with my Kitto's
The first time I see where dem stab person neck
Na '94 two seconds naso andrew fall

Andrew Mama dey bust cry
Who do am don Run
Full compound dey pack "Egbe The Police" dey come

You suppose know Egbe

That guy matter na dead
Him fit arrest the full area if e enter him head

I no be mumu Aje
I know the area well
Full Agbasa, Igbudu dem know my matter there

Odumu, Sobo, Ejegba we get house for Ekpan
Go Udu, Oruvworun
The hands sound

I no Be mumu Aje

I know the Area well
Warri Crisis '99 I dey there
Marine gate, Iyara

We Get House for Ekpan

Go Ogborikoko

Ask na
The hands sound

Dem butcher my friend hand for "Agbasa Feast"
With old cutlass na so fight take enter Street
Igbo Market men dey run enter people shop
Carry 2 Wrong Set Of Shoes till the feast stop
Police dey shout: "If you move..."

I no fit stop!
Follow me enter Ejegba I enter you top
Our biggest fright na Ekpan Hilux Light for night
Those men no get joy beating na their appetite
I dey ceiling when dem carry all my guys go

Government bangle for the hand let the dice roll

Papa dey waka police matter 3 weeks straight
Native Doctor and Pastor for here dey lick plate

Imagine say the full area no get Big Man
Wetin concern signboard and who dey sell weed? Man
Dry Bread and Sadine plus Igbe Fanta
Naim we dey chop after we don smoke for downtown

I no be mumu Aje
I know the area well

Full Agbasa, Igbudu dem know my matter there
Odumu, Sobo, Ejegba We Get House for Ekpan
Go Udu, Oruvworun
The hands sound
I No Be mumu Aje

I know the area well
Warri Crisis '99 I dey there

Marine Gate, Iyara
We Get House for Ekpan
Go Ogborikoko
Ask na
The hands sound

Yes na so e be for the same Warri where We Dey Area and Characters:
Iyara - NairaBet
Isido - Vigilante
Obire - D.J
Ereku - Dustbin
Ogedegbee - Waka well
Pesu - Confra Boys
Victory Avenue - Beggi Beggi
Hausa Quarters - Ole chains
Garage - Ticket
Oppe - Gamblers
Ometa - No Neighbor
Agbasa - No Company
Ogunu - No Market
Makaiva - Gbo Gbo
Okere - Juju
Ajamoga - Link Road
NPA - Diesel
Ogbangwe - Judgi Judgi
Avenue - Depot
Airport Road - Ole
Ekpan - Murder
(Abeg)
Day break everywhere bust men
It's the "Erigma 2"
I Know for waited 7 years for dis men
Guess what? You no wait in vein a swear
Burst una screen guard
(No Limit)
All the jam dey bang
Abeg commot your leg for high tension ooo

I remember erigga sang a song that talks about her and the Warri crises that happened in the late 90's

xteve:
Akpor!!!

Kona

Waoh...... That's good. Money is good Lord Jesus bless me with it

July 2025

placeofallure:
O de ba Olugbon, o fi s'osun, o fi para. O de ba Aresa, Oun na fi s'osun o fi para. Orangun Ile ila naa o gbe'hin.

O boy!..... I love this yoruba adage, ọmọ ọdọ àgbá i hail thee. If you don't mind can we be friends?

tutudesz:
Brotherly Na only greeting I Sabi has an Ijaw man O! So we be partner in crime

..... Geng things

jzamani:
me na kokori too,u beta learn ur language oshare

Bruh I really wish but the grace no just dey there senior man

tutudesz:
Migwo is the most important word has a Urhobo person

Bro you think. As in ehn the matter bad so tey if I see my tribe people dey waka for where I dey I go just shut up dey look like mumu trying to buy into their conversation, I've tried to speak it but the grace no just dey there and I can't kill myself senior man

I'm just laughing at myself here.... I remembered the last time my dad, I and my siblings came to kokori for grandpa's burial this delicacy was served that day, I enjoyed it. And My mum always makes all kinds of urhobo local delicacy she makes sure we know how to prepare some but sadly I can't speak my language well aside from migwo I don lost tey tey, make God just have mercy on me as in ehn a no just understand myself at all those before me can speak fluently but you see me taaar!

Honestly, this your write up hits me hard.... Well said sir

And that will be gross � kuku kill the woman nah ���

tonididdy:
See high heels wey pregnant woman wear

Don't worry she will be fine

Oluwa saanu mi o.....I don't want to experience this or anything similar to it because I don't want anything that will desert my life and left me stranded

More goals coming.... Chelsea must win

Issa goooooal

Whichever way, all I know is that, this country is sold out already we just haven't discovered it yet.

[size=13pt] Will's daughter be looking like a lost personality[/size]

Ẹ bami wá ọmọ ó èmi náà fẹ́ Love ó.... #AdekunleGold song comes to mind

^hahaha

Dizzyyish:
Projection. Of course it's just an assumption but it might be possible she's seeking validation because she's thinking of doing it to a guy or boy, or has done it.
Seeing that other thread on boys being sexually molested by older women, anything is possible..

Hmm, well said....

Benny6944:
Your ignorance is at its peak. Tufiakwa.

feminist as always

Bro what baffles me is that, must she throw insult on those who are trying to let her understand somethings even though she clearly get the message.

Moreso, why is she all caught up with the “ who penetrate who?”, it is more like she is telling something unconsciously to her.

I hope she is fine though

Anny505:
GOAAAAALLLLLLLLLLL

























WHAT A STRIKE FROM ANELKA


BOSINGWA WITH THE ASSIST

COME ON BOYSSS

cassidy1996:
Well! It's a game, you lose some you win some.

Nawa which kain cruise be this bayii