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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Aston Villa Vs Manchester United (3 - 1) On 6th November 2022 by Nealson(m): 3:11pm On Nov 06, 2022
Abeg link o
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Borussia Dortmund Vs Manchester City UCL (0 - 0) - Live by Nealson(m): 7:52pm On Oct 25, 2022
Abeg who have Link for live streaming o
TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija Season 7 "Level UP" Meet The Contestants (Photos) by Nealson(m): 9:41pm On Jul 23, 2022
ogtechinc:
4. Ilebaye - Female


Aaaah, Na wetin be this?
Gaming / Re: If You Know That You Rocked This Game, Say Hi by Nealson(m): 11:35am On Jul 04, 2022
Nicepoker:
Ending man, Nintendo game boy, Sega mega drive, ps1, 2, ps Vita, ps3, my game journey. Sega was just funny. You will be hearing things like. He shoot, block shot, interception, great save.

You forgot to add looong ball

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Family / Re: Man weeps after discovering he’s not the biological father of his child. by Nealson(m): 8:21pm On Jul 03, 2022
doggedfighter:


Prayers are useless and serves no purpose ,so no need.

Mumu

Food / Re: How I Prepared My delicious Rice And Stew... Please rate my cooking skills by Nealson(m): 8:18pm On Jul 03, 2022
Kollins11:
I can't remember the last time I cooked, it either bitches come around to cook for me OR I'm always visiting different restaurants buying food everyday of my life.

So, Today I decided to do something different by cooking my own meal. I drove to the market to buy necessary ingredients for stew.

Pics 1 & 2:
Ingredients.

Tomatoes ₦1000
Pepper ₦200
Onions ₦300
Tomatoe paste ₦100
Meat ₦1500
Kpomo ₦500
Groundnut oil
Curry & thyme
Maggie knon
Paprika seasoning

Pics 3: boiling the grinded tomatoes and the meats & kpomo for 15mins

Pics 4: frying the tomatoes and adding all the necessary ingredients.


It's kollins on the beat!..... Thanks man for making some ladies realized men like you and me still dey this world grin grin grin grin

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Celebrities / Re: Fireboy In Tears After Performing With Ed Sheeran At Wembley by Nealson(m): 3:10pm On Jun 30, 2022
I just like the guy, he stay true to his hustle from the Freestyle on AUX that got him signed by YBNL that year... I so much love his sincerity especially when he drop a particular track Airplane mode where he talks about how frustrating fame is, how he is at times and sometimes he just wanted to be alone.

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Religion / Re: Stop Using Your Phone In Church! by Nealson(m): 8:11pm On Jun 26, 2022
Truefaith:
Using the phone inappropriately in the church may well be bad, using the pulpit to
teach what the Bible calls doctrines of demons is far worse.

Sadly that is what most pastors in Nigeria teach as Christianity.

They are either issuing decrees to God or commanding the Devil to bring prosperity to them!

www.thetruechristianfaith.com


Bro, try to read Roman 1 vs 28
Food / Re: How I Prepared A Hot And Spicy Vegetable Jollof Rice on a budget by Nealson(m): 7:41pm On Jun 26, 2022
Channah1:


It's a kinda grass-like veggy used in fried rice.

Waoh, that means it's the green leave of an onion, no problem na to they allow my onions to dey grow to get the spring onion but wait O how come have never encountered anything like that in all the fried rice have been eating all my life.... Chai!, that means have been eating fake fried rice all my life aaaaah! This one loud oooooo

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Food / Re: How I Prepared A Hot And Spicy Vegetable Jollof Rice on a budget by Nealson(m): 7:25pm On Jun 26, 2022
Channah1:


Thanks My dear.

What majority don't know is, it is not about too many ingredients sometimes. Again its what you're craving for at a particular point in time that will determine the recipe and method of cooking. They think it's always about chicken And color party jollof rice all the time.

Its my food and I cook it to suit my taste bud.

Honestly dear, this rice tastes soooo delicious. Even me I shock.!
As for the fried shawa, that's another delicacy on its own.
Have you tried it with abacha before? Haaa..

Madam abeg ó which one is spring onion because local man seems to be hearing this for the first time

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Celebrities / Re: I Want To Perform Buga At The World Cup With A Mass Choir - Kizz Daniel by Nealson(m): 4:54pm On Jun 24, 2022
Deborah98:
Live your dreams. I wish to meet top and renowned writers of best selling books and authors in life. My number one fan was Chinua Achebe but it was so unfortunate he left before I grew up cry... Keep resting in the Lord's bosom. I'll beat the likes of Wole Soyinka and Ngozi Chimamanda. We all have our aspirations in life,na to work am out remain. God help us.

Amen, just as you wanted that's how the Lord will make it happen for you.. Remain blessed
Business / Re: How Do I Retrieve Money I Borrowed My Crush? by Nealson(m): 8:42am On Jun 23, 2022
Nikkganc08:

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Stop dwelling on d past.


Money given to a woman is lost FOREVER.

Unless u r ready for unnecessary drama.

That's why my dad can give my mum 10k to prepare food.

Mum would cook jellof rice without meat, fish or even satchet tomato.

Yet, dad would just murmur and forget about it. He dares not ask for any balance because definitely, the 'high cost of living' would be d reason.


Your story started with how curvy her buttocks is.

Pls, u didnt view it for free. The payment is that loan u gave her.

Just assume that u did it for love, then count ur losses and move on.

Jesus Christ loved d world and died for love.

Same as Romeo and Juliet.

Can't u lose money for love?


Pls, let it go.
The lord will bless u in 100 folds for being f**lish.


Had it been u spent that money to get premium softwares like Grammarly, Quillbot, Canva Pro, Turnitin, etc from me for as low as 3k....

It would have been a more profitable venture.

My contact details has always been in my profile here for d whole world to see.

Clearly visible even to the blind.

But hell NO....!!! You didn't see it.


You may even give the money to me as a surprise gift.

Atleast for once in my life, lemme have a reason to do "Aaaaawwnn"

Then blush a little.
Then pray for u for a whole week.

But u didn't.


Anyway...

In this time of sorrow and grief , all I can do for u is to lend u some motivational quotes (out of d 10 quotes wey I dey manage)


Here:

1. Blessed is he that giveth than ye that recieveth. Mathew 3: 17 - 18

2. No one has ever become poor by giving.

3. When u give, you are piling up gold in heaven. Just die, then go and claim your inheritance.

4. Normally, All men are scum. But when u wholeheartedly give ur money to women without expecting it back, all scum in ur life will be wiped away.



NOTE: when this ur time of sorrow and grief is over, pls return d quotes I lent u. Make I use am hold body too.

I'm among d foolish men that lended money to a woman last year because she had beautiful eyes.

I've not fully recovered from d shock and trauma yet.


Oh bruh, you are so funny. I don laugh tire grin grin grin
Politics / Re: Buhari: We Have Made Impact On Security, Economy, Corruption by Nealson(m): 9:26am On Jun 17, 2022
toobusy:
No doubt about that ur Excellency,you met bokoharam as the major source of insecurity when you came into power,and then gave Nigerians Fulani herdsmen and bandits,you met a bag of rice at #9800 and you skyrocketed it to #32000, well beyond the reach of ordinary citizens, loaning and looting became two synonymous words known with your regime, Nigerians debt has almost tripled within just over 7 years under your watch, Nigerians will always remember you as the worst evil that happened to them in there history .thank you Mr integrity

He still holds the record of the first and only president to lead Nigeria into recession twice. Buhari is just up there, may be just may be he truly understands what he is saying

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Politics / Re: PVC: You are an Enemy Of Nigeria If You Don't Have This. by Nealson(m): 9:07am On Jun 17, 2022
What should we that have registered but they refuse to give out our card here in ondo do?, does that means am still not Nigerian?.... Abeg make una free local man because local man is tired of this stress
Politics / Re: Labour Party Delivered Twins- Shehu Sani by Nealson(m): 7:28pm On Jun 09, 2022
Make i no talk....
Crime / Re: EFCC Arrests 140 Suspected Internet Fraudsters In Ikorodu by Nealson(m): 6:26pm On Jun 09, 2022
Omo!..... For only ikorodu ó shocked naija your matter dey God's hand o

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Crime / Re: Photo Of A Man And Woman Found Inside A Pineapple Which Washed Up From Sea by Nealson(m): 10:28pm On Jun 08, 2022
Candidlady:
shocked


Iam sure it was the man that did this thing. So the love go dey sweet like pineapple and coconut juice

Very insecured gender

Madam be calming down ó, no because of stuff like this get high blood pressure ah ahn.... Kí là gbé kí léju
Politics / Re: Owo Catholic Church Attack: We'll Hunt Assailants & Make Them Pay - Akeredolu by Nealson(m): 5:53pm On Jun 05, 2022
From Kogi down to owo, hmm gradually these people are entering Yoruba land.... This is sad
Food / Re: Who Remembers This Primary School Days Method Of Cooking 'Concoction Rice'? by Nealson(m): 6:25pm On Jun 04, 2022
Channah1:
grin grin grin.

Shame all you want. Provided I don eat belleful, I ain't bothered about your negative comments.
I give God the glory for providing for me.
Thank you Jesus.

You too Sabi..... God bless you jare,

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TV/Movies / Re: What Is That Movie You Will Watch Over And Over Again?? by Nealson(m): 4:41pm On Jun 03, 2022
Offpoint1:
Rango
Desperate housewives
Sonic the hedgehog

Bruh you Sabi..... Sonic the hedgehog wink both 1 and 2 that movie is just too smoooth with hilarious conversations between sonic and the donut lord � grin
Phones / Re: How Much Will Starlink Cost In Nigeria by Nealson(m): 8:18pm On May 28, 2022
LordofNaija:
Na to buy am open hotspot make my entire street connect for just 1k, per month. Sense no go kill me


Smart guy! wink

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Forum Games / Re: Check This Out And Tell Us Your Scores by Nealson(m): 12:27pm On May 28, 2022
obembet:
What’s your score?

A quick Life exam for 35marks

1. Still a Virgin....(5marks)

2. Never smoked (5marks)

3. Never Cheated. (5marks)

4. Never watched porn.... (5marks)




5. Never masturbated ..(5marks)

6. Never got drunk....(5marks)

7. Never sent out nude... (5marks)

What did you score?




23 wink

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Health / Re: Abnormal Growth On My Forehead And Wrist by Nealson(m): 2:59pm On May 20, 2022
Every day wonder shocked shocked shocked
Crime / Re: Bridget Oghenekevwe Emeka, Wanted Drug Baroness Arrested By NDLEA In Delta by Nealson(m): 7:30pm On May 17, 2022
membranus:


Give us the lyrics of the song, just for record sake.



Welcome to Warri / Erigga

Yes
I dey always dey tell people say
For this town we get three different community

Ekpan, Agbasa, & Okere
Agbasa- If dem hold you say you thief phone,
You dey pay for stabiliser and phone
Okere - If them hold you till day break
Na bottom stairs you dey sleep
But Ekpan - If dem wan give you post
Dem no dey look say you be indigene
Na the kind mark wey dey

Your body dem take dey give you position:

If you get one eye you be vice
If your hand dey seize you be P.R.O

If you get bullet mark you Be D.C

If you waka dey wave you be press

Area I hail oooooo! (Old Warri)

Welcome to Warri where all the Mama's dey vex
F*ck up no dey sawa
She tattoo am for her brezz
Her son dey press
Two kala under her dress
She ready shoot Olokpa if them come her address (Rest)
No be today she don dey see her arrest
Area Mama for the hood you no wan see her vex

Apart from cocaine nothing Mama no dey sell
1999 dem lock Mama throw her inside cell

Dem carry her pass me where I for dey play "Monkey Post"
They almost blast me with slap,
I take off with my Kitto's
The first time I see where dem stab person neck
Na '94 two seconds naso andrew fall

Andrew Mama dey bust cry
Who do am don Run
Full compound dey pack "Egbe The Police" dey come

You suppose know Egbe

That guy matter na dead
Him fit arrest the full area if e enter him head

I no be mumu Aje
I know the area well
Full Agbasa, Igbudu dem know my matter there

Odumu, Sobo, Ejegba we get house for Ekpan
Go Udu, Oruvworun
The hands sound

I no Be mumu Aje

I know the Area well
Warri Crisis '99 I dey there
Marine gate, Iyara

We Get House for Ekpan

Go Ogborikoko

Ask na
The hands sound

Dem butcher my friend hand for "Agbasa Feast"
With old cutlass na so fight take enter Street
Igbo Market men dey run enter people shop
Carry 2 Wrong Set Of Shoes till the feast stop
Police dey shout: "If you move..."

I no fit stop!
Follow me enter Ejegba I enter you top
Our biggest fright na Ekpan Hilux Light for night
Those men no get joy beating na their appetite
I dey ceiling when dem carry all my guys go

Government bangle for the hand let the dice roll

Papa dey waka police matter 3 weeks straight
Native Doctor and Pastor for here dey lick plate

Imagine say the full area no get Big Man
Wetin concern signboard and who dey sell weed? Man
Dry Bread and Sadine plus Igbe Fanta
Naim we dey chop after we don smoke for downtown

I no be mumu Aje
I know the area well

Full Agbasa, Igbudu dem know my matter there
Odumu, Sobo, Ejegba We Get House for Ekpan
Go Udu, Oruvworun
The hands sound
I No Be mumu Aje

I know the area well
Warri Crisis '99 I dey there

Marine Gate, Iyara
We Get House for Ekpan
Go Ogborikoko
Ask na
The hands sound

Yes na so e be for the same Warri where We Dey Area and Characters:
Iyara - NairaBet
Isido - Vigilante
Obire - D.J
Ereku - Dustbin
Ogedegbee - Waka well
Pesu - Confra Boys
Victory Avenue - Beggi Beggi
Hausa Quarters - Ole chains
Garage - Ticket
Oppe - Gamblers
Ometa - No Neighbor
Agbasa - No Company
Ogunu - No Market
Makaiva - Gbo Gbo
Okere - Juju
Ajamoga - Link Road
NPA - Diesel
Ogbangwe - Judgi Judgi
Avenue - Depot
Airport Road - Ole
Ekpan - Murder
(Abeg)
Day break everywhere bust men
It's the "Erigma 2"
I Know for waited 7 years for dis men
Guess what? You no wait in vein a swear
Burst una screen guard
(No Limit)
All the jam dey bang
Abeg commot your leg for high tension ooo

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Crime / Re: Bridget Oghenekevwe Emeka, Wanted Drug Baroness Arrested By NDLEA In Delta by Nealson(m): 2:28pm On May 17, 2022
I remember erigga sang a song that talks about her and the Warri crises that happened in the late 90's

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Family / Re: Woman Divorced Her Husband For Buying A Car by Nealson(m): 1:31pm On May 08, 2022
xteve:
Akpor!!!

Kona grin grin grin

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Food / Re: Mother Shares How Much Food Her Baby Consumes by Nealson(m): 2:24pm On May 02, 2022
Waoh...... That's good. Money is good Lord Jesus bless me with it
Romance / Re: Single Men & Ladies; By Faith, Pick Your Wedding Month/year & So Be It Amen(pix) by Nealson(m): 2:21pm On May 02, 2022
July 2025
Romance / Re: Got Cheated On And This Is How. by Nealson(m): 4:51am On May 01, 2022
placeofallure:


O de ba Olugbon, o fi s'osun, o fi para. O de ba Aresa, Oun na fi s'osun o fi para. Orangun Ile ila naa o gbe'hin.


O boy!..... I love this yoruba adage, ọmọ ọdọ àgbá i hail thee. If you don't mind can we be friends?

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Food / Re: How To Prepare Ukodo (urhobo Delicacy) by Nealson(m): 6:55pm On Apr 19, 2022
tutudesz:

Brotherly Na only greeting I Sabi has an Ijaw man O! So we be partner in crime grin

grin grin..... Geng things

Food / Re: How To Prepare Ukodo (urhobo Delicacy) by Nealson(m): 6:53pm On Apr 19, 2022
jzamani:
me na kokori too,u beta learn ur language oshare

Bruh I really wish but the grace no just dey there senior man

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