₦airaland Forum

Gangster1ms:
Na fine babe sha..
Vj adams wey collect my girl friend that year in Unilag.. I go buy babe little something with my hard earned money, he go buy bigger thing for her. Babe no gree post me again for her bbm.. Everyday na vj adams she go dey post.
God dey..

Don't worry my guy you go dey alright 😉

Where is the nairaland pretty damsel wan go public with báyìí shey una dey vacation ni?


Let's make this ship sail nah

Shipping shipping things

Winters23:

This your pic is very very funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Jennyclay:
Biko, come and take me out on an expensive date with the money OR you buy me iPhone 13 with the money. I really need to change my phone before the year runs out.

Thank you and God bless you.

You are funny. Well, fortunately if he does it lemme be the one to put a ring on it

siofra:
God forbid!
The last thing I'll ever do is beg a Nigerian man to take me back. Even if I'm at fault

Abeg calm....

Nathaniel111:
Na all dis kin food dey cause cancers.

My thoughts exactly, that wor abi na woo be looking like human penny lol

siofra:
I fear who no fear Nigerian men o!


Tufiakwa!!

Chai dem don show you shege, the Lord is your strength....

Skyfornia:
Nigerians too dey hype everything.. how is this supposed to be news for gaddam sake?

my brother I tire ooo.... So funny

Only myopic minded people that won't understand what's playing out here just imagine CBN is changing(redesign) naira note and today apc is launching a crowd funding app who is deceiving who?, look at the said target they have and you won't wonder what's the stress really about if they truly have a good strategy and plans for the country... Last last, at the end they will use the money to buy vote and to launder their looted funds.....


Nigerians be wise.

Nanalucky:
She is cheating, why calling her to ask after her she is doing... Its bad. OK. Calling someone's wife. Its bad. Bad. Bad. OK.

Why are mine getting this indian kind of accent from this your post

Timo2020:
Crypto is for everyone no business that doesn't has risk even though crypto is so volatile people are still making it all you need is more knowledge about how cryptocurrency works.now let me suggest a token for you it's called XEN you don't need to buy just mint for long term on ETh blockchain thanks wish you best of luck

Greetings bro, I have tried this but it doesn't work because they are saying I need to pay 18.45 usd in ETH before I can mint.

Komolafe89:
Ogbenutan

Honestly bro, it is gaga in nature.....

Mod abeg give us hope, it is 2-1 ó..... No allow heart aches comes to us abeg

Abeg link o

Abeg who have Link for live streaming o

ogtechinc:
4. Ilebaye - Female

Aaaah, Na wetin be this?

Nicepoker:
Ending man, Nintendo game boy, Sega mega drive, ps1, 2, ps Vita, ps3, my game journey. Sega was just funny. You will be hearing things like. He shoot, block shot, interception, great save.

You forgot to add looong ball

doggedfighter:
Prayers are useless and serves no purpose ,so no need.

Mumu

Kollins11:
I can't remember the last time I cooked, it either bitches come around to cook for me OR I'm always visiting different restaurants buying food everyday of my life.

So, Today I decided to do something different by cooking my own meal. I drove to the market to buy necessary ingredients for stew.

Pics 1 & 2:
Ingredients.

Tomatoes ₦1000
Pepper ₦200
Onions ₦300
Tomatoe paste ₦100
Meat ₦1500
Kpomo ₦500
Groundnut oil
Curry & thyme
Maggie knon
Paprika seasoning

Pics 3: boiling the grinded tomatoes and the meats & kpomo for 15mins

Pics 4: frying the tomatoes and adding all the necessary ingredients.

It's kollins on the beat!..... Thanks man for making some ladies realized men like you and me still dey this world

I just like the guy, he stay true to his hustle from the Freestyle on AUX that got him signed by YBNL that year... I so much love his sincerity especially when he drop a particular track Airplane mode where he talks about how frustrating fame is, how he is at times and sometimes he just wanted to be alone.

Truefaith:
Using the phone inappropriately in the church may well be bad, using the pulpit to
teach what the Bible calls doctrines of demons is far worse.

Sadly that is what most pastors in Nigeria teach as Christianity.

They are either issuing decrees to God or commanding the Devil to bring prosperity to them!

www.thetruechristianfaith.com

Bro, try to read Roman 1 vs 28

Channah1:
It's a kinda grass-like veggy used in fried rice.

Waoh, that means it's the green leave of an onion, no problem na to they allow my onions to dey grow to get the spring onion but wait O how come have never encountered anything like that in all the fried rice have been eating all my life.... Chai!, that means have been eating fake fried rice all my life aaaaah! This one loud oooooo

Channah1:
Thanks My dear.

What majority don't know is, it is not about too many ingredients sometimes. Again its what you're craving for at a particular point in time that will determine the recipe and method of cooking. They think it's always about chicken And color party jollof rice all the time.

Its my food and I cook it to suit my taste bud.

Honestly dear, this rice tastes soooo delicious. Even me I shock.!
As for the fried shawa, that's another delicacy on its own.
Have you tried it with abacha before? Haaa..

Madam abeg ó which one is spring onion because local man seems to be hearing this for the first time

Deborah98:
Live your dreams. I wish to meet top and renowned writers of best selling books and authors in life. My number one fan was Chinua Achebe but it was so unfortunate he left before I grew up ... Keep resting in the Lord's bosom. I'll beat the likes of Wole Soyinka and Ngozi Chimamanda. We all have our aspirations in life,na to work am out remain. God help us.

Amen, just as you wanted that's how the Lord will make it happen for you.. Remain blessed

Nikkganc08:
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Stop dwelling on d past.


Money given to a woman is lost FOREVER.

Unless u r ready for unnecessary drama.

That's why my dad can give my mum 10k to prepare food.

Mum would cook jellof rice without meat, fish or even satchet tomato.

Yet, dad would just murmur and forget about it. He dares not ask for any balance because definitely, the 'high cost of living' would be d reason.


Your story started with how curvy her buttocks is.

Pls, u didnt view it for free. The payment is that loan u gave her.

Just assume that u did it for love, then count ur losses and move on.

Jesus Christ loved d world and died for love.

Same as Romeo and Juliet.

Can't u lose money for love?


Pls, let it go.
The lord will bless u in 100 folds for being f**lish.


Had it been u spent that money to get premium softwares like Grammarly, Quillbot, Canva Pro, Turnitin, etc from me for as low as 3k....

It would have been a more profitable venture.

My contact details has always been in my profile here for d whole world to see.

Clearly visible even to the blind.

But hell NO....!!! You didn't see it.


You may even give the money to me as a surprise gift.

Atleast for once in my life, lemme have a reason to do "Aaaaawwnn"

Then blush a little.
Then pray for u for a whole week.

But u didn't.


Anyway...

In this time of sorrow and grief , all I can do for u is to lend u some motivational quotes (out of d 10 quotes wey I dey manage)


Here:

1. Blessed is he that giveth than ye that recieveth. Mathew 3: 17 - 18

2. No one has ever become poor by giving.

3. When u give, you are piling up gold in heaven. Just die, then go and claim your inheritance.

4. Normally, All men are scum. But when u wholeheartedly give ur money to women without expecting it back, all scum in ur life will be wiped away.



NOTE: when this ur time of sorrow and grief is over, pls return d quotes I lent u. Make I use am hold body too.

I'm among d foolish men that lended money to a woman last year because she had beautiful eyes.

I've not fully recovered from d shock and trauma yet.

Oh bruh, you are so funny. I don laugh tire

toobusy:
No doubt about that ur Excellency,you met bokoharam as the major source of insecurity when you came into power,and then gave Nigerians Fulani herdsmen and bandits,you met a bag of rice at #9800 and you skyrocketed it to #32000, well beyond the reach of ordinary citizens, loaning and looting became two synonymous words known with your regime, Nigerians debt has almost tripled within just over 7 years under your watch, Nigerians will always remember you as the worst evil that happened to them in there history .thank you Mr integrity

He still holds the record of the first and only president to lead Nigeria into recession twice. Buhari is just up there, may be just may be he truly understands what he is saying

What should we that have registered but they refuse to give out our card here in ondo do?, does that means am still not Nigerian?.... Abeg make una free local man because local man is tired of this stress

Make i no talk....

Candidlady:



Iam sure it was the man that did this thing. So the love go dey sweet like pineapple and coconut juice

Very insecured gender

Madam be calming down ó, no because of stuff like this get high blood pressure ah ahn.... Kí là gbé kí léju

From Kogi down to owo, hmm gradually these people are entering Yoruba land.... This is sad

Channah1:
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Shame all you want. Provided I don eat belleful, I ain't bothered about your negative comments.
I give God the glory for providing for me.
Thank you Jesus.

You too Sabi..... God bless you jare,