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futurebillgate:
i went to school today and i came back and saw my parlour full wth water i noticed i forgot to off the tap, pls hu knows any fast way i can get it dried

Stupiid/foolishh question
Ur house is filled with water and u still get time to login on nairaland to seek for a way out. Tell me if the house is on fire u'll do the same thing right?
Even my little Ajoke of 7yrs knw wat to do if water pour on ground.
Neva blame you but ur parent, over-pamper boy.

Bukola Sarrki was asked when was he worstiest day in life, he said when he changes his flat tyre by himself.
What a shame.

Thanks to my parents 4 the way dey brought me up. Won bi mi mo tu turami bi.

Henitan24:
who is Segun? You well so? which kind play be dat na guy? but like seriously guy why? I don't this OK so be a good boy and never say such again OK. By the way I also have many alternatives. But I still trust him anyways.

Shioooooooor
Segun ur pvssy operator
You won deny him ba? Who tell you say tailor no be correct job? He will still make it with dat same job

Henitan24:
Says who man, my man can't leave me and go for doll, it's possicant.

He can't try such
When Is not mad or foolish
How will he leave u? No he can neva try such
I mean he can't
Even no man will free his gf at this point,
Not even me
So relax my dear, I trust ur man (Segun) , he won't try such.

You no why?
1. You will be the one to wash his cloth and dat of his new babe (doll).
2. You will be dia to the house work ( cleaning and sweeping).
3. You will be the one to cook and go era for him while he enjoy his time with the new babe.

greatnaija01:
THE ONLY THING is... Ladies will become cheaper over time.

That's why am much happy about the sex doll, not dat am interested in the doll but wanna useless some puna.
soon or later it will enter 9ja (doll) in bulk.
Then pvssy will now be cheaper than pure water.
Gals will now be surplus ontop one man head

UjuJoan2:
He obviously doesn't trust his brothers and doesn't want them anywhere around you. In his own way he's trying to protect you from whatever it is he doesn't want them to infect you with.

I'll listen to him if I were you!

Well said bro
Just that the same fellow u all are advising will still do her wish.
That's why I don't give advise again.
No be woman

jerflakes:
Young man, it the listeners that will decide whether it's a hit or not

Not you

Toooor I wonder oooooo
All dis our naija musicians especially the little/young ones do fall hands at times, and that's why many of them do av prblm in dia career.
They talk as if is dia doing, instead of them to thank God and appreciate fans.
Hit songs or noise making?

Some of Nollywood mistakes.

She's fine agreed but that role dos not befits her, reason is that Mercy has K-legs.
At time u'll see our Nollywood using akin and pawpaw as police on checking all in the name of comedy, it looks sum how.

https://www.nairaland.com/4275821/funny-things-nollywood

whirlwind7:
What I still find baffling....

With the fact that there's too many willing women out there who are in need of men, yet this company is thriving. It shows a disconnect.
Its either the women keep pretending, and are rather waiting on the men to do the chasing, or the available women aren't living up to men's expectations anymore.
I mean, why would I buy a plastic doll, when I can have the real deal with flesh, blood, heartbeats and real emotion?

Well, if a man's fantasy is to have intercourse with an inanimate doll, he doesn't have much expectation.
For women: The game has changed o! Better step up and give out. These dolls ain't smiling!

Only dis line got me laughing sotey I mistakely kicked mama tope crate of eggs

Chikita66:
Where do you guys keep meeting this weird ladies?

Are u different?

Hector09:
So obj is still alive and relivant

Even than ur president

bola565:
why baba face no show wella nah?

Make use of ur glass plsss

dollyjoy:
Must you all bring everything to Nairaland? What's so weird there.

5640+ posts
Mehnnn, Seun need to compensate u with d*ck.

Just tell Jonathan to come back
Buhari won finish 9ja patapata

Kindly help out

Just between me and my babe dis evening, while having fun she told me to fuçk her from the asshole (anal sex), but I was so surprised and confused my babe can made such demand/request. It was only in porn I do see such even many of the so called runs/olosho babes won't take that from their customers.
Now my question is:
Is it proper for a fiancéé to be demanding for such? Or
Is it proper for an house wife to be asking for such too?
Is it a sin to have anal sex?
Mind you dis is the gal I was planning/intending to settle down with, tnx.

RadicallyBlunt:
Even women don't want you to respect their pusssy in action. They want you to crush it. That's why you'll hear them say.. Fucck me baby, fucck dah hell outta my fuccking pusssy. Abeg tell me how dat one take be respect.

Oga gan
U mean the center of gravity is meant for banging only right?

RuthDaniels:
You are wrong!

The most important part is her Heart. It controls other parts

Heart?
How?

shammahyaro:
cool.... hml little ones.God will do mine soon

Amen
Time no dey again

Stop watching Jennifer diary
Funke Akindele don destroyed many soul and mind with her grammer.

kallmemrB:
Chaii..Market don't spoil for ladies ....Now they are turning them to auction

Baga
Much money into ur acct

Cassper the superman
Davido the Igudia of music

The boy must be a Rivertecture
I #supportyoungtalent#

RuthDaniels:
You are wrong!

The most important part is her Heart. It controls other parts

Heart ke?
How

As small as pvssy is yet will all came out of it. Men must respect woman either small or big cos tru them we came to dis world.
Av u ever wondering the powerful work of God from that angle?

Get consoled like Arsenal fans

Godly lady
Big mistake pple do make
A sinful man looking for Godly woman

Omogbolahan33:
start with leaving romance section to literature, have d mindset that porn isn't making u bt breaking u,nd have a personal relationship with God.

U said it all
Seconded by me

Leverageisback:
Obviously you are an illiterate and that's not just because of your poor grammar, if you were properly educated then you will know that a graduate cannot end up as a mechanic not even a stupid one

A mechanic is a tradesman, craftsman, or technician who uses tools to build or repair machinery.

A technician is a worker in a field of technology who is proficient in the relevant skills and techniques, with a relatively practical understanding of the theoretical principles.

Now tell me, is Mechanic an illiterate?
Leverageisback u're just a wasted spermmm.
Mumu boy come make I educate u more. Olodo

Leverageisback:
Obviously you are an illiterate and that's not just because of your poor grammar, if you were properly educated then you will know that a graduate cannot end up as a mechanic not even a stupid one

A mechanic is a tradesman, craftsman, or technician who uses tools to build or repair machinery.

A technician is a worker in a field of technology who is proficient in the relevant skills and techniques, with a relatively practical understanding of the theoretical principles.

Now tell me, is Mechanic an illiterate?
Leverageisback u're just a wasted spermmm.
Mumu boy come make I educate u more. Olodo

Leverageisback:
go do mechanic na with the kind English wey you dey massacre for ere

Loser mtchew

Some people are just born foullllll
Is dia anything wrong in wat he (Op) ask?
Idiotttt who tell you say Mechanic no dey speak gud english, come Lagos and see cooperate Automobile specialists from University.
@Op, education is the best.
Neva u give up keep trying and I see u getting dia.
Who knows maybe u're the future president or the Messiah the country av being waiting for.
Cos Sai bubu has failed us

God punishhhhh you
Gerrraout

thesicilian:
Are the Yoruba cities up to ten? Apart from Lagos, Ibadan and Abeokuta, all the other ones there are just 'towns'.

See dis mumu
Counting Abeokuta among the cities
If not for the rocks( the big stones) tell me, is dia anytin gud in that city again?
Ode

Sighting the results I was like mehnnn the boy is good.
But when I saw the centre name MUSHIN mehn I no is not use handwork but a miracle centre.
Op i'll advice you to go learn PLUBING work