₦airaland Forum

amakadihot87:
I think guys would prefer ebdowed ladies for friendship and beautiful with average physique for marriage

Amaka na ur backside be this?
Omo I fall oooo,
I never kia how the face look like

Sirgay:
endowed but ugly, are you trying to define rokia2

You telling me she's dam ugly?
C'mmon

Research done by Nedfed group shows that 95% of ladies that are endowed are always ugly while the beautiful one lakes either butt or boobs.
Ladies why?

Neva know why, big ASS is a turn ON for me
I prefer big ass small boobs than big boobs small ass.

Nonnyflex:
Why destroy when others are building...Let them bring it to imo state and save us cost abeg... My problem is if Rochas can find a space for it... It seems everywhere is already booked...

Haaaaaaaaaaaa, dis nigga don chop craze die I swear.
Sincerely you're right bro, very soon it will extend to Abia and Anambra cos dos are the neighbouring states.
The moment a man losses focus, he will lead is people to a wrong path.

TANTUMERGO007:
Where the main story start cause I no fit read am finish

You dey crazzzzz
Na me post it

Who go read dis?
Abeg next

Effects of using public toilets
90% of Nairaland babes does that, I won't mention names to avoid....
And that is the same spot some nairaland niggaz love to suck chaiiii

Scented:
Is she pregnant already? Talking about her protruding tummy.
And what type of ring placement is going on with her fingers, how she placed the ring on her middle finger.

Well, let me concentrate on my boring lecture going on here.

Wetin be ur own?
Unilorin student spotted

The damage caused by dis useless club ehnnnn.
Wen am abt to make the millions (#33m)

MiaB:
Whoa i tried all.
Any chance of still getting any ?

Yea, but in the 9it

wtfcoded:
Appreciation for what kwa nu?
Make Mtn no go block innocent pple line.
Infact, seun come n see this guy oo

Must u try it if u don't believe?
Same prblm we aving in Naija, Trust

MiaB:
The first has been used.
The remaining three are incorrect

All are correct
Just dat pple dat loaded it wouldn't talk.
U guys will think am lyin

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Both are chicken meant to be kill
I don't av chick, all I have is my lady, my luv, mother of my unborn children.

Try meet Goodluck for Bayelsa

hadduni:
awww
they are finally going to get married, I wish them happy married life in advance...still waiting for my mr right or wrong.

Keep waiting till Jesus come ode/mum
What happen with Seun?
All because say his salary na 30k

LadyGoddiva:
Away from prying eyes of the public.

Shiiiioooooooooor
If they like make den go freetown.
Wia the eyes of dia village people no reach?
I saw them heading to Cape town inside bonnet.

15. MARADONA - NINIOLA



Don't just like the song neva no why

When you av a gud uncle.
But my own uncle? Noooooo, dey will neva help.

MaryBenn:
Tell me when you bleep your Mother who gave birth to you... or how your mother fvcked her way
Nonsense

E pain her
Pele

MaryBenn:
This is not a punishment... It is called WELCOME

I camped in ISEYIN, Oyo State
and we were asked to carry our bags on our head Fun though and they were singing for us while we ran otondo carry your bag for your head one called me "yellow fish"


Crazy soldiers, they just tend to show themselves as hard but they're actually very nice and playful but PROMISCUOUS :

You neva tell us dat part wia u get fvcked by dem in order to get posted to the city.

Communication is vital
But seeing each once a while is also necessary. Cos Konji at times can make man change ways

Funny Op
U're scared because is handsome right?
Then marry worwor/urgly guy and safe yourself from heart break simple.

Pre-wedding foto? Noooooooooo, is not.
But ladies fancy it

My people be careful about scammer and kidnappers, dey full town now adays.
Be careful of who you meet online, many are evils.

RETIREDMUMU:
op pray for that aunty i forsee ugliness in that man's genes














am in my house comman beat me

Be careful bro
Same thing I talk, see me now

NwaAmaikpe:



So Apostle Johnson Suleiman who always psychs people about giving can not channel some of his follower's tithes and offerings to help this man?

But he can float a school for his wife,
Build a hotel and filling station,
Buy armoured SUVs for himself,
Start a transport business for himself,

Buy houses and cars for Daniella Okeke and any willing actress with this same money.

Such a shame.

Dont be surprised on the last day,
When this good Samaritan will go to heaven and Suleiman will go to hell.

What is one saying

See has baba resemble Lalasticlala for real

Not all lady sabi cook
They oda day I ask her (my Ex) to cook me indomie, and she ask wia I kept salt.

That moment you getting old but you think you are getting younger anytime u see ur reflection on mirror. You keep fvcking puna all around while your mate are already married with children