₦airaland Forum

Obesity is the easiest disease 2 diagnose....all you need is a mirror

It's the attitude of d igbo politicians that make them less influencial,many yoruba politicians owe their 'progress' to Tinubu,some were destitute before Tinubu met them so why won't they be loyal?
My igbo politicians will however only give you 'chop money' and will never help you progress for fear that you'll rise above them.
That's why common Anambra state Ifeanyi Ubah with all his economic influence couldn't win

Wasn't it said that when an ATM is broken into an ink makes the money invalid,and there's usually a camera as well....anyways the bank staff shld be questioned I bet they know all the intricacies of the said ATM thus the ease of break-in

Lagos with the sound of generators,religious houses even in the 'sanctuary' that is your home is a terror to anyone who loves the quiet,serene life.
If you dare step out of your house!thats where the trouble is.....from traffic to uniformed men to touts to more noise to dirt. Lagos is no place to live. One year in Lagos is enough for me,i'm off. 137th position is generous sef.Even Mogadishu pass lagos lolss

When he's tired he'll stop,meanwhile enjoy the awoof u've done nothing wrong.

Chidoks:
It wasn't premeditated?? he was drunk, he knew it, he knew the consequencies of drinking and driving, that was obviously not the first time he drove in that state.he was literate so he must have heard or read of road saftey YET he indulged and terminated a life that had not really started.if terminating a life is such a good thing why didn't he wait to face the approaching persons why did he flee.he didn't want to take responsibility for his actions right?
I know people make mistake YET i know that there is a big difference between irresponsibility and honest mistake..if he was in the secondary school , you may make excuses for him but an under graduate in 300 level.no sire, that's an adult!
did you think of the parents of that little child, do you know the pains in burying your child instead of the child burying you or don't you know that burying a child is synonymous with burying your future?c'mmon how could you say such?? if he drove on a good day and hit a person i may understand but driving while drunk?? even when his friends warned him ?? please please.what happened to conscience??

his intention wasn't to kill anyone,if this was 2003 all over again,i would've told him something different,its 12 yrs!!!old wounds shouldn't be reopened.His confession will be of no help to anyone

don't destroy your life by confessing to the police or someone else,you just need to beg God for forgiveness afterall it wasn't pre-meditated murder....the best you can do now is to live a life of responsibility and goodness. The Lord will bless you.
You are only bothered because you have a good heart

Supreme vikings CONFRATERNITY initiation they said.......wole soyinka take note

I'll dump her....she used her mouth to the affirmative that I ain't the father then subsequently,till I get married,i'll use a condom if I can't abstain

ROSSIKE:
Not dinosaurs. Intelligent beings similar to humans. The term ''aliens'' is meaningless in this context. Earth dwellers cannot be ''aliens'' on the earth. Are you an ''alien''?

if there were intelligent beings don't you think they would've created a legacy/monuments that we would've seen of found out? And besides if they were so intelligent why didn't they prevent their extinctio afterall even present day humans as dumb as we are see the possibilities of an apocalypse via an asteroid some day

That would be the dinosaurs,unless you mean aliens

When someone who lives in Nigeria and sees everything still says "the spectacular benefits Nigerians gained from jonathan" you know that person is an sycophantic asslicker....no offence Reverend

Big deal....they've done worse

Naturally born sexy bombshell. Dammit

If everybody likes me?....straight to the bank(money)
Straight to abuja (ask buhari to relinquish his position for me)
I will call the best engineers to build power stations about a 100 free!!
And redesign all the roads in Nigeria
Then Rihanna....ask her to marry me

Hope this gets to front page,Informative.
If world leaders make the right choices and decisions they could postpone the inevitable armageddon. May we not have the likes of Adolf Hitler,Himler,Pol pot,Stalin again

iamsodium:
it's paining yu abi? ......hug transformer

happy children's day in arrears....boy

dunsman:
Fool, wen has booking space become a crime on nairaland, and shey na ur papa money I dae use purchase my space
Guy no make I vex for u o, cause am really angry. Make u just mind ur business!!!!

whatever

PDP

You both and your likes is the problem of nairaland,when you look forward to see reasonable comments all I see that space booking as it's called,irrelevant comments and the whole 1st to comment thingy,moderators shld hide those comments and ban culprits

iamsodium:
Guy I remember dhat post and yu were d first to comment dere....datz reli bad of dhat guy to remuv yur comment o..

iamsodium:
Guy I remember dhat post and yu were d first to comment dere....datz reli bad of dhat guy to remuv yur comment o

Zonacom:
And i read somewhere that he wants to play for his former English club again.
Happy birthday! Can't forget that goal he scored from a free kick against Sweden in the 2002 world cup.

okocha has never scored a worldcup goal pls don't misinform us.julius aghahowa scored vs sweden

saintfizzo:
Ritual killings won't allow that.... I would have supported that move infact I'd want to patronise such an idea (cos I don't dig the "getting married" idea) but the mental poverty and damages done by religion and traditions in this part of the world won't let that happen.... infants are not safe
I for like chuke the poster above me with needle..... na 7G u dey use?

that's y they should be legalised,intending guardians or parents would get registered

I was posted a thread on nairaland....these baby factories should be registered and legalised because the people that actually patronise then are truely sincere couples who are looking for children but the stress and protocol of motherless babies homes won't let them.
Secondly the intending couples can identify the biological parents of the child(ren) they intend to adopt where as baby's homes are more or less abandoned children with no health or mental or hereditary records available.
I agree with him

debuscket:
Marking-- Xavi Alonso
passing-- Pirlo
Positioning-- Van Nistelroy
Heading-- Alan Shearer
Penalty-- Mario Balotteli
free kick-- Stoichkov
Rugedity-- Gattuso
work rate-- Sanchez
Speed-- Theo Walcott
Leadership-- Steven Gerrard
Saves-- De gea
Dribbling-- Jay jay Okocha
Biggest miss-- Yakubu Aiyegbemi

balotelli,de gea,stoichov,sanchez and yakubu aren't the best(or worst) in those aspects na

frankay430:
I don't agree with d list

no surprise there,but i'll give it a 90%.Messi isn't mainly known for his dribbles for example on 2nd thoughts he actually is

Stumbled across this on tht internet
THE GREATEST PLAYERS EVER IN TERMS OF THEIR MASTERED FIELDS
1. DRIBBLES - MESSI
2. BALL CONTROL - ZIDANE
3. TECHNIQUE - DENNIS BERGKAMP
4. BALL CONDUCTION - MARADONA
5. SKILLS & TRICKS - RONALDINHO
6. EXPLOSION - RONALDO
7. FREE KICKS - JUNINHO
8. CROSSING - DAVID BECKHAM
9. ACCURATE PASSES - XAVI
10. DEADLY FINISH - ROMARIO.
11. HEADER - OLIVIER BIERHOFF
12. IMPULSION - CR7
13. BACKHEELS - IBRAHIMOVIC
14. MARKING - FRANCO BARESI
15. LEADERSHIP - PUYOL
16. LONG SHOTS - GERRARD
17. SHOT POWER - ROBERTO CARLOS
18. TACKLES - MALDINI
19. CURVE SHOTS - QUARESMA
20. CORNER KICKS - DEJAN PETKOVIC
21. LONG PASSES - PAUL SCHOLES
22. PENALTY KICKS - MATT LE TISSIER
23. AMBIDEXTROUS - PELE
24. SPEED - ARJEN ROBBEN
25. BALL PROTECTION - ROMAN RIQUELME

Make sure to leave your own list. You may include other attributes like:

Volleys
Agility
Stamina/Work Rate
Strength
Positioning
Aggression
Vision
http://footyroom.com/forum/football-talk/the-perfect-football-player-63721

Stumbled across this on tht internet
THE GREATEST PLAYERS EVER IN TERMS OF THEIR MASTERED FIELDS
1. DRIBBLES - MESSI
2. BALL CONTROL - ZIDANE
3. TECHNIQUE - DENNIS BERGKAMP
4. BALL CONDUCTION - MARADONA
5. SKILLS & TRICKS - RONALDINHO
6. EXPLOSION - RONALDO
7. FREE KICKS - JUNINHO
8. CROSSING - DAVID BECKHAM
9. ACCURATE PASSES - XAVI
10. DEADLY FINISH - ROMARIO.
11. HEADER - OLIVIER BIERHOFF
12. IMPULSION - CR7
13. BACKHEELS - IBRAHIMOVIC
14. MARKING - FRANCO BARESI
15. LEADERSHIP - PUYOL
16. LONG SHOTS - GERRARD
17. SHOT POWER - ROBERTO CARLOS
18. TACKLES - MALDINI
19. CURVE SHOTS - QUARESMA
20. CORNER KICKS - DEJAN PETKOVIC
21. LONG PASSES - PAUL SCHOLES
22. PENALTY KICKS - MATT LE TISSIER
23. AMBIDEXTROUS - PELE
24. SPEED - ARJEN ROBBEN
25. BALL PROTECTION - ROMAN RIQUELME

Make sure to leave your own list. You may include other attributes like:

Volleys
Agility
Stamina/Work Rate
Strength
Positioning
Aggression
Vision

Has the word 'peace' been redefined lately?

If the owner of the car shoots it now,they say it's illegal ,i no go gree if na me oh

Can we meet tomorrow?i won't mind a FIFA 15,how much is it?b4 u answer that remember FIFA 16 will be out next month plus the economy is bad