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Alfa Seltzer: My favourite passages are censored on nairaland. It involves fathers forcing their daughters to be gang-banged analy by crazy gay men.

hmmmm,I'm gonna 'ave a tough time here,but I bet its an old testament portion,the new testament is a 'new convenant' with God. We should understand that we are limited in our thinking & understanding,how much of the universe have we seen?how much of history have we wittnessed?how does it feel to die?what comes after death?can U̶̲̥̅̊ count the sand in the desert or the stars in the sky?can we explain why 'good' people still suffer?All these questions can't be answered or understood by any human being but from an omni-present,omini-science being.......U̶̲̥̅̊ have nothing to lose by acknowledging Him

Mudley313: no point...original poster asked what our favorite bible passages were and i simply quoted mine, word-for-word...or you got a problem with the "infallible" word of god

the bible passages U̶̲̥̅̊ picked out were obviously sarcastically made to make the bible & christianity look like an evil union,which of cause it isn't,isn't it same bible that talked about forgiveness,mercy,love? P.S: correction!! its ".....infallible word of God" upper cased,lolzz

@mudley313,so what's ur point?

front page!!shocking

Galatians 6:7..."Don't be deceived,for God is not mocked,whatever a man sow,he shall reap"

Meeting up with my boy in heaven. M̶̲̅ε̲̣̣̣̥: Hey,great,great,great,great grandson,how's naija now?
Nedu2000 jnr : И̣̣̣̥o light, our govt said we should have faith
M̶̲̅ε̲̣̣̣̥: kid U̶̲̥̅̊'ve gotta take a look at dis...... & I was a babe then

2face 9th?....he shld be number 1!! & I'm not 4rm benue

I went to see for a formal meeting and was asked to remove my shoes before I step in so I don't dirty the rug,I actually found that offensive,most nigerian homes actually do the same & it isn't a nice way to treat a guest,what do you think?

,He made it easy but lots of dude won't get it,but I did!!lolzz

phemocheee: I came across this while I was browsing through naijaloaded site. I just hope the Man of God's prediction doesn't come to pass this time.

Source: http://www./forum/showthread.php?t_id=72046&page=1

what other prediction is possible,pls don't tell M̶̲̅ε̲̣̣̣̥ U̶̲̥̅̊ think we'll win,even a 1-0 to the eagles won't be enuff,esp. If uruguay trashes tahiti very well as expect,we've lost our chance,we shld've beaten uruguay,dis 1 И̣̣̣̥o b african football

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FSU: Ondo is not ACN, so no bad Ondo schools photos from me (even though I have 100s of them). Let's focus on the remaining ACN states of Ekiti and Oyo (the bag bad wolf)

U̶̲̥̅̊ & ur cronies don't care about the populace U̶̲̥̅̊ care about is dis political game btw ur party(likely PDP) & d opposition......really shameless statement

Just after the floods last year,the price of nigeria's most staple food went up astronomically,its now N600 for 1 custard rubber,pls minister of agriculture,pls........#team garri

Yeah,though he should've taken a strong stance long ago,now we see the extremists migrating 2 other states. But thanking gej for doing his job of which he's being paid for is rather funny

Who among U̶̲̥̅̊ is naeto C?

Noob saibot

"Thou shall not commit adultery" exodus 20:14.unless U̶̲̥̅̊ want to redefine its meaning

True2myself24: Why would a guy still be with a girl if he has 21 reasons not to propose?

'cos the sex is great

IYA NGBALI: its either you no get eyes or you no sabi read engRish

И̣̣̣̥o blame bros,the account info wasn't der previous,twas modified to include it

I think we're expected to go to his house with our contribution

Doh his music & lyrics could bring a rise in anti-christian sentiments from the gullible ones,but it doesn't affect those that already know him for who he is......an ugly pig(with a gold ring round his snout)

Dennykoko: Can any1 pls solve dis pair of simultaneous equation:
x square + y square = 10
1/x + 1/y = 4/3
pls kindly show workings

x^2 + y^2=10.....eqn 1,,,,1/x +1/y=4/3......eqn 2. 4rm eqn 2.......1/x=(4y-3)/3y therefore x=3y/(4y-3)......eqn 3. Substitute eqn 3 into eqn. 1,that is. (3y/(4y-3))^2 + y^2=10
(9y^2/(16y^2-24y+9)) +y^2=10
Multiply each term by the demominator
..... 9y^2 +16y^4 + 24y ^3 +9y^2=160y^2 -240y +90
....16y^4-24y^3+9y^2 +9y^2-160y^2+240y-90=0
This is a polynomial
Try y=1 & substitute
F(1)=0,therefore y=1
Substitute into eqn 1....x^2 + 1^2 =10,x^2=10-1=9,x = square root of 9=3
Therefore x=3,y=1 or x=1,y=3 QED

[quote author=Dennykoko]Can any1 pls solve dis pair of simultaneous equation:
x square + y square = 10
1/x + 1/y = 4/3
The answer is 3 & 1.....wait 4 workings

'okafor's law' says so

OMG,reminds M̶̲̅ε̲̣̣̣̥ of my friend's former gf,only prettier

Waow!!

collynzo2: Your parents are also embarrassed. What have you achieved in life?

r the insults necessary?the guy stated facts,mikel didn't dominant the tahiti midfield,И̣̣̣̥o wonder its only galatarsary that is really serious to have him

Nosyke: Wont this be rather late? I thought these would have been finetuned before tying the knots.




What of couples that have been living together unofficially before the wedding



Did you say One year, I guess you and your wife will come back to meet a sack letter (for employees) and a folded business(for employers). The honey moon will now turn to bittersun

hahahaha,very true,but my point is that honeymoons r necessary,forget abt the time frame,besides the calendar system at dat time in history is different

In terms of family,age & life its 25yrs but generation however varies!!we hear of 'generation of actors,footballers etc' ,depends. On when a significant changes occur

[quote author=Sky-walker]Nigerians i hail ooo. Even after beating a team 6-1, you still rate them average.[/quote]10 of d 11 players for tahiti were part-time footballers,one of dem even has a final year exam to write after the tournament

Gej mayn't have affected my life positively & likely won't get my vote come 2015,but resorting to calling him names on a public forum is a shot below the belt,pls stop