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comparing delsu and uniben is like comparing buggati veyron and a Beetle.... Them no be mate !!! Not even on the same league

kulkatty: LOL??

-_-

hw did yu got two LIKEs for "Loll" ?? Am suspecting you

justmag: Prostitute don't count OHHHHH!!! They are the walking dead! Niggas be mistaking mistake prostitute for girls! hmmm

Lmao funny dude..

3coins: LOL

why you de laff naa...

SmellMyFart: you've given me concrete reasons to celebrate the independence day tomorrow.
#Team Goodluck jonathan till 2099

yes bro... This is the only country we can truly call ours!!!! E bad, e good, no our own!! Nigeria is a great country, regardless of our trials, even America experienced worst than us wen they were growing.... #ISeeANewNigeria

3coins: i talk am say you no know me

chemistry

calcus: Good for d two of u....I just don't know, something keep telling you guys are lieing

Loll abeg pack... lie ko lice ni

3coins: abeg o. . .you no know me

LOlll see you!!! Our newest physician

kulkatty: Na so I believe...no matter what one does to satisfy a person
They will still pinpoint a flaw in the person

no human is flawless... We all have our weakness in a way or the other, itz left for the parties involve to deal with it amicably, you have to disagree to agree, and agree to disagree!!!

SmellMyFart: And if I may ask- What's there to celebrate?

The abduction in Chibok?
The Ebola scare?
The money laundering? And
et cetera.

There's absolutely nothing there to celebrate.
Just being appreciative to God for keeping us alive is okay. As for Nigeria, I'll keep SMH.

there are lot to celebrate, (1) the reduction of unemployment rate, (2) the stoppage of the deadly Ebola disease (3) the capture of abubakar shekau (4) the curbing of Examination malpractice by JAMB with the introduction of the CBT facilities (5) the new federal roads infrastructure (7) the implementation of Agro economic structure etc.... NIGERIA, A great country. THE FUTURE IS HERE.....the only country other African countries look up to for survival in a way or the other... This is just the beginin of the new things 2come.... GEJ till 2030!!!! #ILoveMyCountryNigeria

kulkatty: Na wa. If one plays hard to get, they will complain.
If one plays easy to get, they will call em cheap.

If a girl likes you, she will make it known to you. So you're expected to do the rest if u know wah I mean

no guy would call a girl cheap if she plays her role well without going beyond her limit..

3coins: molest your sister?? Haba. . . Why you dey think of evil like this?

comont abeg!! like say i nor know you... Yu wn de form saint 4me!!

claireshan: hmmmmmmmn

you love it right?

Its very romantic, expecially wen ur team is winning... After the match, yu cool off with sex!!!

3coins: ROTFL

see ur head... Yu wn de molest ma sister 4me.. Nonsense

django1: Seriously, why are there some girls that just wouldn't give up?

the truth is, most of this girls yu see playing hard 2 get even want us (guys) more than we wnt them,.. Their ego wouldn't jus let them do the needful.. As if its written in the constitution that itz only guys that is liable 2 woo/toast gals

Epathra: Thanks dear. Buh I think power is about to change hands. With mizmycoli as my consultant and Neldrizzy's unfailing support, 3cycle will have to fish elsewhere.
Tallesty1 all these for you.

don't mind her,, i don't know any 3cycle abi naa Gold cycle... Yu'r the only 1 i knw

3coins: so,you get junior sister?. . . . Gimmi her numb

see her number, 096334326435 GTbank

chibwike: Xtarxhyne gud morning

egbonnnnnn ... Thumbs up for this topic... Ma 1st page comment don earn "15" LIKES and still counting

born2fuck: all those who tried with me,did not fail my dick, You disappoint me; those type won't say no to sex.

lollll believe me, she didn't escape that one..

Kirinwa: Maybe she truly loves you. Just be friends with her for now. Who knows? You are not yet married.

for sure, we r friends now, but friends wit benefit

chimhigher: 1000 NAIRA AIRTYM 4 GRAP..I SWEAR ITS WORKING
JES SEND ME UR EMAIL ND NUMBER..U B GLAD U DID

are yu now into 419ning ?? Or keyboard warriors, internet gangster as reminiscence 'd say!!

2gbasky22: Make una wait o, 2nd batch done come out?

ogbeni kilo fo shi ?? Are you on planet earth ??

chibwike: make, i dash you mention, coz no girl here go wan ansa u

Lolll chibwike yu be clown

chizzy94: LOL.
Na for here you go sabi Maths . #BadtGuy #SeanConnery #007

Lmao.... Mr chizzy you find mee come here !!

suxxman: Now where's the fun in that?

no mind her Jare! Naa busy body de worry her, she wnt mak we notice her!!!

MizMyColi:
Bae, 14 years is real
I'll still catch Akara bomb for you tho'




@Laplace12, after your performance in the last challenge, I now accord you this level of respect and attention.

I'll try and analyze somethings here, please be patient and read thru'

First off, I'd like for you to know that I participated in the last one and lost.
Not because my lines weren't good enough but chiefly because, the winner was reeally familiar with the woee and I strongly feel that external factors were involved.

Now if I were in his shoes?
I'd make exactly the same choice.
Why?
Because he knows her better than he knows me or africanapple.
Clearly, there was some affinity between them.
I mean, if I decide to woo Airborne and someone decides to challenge me, given the e-bond btw us, even if I said, "Airborne, you're madt" (kidding o)
Chances are that he'd go for me, not because I performed well, but because of the familiarity between us.

Let's face it.
We know this is just a game.
But then, either ways Loosing Sucks.
Might I also add, that guys are far better at handling rejection than ladies are.


(I'm pointing out these major flaws so that the wooees would come to this consciousness, keep familiarity aside and realize that this is a game, where the clear best ought to be declared the clear winner, offline connections or not).

Now, I'm afraid that history's about to repeat itself, such that anyone who comes up to challenge these ladies are merely figureheads, seeing as the contestants apparently have something going with the "wooees".

Albeit, I'm not sure about Ela and Scopy, but I strongly believe that Scopy must have used his super moderator super powers to turn off any mention of his moniker from the romance section.

Come to think of it, during the men's challenge, the ladies to be wooed were active on the thread right?
I mean, they were conspicuous

Is that the case this time?
I'm yet to see the guys to be wooed show some form of support, which might in turn ginger the swakkah of we ladies to wanna challenge.

So Hun, unless River Niger relocates (Y'know what I mean ) I'll pass.


And
Oh, @Rozzay, you're right hun
I couldn't possibly pose a challenge to an established relationship, much less someone I've never come across on NL

I got my sights on a fresher merchandise (in my eyes at least )

this lady noz hw 2 speak french sha..... Somebody shud pls sumaris 4me in Edo language .

marieolae: yah

hehehehehehe goodluck

rozzay: Me don pik my man naa na awa sisters in christ we dey wait

sisters in Christ ko, brothers in devil ni

rozzay: U r rily vexing pls calm down dear, dey will come women nid time to think

you pple are dulling this shiit naa.. Shey una see say e no easy to toast, we guys are trying

marieolae: ur bestie

naija,, boiy

chibwike: did you not see how our challenge went smoothly, and the nansense girls were even enjoying it oh..nw c their turn, they are jux dulling

abeg you get gun?? All dis gilrs need 2 be eliminated