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naijababe:

I am sorry man but I just could not help it. This your post funny die

No qualms maam... Provided you eventuaLly throw some light my way.. But even if not.. No qualms still.
I love to see nigerians earning money the legit way. Gives me hope

#moping cluelessly#
Ok guys, evidently I've just walked in on some advanced alien race plotting the enslavement of mankind!
Alright, I'm nelson.. Looking to obtain my NYSC discharge cert by july and currently faced with creating a platform for my financial independence... So far I ve been able to save some liTtle change from my monthly "allawii"... And now I want to invest in something before june gets here.. FOREX trading sounds like a good idea, but the problem is that I know next to nothing about how to even go about it, so I saw this thread and jumped in only to find everyone speaking in some language that sounds like english, but isn't.

So would any kind soul PLEASE enlighten this ignorant friend on how to go about forex trading. It would mean ThE WORLD to him. Thanks all

ministerblessed: In my final year in sch,I remember calling my parents and telling dem dt av been expelled. They were so scared. My dad was already on his way to school wen I called dem and told dem dat it was april fool. Thank God they cud not see me till after d semester!!!!

Walahi ... They woulda made mincemeat outa you

Mine happened some 4years ago,
THe quiet april morning was suDdenly rent by a blood-curdling scream.... "Snake o.. Help help.. Snake don bite me!"
You shoulda seen the way doors flew open and the inhabitants of the the university lodge where I stayed poured out, some half naked, into the courtyard... It wasn't even 6am yet, I followed the others outside still wondering what the commotion was that jerked me out of sleep that early.. I had gone to bed very late that night.. We all saw one of the tenants rolling on the floor, clutching one of his legs.
Quickly, some of the boys lifted him,some were screaming "who get bike for here" while others were banging on the caretaker's room for the gate key when this insane dude started laughing uncontrollably... Gradually, surprise and silent confusion drowned the noise as everywhere became grave silent save the sound of the guy's laughter.....
"April fools!" He finally managed through the laughter. KAI!
Mehn... I'm sure that morning Ll rank as one of the worst for that unfortunate dude. Cos the last thing I saw before running back to continue my sleep was a quick slap from one of the guys previously holding him up, and the rest of the angry mob rushing in to descend on his soRry behind..

Let's hear your please...

Apologies to everyone who has been waiting for email repLies.... Due to my location, I've been unable to access my email for some days now.
Please try calling instead, texting, or just dropping your orders on this thread. I'll reply em all. Thanks for your continuous patronage

manie: Investment lesson number 1, do not over pay for any investment. Be it real estate, stock or business.
There are houses selling for 60 million Naira in lagos, that can bearly generate a rental income of N2 million.


That 1 million dollars would have bought 3 million units of Nigerian Breweries in 2007. The investment would have given a dividend of over 30 million Naira over the last 4 years. And the 3 million units of Nigerian Breweries shares will be worth almost 500 million Naira on March 25th 2013.

Please sir,
is there any way to contact you? Email maybe . I'm a corps member who desperately needs to pick brains like yours... This is mine : macdestiny@yahoo.com
Thanks

Still available.....

Bold 5 still available.
NEW ADDITION: bb bold 6 and torch 1

Bold 5 still available

[quote author=Master.biodun]can i swap my android HTC mytouch 4G phone for iphone 4...willing to add cash tho[/quote]Goodafternoon Mr Biodun..
I apologize for the poor call quality..its due to the terrible network reception up here.
The reason I didn't give you an immediate reply is because one of my customers asked for a mytouch 4g last week.. So I called him right after you hung up, but unlucky he said he had already got one..
I would've taken your swap deal just because of him, but under the present(ie normal) circumstances, we don't do swaps.
Thanks for checking with us all the same

IPhone 8gb.... #SOLD OUT
iPhone 32 gb...#SOLD OUT
BB CURVE 7.....#SOLD
IPhone 16gb...... Just 2 left
Others... STILL VERY MUCH AVAILABLE!!...


please I apologize for the poor call quality yesterday and today... For all those who called today and last night, I've sent you text messages.

Chianya: Pls i need bb bold 2 or curve 4 and how much do they cost. Thanks

Thanks for dropping by good lady....but regrettably, we do not have the above mentioned devices in stock right now.
We'll have a new batch of UK-used blackberries in about 10 business days,
So if it won't be to far away for you, you could mail or call me, we'll decide on the price and the quantity of each device that you'd like to order.
thanks again

I'm back with more phones for sale..
As usual, they are us used and factory unlocked
I assure you you'll have a hard time getting your friends to believe they're not BRAND NEW, Cos I handpick my phones.
The good number of faithful buyers who have bought from me before can attest to that.

IPhone 4 16gb @ 45k (black and white available)
I have quite a few
Serious buyers should contact me@ 07053841142 or email me @ macdestiny@yahoo.com
(due to network issues, there may be difficulty reaching my number, hence the email)
But you could also drop your comments/questions/orders here and I'll reply you.

I also have a couple of blackberry phones (UK used)
Bold4 @ 30k
Bold 5@ 50k
Bold 6@40k
Curve 7@ 27k

drumma: serious dealers should have their phone number posted here.... u still have iphone4 for sale

Apologies for the absence of a phone number...it was not an oversight.
Truth is I'm a youth corps member located in a very remote island in rivers state.
The network comes and goes, I respond to my mails any time I get edgenetwork.

Posting a phone number that won't be reachable 60 percent of the time will definitely cause people question my character, and that would be bad for business.

And, no, I already sold out my last supply..
I'm expecting the next batch in about 7-10 days.
I'll update this thread ad soon as that happens.you can leave your phonenumber or email, if you'd like me to notify you personally.
Thanks

I'm sorry sir...
But we're sold out already..
I'm expecting my next supply in about a week.
I'll update this thread as soon as they land.
Apologies for the disappointment.

femoric9: Pls,do u have a fairly used Nexus 7,I'm also based in ketu and i need it urgently but can't afford a new one.

How much do you have for a used nexus7?
Mail me@macdestiny@yahoo.com

How much would you charge to unlock a 4s??

nell07: Hello
I got a t-mobile version of d s2 (unlocked) and it was working just fine. But all of a sudden the Bluetooth gas ceased to function. When I flip the Bluetooth switch.it says "turning on Bluetooth" but IT WON'T COME ON!
Also my earphones don't work on it anymore.

Yo Stan.
You haven't answered my question...or have you??
I really need you're help mate.

for your very neat.. US used iPhones
IPhone 4: 44,600
IPhone 4s: 66,200
Please call 07053841142
Or email me at macdestiny@Yahoo.com



And please if anyone could please tell me how to upload pics from my phone to this thread I'll be very grateful

Mint condition US used iPhones available at incredible prices.
Call 07053841142
Or mail me at macdestiny@Yahoo.com

Hello
I got a t-mobile version of d s2 (unlocked) and it was working just fine. But all of a sudden the Bluetooth gas ceased to function. When I flip the Bluetooth switch.it says "turning on Bluetooth" but IT WON'T COME ON!
Also my earphones don't work on it anymore.

Can I use these bb plans on my Android?

Hey OP ..
Please permit me to advertise my phone on this thread.
I have neat US used iPhone4 going for 44k, and 4s for 66k..
Mail me at macdestiny@Yahoo.com
..
..thanks OP.
Oh and please how much do you charge for unlocking of iPhones? Do you unlock other phone brands

iebelieve: @braine, this is No theories....its so really..and i totally agree with d school of thought....
Dr. Umez's thoughts have historical proves.there is a document called d mandate dat was supposedly given to all d first african missionaries of the 1890s..and it was carelessly misplaved by one of d misionaries in kenya.........: d document in synopsis states:
1.teach them(africans) to read and not to reason.
2.teach them to focus and keep lookng unto the sky and neva into d ground
3. Teach them to believe in a supreme God and not their gods...
ETC etc
Inother words, d whites or colonial masters used religion to tactically get into d blackman land, they just taught our grand fore fathers to read, and dat was mainly the bible.they taught d 3Rs ...Read, Write and aRithmetics.....while our grandfore fathers exerted all their energies studyng the bible, d whites excerted all their energies developing scientifically.if u observe careful, most of the worlds invention were in d 1890 to the 1900s....
Til today, our schl curricum is built by them, evaluated by their methods and so on...and this is why there is a great difference bwteen our schls and theirs.

I 've d copy of the mandate in my inbox...i can send it to u if u're interested.....

@caps: if u 've any means of linking to Dr, umes, pls let me knw..i did like to follow and contribute my tots on hw to reshape d brainwashed minds of africans.

Hey..pls I'd like a copy of this "mandate".....
macdestiny@Yahoo.com.
Thanks in advance.

JeSoul: Yes it still works. See below:

How then do I upload a picture from MY MEMORY CARD?

dybaba: yes bro, am rocking with Glo BIS now.

Wow that's pretty cool...
Could you give us the settings please...you know apn, username, password etc.. Very much important.

Good day.
I don't know if this thread still works..but please I need someone to tell me how I can include images in my posts. Note: I'm using a mobile phone.
Thanks in advance

New US used and factory unlocked iPhone 4 for sale.
Unbelievable prices 45K each.
Serious buyers should email me at macdestiny@yahoo.com

gbenga007: I have got a clean bold 2 plus cash. Any deal

Ummmmm..no thanks sir

Please enlightened nlanders..
What are the requirements for starting up a food processing business, say fruit juice production for example?
The necessary licenses and registrations.
Thanks a great deal for your intelligent responses

Yes,
A new batch of US used iPhones for sale at giveaway prices..
SERIOUS buyers can contact me @ macdestiny@yahoo.com
Also if you have another phone besides iPhone 4 that you want a neat US used copy of, still holla.

odume10: pls send it here effemben@gmail...com
am waiting

Hey did you get any reply?