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Emmmmmm....
AM I D ONLY PERSON GOING TO RIVERS HERE !!!

anitank: Hehehe!! I never wanted PH ooo but its such a cool place to be, just be ready to spend all ur allowee on transport fare . By d way, u'll be real lucky if ur ppa is in PH city because Rivers state has a LOT of LGAs......as in a LOT!!

hehe. Transport.?.
Na to go arrange one bicycle na
abi de go arrest me??

And i meant states of residence.
U live in ph and i live in lasgidi.

anitank: Lol! Chief its not fair oo

dear RIVER state pipu..
Puleease what's it like for corpers in ur state?

@ANITANK....
Looks like we swapped states..
U got my lag n I got ur ph.

@SIGBA n NORILISCIOUS..... Didnt I tell u almamata z gon be my PPA?

anitank: My Call-up letter in my hand......Lasgidi on my mind
On my way to enugu. Asking God for journey mercies

m glad fer u dear.
Journey mercies

omenka Jnr: Gud morning pals..Anitanks de Lasgidi babe...congrats ooo....as for me..na akwa Ibom things ooo,though my skul is trying to dull our traveling movement...FUTOITES I hail una

i hail u too.
Do u know when we're gettn our callup letters?
I think our statement of result should be ready by saturday

Bukky and piroskii..... Goodnyt. Make una go sleep.
@piroskii..... U been go check your name for sosc yesterday abi? Which state dem land u?

baba11: its nt my fault nelly,av lost op abt it bein colekted 2day wen i was called,bt sha 2mao na 2mao,its eida my col-up leta or nofin!!!

lolz.. Relax my man.
I was only yanking ur chains.... I wasnt thinking straight myself until i saw d list

Okoya: So sad
Was posted to kaduna

my man.. Neva panick.
U plannin redeployment i suppose??

baba11: wen dd dey posted it?i was on my way(@iyana-ipaja) dis moni wen i was told dat it asnt arrived.

*left leg hits on d 'gbagaun'... Staggered violently.... Catches himself*
choi!!
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"rememberz d thing again... Staggered again, jams trailer and falls into gutter"
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Lai'lai BROS I NO GREE!! i MUST REPORT DIS POST..lolz. jstkiddin

nell07: BOSSOM for tat?!!
Lwfm!
Dis NL filter ehn, ya mind dirty well well.
Pesin tawk Ti.t for tat... Ya mind don run go boo.bs mtcheww.
Pls any news on FUTO yet? I'm tayad of reading psalms na.

Oh! And pls... Has thr been any alteration in d schedule?? Smone told me camp will be opened on d 10th.. Pls tell me dats cheap rumour..

And by d way. I missed y'all
ANITANK... Ur fire still dey burn very bright..
OKOYA, STONE, ..... Glad to see u've bee keeping things alive.
NORILISCIOUS.... U're a delight
MOSHOOD.... God dey.
UJchief...... Dat list'z gonna come in pretty handy. More aboniki to ya elbow. Keep it comn
@all.... I see una o. And i hail una too.

umm guys.. Pls ignore d "CAMP OPENING" THINGY... jST some IDLE rumour as i suspected.

Anyway.. Just hrd FUTO'z pasted her list.
I'm in a bus enroute skul now.... Had to abandon my eba & some-nice-soup-i-dont-know-its-name halfway!!!
Cant evn remember if i washd my hands..lolz.

Na wa o.. See tension..
I'm sure if all these parrots in d bus kept quiet, they'd hear my heat knackin apako like a drunk monkey *wipes sweat*

Dunno bro...
Guess anyone in d situation should pursue redeployment first.
Doing it not just cos of urself, but ur family too.
Cos honestly i dont see a mother or father who'll sleep well at night knowing that their son/daughter's life is in danger..every second of the day for a whole 12months..

Its gon' weigh heavily on 'em...
Abi u wan make dem die quick?

I'm positive dat redeployment will be granted u

ujchief: Just noticed a trend, 'people are not being posted to the North' at least the ones i'v seen so far, only Zilon was posted to Adamawa and shes from kaduna! Tit for tat if u ask me

BOSSOM for tat?!!
Lwfm!
Dis NL filter ehn, ya mind dirty well well.
Pesin tawk Ti.t for tat... Ya mind don run go boo.bs mtcheww.
Pls any news on FUTO yet? I'm tayad of reading psalms na.

Oh! And pls... Has thr been any alteration in d schedule?? Smone told me camp will be opened on d 10th.. Pls tell me dats cheap rumour..

And by d way. I missed y'all
ANITANK... Ur fire still dey burn very bright..
OKOYA, STONE, ..... Glad to see u've bee keeping things alive.
NORILISCIOUS.... U're a delight
MOSHOOD.... God dey.
UJchief...... Dat list'z gonna come in pretty handy. More aboniki to ya elbow. Keep it comn
@all.... I see una o. And i hail una too.

i miss d sanity i enjoyed in dis house...
'neway.. I'm always gonna come here to look at d old pictures..... Beautifl days


@mykejones....
No fear!
Wat will be, WILL BE.
Jst keep ur hands clean n pray always.. Then it wont even matter where u're posted to. because u're gon' be safe even in hell.
I'm past worrying about dat now.
Cos i realised worry never changes a thing. So i do my best to stay happy and positive

lolz....
Well first of all. Why did God make d woman?

He made eve BECAUSE Adam needed a HELPER....
So dat should be d whole duty of a Woman... HELPING the man in any way he needs it.

So..
If a woman is good at helping her man (financially, spiritually, psychologically, physically or otherwise) then she is a perfect woman.. Everything else she might be doing is simply "Jara" and she should be praised for it.
Besides.. It is our DUTY to take care of them.

As for d ladies...
U werent made to be parasites who take everything and gives notthing in return....and sex doesnt count puleease (sex is a mutual communion.. Not a FAVOUR u do for a man), if u consider sex ur own contribution, then do not blame d men who regard u only as a sex object..*shrugs* jstsaying
if u arent helping d man u're presently involved with, if u arent contributing to his life/carreer/ambition/family/personal wellbeing, they u re a typical 21st century parasite...no wonder men hardly respect women hese days.

D modern society has made everyone greedy and lookin out to take advantage of others (magas/mugus).. Dats very sad.
Pls lets all look for wways to make one another better.

It is wrong to be comparing d 2sexes..because.. It is our differences dat make us useful to one another. Women are supposed to be COMPLEMENTS (helpers/completors) to men, and NOT SUBSTITUTES.
So only simple-minded ignorants would waste time comparing 2 very opposite and useful entities.

For d men: any woman who isnt contributing to ur life, kick her awt and find someone else who will.. Instead of complaining and trying to make all girls look bad.

For d women: leave any man who wants to exploit u cos u re trying to help him.

And finally.. u MUST REAP watever u sow. Karma is real.
If u exploit smone else? Another person'll exploit u someday.
If u go around sleeping with another man's wife, ur own husband will be mugu for greedy gold diggers.

new places new crazies i guess.!
Hhhmmm.. Scary soundn stories.. Will be sharing mine after july 2nd.

compared to dis house, d other one felt like living in a "face me i face u" hawse.

Just hope NLmoderators leave dis one unlocked because I.......... Oh!!!! Dats the earphone i've been looking for!! Shudda known i left it here!!

waoh!!!!
Home sweet home.

I've never been a fan of crowds.

@teteyaks...
So dis whr ur hiding now?

Bj5all: na bleeping u wan learn 4rm am, na only bleeping the guy know

lolz...
Honextly i'm yet to see a knowledge dat's counted as waste.
U hav smthn to learn from everybody.. Including a mad on d streets.

Lets free d guy to express himself.
Tho he didnt answer my question about him serving already or not..instead chose to bare his fangs at me.. Smh.

Vincent 4: @nello...i guess u are a new comer here but let me remind u data am ur Senior for Dis forum cos we started Dis forum wit 9 zero.....so take note

?? ? ? ? ?
And where did all dat come from?
I mean...all d seniority thingy and new comer ish #righteously confused#

Vincent 4: Mad people...una de talk of camp forgetting una go Bleep tire for there..........
Things to take to de camp
1.Aborttion tablet in case
2.white quinene
3.andrew liver salt
4. cartons of condom like 5 or 8

dude...
Who re u?
Have u served already or serving presently..?
Cos if u're yet a prospective corper like d rest of us, then u must know littl or nothing abuh camp.
"forgeting say una go bleep tire"? Smh...

Tell us sire, how many pipu did u bleep while at camp?

goodmorning house....
Yet one more day closer to camp. Hope y'all had a great nyt.
I had a dream dat i owned a huge icecream shop.....
And pipu were just trooping in ter get a taste of my magic delisciousness..... And guess wat.. They were buying with US dollars
i swear i didnt want to wake up..

well now dat i'm awake, its a big day ahead, and i plan to maximise it. I hope y'all do to.

@TETEYAKS..... I see u o. Come in n say smthn pls..

gnyt all...
Its been a great day.. Buh 2moro will ne even better...
Oh! And ANITA.... If i wake up 2moro and discover dat it is still tuesday, then i'll know u're d cause...
Cos i'm pretty sure u would wish to have a 2nd round of ur birthday...which i hope u enjoyed btw.
U're special today....... Wat am i sayn!.. U re special everyday joor! Bday or no bday. Right?.. Good..
Gnyt then..
GNYT EVERYONE.....
D short blak dude wishes u all a beautiful nyt rest.
#Nelson awt#

anitank: Am supposd to answer dat right? Ok *sips fanta* uhmmmmm, dat wld be DENNISBEE

OJOROOOO!!!!!!
Dat dude musta bribed u..lolz.
Alwight....
Its 12:01am
meaning dat ur bday is officially over..
Lucky u. U for answer question taya dis nyt ehn!

Saved by d clock.

anitank: Awwwwwwww

if u could go out with any guy from dis thread.. Not minding all d petty drama already going on... Who would it be?

anitank: I did have a gud day dear. Now am curious abt ur curiousity. So ask me wateva u wish to knw

hmmmmm...'whatever u wish ti know'.
Dats an expensive one o.
Someone like me would make u regret sayn dat..

anitank: First man to do what?

i haff anoda question o

Okoya: Delicious why nah
Chief why nah

U guyz shd stop dis oooo
I tried reading thru previous posts buh I couldn't point out wat caused d disagreement....

Pls for KHAKI sake u guyz shd hug each oda.....

oh ... So he's even a guy.

anitank: First man to do what?

the first man to land on d moon...
Neil armstrong ov course

norilicious: ...

oh really?? i hv no time to go bck to past records...i dnt knw u n hvnt had any personal chat or wtsova..mayb twas a mistake..MY BAD! u musnt b familiar wit evrybody u knw...dis is a social ntwrk n u can choose who to respond to...so if i didnt say hi to u t'll b probably cs i dnt knw u, or dnt rem ur name or u dnt make much of an impact2 me ....so dnt totally blame me for nt seein sm ppl..if u dnt see me dts fine by me i wnt pick offense n start hurlin insults at u wen i get d opportuinity..i will kip hailin n seein sm ppl in here n u wnt do rat abt it..u tink u gt sm swag in here plz kip it to yaself aint interested....no offense intended jst sayin wts on ma mind...ders a rizin dis thread ws formed n dt rizin still kips me here..anyoda side attractions r welcmd bt i wnt take BS lying down..so watch ur writeups...if u dnt like me u can as well avoid me..afterall ders enuf rum for anyone who tinks here na im pale house..if u insult me one mor time..directly or indirectly u ll gt bck a dozen of it..mind ur business...PAX...

ok!! Wats all d bickering about??....no. Dont tell me. .... But pls.. You both should end it...plssssss..... Pretty pleeaase.

I dont thrive well in d presence of 'bad blood'..

I'm sure its just a slight misunderstanding. And probably an issue of difference in individual perception.
But dear.. Pls forgive him/them...


@CHIEF.....
U sef na guy o.
Pls lets end d fytn...u both might fall into d same platoon at camp.. U never know.
Pls forgive her .

And make both of una come join me chop kose(akara) and bread.. And its an order o!

anitank: My boobs......they're not exactly small but I wish they were bigger

lmao!
I dont think bigger is always better.
Neway, pls post ur fb link again..lemme make closer observations

Sigba dear....
I see u o.