₦airaland Forum

firetrap: i'll
Pay
40k

dude..
R u really serious?
I'm talking of a brand new galaxy s2.. Never even used my sim in it.
I sent for it to be bought fer my personal use..only fer d person to return from US with d white version...
Never been a lover of ANYTHING white.. Dats d only reason i'm selling.
Buh from dis response i might as well jst get a black pack and manage it dat way... Afterall d whyt is costlier.. Plus it's Tmobile.. D version with d larger screen.. Dude!!

if u're looking to get a practically brand new galaxy s11 for a great price,
I have one for 54k
56 if u want it with d pack, and car charger.

White.. Still in the carton
selling in a hurry.
macdestiny@yahoo.com

[quote author=Yoshi-Master]Yeah, we're saying the same thing. Just pointing out to preshuzpearl that I understand where she's coming from, the fact that most of us guys sometimes have a very materialistic approach method towards women we initially meet, often flaunting what we can and can't do for them, hence attracting those girls who indeed are materialistic themselves, and the viscous cycle continuous. So I guess it would be cool to try to attract "real" girls, but don't be surprised if there aren't many.

But yeah, there are too many girls that won't even consider you if you ain't paid, no need fronting like it aint true. If you girls want to prove me wrong, then you may proceed by letting your neighborhood mechanic grease your wheels.[/quote]u're one rational dude.
Maybe u should let me buy u a botle of cold beer smtime.

[quote author=Yoshi-Master]Gotta agree with u to some extent, but u also have to acknowledge the fact that there are so many girls out there, in far better situations than this "helpless" conditions your depicting, that cant even fathom a relationship with a guy below their socioeconomically status.[/quote]haba!
'So many' u say?
90% of girls cant date a guy who's not up to 5 wrungs above them on d socioeconomic ladder.
All my life, i've met JUST TWO who arent like dat. I dated neither, but i sure as hell respect them and would reccommend them to any GOOd gentleman.

SpicyMimi: Lmfaoo! @ No. 8
you see the truth is, we cant date every guy that walks up to us, cause if we do...you guys are gonna be whinning and ranting abt us as being a cheat nd also a flirt. So when we r in a rship, we have to turn some of you down. The problem is most u dont understand this, nd you know why? You guys are verry selfish! A guy was really disturbing me, nd i told him i wsnt single, next thing he told me ws that..and so? How am i sure my guy aint cheating on me? Nd i asked 'if u were my guy would you allw me to cheat on you? And he couldnt reply..smh selfish human beings! Thats why most of us dont mind choppn ur money! Most guys actually prefer to be fooled.

i concur with u sister.
I just hope u are as faithful to ur man as u claim.
FAITHFUL LADIES ROCKK!

dats for guys who waste precious time on girls.
Until u want to settle down for good, every lady is a huge liability.
Still cant get why a dude'll chance getting these cheap condescending lines from decorated liabilities.

Or maybe thr's smthn i still dont know

sounds adventurous...
pls mailme d details at macdestiny@yahoo.com

#exhales#
NYSC...
Actually, these days NOT MUCH.
Except u ve got a surefire connection dat'll get u a proper PPA.
I'm PRESENTLY serving in a secondary skl. On a remote island smwhr in d belly of rivers state.
Suffering like hell. No light, no clean water.
I bathe with d same creek water whre all d poop and refuse go into.
And what am i doing all these for? D NYSC certificate.
Cos besides that, there is no tangible gain.
Most employers in d country demand d cert... And its necessary too if u have political aspirations.
But besides dat,...smh. Its a painful waste of time. Plus u suffer during dat period

any podiatrist in the house pls?

Or if u know whr i can find a GOOD one pls do say.

good evening house.
Pls i'd love to know if one can get hyprocure done here in Nigeria. If yes pls provide info. Tnx

inurmind: nna no be so o.
them go do party share akara and ewedu for the place, come put loud Fuji music.
then dem go name Jesus tunji, abiola, sayeed, Sunday, Ahmed, agbowo, tolu, omobaba olowo, ati be be no(or wetin dey dey call etc for their place again).

if dem no do that one, na to use Jesus for juju be that.


Hausa nko?

lolz..
#in thick hausa accent #
kai alhaji, ya mata(wife) e fut am to bed for nama(cow) hause kei! Walahi dis one na original cattru-man (cattle man). Then they'd bring jesus at least 10calves and then cast lots to decide whose UNBORN daughter will be bethroted to jesus...

If say na calabar men nko?

[quote author=Mr_Anony]May the Lord Almighty grant you a sense of humour this Christmas in Jesus Name. Amen[/quote]BOUNCES OFF BALCONY-HITS D GROUND-CRaCKS SKUll OPEN- STILL ROCKING WITH LAFFTA

SOLD... sOLD... sOLD

see u guys next in january

a new batch of iphones will be available d first week of january.. Iphones only o.

And for those who left their contacts with me. I wont fail to notify u.
Thanks all.

ok...
I'd like everyone to know dat the iphones are off the market.
Sold one today and d second's been booked...

Also ironic enough.. I just lost my own phone in a public vehicle.. Crazy lagos. So will be replacing it with d s2.
That leaves just d htc on d shelf.

I also want to apologise to those who got late replies to d emails they sent me. Today was just rough for me i must say, plus My lost fone left me with no ready internet access.

anitank: i can tell how bitter you are..... kpele. But when u meet the right girl, u won't have to try so hard trust me.

lolz..bitter? C'mon, women arent DAT important

And GOOD! Dis is about d only truth u've told urself on dis thread.
D right woman will love u NO MATTA WHAT. So i see no point burning strength n tym tryin silly moves on d wrong females (not all females r worthy of d name 'woman')


oh and how's service going fer ya?
Hope lagos's treating u ok?
I miss 'd big house'

anitank: I tell you!! i could reach org-a-sm just looking into his eyes

aha!
Now U see... Smtimes ALL it takes is a look like bradley cooper's (he never even spoke to u.. U dont even know d kinda guy he is, but i have a good feeling dat if he asked u out u wouldnt even bat an eyelid befor abandoning ur bf WHO PROBABLY HAS BEEN WORKING HIS POOR BEHIND OFF TRYING 'EM LAME ASS MOVES ON U)

d same goes to d very loaded brothers..

So u see why, till d earth grows old and dies, men will always keep using lies and deceits. Because women r like kids... They can make a healthy fuss about the truth, reality, niceness etc. But all they want is to show n tell em wat they wanna see n hear(which 90% of d tym r hardly practical).

And dat is why d ''players'' ALMOST ALWAYS get the girls, why? They know dis truth.
Why else do u think most females complain of 'heartbreaks'? because most of em fall for d bad guys when d right man has probably been sitting under their noses all d whyle o. But they ignore him because he's probably not d kinda person they wanna see. So they keep going from one relationship 2 another for all of d wrong reasons.

Such hypocrisy!

[quote author=Ms_Steph]akept1 cross river. Each time I come bck home I have to go 4 treatment. Malaria nd typhoid[/quote][/quote][quote author=Ms_Steph]akept1 cross river. Each time I come bck home I have to go 4 treatment. Malaria nd typhoid[/quote]lolz dont even speak of malaria.
Cos i bet its nothing compared to mine.
Here, the local witches have been put out of business by the mosquitoes. U can imagine na.

[quote author=Ms_Steph]akept1 cross river. Each time I come bck home I have to go 4 treatment. Malaria nd typhoid[/quote]lolz dont even speak of malaria.
Cos i bet its nothing compared to mine.
Here, the local witches have been put out of business by the mosquitoes. U can imagine na.[quote author=Risky_mallam]Damn! You've got it bad bruh.. So you are saying there are no upsides eh? [/quote][quote author=Ms_Steph]akept1 cross river. Each time I come bck home I have to go 4 treatment. Malaria nd typhoid[/quote]lolz dont even speak of malaria.
Cos i bet its nothing compared to mine.
Here, the local witches have been put out of business by the mosquitoes. U can imagine na.

i've got 2 iphone 4 8gig for sale (both black) going for just 45k each

also a very clean samsung galaxy s2 willing to fly for just 49,500

and if perhaps u're a htc person and would like a sensation 4g then i am ur guy..
A clean one could be urs fer as low as 33k.

Here's my email: macdestiny@yahoo.com

pics will be tagged soon. Pls bear with me

ice dee: I don't believe women love! they r only there when things r rosy once things go sour they take to their heels

wrong bro...
Once upon a time, there were actually WOMEN on dis planet.
But they're on d brink of extinction now. Jst about 5percent of d modern day females are women. The rest are jst creatures of nightmare in d guise of women. Its jst like making a custard with banana flavour, its different from eating an acual banana!
i have met JUST ONE REAL WOMAN (besides family ) since i was born. And dis lady, altho she is someone else', gives me hope than it's still possibl to find my own WOMAN smday.

~GOD BLESS YOU B.
may God never let u know pain.

anitank: I beg to disagree with you. A lot of nigerian girls want real relationships without games, and believe me these 'rules' do work for them also. But because our dear nigerian men already have this bad impression as a result of few salty encounters they've had, the good ones are also suffering

any guy who tries these in naija will definitely be taken for granted by our ladies.
I speak from experience... And an uncomfortable one too. The GOOD GUYS DONT GET D GIRL. so all dat gentleman bullcrap will only make u regret ever appraoching a naija chiq.

Jst treat her to d fine things of life (they're mostly materialistic), practically shove naira notes down her thraot (they'll stll probably call u a foolish 'maga' and may still be cheating on u) and give her a good beating when u feel she's overdoing it (they love a man who's IN CONTROL afterall)

nonsense. The mr nice guy days r over.
How about we try d 'miss nice lady' instead... Wubbbish ;-D

[quote author=Ms_Steph]sunfly state.. Anytime I think abt going bck to my ppa I feel like crying[/quote]lmao!
U jst 'feeling'
lmao.
Whrs ur ppa? And in wat state?

old hawz- niu faces...
How re d batch B's coping?
I myself ve been holed up on a lost island in d name of ppa since sept 17 until jst yesterday o.

Rivers state isnt all it is famed tu be o!
I bathe with creek water which has crude oil, sea weed and LOTS of POOP. I mean, u have to push human crap away with ur bucket so as find water.
No network xcept glo which comes and goes in very weak signals
no market, infact nothing.
All d students combined are just 46, but they give trouble like 46000 pipu.
Some ss1 boiz even nyansh some easy going female corpers
d mosquitoes are the size of small birds
there is absolutely nothing to do after skl.. So boredom is like second nature thr.
ayam tayad.
But fer y'all who re coping better than i am.
More palm-oil tu ya elbows joor. Pls keep up d good work.
Afterall it's meant tu be under d sun and in d rain abi.
Cant wait fer june abeg.

lolz...
Funnny dat till date d black man still doesnt understand dat not everything on d shelve is appropriate for him.
we live in de tropic region where someone like me is only super excited fer bedtym so i can strip myself to d skin and allow d nyt air work its cool deliciousness on my private quaters.
Even d loose fitting boxers still make me hot and uncomfortable during d burnin afternoons, so why would i roast my already black- burnt afrikan behind jst so i can 'feel' sexy...?
and besides... D ones i wear are pretty easy on d wallet

lmao!
It took forever to seee d last one
i see 6 animals:
an elephant
a dog
a cat
a rat
a horse
and one other animal i cant really identify..

moonraker: Update your graphics card drivers!!!

Whats the model number of your computer

i already said my vga card driver is up to date.. I connected it to the internet and ran an 'update driver'. And it said its up to date.

I'm using a proline w763S laptop

GOOD DAY NLANDERS

I JUST REINSTALLED WINDOWS7 ULTIMATE ON MY LAPTOP; AND THE FIRST PROBLEM I&M FACING IS THAT I CANNOT FIND THE BRIGHTNESS OPTION AT D USUAL PLACE::: AND EVEN THE ON-KEYBOARD BRIGHTNESS FUNCTION KEY DOESNT WORK EITHER.....
And my vga driver is up to date.
Pls I need a solution if there is one