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Don't know if diz ones have been posted but . . . .

A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his blond, female neighbor came out of her house and went straight to the mail box. She opened it then slammed it shut and stormed back into her house. A little
later she came out of her house again went to the mail box and again opened it, slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went. As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came out again,
marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it close harder than ever. Puzzled by her actions the man asked her "is something wrong" to which she replied, 
"There certainly is! My stupid computer keeps
giving me a message saying,  "YOU'VE GOT MAIL".


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One day a neighbor of a blonde goes over to her house and sees the blonde crying and asked her what had happened and the blonde said that her mother had passed away. The neighbor made her some coffee and settled her down a little and then left. The next day the neighbor went back over to the house and found the blonde crying again. She asked her why she was crying again. The blonde replied with, "I just got off of the phone with my sister, her mother died too!

69 = sixty nine how d I do?? lmao,

haha good one,

Hail Mary . . . Hail Mary . . . .

I adore shoes!! But I'm more inclined to Sneakers - Timberlands. . . but when goin that outing I luv 2 make it Bootilicious!

God, I luv boots alot! I will definately upload some of my hotties when I have tym.

Party

Bush





what are the colours in the Nigeria flag?

na wa:
solution

because its better to face your fears, i will advise you to put a gun on ya head and blow it off. so that you can then experience lyf after death.

lmafao!!! lool!

@ topic :

I have no fears . . .  just as long as all is well with my Familia,

haha, na y u dey "you"na?? , I know Don naa, na his school be that,


abi nobi d same school u dey go sef?? dis one when u dey pretend, don't worry d bus would soon be here, u no go late, oh, abi na d cain when dem go flog u u dey fear?? I fit call ur teacher to beg am oo. make I cann am??

Katigurl:
Arrives in the cene in a hurry loking at her watch, and asks randomly

" oh my gosh, am I late?? is the bus here?? did I miss it!" Ooh my gosh! oh my gosh!

Um. . .yes I'm very sorry to inform u that d bus left 30 mins ago, u r late. . . . "Oh, my gosh, oh my gosh" r u goin to get fired!?? _{pls say yes!, say yes!}

Don goes to the " Grcae and Mercy" Nursery and primary school  lmao,

* looks around and asks Cadet why she is carryin soo many and heavy bags??"*   - u dey go Kafanchan??   

I ban cuz I did,

n-o-n-e!

loool!!!! LMAO!!!

lmao, lol . . . Ironic one,

Erm. . . so . . . ur kiss would stop d bus driver 4rom making me pay abi?? no make me vex pass as I don already vex commot 4 house oo

Besides sef it look like say it go rain, y didn't I bring my umbrella!?
- Where all of una wan go sef?

How am I supposed to write an essay on the cultural diferences between Africa and Europe gosh! mehn!

I ban u because you r Saucekid,

Money,

I ban u 4 playing smart with me lady,

pois, that's true i never seen any gay\lesb . . . . or any of those crap in Naija, I just hope d virus don't spread that far,

I ban u because you r right,

All right, y'all quit it!

Wgilly

Thinking  . . . y is every hot guy turning into gay??

Thinkin . . . I should logg off Nl n start my HM\W! mehn!

yea, ur all famous, lol, Nl celebrities,


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Shawn Michael

thief,

I beat u

All the Stupid Essays I have to write!! The Testssss I have comin up!

The fact that . . . . . ._mehn!

u are?

apparantely, I'm supposed to end this sentence with apparantely,

The Sly:
Yea Yeah . . . . .Most definitely. . 564years and i assure u. . . . Ima still remain fresh like a new born. . .
You know how we do . . . .

haha, lmao, yea I know how u do, lol

that would be a dog, y? u wanna buy me one?