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Shoot out Lmao

Ndipe: And will the chinese be told to adopt any Nigerian language/dialect in their educational curriculum? Kolomentality.

What makes any nigerian language globally relevant? I am a proud nigerian bt let's nt kid ourselves d chinese r nxt in line to d throne n we havnt evn joind d league of developd nations.

Nigerians jst like to shoot down a gud idea. Ppl are mentionin local languages lemme ask - z any nigerian tribe poised to b d next world super power?? Of course not. But china is. Evry developd country is encouragin its youth to read nd learn chinese so whn d world changes we can change n adapt with it. Fashola is a visionary light years ahead almost all oda 9jerian leaders.

Imagine wat d country wld b like if we didn't spik english n rada spoke 'local languages' den u wld knw dt ppl nid to stop n think b4 talkin.

All dese nollywood stories sef

All dese immature men gettin marrid up n dwn. Wdh is a marrid mad doin in a club

Twas on my 15th bday. My den bf travlld to c me. Wld neva 4get dt day.. Wz nervous so I mirrord wteva he did n he sha wasn't dat gud

Nice question, boring first post.

@question
Blame d ladies 4 believin dat derz gud in u. 4 being 'gullible'

Nt yet marrid, bt hopefully whn d tym comes it wld b d ryt person n a bed of roses lol... Bt den again roses hav thorns n I jst hav to b ready to brave d storm whn it comes

Goldie shld go n get a day job or smth n stp embarrasn herself nd 9jerians all ova d place

I lov ds shirt aswer.
My male bestie has one dat says-
Tell ur buubs to stop lookin at my eyes.

We wld def hav to compromise

-i stop using my phone, he stops breathing

Bsyds wt kynda imature pr*ck wld make such a demand

@ poster
I hav gat to say dt u hav some portion of d blame here. I doubt ds ur guy was evn a smooth criminal frankly he jst sounds immature n so do u.
Whn a guy z usin u 4 sex u wld knw. So long as u r a smart chic, so also whn a guy doesn't rili lov u. U missd d warnin signs. U hav to endure d pain, its d harsh truth. Shine ur eye next tym n dnt b xpectin no Harlequin romance

Hian ooooo

toh we hav seen it
[s]long a** tin, who honestly read it till d end?? [/s]

I say 'like seriously' and ' I liiiiike' got to a stage we're ppl eida startd mokin me or sayin demselves lol


_{first nland post in ova 4yrs its gud to b back}

Chei, if i see dat type 4 my door step, i go shout Blood of Jesus!

erm. . . translation =

o = zero

to = to

ojo = jug

meta = metal

o = zero

ore = oil

in oda words wht u wrote does not have meaning

I prefer those bitter limes to orange

Erm ,

Chei, is dat MukKKKiiii she na my aunty iicee be dat wao

oops

Born in Pluto, Raised in Jamaica

Greet him good morning

AWWW-- HAPPY BUFF DAY!! My extended cousin from my related sister!!

ENJJJOOYYY OOO!!!

I dey Ship ur present come give u

lol . . .buy him pizza

hug the dead day light out of him

slap

Fela? bt isnt tht a dude's name?

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inbox:
Please and please can someone tell me if this guy is actually a nigerian

I told You people, . .he is a monkey that escaped from the zoo! ,  Just be patience . . .  zoo keepers are at their job. . .