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No way! Chelsa!

Just chocolate






America or Canada?

I heard this in a Nigerian Movie a while ago,

dey both settle down to eat so, after talikng for a while, d man asked :


Man : Shall we eat?"

female cousin : "Yes, we shall"

say ouch! ask, "wht d' u do that for!?" . . . and tell her I like d picture in her profile!

Will draw him back,

ndumart:
Date, Love, Marry

She's just awesome.

U couldn't have said it better!


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Date




Jessica Simpson,

ha, no . . . I'm male, lol







tpbm is feeling sleepy,

Date! that guy is hott!







J-Lo

will tell him, I'm his long lost daughter and he owes me all his property

babareketaiwo:
When I was in the primary school Mount Camel Demonstration Pry Sch., Oloje, Ilorin, that was around 80s there was this young and cute (Lady) in my class she was a girl then. Her name is Joy Eguavoen. We were both young then but I like every thing about her but I was too shy and not confident enought to express my feelings out to her form primary one till we left the school. If there is anybody in da house that knows her whereabout should please tell her that I have something that nearly break my heart into pieces to tell her. I love her
Secondly, during my secondary school education, we attended the school i.e Govt High Sch Ilorin I also fell for a lady called Joy Zubair though she was my junior then. I seniored with 2yrs. I use to go to their class to do so many crazy things like punishing all of them for the offence that I suppose to have over looked just to impress this lady. My dream on her too wasn't realised. She does not even knew that I was chasing her. [b]If there is anybody in da house that knows her whereabout should please tell her that I have something that nearly break my heart into pieces to tell her. [/b]I love her

lmfaoo, I think I know of their where about, . . . now, how much pay?




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I normally hate d G's I admire, it's no use I get mad at u every sec, . . . so dey normally think I hate them, which is more comfortable for me than 4 dem 2 know d truth,

I wish u 'd wish something,

hating is what u r supposed to do if u can't luv,

How do I face that!??

Insulting a teacher on the eve of my leaving for Portugal . . . I was supposed to recive my punishment d next day at class, . . . yea right! In his face!

[s]_{God . . all d things I did before coming to this Portugal![/s]}

Gangster, godess ------ who every one wants to . . .erm, "shake hands with"

My blues . . . !







tpbm prefers D'banj to 2face,

I'm afraid of every insect,

I would faint if I saw a snake,

my little bro can keep me locked in a room by just placing his rubber snake on my front door,

I'm only addicted to one person,

Stupid mistakes, we all make them!

Date






2Pac

OMG OMG . . . sooo yes!! God i miss that delicacy! _{d first day i step into naija, I'm visiting those malams 4 sure!}










Tpbm is talking to someone on msn . . . or yahoo right now,

Miguel,

whts that?






tpbm wishes he\she was 4rom another country,

If something is too hard too do . . . then don't do it

by d sexiest man on TV : Hommer Simpson

I ban u for no reason,

Naija vibes : Gongo Aso -- by 9ice,

Where is the "or ?"

was

I Would have to go 4 Ang in this one, although Halle Bery has also gat it --- But Jolie is my kinda actress,

WNENTTTT Of Course!!! --- Sexy Eyes!!

michele101:
that movie was a waste of time, omotola got class i expected better from her,,,,,,,,,,,,,,didn't she read the script?, i'm not talking about nida because she new omotola should have know better she a superstar u just don't do any script that comes your way, i'm not geny fan but that girl will never do a movie like that, who is omotola manager or agent, this fan is a sad fan, n did u hear her voice under the song? it sucks, n she a musician umh, your watch n see n your will know what i'm talking about

You said it alll!!!!

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NollyWood!! Gosh, dey don't reason!! soo freakin annoying! mehn!

A young brunette goes into the doctor's office and tells him that her body hurts wherever she touches it.
"Impossible," says the doctor. "Show me."
She takes her finger and pushes on her elbow and screams in agony. She then pushes on her knee and screams, pushes on her ankle and screams…and so it goes. No matter where she touches her agony is apparent.
The doctor say, "You're not really a brunette, are you? You're really a blonde."
She sheepishly admits that she is indeed a blonde and asks, "But, how did you know?"
"Because, my dear…" he says, "Your finger is broken."


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An angry wife met her husband at the door.
There was alcohol on his breath and lipstick on his collar. "I assume," she snarled, "that there is a very good reason for you to come waltzing in here at six o'clock in the morning?"
"There is," he replied. "Breakfast."

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There was a blonde, burnette, and a redhead. They were all convicts running from the cops.
The Redhead sees three potato sacks and tells them to get in them and act like a dog or cat.
So the cops see the bags and goes and kicks the redhead's bag and she says "meow" the cops say "o don't worry its just a cat!"
so they go and kick the burnette's bag and she barks like a dog, the cops just reply "its just a dog, leave it."
So then they go and kick the blonde's bag and since the dog and cat had already been taken she simply replys "potato potato"

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There was this one blonde at home, putting a puzzle together. She was having a real hard time with it so she called her boyfriend up and says, "Sweetie, i am putting a puzzle together and it's the hardest one I've ever. I need help."
Her boyfriend says, "Well can' this wait until I get home?"
She starts crying.
He says, "Well what is the puzzle of?"
She says, "By the look on the box it's a tiger."
He says, "Alright, I'll be home in 15 min." So he shows up at the house and walks in the door.
He takes one look at his girlfriend and says, "O.K. sweetie, this is what I want you to do. I want you to make yourself a cup of decaf coffee, take a nice warm, relaxing bath, and put the damn box of Frosted Flakes down.

OMG!! I REALLY CAN'T BELIVE IT!!!

Maria  Carey of all people manage wants to Marry . . . and it's Nick Canon!

Goshhhhh Y didn't she just pick one of Lil Romeo or Bowow!!??

I mean . . . . REALLY! NICK CANNON!!! --------------- seriously this one don pass "love is blind" ---- this one na drugggggg!!!

http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2008/05/01/2008-05-01_report_mariah_carey_wed_nick_cannon.html

OMGOSH! SERIOUSLY! ---SERIOUSLY! I mean  . . . SEEEEEEERIOUSLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



he is 27 . . . she is 38 . . .  it's not even a matter of age, but Maria Carey of allll people!!!! _{Nick Cannon!??!!}

SEEEEEEEERIOUSLYYYYYY!!!