₦airaland Forum

@ Flower power, Agreed! . . . . @ topic . . . Kai, mehhn, dat was dat tym o, dat was denn, low self esteem is like an emotional nd social suicide. Very bad tin I tell u. So my dear work on it oo, u dey talk of chubby wht of us dat were once skinny as if 2morrow no dey, who go look u den ( dey do sha, bt u gt wht I mean, ders diffrnce btn lookd at nd bein obbsd ovr) . But wen I took it serious nd *chop up* suddenly *loads* dat I didn't knw I was caryn or even had started pushin out 4rm various places wid dis God givn height. Dat is wen u will nw start seein life in diffrnt angle nobi dat tym wein u no go sure weda na u dem dey look or ur friend, dis one u will be as sure as sugar. Lol, just kiddin sha, but my dear work on ur body! It is ur pride. Cuz I knw hw gud it feels to pass by nd hav practiclly everyone turn to stare nd gag at u all 4 d 'right' reason *lol, laughn at my ownself*. E no easy . . . . Gud luck, ' alert me wen it starts happnin'

@ Cindyrella, ok, dats serious sha, dat type of break up must hv been a mess. I dnt thnk I can go as far as d breakin up part, but my problem would always be belivin dat wht nd hw he's tellin me is all dere is to it. . . . . . @ Ijebabe, well d tin is dat dere was one major incident dat I guess left a scar, I guess since den, buildin up d whole trust tin has been a major issue, especially wen he brings up topics lyk dat.
I guess I really hv to give d whole 'one step at a tym tin' a try.

The schools need to b xpensive to provide quality education *i laugh in chinese*

Dese priv8 schools do nt evn knw d definition of quality. Dey giv out first class like manna so d rich can kip sendin their children ( who wld barely scrape a pass in fedral uni) der.

I personally knw a case of a classmate of mine who got admission into one of dese priv8 uni's mind u dis is an average student am talkin abt here. She goes dey n z scoring 4.7 gp without attendin classes. Dis is nt quality. She cannot defend her result nxt to a 2nd class student of a standard uni

It is reasons like dis dat white people have counseling. Sit down, counsel dem b4 dey run madddd.

* Need I say more? * Everythin CA-THO-LI-CA me luff!

Hmmmn, its gud 2 see dat dere r some NLdrs dat hav him as a role model. Pls wen any of u begins to notice an Nkechi in urselvs kindly let us know nd endeavor to up load d pictures pls. Thank u o?

meritdee: *sighs* You even allow the question land... Ur IQ dey hot o

Lol tnx

meritdee: There was an airplane crash, every single person on board died, but yet two people survived. How is this possible?

dey wer marrid

Alaafia l‘oro:
You let d goat eat d tuber yam,then d lion will eat d goat,after which u carry you lion to the other side of d river...I know this sounds weird!

lmao

almaliki: Ha...ha....ha.....d question is quite confusing though....and it got me racking my brain like mad even after the whole session....d 1st guy with 132 ans (todaynatoday) is right. Each delegate will shake eleven people in turn......and then you multiply eleven by 12....simple.

Am a chick

jidesamuel: nella,if by chance u studied economics u should know that a cup of garri will have a multiplying effect of 5.hence it will cost #100 for a common man to wack garri. O ga ooo

Z dis 4 real?? Wow

almaliki: Hey guys I was asked dis question during halliburton interview a while ago......twelve delegates were invited for a meeting and the twelve of them shook hands with each other....now the question is how many handshakes were exchanged in the meeting?

132

Ask4bigneyo: Q1, In a situation whereby u stand in a molue,d bus is swinging here n there due to pot holes on d road... IF U DON'T WANT TO FALL, wat wud you do?

Sit down now

A cup of garri wld still b 20

cescky: @nella/young babe
, really , really good to see/hear from
gimee a hug

did u leave this planet?
hws nella?

_{nairalands not d same without u gals/guys}

Gladly *huge hug*
Lol, am still around o, I jst stopd visitin nland 4 sum tym, got busy with schl n ish. N whn I finally wantd to come back, I cldnt remember ma password. N ma email was blockd, so I jst remaind a 'guest'. I missd u!!
Wts

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Ppl d oda Abu Quaqa is not 'matrix reloaded* lol. Dey jst giv d name to evry spokesperson, as an alias.

U knw d way u giv 'president' or 'minister' comes with the post.

Gud job 2 d nigerian police o

cescky: long time hw are u?
hws ur sis?
remember me?

CESCKY!!!!! Of course... Bt ds znt nella its YB. I 4gt ma password n am using her profile. Hw fa?

O n poster no nid to translate wat d signs say, we tottaly get it

Am I d only one dat found 'chinese ppl demonstratin against japanese' as hillarious??

I applaud him 4 comin out with this.
Der r soo many kids being molested in 9jeria n rada dan address it n try to help, nigerians hav put up dis 'taboo' wall n 'kip it in d family' non sense.

Ice prince has def showd young ppl nw dt rape or molestation z nt d end of ur life. U cn still b who u wanna b. I lov him month 4 dis

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Rossikk: The protesters in Jos did not kill or destroy anything. They launched a peaceful protest.

Peaceful for now. Bt we hav seen enough of dese 'peaceful' protests to knw hw its gon end

If dey protest again security agents shld shoot into d crowd. Berra kill em b4 dey go n kill inocent pips

Z ds mob treatment / jungle justice justyfiabl??

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reigningwisdom: HAHAHAHAHAH, MY GUY WHICH CHINA? YOU ARE GREATL MISLEADING YOURSELF BY YOUR TYPINGS

absolutely no comment

@ndipe

If u transact buisness with a yoruba man ( a yoruba man dat is far more influential, wealthy nd conected dn u) nd u den decide to learn yoruba is dat inferiority complex?? Evn whn u (nigeria) is baisically beggin the yoruba man (china) to come n invest here.

Lemme ask u nlanders hw many nigerian languages do u spik?? Hw many evn spik der own languages? ( Spik nt jst undastand)? Most ppl dnt spik month dan one nigerian language. Y? Cause apart frm preservin our culture, it is mostly useless. Do u write documents in it?? Does d president make anouncements in it? Can evn half d population read and write it?? No.

Chinese on d oda hand fulfils all dese n many more$ wake up ppl

Ndipe: So?

So? U r seriously jst bein close minded abt d whole tin.

Nigerians n der useless pride. Whn ds country has earned its place as d worlds nxt super power, den u can demand dat oda nations spik ur language. Untill den we nid to focus on tryin not to get trampled as d world moves foward at lightning speed

Ndipe: And do they speak English in China? Does China even follow the Roman Calendar? Not really, yet the country is prospering based on their own ideology. They are not doing follow follow like we do.

We r not talkin of spikin chinese in nigeria. We r talkin of teachin It. Nd if dat is ur question den YES english is taught in china. Nd is to some xtent widely spoken. D country may not follow d roman calender bt u can b rest assurd dt dey kip up with it. Dey kip up with evry development in d western world

D sage: The issues of globally relevant/recognition are what makes Africa remains underdeveloped till today. Things cannot just be globally recognized by itself, it's the people that make it work the way it is. Until we are able to develop our societies in our own ways, africa might not developed till Jesus come.

No, no, no. Africa is underdevelopd because its leaders fail to c beyond der noses n pockets. D world z now a global village n d rule makers r d strongest countries, china is number 2 on dat list. Obviously we already speak english so dats taken care of.

I am nt in anyway tryin to say dat nigerian languages r not significant. Bt mandarin is spoken by far more ppl with d number increasin evry day. Africa cannot afford to b left behind anymo. We nid to wakeup nd kip up