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CelebritiesRe: Lady Gaga's Meat Dress, Ghetto Style by Nellyon(f): 8:14am On Jun 29, 2011
pslm23:
grin grin she's refering to the red underwear the "ham" chick is wearing underneath all that meat and wrap!  In Naija we call it "pant".  grin grin  In the US they call it "draws" (drawers), "underwear"  etc.
lol!! my bad. i should have guessed seeing as thats the only red thing in the photo.

but the ''Ham'' chick is a wonder.
Jokes EtcRe: Do People Remember Some Of Theses Film Posters? by Nellyon(f): 7:57am On Jun 29, 2011
mikuz:
Btw modern science has proven that women have clearer eye sight that men. Shikena!
Eye sight? seriouslyhuh
Jokes EtcRe: Obama's Coversation With UFO (aliens). by Nellyon(f): 7:49am On Jun 29, 2011
Everyone that called this piece silly, waste of time and what not is sooooo dumb. what do u guys have for brains? puddinghuh??
CelebritiesRe: Lady Gaga's Meat Dress, Ghetto Style by Nellyon(f): 9:47am On Jun 28, 2011
No one has any red pant on.
Dolemite:
That red pant is gorgeous, want one.
CelebritiesRe: Lady Gaga's Meat Dress, Ghetto Style by Nellyon(f): 9:46am On Jun 28, 2011
is that real ham on some girl's skin.? am turning vegetarian for sure, yuckkkkkkkkkkkk!! she clearly took the naija saying ''I GET LIVER'' quite literally.
CelebritiesRe: Queen Latifah & Her “girlfriend” Breakup Over Eating Habits by Nellyon(f): 9:16am On Jun 28, 2011
Why is ''Girlfriend'' in quote??
CelebritiesRe: Nollywood Actress Uche Jombo Survives Autocrash by Nellyon(f): 9:09am On Jun 28, 2011
Babasessy:
Apology for duplication of this tread/topic. Pls. I need information on how to delete.
Good news, someone on NL apologized for duplicating a post. Quoting Uche's Twitter post, ''ONLY u Lord did this, Thank u my Rock''
CultureRe: Discrimination Based On Physical Appearance In Lagos Night Clubs! by Nellyon(f): 8:47am On Jun 28, 2011
Dotman01:
. . . Naah ashy is olosho, oscambo, ashewo or LovePeddler
No sh1thuh thanks bro. Hmmmm Ashy. *shaking my damn head*
CultureRe: Discrimination Based On Physical Appearance In Lagos Night Clubs! by Nellyon(f): 8:45am On Jun 28, 2011
best thing is, go wit some real hot girls/guys, so they know they are loosing good business bouncing you, and make it known that they bounce one,,, they bounce all.
Appearance is everything people.
CultureRe: Discrimination Based On Physical Appearance In Lagos Night Clubs! by Nellyon(f): 7:41am On Jun 28, 2011
Definitely a great move to buy your driver alcohol, make him dance for four or more hours and then buy him an ashy, (am guessing thats a code name for a drug or sh1t like that)
Jokes EtcRe: If You Can Answer Two Out of these Three Questions, Then You IQ Is High by Nellyon(f): 3:42pm On May 23, 2011
Mary
5000
twins (we do not know who is older)
CelebritiesRe: Edidiong Emah: The Nigerian Former Beauty Queen On Beyonce New Video by Nellyon(f): 10:17am On May 23, 2011
Well, clearly she got fat.
CelebritiesRe: Actress Dakore Egbuson Akande Is Pregnant by Nellyon(f): 10:11pm On Apr 22, 2011
amebo bizi body aproko olofofo onye asiri
CelebritiesRe: Kalu Uche Set To Wed by Nellyon(f): 9:55pm On Apr 22, 2011
This disgusting hair has robbed your face of color, loose the hair and stay away from the toning creams.



but by all means, have a blissful marriage.
CelebritiesRe: Mercy Johnson: "I’m Getting Married This Summer To My Edo Prince Suitor!" by Nellyon(f): 9:51pm On Apr 22, 2011
Mercy is not young neither is that guy old, but is his name Edo Prince? see me see wahala ooooo grin
Jokes EtcRe: The Missionary by Nellyon(f): 11:33am On Apr 10, 2011
SHEEP people. Its SHEEP not SHEEPS. Its one of those nouns that has no plural form. eg. funiture. Remember all those grade school English?
Jokes EtcRe: The Missionary by Nellyon(f): 3:34am On Apr 10, 2011
Element G:
omg dnt tell me d chief sleeps with d sheep[b]s[/b] shocked shocked shocked lmaoo
uhmmm you mean SHEEP? or is that part of the joke?
CelebritiesRe: Isn't Funke soo filthy Pretty? by Nellyon(f): 10:53pm On Apr 09, 2011
bad hair, good dress.
Jokes EtcRe: The Missionary by Nellyon(f): 9:26pm On Apr 09, 2011
i see u interpreted the picture.
Jokes EtcRe: Robbing An Ibo Man! by Nellyon(f): 8:42pm On Apr 09, 2011
I hate all these half baked igbo jokes. so now, they re pick pockets and greedy money lovers? get a freaking life people. you love money as much as the next igbo guy, only they work for theirs. Work really hard for theirs.
Jokes EtcRe: How Company Policies Begin by Nellyon(f): 12:33pm On Apr 09, 2011
Jeezzzz, its soooo freaking amazing how many people try to stop me from doing something around the office cos ''its not done that way'' ''why'' i would ask? ''cos thats how its always been.'' F UCKING morons.
Jokes EtcRe: In The Examination Room by Nellyon(f): 12:24pm On Apr 09, 2011
its completed, what did u expect?
CelebritiesRe: Actress Grace Amah Delivers Babyboy In London Hospital by Nellyon(f): 12:12pm On Apr 09, 2011
All the best Gracie, but i hope u have set plans in motion to loose the weight?
Jokes EtcRe: U Cant Leave Nairaland Without Seeing This by Nellyon(f): 11:30am On Apr 09, 2011
ok so the joke is on MAN U, Chelsea or the poster? cos last i checked, this was still the jokes section and not the ''trash your rival club'' section.
Jokes EtcRe: Who Is Jesus - Joke by Nellyon(f): 7:11pm On Apr 05, 2011
chindi:
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My dear, u can joke wit anyoda thing but not wit D Almighty, okay?
take a chill pill,, i bet u have done worse things today with your eyes open. and hey ,do not call me ''my dear''
Jokes EtcRe: Who Is Jesus - Joke by Nellyon(f): 6:05pm On Apr 02, 2011
chindi:
My bro, i must advice u, 'Dnt Use D Name Of D Lord God In Vain'. Sure u were'nt there wen Jesus ws on earth. Another advice, 'Dnt add 2 d Bible or Remove frm d Bible'. Mayb u wanna b funny, but dnt use God, Jesus or d HolySpirit in vain. Tk cr
give it a rest abeg jareee! na joke.
CelebritiesRe: Is Eedris Abdulkareem Living On Past Glory? by Nellyon(f): 8:44am On Mar 29, 2011
yes he is, happy now?
Jokes EtcRe: I Laughed Soooo Hard! by Nellyon(op): 1:50pm On Mar 28, 2011
And yours is ''deadlyvirus'' clearly it has invaded your brain.

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