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So i see you are Mr. YinkaLink, YinkaLink being female (i think) which means u took your wife's last name. Way to go!!!

Kim Kardashian
Socialite / Entrepreneur

Born: 21 October 1980
Birthplace: Los Angeles, California
Best known as: The socialite daughter of American lawyer Robert Kardashian
Kimberly Kardashian is a Los Angeles socialite, boutique owner, and star of the reality TV show Keeping Up With the Kardashians. Kim Kardashian first came to wide public attention through her friendship with socialite Paris Hilton; Kim is also the daughter of attorney Robert Kardashian (1944-2003), who became famous in 1994 when his friend and client O.J. Simpson was arrested and tried for murder. [b]Kim Kardashian became one of Paris Hilton's party pals and then in 2007 boosted her profile by taking legal action to prevent the distribution of a naughty home video she had made with then-boyfriend Ray J (born William Ray Norwood, Jr., the brother of singer Brandy). [/b]The tape was widely distributed on the Internet, despite Kardashian's attempts to quash it, [b]and she was launched into Hilton-like celebrity. [/b]That led to the TV show Keeping Up With the Kardashians, which starred Kim and her sisters Kourtney and Khloe and their extended family. She later appeared on Dancing With the Stars (2008) and made various appearances on other TV shows. She and her sisters own a chain of dress boutiques called Dash. Married at one time to music producer Damon Thomas (2000-04), Kim Kardashian was later romantically linked to a number of male celebrities, including Jessica Simpson's ex-husband Nick Lachey and Heisman Trophy winner Reggie Bush. She married NBA basketball player Kris Humphries in August of 2011. She and her sisters published a memoir, Kardashian Konfidential, in 2010.
Extra credit: Kim Kardashian is the stepdaughter of Olympian Bruce Jenner; her mother Kris married Jenner in 1991.


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Compare this to a proper celebs profile, say JLo.

El Guapo:
[color=#0066ff]Its vivid, Kuvukiland SA!   [/color]

Ouch Ouch, you got me, i cant deny my dear hood.

[quote author=Brand_new link=topic=737109.msg8986592#msg8986592 date=1314091539]Then they are celebrities because they appear frequently on the Media> Do you watch E! ?[/quote]And your point is?

^^ what i have a problem with is non celebrities passing off as celebrities. Only a tiny part of the meaning of the word CELEBRITY apply to these people.
1.easily recognized.
2.frequent appearances in the media.

Sokoto 'shon of the shoil' is better than 'in Hackney immigration net' now, who is laughing??
(please no one tell me to rep my hood please)

^^ lol! make fun of him all u like, but rep your own hood here,

ode remo:
i tot u can take hackney outa the bwoy,
tot wrong. useless recycled joke.

Hehehehe i bet he is one of those people arrested in the dope and immigration scam in Dalston junction and Ridley road.

^^ Since you have obviously learnt enough to reply to posts on NL, you should probably find out on your own or file it under 'things i'll never know'.

Goldieluks:
Fame hungry sluuts.

seconded
forget the rant about their clothing line and perfumes
what was the FIRST thing that shot them to limelight? Forget their dad and OJ cra p.

Outstrip:
Yes they work. Which one is a indecency star. Kim? Unless you want to sit up here and say you have never Were Intimate. She Were Intimate with her boyfriend. She foolishly let him tape it. years later it came back to haunt her. The only difference between you and Kim in that respect is that she taped it. She works and so do her sisters. She models, she has her clothing line along with her sisters and long before the show she ran a separate business apart from the clothing store that they all ran together as a family. Why hate? I bet if we put your work schedule along side hers it will put yours to shame. Don't take it personal. Probably mine too. They work hard and they play hard. Anybody who thinks that they just wake up in the morning and take a poo and do nothing else truly is misinformed.

I dont know why you didnt realize that the difference btw a p,o,r, n star and a regular human that has s e x is in the taping. Regulars do not tape themselves.

Outstrip:
Why are they fake abeg? They are working and they get paid. Why is it such a problem for people? People who make use of opportunity presented to them can only be called smart. You people act like you would not do the same thing if given the opportunity. Please who wants to do a reality tv show and pay me 12 million dollars. I dey wait o

Oh really? what exactly do they do? News casters, anchormen, singers, actors,writers, dancers, i am running out of 'accepted' celebrity jobs here. (btw, my sister is a p,o,r, n star and one of them married a basketballer isnt one of them)

Oh my bad! didnt know this was the ads and vacancy section. Could u point me towards the jokes section?

how can someone fart in my mouth without me noticing? are you pretty certain nobody farted in your brain without your notice?

And in that starved brain of yours, this is a joke right?

Meaning: I dont know why this always happens to me, i live close to a farm and i find the cattle and other livestock really se.xxy. It would not be a problem to me if i had not also noticed that i feel nothing for the farmers two lovely daughters and his wife. Might i add that they all skinnydip but when i catch them doing this, i quickly avert my eyes and look towards Molly's stall. (Molly is my fav sheep, she has snow white fur)

Y'all see? when i listen to Naija radio stations i really feel very ashamed. these people try to change their accent to American or English. To no avail i might add. they end up sounding like they are gurgling petrol.

I appreciate it when i hear people still retain their accent after a long stay abroad.
When i am in a gathering and i hear 'shuo' instead of 'dam n' i 'de always be happy'

^^ Yeah yeah not good enough for Minnesota, Proceeded to be the best in good old Ghana.

This is good

I see u interpreted the Mr. and Mrs. cartoon?

^^ hehe

Infant school

All you lazy A.ss.es that do not read, whoever said a joke has to be short to be a joke??

dadicvila:
this one na joke abi na lecture note??

[quote author=Efemena_xy link=topic=734885.msg8916953#msg8916953 date=1313265157]we nor wan read your thesis

try 'n make your jokes, short, sassy and snappy - else waka go Education Section [/quote]

NnamdiN:
Oh yeah Where will I put d rest? Up in Sarah's a.s.s? Watever happened to reading

D.amn right, some people just make me sick with their fear of reading.

You are all in the NEW SCHOOL. 7 posts,6 posts,0 posts,73 posts. Def. new school

Why did the two ladies faint?

^ typical

I cannot believe you had the nerve to post this old joke. where u even born when this joke started making the rounds?

ode remo:
can some1 compress this supp. joke 4 me , i need a nap.
next.

Ode, you be real ode, (i believe it means a not so smart person)

Trashadians

I find miss Cameroon really pretty, in a natural way, u know,like she was born pretty. Miss SA is not so fine but i am really happy they let a black skinned person go for them, (even though they will regret it cos she is sure not to win)

^^Oh yeah, to some people beauty is how light your skin really is.

^^ yeah. real young for his actual age, 60, Nigerians can say they are however old suits then at any time, who documents age? Just produce a 'sworn age declaration'

Karen is no role model. well maybe for a prospective stripper, actually i find her rather trashy, what with her defense of her boo, b job, (she just couldnt choose a size 34 silicone cup) her troubled family(she was strugglin in Europe and had NO OTHER choice but to become a stripper) yahta yahta,
But i am prepared to overlook all these and cheer for her to recieve the same, if not better reception than the others had, afterall, she won BBA. I dont stand for marginalizing females.