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^^ Airhead

Genevieve i love you and shitttttt but did u dare to rock the multiple neon colored nail polish?

^^ Your very own pet gorilla.

^^ hehehehee what do u like best the big navel? or the coarse hair you can runnnnn your fingers through?

No1 could be our winner
No2 looks like a baby,  its MR Nigeria not Master Nig
Do urself a favor, buy a razor No 3.oh and when u re done using it on the more obvious places, you might consider visiting your N.ipplessss
Whats up with the stretch marks No4?
No 5 you look kinda good. if u will loose the facial attitude that is.
Goofy grin No 6(if that is a grin)
No 7 you have that Drake thing going for you, sans acne.
No 8 u think you are the next best thing since sliced bread. behold, you aren't.
No 9, you are one h. ell of a dirty boy.
No10, you are on for Mr Nigeria not Mr I love ganja Jamaica. . you and your giant man N.ipplesss
No 11, you could win.
You are one cuddly boy No 12, and a 'nosy' one too.
No 13, you could win too.
No14, you really are misguided. You shouldn't have applied. Your talents re better suited elsewhere.
Same goes for you No 15,  shouldnt have applied.
No 16, aren't you one fair trout pout lipped boy.
No 18, Gaybe you re g.ayyyy, Gaybe not. but i am leaning heavily towards g.ayy as helllll.


N.B: I left out No17 cos i dont know what in the world to tell him.

University: Univeeeeeeseeeeeety
Legacy: laaagaacy
Education: Edication
I knew she'd do this.

pro01:
Ben Bruce and his brothers are miracle workers, thats how. Besides, ever wondered why Nigeria was scheduled to host the Miss World Pageant the next year right after Agbani's 'victory'?

Uhmmm the country that won the crown gets to host the next competition. It was supposed to hold in Nigeria but was moved to London after the Amina Lawal thing.

You know how Fela sang: Sorry sorry sorry?
I am sorry for Studio.

At times like this, i wonder how the f, cuk Agbani won the crown.

Studio CFR:
I hate u with passion pusssie
and would appreciate if u stop commenting on my threads

No kidding

Oh dearie, now is hate the right sentiment here?
You could open a 'private' thread and it wont matter how lame it is and of course i wont comment. Oh wait, you already have lots of lame private threads. In your head.

[quote author=DC-ONE link=topic=787533.msg9409125#msg9409125 date=1319470085]Blindness@Nellyon open your eyes and wake up from your slumber,[/quote]Y'all dont know when you are being taken for a ride. Sold his soul to the devil my black arse. Smdh!!

Joblesness.

You dared to post this joke yet again?

Photo is fake as h, ell

mikuz:
Modella don't forget to take ya drugs next time ok?

Wow! you really are one lousy SOB.

boyprodigy:
Nlanders, check dis out!
Three surgeons are discussing
who makes the best patients to
operate on.
The first surgeon said,
"Electricians are the best,
everything inside is
color coded."
The second surgeon says, "No, I
think librarians are, everything
inside them
is in alphabetical order."
The third surgeon shut them up
when he said: "You're all wrong.
Politicians
are the easiest to operate on.
There's no guts, no heart, no
balls, no
brains, and no spine. Plus, the
head and the Bottom are
interchangeable.

Cos they generally think with their a.s s. I think before u are allowed to be a politician, you have to be tested to make sure you possess this rare and unnatural talent.

I believe its Untamed cos its illegal or so to iron the clothes.

bin gbagbo:
who is dumb guy above me?

You have a guy above you? interesting!!!

Look how perplexed the onlookers are.

shollymata:
@Nellyon I'll not join issues with you over your choice of words, however you missed the humour in all of this. No one, not even the poster said the comparisons we are making are corrections, we are simply discussing expressions in other parts of the world. I admire your passion for Nigeria though.

Same freaking thing. I am saying this is the Nigerian expression(in some cases the globally accepted expressions)for these things. You and the poster did not post this here to compare expressions. You posted this to demean the Nigerian expressions in comparison to others from around the world.
And i say this not just cos of patriotism for Nigeria, but more cos of the fact that i have loads of degrees on the English language and there still exists something called 'Mother Tongue Interference'.

^^^^ Ladies ladies ladies, that's enough!! go sew or cook or something!

Dear Studio,

Nobody would ever agree to anything you say that isn't:

I am g.ay(not that there is anything wrong with that, but i just wish u stop fooling around in the closet)
i am a fool
i suck
i am annoying

Gaybe this will clear the air.

shollymata:
Tomato or ranch sauce instead of Ketchup.

Pay per view instead of DSTV.

Paycheck instead of Salary.

Hi instead of good morning.

Miles instead of minutes.

OR when you start asking for a booklet menu in Mr. Biggs?

Is Ketchup not tomato sauce made and bottled up?
DSTV is a service provider of Pay per view
What is salary? what is paycheck?
There is 'hi', there is Good morning.



you slow b.a.astard.

ItsModella:
or when you say ain't it? instead of abi?
Lawn instead of Grass
Nanny instead of House girl/boy
Its hurting instead of Its paining me
Flashlight instead of Torch
Luggage instead of Load or Ngwongwo
Cocaine instead of ganja
Sneakers instead of Canvas
Suitcase instead of Box
Laundry detergent instead of OMO
Cop instead of Policeman or Mopo
Fries instead of Chips

Abi is Nigerian Pidgin, informal for 'isnt it'? as is 'aint it'.
House boy is so correct,
Torch is same as flashlight
There is cocaine, there is ganja
Omo is a brand name for a Nigerian detergent
So a policeman is not a cop?
Fries, American. Chips, English.

You re so lame.

geolabious:
Hi guys!!! I was a little bored so i saw this and it made me laugh hard, so i decided to share,



1.“SUV” instead of “Jeep”

2.“Gas station” instead of “Petrol Station”

3.“Fireworks/Firecrackers” instead of “Banga”

4.“Soda/Pop” instead of “Minerals”

5.Dryer” instead of “Hang it in the sun”

6.“silly” instead of “Olodo/Ode”

7.“Trash Can” instead of “Dozbin''

8.“Power is out” instead of ” NEPA has taken light”

9.“Security Guard” instead of “Gateman”

10.“Balcony” instead of “Varanda”

11.Cookie” instead of “Biscuit” (Cabin)

12.“Boss” instead of “Oga”

13.“CEO” instead of “Oga Pata pata”

14.“Manners” instead of “Home training”

15.“Circle” instead of “roundabout”

16.Soccer” instead of “Football”

17.“Motorcycle” instead of “meshin”, or “okada”

18.College” instead of “yunivasiti”

19.“Car” instead of “moto”

20.“Flipflops” instead of “silpas”

21.“Nail polish” instead of “Cotex”

22.“Braids” instead of “Bob Mali”

23.“gum” instead of “chin-gum”

24.“smoke” instead of “tab”

25.“Shower” instead of “Baaf”

26[b].“Hallway” instead of “Corridoor”[/b]

27.“Living/Sitting Room” instead of “Paalo

28.Coccaine/weed” instead of “gbana”

29.“Wuz up” instead of “How far now”

30.“Stop making fun of me” instead of “Stop yabbing me” or “Stop abusing me”

No. 6. Its a Nigerian language.
7. I believe they say 'dustbin' and they re correct. Its British.
11. Biscuit, British. Cookie, American.
12. Nigerian pidgin for 'Boss'.
13. Nigerian pidgin for CEO.
16. Football is British.
17. Nigerian slang.
20. Slippers is correct, so is flip flops.
23. they say chewing gum.
26. corridor is correct.
29. Nigerian pidgin.



But i'll let these fly if u re absolutely kidding about it all.

I think i will go for AnimalBin, only i would wish he had a little more sense.

^^ you bother explaining to him? a razor to slit the priest's wrist.

Gaybe Studio has a gfriend that actually is a girl, but i am leaning heavily towards Gaybe not!

[quote author=Da_b¤§§. link=topic=767623.msg9213098#msg9213098 date=1316892589]Which planet is this guy from?
Well, enjoy your keyboard.!![/quote]heheheheheee


Well on JUST this occasion, i think Bin made sense.

She is a mad woman.

^^ Oh no no no, you guys just attained genius level stu.pid with your rantings here.

Why i go fall sha? na we be the person that invented the maga,