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Jokes EtcRe: Some Catchy Phrases In Nigerian Songs by Nellyon(f): 7:56am On Dec 08, 2012
Akbee: hey dj nancy,the fact that you are audacious and mannerless dosnt give u the excuse to post unreasonable comment here.i learnt u are yet to post a thread in this forum
By the way,ur name sounds strange,dj nancy,ever seen or scratch a disc?ever bn to a club?go learn how to comment otherwise u wl stand a chance of bn spring cleaned from this forum.
. And you are mad at DJ Nancy because she correctly pointed out that nobody gave enough s.h.1 t about your post to comment. Talk about transfered aggression.
Christianity EtcRe: Slaps Giving! By Bishop David Oyedepo by Nellyon(f): 2:00pm On Dec 19, 2011
If i were that girl i would be suing his sorry a. s. s for assault and harassment.
Jokes EtcRe: An Open Apology To My Love by Nellyon(f): 8:48am On Dec 14, 2011
The only thing that sounds like a joke here is how pathetic you two are, Yinka and El. NL love or fake love, Its like dating your co-worker. Bound to go wrong, ask HR.
Jokes EtcRe: Message From The Queen by Nellyon(f): 7:39am On Dec 14, 2011
@Mikuz, Not so smart Not so smart Not so smart Not so smart Not so smart Not so smart Not so smart Not so smart Not so smart Not so smart Not so smart Not so smart Not so smart Not so smart
Jokes EtcRe: Message From The Queen by Nellyon(f): 3:53pm On Dec 13, 2011
^^^^^^^ Again, Not so smart Not so smart Not so smart Not so smart Not so smart Not so smart Not so smart Not so smart Not so smart Not so smart Not so smart Not so smart Not so smart Not so smart
Jokes EtcRe: Message From The Queen by Nellyon(f): 8:27am On Dec 13, 2011
^^^^^^ Not so smart Not so smart Not so smart Not so smart Not so smart Not so smart Not so smart Not so smart Not so smart Not so smart Not so smart Not so smart Not so smart Not so smart
Jokes EtcRe: Message From The Queen by Nellyon(f): 1:40pm On Dec 12, 2011
Everybody that thinks this is too long is just so so so lazy.
Oh and The Queen might just go the JFK way and the next note like this may be from the Greeks or China.


And these languages suck big time. they will make the loss of 'U' look like child's play.
PropertiesRe: Picture Of Prostrating Building At Oba Akran Ikeja Lagos by Nellyon(f): 7:19am On Dec 01, 2011
Oba Akran my Nigerian arse. Dont know the place, but, Minnie/Mickey mouse sign, an Avon shop and a clean street doesnt scream Nigeria.
Jokes EtcRe: Prescribe A Good Comedy Series by Nellyon(f): 2:23pm On Nov 30, 2011
How i met your Mother
Friends
30 Rock
Two and A Half Men
Joey
The Riches
Cougar Town
Ten Things i Hate About You
Merlin
My Wife And Kids
Ugly Betty
Will And Grace
Drop Dead Diva
Girlfriends
Weeds



And more
CelebritiesRe: Segzy Kunle: What Do You Think Ladies? by Nellyon(f): 11:51am On Nov 30, 2011
Wetin de bring this Masssturbattion issue?

BTW, That guy's got crazy eyes, like he is about to start laughing or crying or shouting or something any minute now.




Oh and there is no 'Orggyy party'. There is only 'Orggyy'.
Jokes EtcRe: Taboo. . .must Read by Nellyon(f): 8:00am On Nov 15, 2011
I blame your ISP. They should have asked for a psychiatric test or at the least, an IQ test.
CelebritiesRe: Pictures: Waje And Tiwa Savage At Channel O Awards: Who Wore It Better? by Nellyon(f): 4:00pm On Nov 14, 2011
BTW, Poster, 'who wore it better/best'' is usually used when it is a comparison btw two or more of the same outfit.
CelebritiesRe: Pictures: Waje And Tiwa Savage At Channel O Awards: Who Wore It Better? by Nellyon(f): 3:55pm On Nov 14, 2011
^^ Did u say Waje is sexy? or you just mean her dress is good?
CelebritiesRe: Pictures: Waje And Tiwa Savage At Channel O Awards: Who Wore It Better? by Nellyon(f): 10:59am On Nov 14, 2011
Tiwa Savage looks like a glow in the dark monster
CelebritiesRe: Do U Really Think Dr Conrad Murray Killed Micheal Jackson? by Nellyon(f): 9:26am On Nov 10, 2011
No i do not believe he killed him. . . . . not knowingly at least.
Jokes EtcRe: This May Crack Your Ribs~~2 Agybabe by Nellyon(f): 7:10am On Nov 03, 2011
Thread Locked
You guys go be mad at home.
Thanks!!
Jokes EtcRe: Wedding Day by Nellyon(f): 7:07am On Nov 03, 2011
SIlknSteel:
Common guys, there is an obvious joke here naa: if wearing White means it is the lady's happiest day then obviously, wearing Black signifies it is the guy's WORST!!! No be brain tease na cheesy
Hahahahaha me think their confusion is stemmed from the fact that they don't understand the meanings of colors. . . . . . . . . . . . or so.
Jokes EtcRe: This May Crack Your Ribs~~2 Agybabe by Nellyon(f): 8:05am On Nov 01, 2011
bin gbagbo:
Bingo works at the mortuary n he is in charge of parking dead bodies into the fridge. one day he was parking them and. .
And as for you, must you be so stuupidd? create a blog or something and write this trash on in. This is the jokes section of Nairaland, not a place reserved for retards like you to showcase how little of a brain they have. I am getting tired of your shittt with studio. Although i might add that Studio makes an effort, only it aint good enough. Nowadays i just go back to the old old old jokes and read them instead of watching you guys make an assss of yourselves.

Might i also add that this does not qualify as Etc.
Jokes EtcRe: Wedding Day by Nellyon(f): 7:53am On Nov 01, 2011
Seriously you guys,  are you really telling me you do not understand this joke, @A RareGem, i think they will understand the kind of jokes that end in ''they burst out laughing'' or ''the man fainted''.
Jokes EtcRe: Little Johnny Meets The Bishop by Nellyon(f): 7:46am On Nov 01, 2011
;d ;d
Jokes EtcRe: Consumption Of Alcohol by Nellyon(f): 7:10am On Nov 01, 2011
So u dont think this joke is funny as helllll?
Jokes EtcRe: This May Crack Your Ribs~~2 Agybabe by Nellyon(f): 1:33pm On Oct 31, 2011
Seriously, you people re turning the jokes section into the lamest section on NL.
Jokes EtcRe: Wedding Day by Nellyon(f): 1:30pm On Oct 31, 2011
You all re dumb if u dont understand this simple and hilarious joke.
I thought you were gonna say its old though.
CelebritiesRe: Femi Kuti Tours With The Red Hot Chili Peppers by Nellyon(f): 12:53pm On Oct 31, 2011
Really?, i totally love Red Hot Chilli Peppers.
Jokes EtcRe: Gggggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr by Nellyon(f): 3:27pm On Oct 27, 2011
Ajibel:
Some people just dont understand the usefulness of a keyboard thats why they operate it like a kid with a wooly brain. Perfect eg is the olodo above me
what did the olodo do?
CelebritiesRe: Mercy Johnson In Tears As Genevieve Walks Into her Wedding Venue by Nellyon(f): 3:26pm On Oct 27, 2011
^^ nothing wrong with it. i personally feel it should be left exclusively for for for(naija does not have teenage female stars) for Selena Gomez dem.
Jokes EtcRe: Funny Farmer by Nellyon(f): 3:21pm On Oct 27, 2011
chakula:
Could someone help in rating the IQ of OP does she deserve clap or slap?
see ur life?

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