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Nairaland GeneralRe: My Experience With Racists. by Nelrulez(m): 5:37pm On Nov 30, 2014
Lol! Laughing at their primitive mentality. I'm proud seeing my fellow Africans holding their head high in the sky not minding the bleeped mindset of the white man.
HealthRe: Staring At Women’s Bosoms Makes Men Live Longer And Healthier- Dr. Karen by Nelrulez(m): 1:13pm On Nov 30, 2014
CHILL, Does it mean that Timaya, Dbanj and the likes will live longer than the rest because they are ukwu freak?
CelebritiesRe: Olamide's Story For The Gods: A Nigerian Song Recommending Rape? by Nelrulez(m): 5:35am On Nov 29, 2014
I'm bleeping sure most of this critics nods their head to the song anytime it comes on.
TravelRe: US Announces New Visa Processing For Nigeria by Nelrulez(m): 5:21pm On Nov 27, 2014
Mtcwyw, thought they even want to start granting all qualified applicants visa to uncle Sam's country.
HealthRe: Aljazeera Undercover Investigation Exposes Fake Doctors In Nigeria (video) by Nelrulez(m): 5:06pm On Nov 27, 2014
Him market don close be that.
EducationRe: Humiliation Of A University Graduate On Graduation Day (Pictures) by Nelrulez(m): 5:58pm On Nov 26, 2014
Is your school in Iraq?
christejames:
Quite embarrassing! I can't do this if/when I graduate. They can't even try it in my school. Soo childish!!!
Music/RadioRe: Chaz B Of Rhytm FM Is Dead by Nelrulez(m): 8:42am On Nov 24, 2014
Is it the same Chaz B who anchors sharing life issues with Chaz B? Finding it very hard to believe.
CelebritiesRe: Brymo Reacts To Flavour's Claims Of Selling One Million Albums In Five Days by Nelrulez(m): 11:38pm On Nov 21, 2014
I couldn't stop myself from laughing when I saw it because right here in Lekki I see vendors hawking the album and I've not seen anyone bidding for it so how come he sold a million copies under 5days?
CelebritiesRe: Tonto Dikeh Gives N500k Cash Gift To Stylist (Pictures) by Nelrulez(m): 10:45pm On Nov 21, 2014
You sure say no be say she forget the money inside the car?
CelebritiesRe: Happy Birthday Davido! by Nelrulez(m): 6:02pm On Nov 21, 2014
#O.B.Obaddest
PoliticsRe: Meet Mrs Aisha Buhari Beautiful, Sound & Intelligent. PIX by Nelrulez(m): 12:33pm On Nov 12, 2014
I prefer this beauty and brain to Madam Chai diarisGod o.
TravelRe: Funny Experience At The Us Embassy Lagos by Nelrulez(m): 6:59pm On Nov 08, 2014
Really? I've nothing to gain, I only shared d experience. It's either you believe or you bounce it.
johncreek:
Uncle! You can lie ooo shocked
TravelRe: Funny Experience At The Us Embassy Lagos by Nelrulez(m): 1:43pm On Nov 08, 2014
I followed my friend and the girlfriend down to the embassy for the interview. We got there as early as 6am in the morning while I sat go the car praying hard for my friend because he promised to part with 200 dollars after the whole thing. Well, I wasn't allowed to enter so I sat in the car waiting for the young couple to come back with good news but alas they came back with frown. OmG! They were denied. Actually I had to force myself not to laugh because the look was so unpleasant, if a new born baby should spot that kinda look on his arrival to plane earth, the baby might be tempted to go back to heaven. I later asked my friend what transpired in there and I was told the consular asked them about their responsibility and they couldn't give a convincing answer. The so called couple broke up 2weeks after the interview.
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Always Cries After We Kiss by Nelrulez(m): 1:30pm On Nov 08, 2014
I want to believe that this is a remix version of the real story. You kissed your chick 5 bleeping times within two week? What else did you do to her? Moreover are you a vampire? Maybe your style of kissing is biting who knows.
CelebritiesRe: Pictures From DJ Cuppy's House Warming Party by Nelrulez(m): 3:54am On Nov 05, 2014
Lol! She might not be able to buy with her money but her dad can afford an estate.
Atmmachine:
Nigerians displaying their low mentality publicly since 1876.

D.j cuppy cake cannot buy a house in New York.

Do you know how much a house is sold in local pensylvania ? not to talk of New York
CultureRe: Nigerians And Fake Foreign Accents by Nelrulez(m): 4:54pm On Nov 01, 2014
I think the writer himself writes like he has a foreign accent. Lol! Let's keep it real. #PROUDLYNIGERIAN
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Why Is National Directorate Of Employment (NDE) Extorting Money From Graduates? by Nelrulez(m): 4:41pm On Oct 26, 2014
Obviously you am school in Spanish. Lol
politricks:
Me too i am school in spanish they does not do like that there also.
RomanceRe: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by Nelrulez(m): 7:56pm On Oct 18, 2014
Yeepa! See gobe. I can't shout.
Kachisbarbie:
hahaha...seeing a text of 'baby pls buy me postinor2'

And he was like, that wasn't for me, it was my hommiez girlfriend that sent it to him the day I lent him my phone because his phone was down and there wasn't a means to charge it...whew shocked

I forgot to add that the sender was someone he claimed is an 'ex' - then he said his ex and his hommiez current girlfriend are namesakes...oh Good Jesus

I felt like taking an IQ test immediately - bc e get the kind lie person go tell you ehn, you would wonder if you're that dull...hahahaha
InvestmentRe: The Quickest Way To Make Money Online by Nelrulez(m): 8:34am On Oct 18, 2014
I de follow up.
Christianity EtcRe: TB Joshua Carrying Bags Of Rice (Picture) by Nelrulez(m): 9:16am On Oct 17, 2014
enfantdedieu:
U get Apollo for eyes?
google the answer.
Christianity EtcRe: TB Joshua Carrying Bags Of Rice (Picture) by Nelrulez(m): 11:13pm On Oct 16, 2014
Una sure say na 3bags of rice? Those thing for him head come resemble pillows.
CelebritiesRe: Bigbrother Nigerian male housemate Tayo is now a father! by Nelrulez(m): 8:27am On Oct 15, 2014
penquin:
one fact about this guy. #hes a drop out from one monotechnic in ibadan sha before he travelled to SA.






buh daht write up doesn't count any longer
CelebritiesRe: TY Bello Delivers Twin Boys After 9 Years Of Marriage by Nelrulez(m): 11:24am On Oct 13, 2014
Truly the land is green.
CelebritiesRe: Paul Okoye's Funny Reaction To The Food In DUBAI (photos) by Nelrulez(m): 10:05am On Oct 11, 2014
missvera:
Ask oracle bro.
hahahaha. The oracle's mind is blank.
CelebritiesRe: Paul Okoye's Funny Reaction To The Food In DUBAI (photos) by Nelrulez(m): 6:35am On Oct 11, 2014
Who be dis?
missvera:
Manage it sweetie, will make eba and egusi with goat meat for you immediately you return. #miss you though tongue
Music/RadioRe: I Wrote A Song For Rihanna – Wizkid by Nelrulez(m): 6:24am On Oct 11, 2014
All hail Lord of gbagaun.
CelebritiesRe: MTV Africa Releases List Of 20 Greatest Nigerian Songs Of All Time by Nelrulez(m): 11:07am On Oct 05, 2014
Why is cry or nigerian girls by mode9 not on that list
BusinessRe: 7 Annoying People You Meet At The ATM by Nelrulez(m): 11:03am On Oct 05, 2014
Someone who slots in 6 different cards and ends up not withdrawing anything. Someone who stays under the scorching sun just because he wants to make use of quick teller to recharge his line with 100 mtn card.
Music/RadioRe: Open Letter To M.I Abaga by Nelrulez(m): 5:39pm On Sep 22, 2014
Lol! Am done anticipating for his album ever since I copped Above Ground Level by modenine. HipHop heads need check out that album.
FoodRe: 13 Benefits Of Walnuts by Nelrulez(m): 6:53pm On Sep 20, 2014
How I wish I'd read dis a day earlier. Just yesterday, I was coming back from work and a Lady said something about hawking walnut at 9th and was like what's the benefit of this ugly looking fruit. No one had anything educative to say. I pray I run into the lady again, maybe I'll be able to enlighten her more on the benefits of walnut.

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